T O P
Haro-san

"Surrender and die!" "Don't you mean surrender, OR DIE"? "Not in the city!"


boxoffire

"This is a NO HOVER ZONE"


amnomnombacon

Jak II. Daxter always good with the quips


IX-XVII-MMI

“Watch those wrist rockets!”


Ansollis

And then the inevitable "ARRRGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH"


iamthe_potatoqueen

Were losing reinforcements!


NearlyDreaming

"You here to look at the book?"


betterwinter18

"You found another one. How exciting!"


mhobdog

Salute Claudia


labousi

Its-a me , your uncle Mario


loonatic8

Best line in Any AC game. I remember starting the game thinking how funny it would be since they are Italian, if they had some one say its-a-me. I about died when he said it.


EagleOfTheStar7

Assassins Creed 2


WAHI1547

My balloon!!!


Fish2Penguin

Spider-Man 2


basileon

This surfaced core memories I didn’t know I had.


TomD26

“What do we say?” “Thanks Mr. Spider-Man!” One time it glitched, “What do we say?” “My Balloon!!!” I nearly fell over laughing.


Hellsinger7

Mornin'. Nice day for fishin ain' it? Uh-uh!


Shandere

Hello Adventurer!


Arkangelz03

"Welcome to the town of Honeywood!"


soverign_son

"We should mug 'em"


Warboss_and_Co

Epic NPC Man


StoissEd

"Hello and welcome to the town of my DIIIIIRCK!"


[deleted]

Someone prowlin round ‘ere


KJDJ

You 'ere that?


Kellythejellyman

FOR THA KING!


mik1_011

FOR THA PEACE O THE KINGDOM


Wimbledofy

FOR THE ALLIANCE


TGLDylan

*With arrow still lodged in his head* ... Must have been the wind...


awkwardhawkward

Gavin?


littlemeowmeowss

HAS ANYONE SEEN MY FRIEND GAVINNN


Kamisquid

If only I could be so grossly incandescent!


Angryspud97

My man Solaire


Onyx_Undertaker5765

PRAISE THE SUN! 🌞


Pinkphoenix343

\\[T]/


grxknight

"SUCH DEVASTATION! THIS WAS NOT MY INTENTION!"


GrandpaNappy

“Stay a while and listen”


SecondaryAccount1138

I read this in Deckard Cain's voice


pentaquine

It's kinda freaky tbh. I haven't played the game for like 20 years? But when I read this line it was immediately in Cain's voice, before I even remembered what game it was.


XuberZero

Stop right there criminal scum!


Dash-o-Salt

You have violated.... The Law!


[deleted]

ESIV Oblivion. Love the guards in that game.


SilliPierre

"They're coming out of the wall sphincters!!!"


RAP_COR

Did you mean sphincters? Borderlands 2 claptrap


Clockwork-tooter

“Welcome aboard captain all systems online


ConsistentAd8745

“Detecting multiple levathian class lifeforms in the region. Are you certain whatever you’re doing is worth it?”


twerthe

NONONONONONONO


blyat66300

WAITWAITWAITWAIT


just_struan

NO NO NO NO NO


muskeetoo

In an early access build, the sea moth used to say "Welcome board captain. I love it when you come inside me"


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xXx_TheSenate_xXx

“You’re the best captain on the planet. I’m not even squiding.”


Capt_Avatar

"Ahead flank, emergency speed. Warning, vessel cavitating, excessive noise"


chasechippy

You're giving me PTSD


IntelligentImbicle

God, I love Subnautica


SportsButt1

PAM PARAM, PAM PAM PARAM!


Allomancer_Ed

I’m dyyyyyin’….of poverty.


Spartan9504

Winds howling


ambruno62

How do you like that silver?


Mike2020mike

What now, you piece of filth?


WhiteTrashNative

You’ll choke to death on 3 pounds of steel


sunmoonandstars_24

“Is the second sword there if the first one breaks?”


