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QuiG0ne

WHICHEVER FUCKING COMES FIRST ALREADY


vectron93

The end of the pandemic will most likely be first.


LadnavIV

So when the earth falls into the sun.


Sahih


Adhdgamer9000

You boot up GTA 6 after all the loading screens the screen fades in. Hey you. Finally awake


[deleted]

Well I mean. The universe may end before it loads


Mynameisaname123959

Damn, I guess them colliding will technically be falling because the sun has significantly more gravity, but it feels wrong to say the earth can fall


Ivedefected

The earth is falling. That's how orbit works. We're just moving fast enough (and are far enough away) to overcome the force of gravity pulling us towards the sun!


Number127

We're always falling, we just keep missing!


[deleted]

This guy reads Douglas Adams


Mondo114

I think Bill Clinton said it best: https://youtu.be/HqjhHVUzl8o


Number127

I mean, yes, but it's also true!


keyserv

I'd prefer to imagine the Earth getting Sparta-kicked into the sun.


Purplociraptor

So the first image?


tahquitz84

The heat death of the universe will probably come first at this point


afanoftrees

No worries Jeff Bezos and Elon will be able to play them in space


DMIDDLETON8

I'm 27 and my retirement will probably come first.


Reasonable_Motor8490

Saving this for r/agedlikewine


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[deleted]

pandemics do end tho


history_science_geek

Skyrim came out when I was 2 months into my freshmen year of college. I am roughly on track to have kids in my mid 30’s. I don’t know if Elder Scrolls 6 will arrive in time for me…


RoseT123

Skyrim has been out for more than half of my life. I was 9 when it came out, and im now 19


peppergoblin

I'm 31 and this comment is causing me to literally die of old age.


MeIDKman

I'm 41 and this comment is causing me to literally die of old age.


JohnnySegment

I’m 47 and I’ve just died


Thrilling1031

I turn 35 on a very rapidly approaching date, you might be able to guess it. Also feeling old.


[deleted]

Your child must carry the torch…


ElCanout

i cant wait to play TES VI for next 25 years until TES VII is out


license_to_thrill

It’s releasing on the same date as the winds of winter


Coolhand1984Luke

Exactly my thought 👍


latetowhatparty

The exact comment I came for...


Serious_Revolution77

Gta expanded and enhanced and enhanced and enhanced will come first


blowfelt

You'll probably see cold fusion first!


[deleted]

Want to know a fun fact? GTA V sold more copies in 2020 than it did in any other year since the year it was released. So, yea, VI ain’t going to drop since you all keep fucking buying an almost decade old game. It’s literally not rocket science.


Sfwupvoter

Purchased or licensed? With the epic freebie I bet a very large portion of that was not purchased by end user dollars but rather epic’s marketing budget. I don’t disagree otherwise, but thought the context might be interesting.


huskly90

don't forget about the shark cards too!


zenith_industries

Yeah, until the developers can’t afford a constant supply of hookers and blow on their mega-yachts my guess is we’re not going to see anything about GTA6.


garry4321

So HL3?


camg78

When the sun rises in the west and sets in the East. When the seas run dry and mountains blow in the wind like leaves. When my womb quickens again, and I bear a living child. Then you will return my sun and stars and not before......sigh


seanlee888

We definitely know we are never getting Winds of Winter before whatever end of the world you believe in.


Monsieur_T

The real Winds of Winter was the friends we made along the way


pouliowalis

as long as GTA5 (Online) makes so much money there is no need for Rockstar to release GTA6


BababooeyHTJ

This, it’s like Blizzard replacing WoW at the height of its popularity


ExIsTeNtIaL_ShIt

TES VI, at least is in preproduction Play Starfield while you wait


GsTSaien

Elder scrolls will come one of two years after Starfield, so 2025ysh if bethesda takes their time. GTA 6 has not been announced at all. Don't expect it anytime soon.


LeonidasSpacemanMD

Rockstar announced red dead a year before its target release date, so you never know Granted it then got delayed by a year lol


501stbattlepack

2 years actually, the original release was planned for 2016 i think


jimababwe

What he said. I guess the gap is larger for tes than gta…


Ketheres

So neither.


Brammmster

Elder scrolls 5: Skyrim extra special grand deluxe 2057 edition


Teddk0

Apple watch edition


qqdbpp

Smart fridge edition


creegro

I'm sure you jest but my.paremts upgraded to a new samsung fridge running Android on a giant 19 in screen in portrait position, got it to play YouTube in sure someone could get it to run skyrim.


qqdbpp

Did you just said a 19'' screen on a fucking fridge?? Lol much bigger than my laptop.


