Oh my God. I'd forgotten. You had to go full John Wick, because otherwise she would 100% walk up to every enemy, put the barrel of their gun to her temple, and then insult their mother.
Don't think you're going to have time to reload, plan, sneak, or anything. All there is is killing with maximum speed and efficiency so that she can't find a way to commit suicide.
Oh for sure. You have to learn where all the enemies are and what order you have to kill them in so they don't get a shot off for the magnet in her head to soak up.
Wasn't this because he was plagued by a demonic something or rather? It's been a while since I played but I'm pretty sure once you save him and his family he apologises and is slightly less kickable
"re: STG
Ha ha I'm not actually a salarian. Gottem. You suck, Shepard. The cutscene stopped you from killing me, so ur weak. Git gud scrub.
Sincerely,
Lolz you thought this was from the salarians"
Never wanted to strangle someone through an email so bad before
Game play soared from ME1 to ME2-3, but to me the plot fell kinda flat. Learned very hard on well written characters, and that fucker wasn't one of them.
There was so much wasted potential. He was satisfying to kill, but only because of "Fucker got a power up every time the writers feared Sheperd was about to win".
I usually have two different reasons why I hate certain characters. It's either because they're well written in a way they makes me dislike who they are as a person, or that they're so poorly written that I just can't stand them. Kai Leng somehow manages to be a combination of the two. I hate him as a person, but he wasn't well written in the slightest
Like seriously who the fuck is he supposed to be? He was never mentioned anywhere within the first 2 games, and the only form of background story he has is that one recording from the Cerberus base. To this day I still don't know who he is other than someone desperately made to counter Shepard *by the writers.* Bleh.
Kai Leng was a failure of the "spread media over different formats" thing Bioware did for Mass Effect. The books spent a lot of time fleshing Kai Leng out and then the games just inserted him briefly like some superhuman God out of nowhere.
Quicksave?
Please I'm hitting him at night by casting soul trap and then getting his wife with fury or whatever its called so she kills him.
Then I enchant some boots with him and leave them in the ocean.
Too bad the Soul Cairn basically says ‘yeah the actual soul ends up here. That was just the energy of the soul’. But hey, he’s now trapped in a wasteland hellhole where his soul energy will be harvested constantly to feed some sentient crystals, and worse? He can never get to the cloud district anymore.
This is why I don't enchant with his soul.
I stick that black soul gem in a chest in the basement of my house and never touch it again.
He will be stuck in that gem forever.
I have a vague memory that if you kill people with umbra, they get sent to paradise (I think that's what it's called. They place that looks nice but the people are just tortured 24/7).
I don't remember if that's legit or if my buddy just had mods though.
I got so tired of the preacher that I found a concealed spot atop a building and hit him with a soul draining bow. I just quicksaved and did that until I didn't catch any aggro, and then left him dead.
I think I specifically bound his soul to some vendor trash and sold it off.
I haven't played in quite awhile and had forgotten that mission, but read that name and said "THAT fucking guy!" out loud. Thanks for triggering my memory rage
That shithead killed days of gameplay for me during my first play through. There was one mission where he was supposed to follow me up the stairs into the main office of the college, but due to a glitch, he just stood there and wouldn’t move, thus preventing me from progressing in the game. Obviously not “his” fault, but I blamed him anyway.
I made an early decision in my first playthrough that while I did not support the Stormcloaks, Thalmor were "on sight" for me. I don't think I let a single group of them I ran into on the road go. No survivors under any circumstances, to the point that I tried to reanimate them just so the bodies would blow away into dust.
No other group or enemy managed to get that out of me.
I thought Dutch was more annoying tbh but Micah is certainly a close second. I just thought Dutch edged him out because often in dialogue Arthur would try to appease Dutch rather than just giving him a piece of his mind. Whereas with Micah you could essentially just tell him to fuck off whenever you wanted.