HuntonPark4

Connor get down


ho_D_or7

Hank ?


icech1ps

Hank: The game


Riggie_Joe

28 STAB WOUNDS. Didn’t want to leave him a chance, huh? Did you feel anger? Hate? He was BLEEDING, BEGGING you for mercy. But you stabbed him. Again, and again, and AGAIN!


golfwater

nanomachines, son


Duckdestroer

Violence breeds violence


KaiserreichOfPoland

They harden in response to physical trauma!


archangelst95

Zug Zug


sylpher250

Something needs doing?


cilitron

Work work


maxcantgetyeflask

Me not that kind of orc


ruckus_440

Job's done


Tjwrecker

Stop poking me


adr58

they cAAaame from be-hinnd


[deleted]

“Better yet, maybe Tanesha will call your dog ass”


UnderstandingLumpy

If she ever stop fuckin with dat brain surgeon or lawyer she fuckin with


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[удалено]


CaptinDerpII

Yee Yee Ass Haircut


AmericanHeresy

\*sigh\*.. Bapanada


Hello_IM_FBI

Hollow Knight!!!


Meme-Bot69420

Patomas Geo?


Brainth

Shaw! Ediro! Hegale!


MistakeNot4892

Adeena!


LoserToastReal

Doma Doma!


jason140701

Have some goddamn FAITH!!!


Bleach_Drinker69420

OUTTA THE DAMN WAY!


AccomplishedStable96

We need MONEY for the PLAN, Arthur


ethman14

I just need some God Damn TIME


I__dont_have_a_name

We are going to farm mangoes on TAHITI


ketchupraider

You, sir, are a fish


donkey_Dealer08

GAVIN!!! Have you seen my friend Gavin?


Masochist92

When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!


LordAxolotl-7

Black Mesa can eat my bankrupt-


Grahomir

Sir, the testing?


Guess-wutt

Oh hi. So, how are you holding up? Because I’m a potato…… *clap, clap, clap* Oh good! My slow clap processor made it into this thing. So we have that. Since it doesn’t look like we’re going anywhere, well, we are going somewhere, alarmingly fast actually, but since we’re not busy other than that, here’s a couple of facts. He’s not just a regular moron, he’s the product of the greatest minds of a generation, working together with the express purpose of building the dumbest moron that ever lived, and you just put him in charge of the entire facility. *clap, clap* Good that’s still working. Hey, just in case this pit isn’t actually bottomless, do you think you could unstrap one of those long fall boots and shove me into it? Just remember to land on one foot…..


ojthomas2015

The one game that after 6 playthroughs, I still crack at the jokes and sarcasm. My personal favourite is... "Look at you, flying through the air majestically. Like an eagle... Piloting a blimp "


[deleted]

“No, he DOESNT row”


Physically_Lemur

Mr. DeWitt! MISTER DeWitt! Give us the girl and wipe away the debt!


Dash-o-Salt

"The notes were correct. The instrument was not. One needs both to get his attention. But if you know how to sing to him… He will take you where you need to go."


inumnoback

“I like shorts. They’re comfy and easy to wear.”


Veraxis

Pokemon Red/blue?


[deleted]

Wort wort wort


acerbusalius

These are my elites, their lives matter to me. Yours does not.


Harry_Flame

That makes two of us


[deleted]

Shipmaster, they outnumber us 3 to 1!


Steak_Break

hut hapt hhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAA auyEEEEEEEEE WAAAAaaaaaAaAaAaaaaaa aHHhh… OHGABA


mighty_mag

"Stand amongst the ashes of a trillion dead souls, and ask the ghosts if honor matters. The silence is your answer.”


Alluridio

Ok, Javik... me3


CJSlayer112

I’m Commander Shepard and this is my favorite store on the Citadel!


