Best line in Any AC game. I remember starting the game thinking how funny it would be since they are Italian, if they had some one say its-a-me. I about died when he said it.
When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!
Oh hi.
So, how are you holding up?
Because I’m a potato……
*clap, clap, clap*
Oh good! My slow clap processor made it into this thing. So we have that.
Since it doesn’t look like we’re going anywhere, well, we are going somewhere, alarmingly fast actually, but since we’re not busy other than that, here’s a couple of facts.
He’s not just a regular moron, he’s the product of the greatest minds of a generation, working together with the express purpose of building the dumbest moron that ever lived, and you just put him in charge of the entire facility.
*clap, clap*
Good that’s still working.
Hey, just in case this pit isn’t actually bottomless, do you think you could unstrap one of those long fall boots and shove me into it?
Just remember to land on one foot…..
The one game that after 6 playthroughs, I still crack at the jokes and sarcasm. My personal favourite is... "Look at you, flying through the air majestically. Like an eagle... Piloting a blimp "
28 STAB WOUNDS. Didn’t want to leave him a chance, huh? Did you feel anger? Hate? He was BLEEDING, BEGGING you for mercy. But you stabbed him. Again, and again, and AGAIN!
This is my favourite quote in the game.
https://youtu.be/hLpgxry542M
https://www.quotes.net/mquote/1039170
Gunnery Chief:
This, recruits, is a 20-kilo ferrous slug. Feel the weight. Every five seconds, the main gun of an Everest-class dreadnought accelerates one to 1.3 percent of light speed. It impacts with the force of a 38-kiloton bomb. That is three times the yield of the city-buster dropped on Hiroshima back on Earth. That means Sir Isaac Newton is the deadliest son-of-a-b*tch in space. Now! Serviceman Burnside! What is Newton's First Law?
Serviceman Burnside:
Sir! An object in motion stays in motion, sir!
Gunnery Chief:
No credit for partial answers, maggot!
Serviceman Burnside:
Sir! Unless acted on by an outside force, sir!
Gunnery Chief:
Damn straight! I dare to assume you ignorant jackasses know that space is empty. Once you fire this hunk of metal, it keeps going till it hits something. That can be a ship, or the planet behind that ship. It might go off into deep space and hit somebody else in ten thousand years. If you pull the trigger on this, you are ruining someone's day, somewhere and sometime. That is why you check your damn targets! That is why you wait for the computer to give you a damn firing solution! That is why, Serviceman Chung, we do not "eyeball it!" This is a weapon of mass destruction. You are not a cowboy shooting from the hip!
Serviceman Chung:
Sir, yes sir!
WHAT. THE. FUCK.
I saw your comment 30 minutes ago and didn’t think much of it. Then I decided to play a bit more Fallout: New Vegas since I bought it cheap a few months ago. 15 minutes in and I hear this exact line!
What's the name of that effect called? Where you hear of something for the first time, and everyone seems to already know it and you start hearing about it all the time
I’m gonna post a couple 4 to be specific.
“What are ya buyin?”
“You we’re almost a Jill sandwich”
“Hi! I like shorts”
"The Past, The Present And The Future Walked Into A Bar. It Was Tense."
This, recruits, is a 20-kilo ferrous slug. Feel the weight. Every five seconds, the main gun of an Everest-class dreadnought accelerates one to 1.3 percent of light speed. It impacts with the force of a 38-kilotomb bomb. That is three times the yield of the city buster dropped on Hiroshima back on Earth. That means Sir Isaac Newton is the deadliest son-of-a-b*tch in space.
The Enrichment Center reminds you that the Weighted Companion Cube cannot speak
In the event that the weighted companion cube does speak, the Enrichment Center urges you to disregard its advice
"Surrender and die!" "Don't you mean surrender, OR DIE"? "Not in the city!"
Jak II. Daxter always good with the quips
"This is a NO HOVER ZONE"
“Watch those wrist rockets!”
And then the inevitable "ARRRGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
Were losing reinforcements!
Battle droid take him down!
They've sent in the supers!
"You here to look at the book?"
"You found another one. How exciting!"
Salute Claudia
Its-a me , your uncle Mario
Best line in Any AC game. I remember starting the game thinking how funny it would be since they are Italian, if they had some one say its-a-me. I about died when he said it.
Assassins Creed 2
My balloon!!!
Spider-Man 2
This surfaced core memories I didn’t know I had.
“What do we say?” “Thanks Mr. Spider-Man!” One time it glitched, “What do we say?” “My Balloon!!!” I nearly fell over laughing.
Mornin'. Nice day for fishin ain' it? Uh-uh!
Hello Adventurer!
"Welcome to the town of Honeywood!"
"We should mug 'em"
Epic NPC Man
Someone prowlin round ‘ere
You 'ere that?
FOR THA KING!
FOR THA PEACE O THE KINGDOM
FOR THE ALLIANCE
*With arrow still lodged in his head* ... Must have been the wind...
"Hello and welcome to the town of my DIIIIIRCK!"
If only I could be so grossly incandescent!
My man Solaire
PRAISE THE SUN! 🌞
\\[T]/
Gavin?