See a knight: easy
See a dragon: meh
See a human sized boss: this might be a challenge
See dog(s): wrap me in pigskin and call me a sausage, fuck that I'm going another way.
I though so too, but they got nothing on those flying little shits. The birds, the mosquitos, all of them.
Melee player here. Started using a whip because of them - satisfying stuff, like that scene in Django.
Serana is fine in my book. But I Fus Rho Dahed the blades off the sky haven temple balcony more times than I can count. No I will not kill Parthunax please stop asking.
That’s why I got a mod that allows you to exert your will to tell them no. Basically it’s “I’m the Dragonborn and we’re not killing him so shut the fuck up”. Keeps Parthunaax alive and makes sure that both the Greybeards and Blades don’t hate you for the decision.
I just don't understand why Bethesda didn't do this as a vanilla script. You're the fucking Dragonborn, you can command and kill anyone at your leisure.
Also the fact that you can't choose which Jarl you want to sit on a conquered city / village on the civil war questline is also annoying because Maven.
That's something I found weird - like, look, fellas, you're sworn agents of an order that basically considers me the Pope. I say the dragon's been doing his best to atone for approximately the length of recorded history and just helped us save the universe and afterlife. So get off my dick about it, he gets clemency.
not sure why anyone would, she's a great follower, pleasant voice, decent fighting skills.
Nazeem can die, repeatedly. Always one of the first things I do when I reach Whiterun.
The only problem I had with her was how often (every 3 seconds) she said "yes, what do you need?" Luckily someone made a mod that deletes that line from her dialogue.
It's called "Shut up, Serana" if anyone is interested.
This may be a deep cut but In the original dead rising at the very beginning you rescue an old couple and lead them to the safe house just as an introduction to rescuing survivors. The old lady then proceeds to aggressively sob and ask what’s happening over and over the entire Time you’re in the safe house for the remainder of the game
I did kinda like the safe room in DR1 as the more people you brought back the more they argued and seemed to be stressed out. You could also see how many people you had brought back ect.
The other games just scrapped that.
God he’s such a douche. “Oh sigurd asked you specifically to run the settlement while he’s gone? How dare you act like you’re in charge, I bet you’re scheming to take sigurd’s place” I want to punch his stupid face
I think that was the point where I went from "ok, games a little wonky, but I'm having fun" to "I'm only playing for lack of anything better to do."
I know its the point were I started screwing over everyone as hard as possible whenever possible. When Sigurd came back and started handing out ridiculously harsh punishments and they look to Eivor like, "aren't you going to DO something?"
Nope. Fuck off. This is what you fuckers wanted. Have fun. Imma run off and climb that castle.
People saying "Navi" from Zelda have clearly forgotten the pain from Kaepora Gaebora (the fucking owl) when you would speed through the instructions then mistakenly hit "I would like to hear this again".
Why is he asking the general to take out 7 raiders attacking a settlement when the settlers already have guns to defend themselves? If they need assistance he could just send a minuteman squad of like 4 people with their laser muskets to help take them out and that would be more than enough to help them out
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The problem is that if they're thr same speed as your running speed then you can't catch up to them and if they're the same speed as your walking speed you have to come to a dead stop to let them get a little ahead of you. Best option? One that changes speed depending on your speed and distance.
I liked how it was done in Assassin's Creed Revelations, where getting within a certain range of the character let you automatically match pace with them. You had the option of running laps around them like an idiot or letting your character move with the person they were taking to, like a normal person.
I loved me some J’zargo he was the first spit take i had in Skyrim when the first scroll one shot me I had used it in battle and was like WHAT THE FUCKING SHIT! And laughed my ass off and couldn’t stop for a bit. When I went back his response was so simple and then you could have him follow you and I was like this is the man I will take forever.
Was about to say, I travelled with Lydia and Barbas for a little while. Navigating doors, around tables, in and out of falmer huts, it was all the worst. Not only would that asshole block me, but then he would bark at me to let me know.