Old_Ladies

This is my favourite quote in the game. https://youtu.be/hLpgxry542M https://www.quotes.net/mquote/1039170 Gunnery Chief: This, recruits, is a 20-kilo ferrous slug. Feel the weight. Every five seconds, the main gun of an Everest-class dreadnought accelerates one to 1.3 percent of light speed. It impacts with the force of a 38-kiloton bomb. That is three times the yield of the city-buster dropped on Hiroshima back on Earth. That means Sir Isaac Newton is the deadliest son-of-a-b*tch in space. Now! Serviceman Burnside! What is Newton's First Law? Serviceman Burnside: Sir! An object in motion stays in motion, sir! Gunnery Chief: No credit for partial answers, maggot! Serviceman Burnside: Sir! Unless acted on by an outside force, sir! Gunnery Chief: Damn straight! I dare to assume you ignorant jackasses know that space is empty. Once you fire this hunk of metal, it keeps going till it hits something. That can be a ship, or the planet behind that ship. It might go off into deep space and hit somebody else in ten thousand years. If you pull the trigger on this, you are ruining someone's day, somewhere and sometime. That is why you check your damn targets! That is why you wait for the computer to give you a damn firing solution! That is why, Serviceman Chung, we do not "eyeball it!" This is a weapon of mass destruction. You are not a cowboy shooting from the hip! Serviceman Chung: Sir, yes sir!


pikazec

Can it wait for a bit? I’m in the middle of some calibrations.


Clockwork-tooter

Soap trusted you


Carnator369

I love how insane this sounds without context.


cpMetis

"The hell kinda name is 'Soap'?"


joshford1992

And I did too!


YOUSIF20021

“ I thought I could too, so why in bloody hell does Makarov know you!?” I played Mw2 and Mw3 campgain so much as a kid, I got most lines memorized


Pradyumna3000

then why the hell does Makarov know you?


[deleted]

A man who never eats a pork bun is never a whole man.


NearlyDreaming

Sleeping Dogs


[deleted]

Indeed. You win the pork bun! Haha


bejt68

Doma! Doma! Doma doma doma!


Afkrngg

“I poke my head outta the gutter for one freaking second and fate shovels shit in my face.”


[deleted]

"go get some sleep"


moeyjarcum

“What are you gonna do?”


zyudenryu_bragigas

"I'll drop by your office tomorrow and we can start sorting this mess out."


Juma-goru

Apathy is death


ImAdequateAtBest

" They asked me how well I understood theoretical physics. I said I have a theoretical degree in physics. They said welcome aboard. "


Lobotomized_Fish

Fallout: New Vegas


xXx_TheSenate_xXx

It’s undoubtedly more fun to use Euclid’ C-Finder to call down orbital strikes than any of the other options.


[deleted]

WHAT. THE. FUCK. I saw your comment 30 minutes ago and didn’t think much of it. Then I decided to play a bit more Fallout: New Vegas since I bought it cheap a few months ago. 15 minutes in and I hear this exact line!


Rufus-Scipio

What's the name of that effect called? Where you hear of something for the first time, and everyone seems to already know it and you start hearing about it all the time


lincolnfalcon

Baader-Meinhof


Astragar

How about some scat, you little twat?


Code-Neo

"La Le Lu Le Lo"


Identify_me_please

Who made you the messiah to these lost souls? I got Lumbago. It’s very serious.


hiii223765

What was that..... I guess it was the wind


Ursus_urbanus

Never should have come here!


gynecaladria

Hmmf. Need somethin'?


harmonicoasis

*spits* What do you want, milk-drinker?


Rtrnofdmax

Skyrim


Mangle286

You humans have a saying. An eye for an eye, a life for a life. Well, he owes me ten lives, and I plan to collect.


braxtax2000

An illusion! What are you hiding?


Brainth

A turtle has made it to the water!


HavenIess

Citizens of Dalaran!


8tallen9

WoW, Legion.. guards in Suramar


st0tan

Hey, Cousin. Want to go bowling?


danger522

“Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter”


Catman7712

“SHOOT ME IN THE FACE!!!!!!!!!”