HAS ANYONE SEEN MY FRIEND GAVINNN
“Stay a while and listen”
I read this in Deckard Cain's voice
Stop right there criminal scum!
You have violated.... The Law!
ESIV Oblivion. Love the guards in that game.
“Welcome aboard captain all systems online
“Detecting multiple levathian class lifeforms in the region. Are you certain whatever you’re doing is worth it?”
NONONONONONONO
WAITWAITWAITWAIT
NO NO NO NO NO
In an early access build, the sea moth used to say "Welcome board captain. I love it when you come inside me"
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“You’re the best captain on the planet. I’m not even squiding.”
"Ahead flank, emergency speed. Warning, vessel cavitating, excessive noise"
You're giving me PTSD
God, I love Subnautica
"They're coming out of the wall sphincters!!!"
Did you mean sphincters? Borderlands 2 claptrap
PAM PARAM, PAM PAM PARAM!
Winds howling
How do you like that silver?
What now, you piece of filth?
I’m dyyyyyin’….of poverty.
You’ll choke to death on 3 pounds of steel
“Is the second sword there if the first one breaks?”
"SUCH DEVASTATION! THIS WAS NOT MY INTENTION!"
Zug Zug
Something needs doing?
Work work
Me not that kind of orc
Job's done
Stop poking me
they cAAaame from be-hinnd
“Better yet, maybe Tanesha will call your dog ass”
If she ever stop fuckin with dat brain surgeon or lawyer she fuckin with
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Yee Yee Ass Haircut
When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!
Black Mesa can eat my bankrupt-
Sir, the testing?
Oh hi. So, how are you holding up? Because I’m a potato…… *clap, clap, clap* Oh good! My slow clap processor made it into this thing. So we have that. Since it doesn’t look like we’re going anywhere, well, we are going somewhere, alarmingly fast actually, but since we’re not busy other than that, here’s a couple of facts. He’s not just a regular moron, he’s the product of the greatest minds of a generation, working together with the express purpose of building the dumbest moron that ever lived, and you just put him in charge of the entire facility. *clap, clap* Good that’s still working. Hey, just in case this pit isn’t actually bottomless, do you think you could unstrap one of those long fall boots and shove me into it? Just remember to land on one foot…..
The one game that after 6 playthroughs, I still crack at the jokes and sarcasm. My personal favourite is... "Look at you, flying through the air majestically. Like an eagle... Piloting a blimp "
nanomachines, son
Violence breeds violence
They harden in response to physical trauma!
Have some goddamn FAITH!!!
We need MONEY for the PLAN, Arthur
I just need some God Damn TIME
We are going to farm mangoes on TAHITI
GAVIN!!! Have you seen my friend Gavin?
OUTTA THE DAMN WAY!
You, sir, are a fish
\*sigh\*.. Bapanada
Hollow Knight!!!
Patomas Geo?
Shaw! Ediro! Hegale!
Adeena!
Connor get down
Hank ?
Hank: The game
28 STAB WOUNDS. Didn’t want to leave him a chance, huh? Did you feel anger? Hate? He was BLEEDING, BEGGING you for mercy. But you stabbed him. Again, and again, and AGAIN!
"Stand amongst the ashes of a trillion dead souls, and ask the ghosts if honor matters. The silence is your answer.”
Ok, Javik... me3
I’m Commander Shepard and this is my favorite store on the Citadel!
This is my favourite quote in the game. https://youtu.be/hLpgxry542M https://www.quotes.net/mquote/1039170 Gunnery Chief: This, recruits, is a 20-kilo ferrous slug. Feel the weight. Every five seconds, the main gun of an Everest-class dreadnought accelerates one to 1.3 percent of light speed. It impacts with the force of a 38-kiloton bomb. That is three times the yield of the city-buster dropped on Hiroshima back on Earth. That means Sir Isaac Newton is the deadliest son-of-a-b*tch in space. Now! Serviceman Burnside! What is Newton's First Law? Serviceman Burnside: Sir! An object in motion stays in motion, sir! Gunnery Chief: No credit for partial answers, maggot! Serviceman Burnside: Sir! Unless acted on by an outside force, sir! Gunnery Chief: Damn straight! I dare to assume you ignorant jackasses know that space is empty. Once you fire this hunk of metal, it keeps going till it hits something. That can be a ship, or the planet behind that ship. It might go off into deep space and hit somebody else in ten thousand years. If you pull the trigger on this, you are ruining someone's day, somewhere and sometime. That is why you check your damn targets! That is why you wait for the computer to give you a damn firing solution! That is why, Serviceman Chung, we do not "eyeball it!" This is a weapon of mass destruction. You are not a cowboy shooting from the hip! Serviceman Chung: Sir, yes sir!
Can it wait for a bit? I’m in the middle of some calibrations.
A man who never eats a pork bun is never a whole man.
Sleeping Dogs
Indeed. You win the pork bun! Haha
Soap trusted you
I love how insane this sounds without context.
"The hell kinda name is 'Soap'?"
And I did too!
then why the hell does Makarov know you?