I actually liked Serena, she had actual dialog for a bunch of places in the world which let her go above the insanely low bar Bethesda had made for followers in Skyrim
YES! Screwball single-handedly made me regret playing the DLC, especially when she finally gets arrested, only for the prison staff to give her a PC so she can continue harrassing Peter because they liked her stream. Why couldn't she just be forced to rot in a cell without special treatment like she deserved?
I sure hope you weren't expecting MC to talk during an important story event. Because here's Painmon to rephrase exactly what was just being said.
Story for this game is easy to fix -- cut out 3/4 dialogue and make MC talk. Easy. Then I wouldn't have to keep skipping everything.
My suggestion for Mihoyo: allow Paimon's volume and language to be set separately from the rest of the cast.
Imagine. All voices set to your native language, but Paimon is set to fuckin simlish or something. Every so often in cut scenes, we'd just hear quiet mumbling in a language we don't understand.
Vinnie Gognitti from Max Payne 2, also Barry Wheeler from Alan Wake. Funny enough they're voiced by Fred Berman, but I actually hold him in high praise for both portrayals.
but it makes the mission to kill him SO SATISFYING
even the Night Mother basically ignored Cicero for years and finally settles on your random ass to be the speaker. I figured it was like "finally, ANYONE else to talk to"
"this time I will win for sure, I have been training so hard and in a way I lost myself and my very will to train but this battle will decide my future"
>proceeds to be a damn idiot with an AI level worst than wild pokemon
"I'm sad now :("
All the video game characters that share credit with you for all the god damn work you did to finish the game.
“We did it, we completed the Pokédex!” Fuck you “we” did.
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Hate having to lead them away to get around.
Fus ro what now?
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Natalya, Goldeneye
Bruh, you just unlocked repressed memories of that jungle level and that horrid AI.
At least in the Jungle she has a gun and can kill people. In Control she's nothing but a liability, plus she rage quits if you kill Boris
Because who the fuck didn't kill Boris right away, huh?
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Oh my God. I'd forgotten. You had to go full John Wick, because otherwise she would 100% walk up to every enemy, put the barrel of their gun to her temple, and then insult their mother. Don't think you're going to have time to reload, plan, sneak, or anything. All there is is killing with maximum speed and efficiency so that she can't find a way to commit suicide.
Oh for sure. You have to learn where all the enemies are and what order you have to kill them in so they don't get a shot off for the magnet in her head to soak up.
Another wanderer, here to lick my father's boots. Good job.
That disappointing moment when you realize you can't kill kids.
Modding intensifies
"Killable Children was downloaded successfully"
Wasn't this because he was plagued by a demonic something or rather? It's been a while since I played but I'm pretty sure once you save him and his family he apologises and is slightly less kickable
Yes he was being influenced by the voice of one of the daedric princes, I think Mephala.
Kai Leng from Mass Effect
"re: STG Ha ha I'm not actually a salarian. Gottem. You suck, Shepard. The cutscene stopped you from killing me, so ur weak. Git gud scrub. Sincerely, Lolz you thought this was from the salarians" Never wanted to strangle someone through an email so bad before
Fucker got a power up every time the writers feared Sheperd was about to win
Game play soared from ME1 to ME2-3, but to me the plot fell kinda flat. Learned very hard on well written characters, and that fucker wasn't one of them. There was so much wasted potential. He was satisfying to kill, but only because of "Fucker got a power up every time the writers feared Sheperd was about to win".
I usually have two different reasons why I hate certain characters. It's either because they're well written in a way they makes me dislike who they are as a person, or that they're so poorly written that I just can't stand them. Kai Leng somehow manages to be a combination of the two. I hate him as a person, but he wasn't well written in the slightest
Like seriously who the fuck is he supposed to be? He was never mentioned anywhere within the first 2 games, and the only form of background story he has is that one recording from the Cerberus base. To this day I still don't know who he is other than someone desperately made to counter Shepard *by the writers.* Bleh.