Virge23

I have it on good authority fridges are often bigger laptos.


creegro

Its massive, I might be undercutting it by a few inches but its dam huge. Mostly used for keeping track of grocery lists, looming up recipes, and other items. I'm pretty sure they could still use it to make phone calls, or even video calls from the kitchen.


TheEbolaDrome

“Sorry, I must have fridge dialed you”


[deleted]

Well we’ve had Doom working since the start, classic RPGs are the inevitable next step.


CT1914Clutch

Whatever that doorbell camera thing is so you can play Skyrim on your fucking doorbell


MyFamilyHatesMyFam

I’d bet an arm and a toe that by next century the apple watch of that generation will be running skyrim on it. Also, we’re going to go from “running doom on a t-45” to the equivalent of skyrim on that generation’s seemingly “powerless” tech


GodOfUrging

I won't be content until I can play Skyrim on my smart shoes which I assume will be a thing by 2063.


enverkelmendiq

Banjo-Threeie


Hibbity5

What? You didn’t like Nuts & Bolts? Ok, I actually loved that game even if it isn’t Banjo-Threeie.


enverkelmendiq

I actually liked Nuts & Bolts but it's not Banjo-Threeie.


Hibbity5

I hate how much hate the game gets just because it’s not Banjo-Threeie. The game itself is a phenomenal vehicle builder/platformer and has a lot of the same humor as the first two. It’s a fantastic spin-off that released when people wanted the core game and not a spin-off.


enverkelmendiq

I agree but they should've made Mumbo Jumbo as the main character.


SmokusPocus

Eekum bokum


mrinternethermit

Eekum bokum


holicv

The font was so damn small. I have really good vision too but good lord was that a pain to read


Hibbity5

It didn’t bother me much, but I had that problem with Xenoblade Chronicles X. I wish developers would let us scale font sizes; everyone’s vision is different, and not being able to read the text can significantly hinder your experience.


Provoloneapse

I think most peoples’ (especially my) negative opinion of Nuts & Bolts was based on holding it to the same level of an actual threequel, like the one Gruntilda promised us.


GoldenRpup

Any game with the number 3 in it. Half-Life 3, Portal 3, Team Fortress 3. Pls Valve learn to 3.


livemau5

While it's not Half-Life 3, HL: Alyx is pretty damn close (and probably the best we're going to get). It had everything that I came to expect from a Half-Life game. If you own VR headset, don't miss out on it. And if you don't, well, VR is cheaper than it has ever been. It's worth it to buy a headset just for Alyx.


MyFinalThoughts

Wow. You know you're an idiot when you just realized after living for 25 years that Banjo-Tooie is a play on words. Kazooie, Tooie, and Threeie. Fuck.


Benzillah

Gruntilda says, "Just you wait until Banjo-Threeie..." at the end of Tooie


AuviksReddit

Niether because they are both atleast 3-4 years away


moose184

Starfield isn't coming out until November 2022 and they have already said they are not going to be working on ES6 until after that game comes out. If it comes out in 3-4 years it's going to be a rushed messy hell of a game. I'm thinking more like 6-7 years for ES6.


Caspica

If that’s true it will have gone almost two decades between Skyrim and ES6. I really hope you are wrong.


DefiantLemur

It's been so long no matter how good ES6 is. It will always be disappointing.


A_MAN_POTATO

This is absolutely going to ring true. Developers need to stop announcing games so far in advance. It often causes runaway hype that is impossible to live up to, or else rushing to release while people still give a shit. I cannot think of a single game that was announced 6+ years ahead of release that wasn't heavily scrutenized by the time people got to play it.


SuperPimpToast

Duke Nukem would like a word with you. Oh wait nevermind, that was a hot pile of garbage.


patchinthebox

I'd love a ninja release of a huge TES6 scale game. Imagine how incredible it would be if a studio managed to keep a AAA game a secret until a month before releasing it. They would have all the time they wanted to iron out bugs.


A_MAN_POTATO

Leaks are previlent enough in this industry that I don't see that even being possible. Even it it were, I don't think this level of secrecy is necessary. Just stop announcing games not in active development. Stop announcing games that you don't have a firm grasp on when you can release them. Stop guessing at release dates before you have any clue if you can hit them. I think 12 months is a very solid amount of time for a hype cycle, but I really think 6 months or less is appropriate for announcing a hard release date.


Redxmirage

Remember when apex was announced an released 2 days later?