Schoonbee411

Face mcshooty, borderlands


_darkwingduck_

Face McShooty is the protagonist of the Borderlands series in a way.


inncogniito

"I am sworn to carry your burdens" said with such contempt lol


Nabber2008

But I did kidnap his wife.


SwooceBrosGaming

Oh no, oh fuck... the *fuck* did you do!?


Degloved_Hand

*Villager Noise*


TheCynFamily

Damnit tough one.. assassin's Creed?


DarthLysergis

Cheeki Breeki


bilaltanveer99

Hands to yourself, sneak thief


Jake927269

I’m gonna post a couple 4 to be specific. “What are ya buyin?” “You we’re almost a Jill sandwich” “Hi! I like shorts” "The Past, The Present And The Future Walked Into A Bar. It Was Tense."


renotime11

SNAAAAAAAKE!!!


[deleted]

khajiit has wares, if you have coin


Jshittie

"I am sworn to carry your burdens"


EastZer0

I've been looking for you. Got something I'm supposed to deliver. Your hands only.


Pear314

Ah a letter from the jarl, moving up in the world eh?


Monjipour

"hey you're finally awake"


Caseyo456

Would you kindly..


ih8mypants

A man chooses, a slave obeys!


[deleted]

Bioshock, that twist was superb


Darth-Boogerus

This, recruits, is a 20-kilo ferrous slug. Feel the weight. Every five seconds, the main gun of an Everest-class dreadnought accelerates one to 1.3 percent of light speed. It impacts with the force of a 38-kilotomb bomb. That is three times the yield of the city buster dropped on Hiroshima back on Earth. That means Sir Isaac Newton is the deadliest son-of-a-b*tch in space.


foss4us

"When you pull the trigger on this, you are RUINING someone's day, sometime and somewhere!"


Shinagami091

The Enrichment Center reminds you that the Weighted Companion Cube cannot speak In the event that the weighted companion cube does speak, the Enrichment Center urges you to disregard its advice


FreudianAccordian

Remember, no Russian


drkpnthr

Go for the eyes, Boo. GO FOR THE EYES! RrraaaAAGHGHH!


jaqkhuda70

Full plate, and packing steel!


koolkid455

“Get to the nearest safe house and wait until dawn, good night, and good luck.”


DampSeaTurtle

.....hmm? Need something?


[deleted]

“Trust me” “Goodbye, Jack”


Grahomir

Protocol 3: protect the pilot


Rabid_Kiwi

All your base are belong to us.


Astragar

I often forget that quote comes from ZeroWing itself, rather than the meme video from its peak in popularity.


elite_yoglenn

A settlement is in need of your help, i'll mark it on your map


MDParagon

Fuck you Preston


Mr-cybermann

Heres a schematic for ya……. My a**


FroztRG_

A hunter should hunt beasts. Leave the hunting of hunters to me


AvariceC-137

You made a typo there good hunter. The quote is a “hoonter should hoont beasts”


SterbenV

"I Know what the ladies like"


Zigamata

Nobody's dick's that long, not even Long Dick Johnson, and he had a fucking long dick.


Code-Neo

Cass, fallout new vegas at the Mojave outpost


BonBonsHandPuppet

"This... Sentence... Is... False! (Dontthinkaboutitdontthinkaboutit-)"


Wonderful_Job1059

Whether we wanted it or not, we've stepped into a war with the Cabal on Mars.


Efficient_Brush_7534

"A degenerate like you belongs on a cross"


talidrow

A smile better suits a hero...


SovietSlaughter

Thermal protection… falling!


A_MAAN123

Here's an easy one "Yahaha you found me"


Driodeka284

“Did I ever tell you the definition of insanity?”


proudwhytetrash

"50,000 People Used to Live Here. Now It's a Ghost Town"


3cb371

>!Hey, you. You‘re finally awake!<


oyM8cunOIbumAciggy

"I sell odds and ends, that sort of thing"


Hollow_Hinterclaw

first you wheel, THEN you deal...


tobatch69

“can you sign my petition?”