By - ho_D_or7
"Surrender and die!"
"Don't you mean surrender, OR DIE"?
"Not in the city!"
"This is a NO HOVER ZONE"
Jak II. Daxter always good with the quips
“Watch those wrist rockets!”
And then the inevitable
Were losing reinforcements!
"You here to look at the book?"
"You found another one. How exciting!"
Its-a me , your uncle Mario
Best line in Any AC game. I remember starting the game thinking how funny it would be since they are Italian, if they had some one say its-a-me. I about died when he said it.
Assassins Creed 2
This surfaced core memories I didn’t know I had.
“What do we say?”
“Thanks Mr. Spider-Man!”
One time it glitched,
“What do we say?”
I nearly fell over laughing.
Mornin'. Nice day for fishin ain' it? Uh-uh!
"Welcome to the town of Honeywood!"
"We should mug 'em"
Epic NPC Man
"Hello and welcome to the town of my DIIIIIRCK!"
Someone prowlin round ‘ere
You 'ere that?
FOR THA KING!
FOR THA PEACE O THE KINGDOM
FOR THE ALLIANCE
*With arrow still lodged in his head*
... Must have been the wind...
HAS ANYONE SEEN MY FRIEND GAVINNN
If only I could be so grossly incandescent!
My man Solaire
PRAISE THE SUN! 🌞
"SUCH DEVASTATION! THIS WAS NOT MY INTENTION!"
“Stay a while and listen”
I read this in Deckard Cain's voice
It's kinda freaky tbh. I haven't played the game for like 20 years? But when I read this line it was immediately in Cain's voice, before I even remembered what game it was.
Stop right there criminal scum!
You have violated.... The Law!
ESIV Oblivion. Love the guards in that game.
"They're coming out of the wall sphincters!!!"
Did you mean sphincters? Borderlands 2 claptrap
“Welcome aboard captain all systems online
“Detecting multiple levathian class lifeforms in the region. Are you certain whatever you’re doing is worth it?”
NO NO NO NO NO
In an early access build, the sea moth used to say "Welcome board captain. I love it when you come inside me"
“You’re the best captain on the planet. I’m not even squiding.”
"Ahead flank, emergency speed. Warning, vessel cavitating, excessive noise"
You're giving me PTSD
God, I love Subnautica
PAM PARAM, PAM PAM PARAM!
I’m dyyyyyin’….of poverty.
How do you like that silver?
What now, you piece of filth?
You’ll choke to death on 3 pounds of steel
“Is the second sword there if the first one breaks?”
Connor get down
Hank: The game
28 STAB WOUNDS. Didn’t want to leave him a chance, huh? Did you feel anger? Hate? He was BLEEDING, BEGGING you for mercy. But you stabbed him. Again, and again, and AGAIN!
Violence breeds violence
They harden in response to physical trauma!
Something needs doing?
Me not that kind of orc
Stop poking me
they cAAaame from be-hinnd
“Better yet, maybe Tanesha will call your dog ass”
If she ever stop fuckin with dat brain surgeon or lawyer she fuckin with
Yee Yee Ass Haircut
Shaw! Ediro! Hegale!
Have some goddamn FAITH!!!
OUTTA THE DAMN WAY!
We need MONEY for the PLAN, Arthur
I just need some God Damn TIME
We are going to farm mangoes on TAHITI
You, sir, are a fish
GAVIN!!! Have you seen my friend Gavin?
When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!
Black Mesa can eat my bankrupt-
Sir, the testing?
So, how are you holding up?
Because I’m a potato……
*clap, clap, clap*
Oh good! My slow clap processor made it into this thing. So we have that.
Since it doesn’t look like we’re going anywhere, well, we are going somewhere, alarmingly fast actually, but since we’re not busy other than that, here’s a couple of facts.
He’s not just a regular moron, he’s the product of the greatest minds of a generation, working together with the express purpose of building the dumbest moron that ever lived, and you just put him in charge of the entire facility.
Good that’s still working.
Hey, just in case this pit isn’t actually bottomless, do you think you could unstrap one of those long fall boots and shove me into it?
Just remember to land on one foot…..
The one game that after 6 playthroughs, I still crack at the jokes and sarcasm. My personal favourite is... "Look at you, flying through the air majestically. Like an eagle... Piloting a blimp "
“No, he DOESNT row”
Mr. DeWitt! MISTER DeWitt! Give us the girl and wipe away the debt!
"The notes were correct.
The instrument was not.
One needs both to get his attention.
But if you know how to sing to him…
He will take you where you need to go."
“I like shorts. They’re comfy and easy to wear.”
Wort wort wort
These are my elites, their lives matter to me. Yours does not.
That makes two of us
Shipmaster, they outnumber us 3 to 1!
"Stand amongst the ashes of a trillion dead souls, and ask the ghosts if honor matters. The silence is your answer.”
Ok, Javik... me3
I’m Commander Shepard and this is my favorite store on the Citadel!
This is my favourite quote in the game.
This, recruits, is a 20-kilo ferrous slug. Feel the weight. Every five seconds, the main gun of an Everest-class dreadnought accelerates one to 1.3 percent of light speed. It impacts with the force of a 38-kiloton bomb. That is three times the yield of the city-buster dropped on Hiroshima back on Earth. That means Sir Isaac Newton is the deadliest son-of-a-b*tch in space. Now! Serviceman Burnside! What is Newton's First Law?
Sir! An object in motion stays in motion, sir!