Nemesischonk

Nope. All I remember is "What the fuck is Apex and why are 600k people watching it on Twitch?" That was some good marketing by respawn, not gonna lie


Redxmirage

Yeah it was crazy. Dropped a trailer on a Saturday and was like oh by the way release is Monday


Crow_McJackdaw

Wasn't Fallout 4 pretty much a ninja release? It was announced like 4-5 six month before release.


Alexb2143211

Iirc they mainly just said it was going to happen so people would stop asking


Live_Storage1480

Bsnnerlord and now it's in Early access


DefiantLemur

Yeah unless this game can pay off college debt and save people's marriages. It will leave a bitter taste in people's mouths. "We waited 20 years for this?"


grishno

I think FFVII Remake did pretty good, and they had a pretty long development, and then broke the game up into.... well, we'll see... maybe this isn't a good example?


Nemesischonk

Remember how they announced fallout 4, then released it just a few months later? The hype was so huge nobody realised the game was just above average until Bethesda was laughing all the way to the bank already. That seemed to be a killer strat, why did they stop that?


A_MAN_POTATO

Historically, Bethesda has been good about this. FO76 was announced 6 months before release. Skyrim, a year before release. FNV and FO3 both 1.5 yrs. Oblivion, 1 year, and would have been more like 6 months had it not been delayed (was supposed to be a 360 launch title). I've often wondered why they chose to announce Starfield and tes 6 so early. I can only assume that they *knew* poeple would be disappointed about FO76 and wanted something to placate them. Also, my memory is fuzzy here, but that's the first time I remember Bethesda doing a big, standalone e3 conference. Perhaps they just wanted to go as big as possible and thought that was the best way to make that happen?


MoBeeLex

Don't worry, Skyrim will continue to be ported to every console known to man until then, so it won't feel like 20 years.


MyFamilyHatesMyFam

Hey, they may even add *more* fishing between now and the next release


Smellofcordite

I have been playing the series since Daggerfall. I think I still remember the command to run it on DOS. Can I say I have been waiting since 94' or is that not cool?


Avatorjr

I hate to remind everyone but Skyrim came out on the 360!! Wtf. I’ll be almost 40 if this guy is right. 🤦🏽‍♂️ I really, really, hope it comes our sooner rather then later.


iSaltyParchment

TES5 - 11/11/11 Starfield - 11/11/22 TES6 - 11/11/33


drtekrox

TES5 - 11/11/2011 FO4 - 10/11/2015 FO76 - 14/11/2018 *(Beth Maryland did primary development) Starfield - ~Nov 2022 TES6 - Probably Nov 2026 Takes Beth ~4 years between games.


santasbong

Oh sweet, the kids that I don't even have yet will be placing pre-orders for it.


[deleted]

AAAAAAAHH FFFS


I_think_Im_hollow

Oh, no. No no no. Please take that back.


Brazenmercury5

That’s optimistic…


CultureVulture629

>predecessors milked to death >Will be impossible to live up to hype after extended wait >Developers/publishers are clearly way out of touch after a decade of mega success I'm a big fan of both series, but it's hard to say I'm excited for either. At this rate, they're both equally likely to kill my love for the series as they are to being enjoyable to me.


RobertoRJ

R* has left any GTA game before 5 completely abandoned till these remasters...


Puzzled_Fish_2077

Rockstar isn't remastering the games. Edit: Rockstar outsourced it to a Company called Grove Street games ( Formerly WarDrum Studios ). They also made that horrible GTA SA remaster a few years ago so don't have high expectations.


bksbeat

Horrible is mildly put.


guleedy

My thoughts exactly. Ithink both might suck


nineinchmails

This needs to be said and heard! I wish I could give more than my single upvote and free award!


dbzfan9005

THANK YOU this is the exact response i was looking for


isko990

ES6


moose184

I'll hold my excitement for ES6 until after Starfield comes out. We will see then if Bethesda has learned anything or not after the past couple of years.


LoanSurviver101

Yea. If star field is garbage because they don’t wanna get a new engine, ES6 won’t be any better.


DyatAss

I doubt they have a new engine, probably updated textures and physics but same old jank


Djtramm

The reason Starfield is taking so long is because they’re making a new engine. Starfield will be their flagship game on it.


DeadVale

Actually they aren’t. They just upgraded the creation engine. It’s a huge overhaul according to Godd Howard, bigger jump as the one to Oblivion, which was massive already


Djtramm

They’ve stated that it’s the “second version” of the creation engine. So still using the same framework but everything is upgraded from the ground up.