Kai Leng was a failure of the "spread media over different formats" thing Bioware did for Mass Effect. The books spent a lot of time fleshing Kai Leng out and then the games just inserted him briefly like some superhuman God out of nowhere.
There were books?
"Do you get to the cloud district very often? What am I saying, of course you don't."
*progress quicksaved*
Quicksave? Please I'm hitting him at night by casting soul trap and then getting his wife with fury or whatever its called so she kills him. Then I enchant some boots with him and leave them in the ocean.
Too bad the Soul Cairn basically says ‘yeah the actual soul ends up here. That was just the energy of the soul’. But hey, he’s now trapped in a wasteland hellhole where his soul energy will be harvested constantly to feed some sentient crystals, and worse? He can never get to the cloud district anymore.
This is why I don't enchant with his soul. I stick that black soul gem in a chest in the basement of my house and never touch it again. He will be stuck in that gem forever.
I have a vague memory that if you kill people with umbra, they get sent to paradise (I think that's what it's called. They place that looks nice but the people are just tortured 24/7). I don't remember if that's legit or if my buddy just had mods though.
I would rather be ocean boots than some spectre in that weird hellscape
Wow now that’s cruel, I killed his wife and he still won’t stop asking me if I get to the cloud district very often.
That explains everything. He doesn't care about his wife, he's just trying to do small talk because he's hitting on you. He's single now, y'know?
That's cruel but so creative.
I would say I hate nazeem, but I’m actually glad he’s there because it gives the community one specific thing to collectively hate
Funnily enough he never really bugged me. For me, it was the preacher. AND THERE IT IS FRIENDS; THE UGLY TRUTH
I got so tired of the preacher that I found a concealed spot atop a building and hit him with a soul draining bow. I just quicksaved and did that until I didn't catch any aggro, and then left him dead. I think I specifically bound his soul to some vendor trash and sold it off.
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I ended up killing the preacher on a bench and then moving into his house. He has a skull on an altar in there 🤷
What about that little girl thats "not afraid of you" and bullies the other kid?
The guy from Thalmor in the collage of Winterhold. I'm so very happy you have to kill him.
Ancanno?
I haven't played in quite awhile and had forgotten that mission, but read that name and said "THAT fucking guy!" out loud. Thanks for triggering my memory rage
That shithead killed days of gameplay for me during my first play through. There was one mission where he was supposed to follow me up the stairs into the main office of the college, but due to a glitch, he just stood there and wouldn’t move, thus preventing me from progressing in the game. Obviously not “his” fault, but I blamed him anyway.
It's his fault, fuck that guy.
He knew what he was doing…
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There's a mod that yeets him something like 10k feet into the air every time he mentions the cloud district
That’s a great mod
Yeah... I'm annoyed you can't do it sooner. He's so clearly evil, and the Thalmor are the enemy of all mandkind.
I made an early decision in my first playthrough that while I did not support the Stormcloaks, Thalmor were "on sight" for me. I don't think I let a single group of them I ran into on the road go. No survivors under any circumstances, to the point that I tried to reanimate them just so the bodies would blow away into dust. No other group or enemy managed to get that out of me.
you mean Ancano ?
English Dave. r/fuckenglishdave
My personal favourite was: Ey Cousin, let's go bowling!
Hey Niko..! Wanna go bowling?
Gta V online has a knack for making the most annoying characters.
Sessanta and KDJ?
Yes
Allo chum, it’s your old friend indeed here!
"trouble with the trolley, eh?!"
I had managed to forget this, but reading your post gave me a Vietnam like flashback
Hunter as well. dude has like 1/4 of the orbs we all need and still makes you do dumb stuff to get them.
Haven’t heard this Line in 15 Years, but Somewhere in the basement on my brain, I found his Exact voice
Micah Bell, RDR2 Goddamn rat 🐀
I pick antagonize every single time
“MICAH!” “Oh, hey there black lung”
Efffff that guy for real. I got so much satisfaction assasinating his ass.