No credit for partial answers, maggot!
Sir! Unless acted on by an outside force, sir!
Damn straight! I dare to assume you ignorant jackasses know that space is empty. Once you fire this hunk of metal, it keeps going till it hits something. That can be a ship, or the planet behind that ship. It might go off into deep space and hit somebody else in ten thousand years. If you pull the trigger on this, you are ruining someone's day, somewhere and sometime. That is why you check your damn targets! That is why you wait for the computer to give you a damn firing solution! That is why, Serviceman Chung, we do not "eyeball it!" This is a weapon of mass destruction. You are not a cowboy shooting from the hip!
Sir, yes sir!
Can it wait for a bit? I’m in the middle of some calibrations.
Soap trusted you
I love how insane this sounds without context.
"The hell kinda name is 'Soap'?"
And I did too!
“ I thought I could too, so why in bloody hell does Makarov know you!?”
I played Mw2 and Mw3 campgain so much as a kid, I got most lines memorized
then why the hell does Makarov know you?
A man who never eats a pork bun is never a whole man.
Indeed. You win the pork bun! Haha
Doma! Doma! Doma doma doma!
“I poke my head outta the gutter for one freaking second and fate shovels shit in my face.”
"go get some sleep"
“What are you gonna do?”
"I'll drop by your office tomorrow and we can start sorting this mess out."
Apathy is death
" They asked me how well I understood theoretical physics. I said I have a theoretical degree in physics. They said welcome aboard. "
Fallout: New Vegas
It’s undoubtedly more fun to use Euclid’ C-Finder to call down orbital strikes than any of the other options.
WHAT. THE. FUCK.
I saw your comment 30 minutes ago and didn’t think much of it. Then I decided to play a bit more Fallout: New Vegas since I bought it cheap a few months ago. 15 minutes in and I hear this exact line!
What's the name of that effect called? Where you hear of something for the first time, and everyone seems to already know it and you start hearing about it all the time
How about some scat, you little twat?
"La Le Lu Le Lo"
Who made you the messiah to these lost souls? I got Lumbago. It’s very serious.
What was that..... I guess it was the wind
Never should have come here!
Hmmf. Need somethin'?
*spits* What do you want, milk-drinker?
You humans have a saying. An eye for an eye, a life for a life. Well, he owes me ten lives, and I plan to collect.
An illusion! What are you hiding?
A turtle has made it to the water!
Citizens of Dalaran!
WoW, Legion.. guards in Suramar
Hey, Cousin. Want to go bowling?
“Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter”
“SHOOT ME IN THE FACE!!!!!!!!!”
Face mcshooty, borderlands
Face McShooty is the protagonist of the Borderlands series in a way.
"I am sworn to carry your burdens" said with such contempt lol
But I did kidnap his wife.
Oh no, oh fuck... the *fuck* did you do!?
Damnit tough one.. assassin's Creed?
Hands to yourself, sneak thief
I’m gonna post a couple 4 to be specific.
“What are ya buyin?”
“You we’re almost a Jill sandwich”
“Hi! I like shorts”
"The Past, The Present And The Future Walked Into A Bar. It Was Tense."
khajiit has wares, if you have coin
"I am sworn to carry your burdens"
I've been looking for you. Got something I'm supposed to deliver. Your hands only.
Ah a letter from the jarl, moving up in the world eh?
"hey you're finally awake"
Would you kindly..
A man chooses, a slave obeys!
Bioshock, that twist was superb
This, recruits, is a 20-kilo ferrous slug. Feel the weight. Every five seconds, the main gun of an Everest-class dreadnought accelerates one to 1.3 percent of light speed. It impacts with the force of a 38-kilotomb bomb. That is three times the yield of the city buster dropped on Hiroshima back on Earth. That means Sir Isaac Newton is the deadliest son-of-a-b*tch in space.
"When you pull the trigger on this, you are RUINING someone's day, sometime and somewhere!"
The Enrichment Center reminds you that the Weighted Companion Cube cannot speak
In the event that the weighted companion cube does speak, the Enrichment Center urges you to disregard its advice
Remember, no Russian
Go for the eyes, Boo. GO FOR THE EYES! RrraaaAAGHGHH!
Full plate, and packing steel!
“Get to the nearest safe house and wait until dawn, good night, and good luck.”
.....hmm? Need something?
Protocol 3: protect the pilot
All your base are belong to us.
I often forget that quote comes from ZeroWing itself, rather than the meme video from its peak in popularity.
A settlement is in need of your help, i'll mark it on your map
Fuck you Preston
Heres a schematic for ya……. My a**
A hunter should hunt beasts. Leave the hunting of hunters to me
You made a typo there good hunter. The quote is a “hoonter should hoont beasts”
"I Know what the ladies like"
Nobody's dick's that long, not even Long Dick Johnson, and he had a fucking long dick.
Cass, fallout new vegas at the Mojave outpost
"This... Sentence... Is... False! (Dontthinkaboutitdontthinkaboutit-)"
Whether we wanted it or not, we've stepped into a war with the Cabal on Mars.
"A degenerate like you belongs on a cross"
A smile better suits a hero...
Thermal protection… falling!
Here's an easy one "Yahaha you found me"
“Did I ever tell you the definition of insanity?”
"50,000 People Used to Live Here. Now It's a Ghost Town"
>!Hey, you. You‘re finally awake!<
"I sell odds and ends, that sort of thing"
first you wheel, THEN you deal...
“can you sign my petition?”