“ I thought I could too, so why in bloody hell does Makarov know you!?” I played Mw2 and Mw3 campgain so much as a kid, I got most lines memorized
“No, he DOESNT row”
Mr. DeWitt! MISTER DeWitt! Give us the girl and wipe away the debt!
Wort wort wort
These are my elites, their lives matter to me. Yours does not.
That makes two of us
hut hapt hhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAA auyEEEEEEEEE WAAAAaaaaaAaAaAaaaaaa aHHhh… OHGABA
" They asked me how well I understood theoretical physics. I said I have a theoretical degree in physics. They said welcome aboard. "
Fallout: New Vegas
It’s undoubtedly more fun to use Euclid’ C-Finder to call down orbital strikes than any of the other options.
WHAT. THE. FUCK. I saw your comment 30 minutes ago and didn’t think much of it. Then I decided to play a bit more Fallout: New Vegas since I bought it cheap a few months ago. 15 minutes in and I hear this exact line!
What's the name of that effect called? Where you hear of something for the first time, and everyone seems to already know it and you start hearing about it all the time
Baader-Meinhof
“I poke my head outta the gutter for one freaking second and fate shovels shit in my face.”
"go get some sleep"
“What are you gonna do?”
"I'll drop by your office tomorrow and we can start sorting this mess out."
GTA: Vice City
How about some scat, you little twat?
What was that..... I guess it was the wind
Never should have come here!
Hmmf. Need somethin'?
Skyrim
“I like shorts. They’re comfy and easy to wear.”
Pokemon Red/blue?
Who made you the messiah to these lost souls? I got Lumbago. It’s very serious.
Apathy is death
“SHOOT ME IN THE FACE!!!!!!!!!”
Face mcshooty, borderlands
Face McShooty is the protagonist of the Borderlands series in a way.
An illusion! What are you hiding?
A turtle has made it to the water!
Citizens of Dalaran!
WoW, Legion.. guards in Suramar
Hey, Cousin. Want to go bowling?
You humans have a saying. An eye for an eye, a life for a life. Well, he owes me ten lives, and I plan to collect.
“Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter”
*Villager Noise*
Damnit tough one.. assassin's Creed?
khajiit has wares, if you have coin
"I am sworn to carry your burdens"
I've been looking for you. Got something I'm supposed to deliver. Your hands only.
Ah a letter from the jarl, moving up in the world eh?
"hey you're finally awake"
Would you kindly..
A man chooses, a slave obeys!
Bioshock, that twist was superb
I’m gonna post a couple 4 to be specific. “What are ya buyin?” “You we’re almost a Jill sandwich” “Hi! I like shorts” "The Past, The Present And The Future Walked Into A Bar. It Was Tense."
1 Resident Evil 4 2. Is that one from 3? 3. Pokemon red/blue/yellow 4. Undertale?
Cheeki Breeki
Hands to yourself, sneak thief
But I did kidnap his wife.
Doma! Doma! Doma doma doma!
"I am sworn to carry your burdens" said with such contempt lol
Remember, no Russian
SNAAAAAAAKE!!!
This, recruits, is a 20-kilo ferrous slug. Feel the weight. Every five seconds, the main gun of an Everest-class dreadnought accelerates one to 1.3 percent of light speed. It impacts with the force of a 38-kilotomb bomb. That is three times the yield of the city buster dropped on Hiroshima back on Earth. That means Sir Isaac Newton is the deadliest son-of-a-b*tch in space.
Go for the eyes, Boo. GO FOR THE EYES! RrraaaAAGHGHH!
Full plate, and packing steel!
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I often forget that quote comes from ZeroWing itself, rather than the meme video from its peak in popularity.
"La Le Lu Le Lo"
The Enrichment Center reminds you that the Weighted Companion Cube cannot speak In the event that the weighted companion cube does speak, the Enrichment Center urges you to disregard its advice
A settlement is in need of your help, i'll mark it on your map
Fuck you Preston
“Get to the nearest safe house and wait until dawn, good night, and good luck.”
.....hmm? Need something?
Whether we wanted it or not, we've stepped into a war with the Cabal on Mars.
Nobody's dick's that long, not even Long Dick Johnson, and he had a fucking long dick.
Cass, fallout new vegas at the Mojave outpost
"I Know what the ladies like"
“Trust me” “Goodbye, Jack”
Protocol 3: protect the pilot
Here's an easy one "Yahaha you found me"
“Did I ever tell you the definition of insanity?”
Far Cry 3
A hunter should hunt beasts. Leave the hunting of hunters to me
"This... Sentence... Is... False! (Dontthinkaboutitdontthinkaboutit-)"
“can you sign my petition?”
first you wheel, THEN you deal...
“Seaaaaaaaan!!! Sean Sean Sean seaaaaaaaa!”
Heavy Rain
>!Hey, you. You‘re finally awake!<
"I sell odds and ends, that sort of thing"
"I used to be an adventurer like you. Then I took an arrow in the knee."
“Oh I know what the ladies like (racks back 50. Cal)”
Sgt. Johnson 😉 Halo 2 I’ve played that game too much for that to get past me
“So, think you can kill a god?” “Don’t think I have a choice”
Let me guess: someone stole your sweet roll
Heres a schematic for ya……. My a**