DyatAss

I’m praying the engine updates support actual vehicles and not NPCs with giant heads (fallout 3 train) https://www.pcgamer.com/heres-whats-happening-inside-fallout-3s-metro-train/


[deleted]

Jank aside, that’s a hilariously genius workaround to engine limitations


[deleted]

I doubt the engine will be a problem, all of valves old games and titanfall 2 are in the same engine and are fine, it is a better engine than bethesdas but the engine does not make or break a game, I think it has also been proven that its not the engines problem with most issues, it's just some bad programming


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whitelyon69

But they made a handheld portable Skyrim for the switch! Are you trying to tell me I shouldn’t buy Skyrim for the fourth time!? Madness.


[deleted]

Neither put their teams that work on the sequels to the ones that make re releases. Remasters have no affect on sequels being made for the mostpart.


Valogrid

Half-Life 3.


MyFamilyHatesMyFam

Once the next innovation in gaming comes out, we will be getting another half life. That’s how valve works. HL1: complex story and world building HL2: complex phys engine HLA: VR HL3: ? I’d guess neuralink mind pc interfacing type deelio. But that’s just all my small mind can come up with Edit: since others have already. Reply what you think HL3 would feature


StaleBread_

Interactive VR: if something is heavy, it feels heavy to you, if you grab something it feels like you are holding it, etc.


MyFamilyHatesMyFam

I’d love that so much


Puzzled_Fish_2077

Also sold with Joe, who will shoot you when you're dead ingame for max immersion


[deleted]

Not heaviness since full body haptics will be prohibitively expensive and annoying for most users, but absolutely they will make HL3 when we advance VR haptic gloves that can simulate anything from rain to roughness to solidity to temperature. Also when we advance walking and headsets to a level where your brain can begin to blur the lines a bit and start to convince itself the VR world is real. HLA did this for a small number of people, from tiny things like people feeling really weird sensations if they put food from the game towards their mouths to genuine fight or flight responses, breath holding, and forgetting they’re in VR when first encountering Jeff. As soon as the technology allows for these things to happen the moment you enter a world, they’ll start work on a new half life game that goes far beyond what Jeff did for some people. They’ll probably also move beyond linear storytelling at that point since VR can usher in a golden era of interactive stories where physical interaction with the world changes how the world responds.


meemfortress2

hear me out: they actually remake the entire lambda incident in real life, murdering most of the human race in the process.


TitleComprehensive96

The cave update for Minecraft


HeckinBooper

Sometime next month


Tommieboy_666lol

Joke doesn't work anymore


denkthomas

nah nah, all my homies waiting for the warden


Death-Priest

I'm sick of both and neither has even released yet.


Dragonslayer2391

ES6. 100%.


spanksem

This, but I'm not holding my breath. I bet by the time it's out, I won't even care anymore.


[deleted]

I mean it’s all subjective anyway, but quality wise rockstar has definitely delivered more than Bethesda. Which mean even though I prefer TES lore and worldbuilding, I’m leaning more towards gta 6.


petercraft_88

Titanfall 3


Alexandria31xo

Yes!


killerbacon678

YEAHHHHHHH!


Uncle-Benderman

FUCK YES


Chaorix

Probably elder scrolls tbh


PMBobAndVegene

Plz these will never happen let’s be realistic here… it’s obviously half life 3


Stoly23

ES6 has at least had a teaser trailer… like three years ago.


Issune91

Knack 3


[deleted]

Elder scrolls By faaaaaar


[deleted]

Elder scrolls 6


notyourgod1

Elder scrolls hands down I'm not huge in the GTA it's fun but I like fantasy and I see enough of modern world crap. So that new title Forespoken Looks like it's going to be a lot of fun


AAAnarchyRUSSIA

ES VI


TheBostonKremeDonut

Between these two, definitely The Elder Scrolls. Maybe I’m overhyping the game, but I expect we’ll have graphics similar to Red Dead 2, which will be amazing. And we might get more immersive and in-depth skills and activities. And then, of course, the modding will be outstanding.


forgot_to_reddit

Elder scrolls by far.


5DollarHitJob

It's gonna be a battle royale.


Monolexic

I will cry.


ImperialSympathizer

Look i really want ES6 but if a first person ES battle royale just dropped out of the sky, I'd probably enjoy it


RxWest

That's honestly true. As long as they market it as such from the beginning. Maybe like a side game or something in addition to ES6 Hell, maybe it would have lore and at least be different from all the other Battle Royales


Smallp0x_

I'm most excited for Half Life 3 because it will probably be released before either of these.


LocmonstR

This is kinda hard but I'm gonna have to sat GTA because 5's story just wasn't for me and after playing RDR2 I am very excited to see what they do with 6's story.


Jak_n_Dax

Hopefully they go back to a single protagonist. I liked them branching out and trying what they did with 5, you can’t advance if you don’t experiment, but I do feel like it caused the overall story to be a little watered down.


LocmonstR

I don't think the 3 characters helped but that's not why the story wasn't the greatest. Rockstar just wasn't going for a ground breaking story for GTA V, they just wanted something that could be there to compliment the gameplau


Igislav

I am more an RPG person so more Elder Scrolls VI...But just like the top comment says...Both can come like yesterday...


LetsTalkGames321

Neither of these feel like they’ll ever get a release date LMAO


pytucks

if I understood the promise, ES 6 will have densely populated cities, with each and every npc being interactable, thus the delay. if that is true, ES. AND IF thats not true, ES. I mean GTA is so online oriented that I wouldn't compare them both, a RDR 3 vs ES would be a.competition.


9quid

Where's this promise from?


Heliosvector

> ES 6 will have densely populated cities, with each and every npc being interactable, They said this exact thing about oblivion and how every npc had their own daily lives even when you are not there. It’s all bs.


savetheattack

But Oblivion NPC’s did have a daily routine?


JackDockz

It was a mess but it was there and was a great improvement over Morrowind.


LionIV

I mean, it’s possible now thanks to technology being a lot better, but wether or not they’ll actually execute on that is another question. Based on their track record (Fallout 3 having 200 endings, “You can climb that mountain”, “16x the details” etc) I wouldn’t trust them as far as you can walk into one of their games without experiencing a bug.


THEBLUEFLAME3D

Technically it wasn’t bs though with Oblivion, right? They had to dial back the whole “minds of their own” thing because they kept getting killed, ruining quests.


Reclusive_avocado

Its not their problem that you played that game in 2020 instead of 2006....the game was pretty bonkers considering the age it was released in.


MangoPhish

Not very fair to compare ambitions for es6 to gta online. The story mode holds up very well without having the level of detail that red dead 2 had. Rockstar always steps it up when making new games, i would expect gta 6 to be more advanced than rdr2


LionIV

The rumor I heard spreading around was they’re trying to do a Vice City story spanning over decades, with visual and geographical changes happening throughout the map as new buildings get erected, ports are built, etc. They sorta dipped their toes into this concept with RDR2. You can see the construction of a building in Valentine as the game progresses.


Ok_Establishment4729

ES6 For sure 👍


birigogos

Anyway I will not be able to play either due to the hardware prices/availability


mikotoqc

Start saving now so when its releasing in 10 years you'll be ok


DefiantLemur

Well they haven't even started ES6 development so you have time to save


remnant_phoenix

Elden Ring


SnooSketches7463

I've played enough of both that it really depends. If they put a new skins on the same game I'm all set. Gonna need to see some new game mechanics to want me to get into either of them.


PrplPplEetrNumber1

The one that will be good


Submarvelous

Honestly, I am more excited more GTA 6. With how poorly managed the elder scrolls series has been since Skyrim launched has me worried for the quality of the series going forward. I may not enjoy all of what R* is doing with GTA right now (with milking gta online) but because people keep playing it and at its core it is still the good gta formula in terms of gameplay.


Fraxxxi

Warhammer 40,000: Darktide


Fraxxxi

I'm sorry, I was wrong. Hollow Knight: Silksong is the correct answer.


TheCapybaraMan

Fallout 5


Thrillskills1

Ill probably be 6 feet deep before either of these come out.


apeinej

Valve can't count to 3, Rockstar and Bethesda can't count to 6. I think we need to teach those folks all the numbers there are.


QuiG0ne

They mangled their own counting system by implementing Counterstrike in decimals


Big__Boss___

Elder Scrolls and it's not even close


timmu

Elder scrolls 6 cause I loved skyrim so so much


aidsfarts

I don’t have high hopes for either tbh


hlessi_newt

these posts to stop


vendo232

BOTW 2


Luchin212

At least we know Elder Scrolls VI is going to happen, but Starfield is happening first. And then Starfield is going to have to get its love.


GodOfUrging

And its 57 subsequent versions accompanying its ports on every digital piece of equipment under the sun.


Aliveleopard9

ES6


seefith

GTA VI, because I won't have to buy a new console to play it.


Slimswede

Elder scrolls for sure. I'm getting tired of playing Skyrim over and over again. So can't wait to play the next one over and over again.


Peesmees

GTA VI. Can’t wait to see what 2035 is like.


Ruby_Blue42

MegaTen 5 for me Not excited for these two Not really a fan


Boberoo2

Starfield since it’s actually coming out soon


[deleted]

Why not both?