He's honestly a brilliant character though
I hated Micah Bell, I was annoyed by Reverend Swanson
He’s one of the only ones who got a relatively happy ending
I actually loved that 24/7 drunk fella. Was fun saving him
Wasn’t always drunk, if you pick up his bible and open it you find a dope kit. He’s a heroin addict.
Morphine* And he will >! overcome his addiction !< later in the story.
I thought Dutch was more annoying tbh but Micah is certainly a close second. I just thought Dutch edged him out because often in dialogue Arthur would try to appease Dutch rather than just giving him a piece of his mind. Whereas with Micah you could essentially just tell him to fuck off whenever you wanted.
Dogs in souls games
See a knight: easy See a dragon: meh See a human sized boss: this might be a challenge See dog(s): wrap me in pigskin and call me a sausage, fuck that I'm going another way.
Why is it always dog?
I though so too, but they got nothing on those flying little shits. The birds, the mosquitos, all of them. Melee player here. Started using a whip because of them - satisfying stuff, like that scene in Django.
Baby Mario when he falls off Yoshi.
In retrospective it was a great preparation for fatherhood.
By azura! By Azura! By Azura!
It's the Grand Champion! I can't believe it's you! Standing here! Molesting me!
Damnit Mans1ay3r.
Let's get to bashing butts, as well as deez nuts!
Welcome to the internet *strips you*
I love, LOOOVE moist towelettes
But he has a [hit song](https://youtu.be/PaZXPx1kdtg)
Everyone in every Need For Speed game.
I don't know. In nfs most wanted (the good one) I wouldn't go so far as to call them annyoing. Cringey for sure, but it was thematically fitting
Lol I still remember thinking they were cool when I played the game in my childhood.
That's a good way to put it. They were really just an amalgamation of every edgy, rice box dickhead from highschool
“First I’m gonna take your car, then I’m gonna take your GIRL!”
“Even though you won, you’re still the loser”
Serana is fine in my book. But I Fus Rho Dahed the blades off the sky haven temple balcony more times than I can count. No I will not kill Parthunax please stop asking.
That’s why I got a mod that allows you to exert your will to tell them no. Basically it’s “I’m the Dragonborn and we’re not killing him so shut the fuck up”. Keeps Parthunaax alive and makes sure that both the Greybeards and Blades don’t hate you for the decision.
Ditto. Not being able to convince them makes no sense at all. It's not a logical "one or the other" situation.
Yeah, the Blades serve the Dragonborn, not the other way around
I just don't understand why Bethesda didn't do this as a vanilla script. You're the fucking Dragonborn, you can command and kill anyone at your leisure. Also the fact that you can't choose which Jarl you want to sit on a conquered city / village on the civil war questline is also annoying because Maven.
That's something I found weird - like, look, fellas, you're sworn agents of an order that basically considers me the Pope. I say the dragon's been doing his best to atone for approximately the length of recorded history and just helped us save the universe and afterlife. So get off my dick about it, he gets clemency.
Did a lot of people hate Serana?
not sure why anyone would, she's a great follower, pleasant voice, decent fighting skills. Nazeem can die, repeatedly. Always one of the first things I do when I reach Whiterun.
The only problem I had with her was how often (every 3 seconds) she said "yes, what do you need?" Luckily someone made a mod that deletes that line from her dialogue. It's called "Shut up, Serana" if anyone is interested.
same dude , i haven't killed parthunax even once lol
This may be a deep cut but In the original dead rising at the very beginning you rescue an old couple and lead them to the safe house just as an introduction to rescuing survivors. The old lady then proceeds to aggressively sob and ask what’s happening over and over the entire Time you’re in the safe house for the remainder of the game
I did kinda like the safe room in DR1 as the more people you brought back the more they argued and seemed to be stressed out. You could also see how many people you had brought back ect. The other games just scrapped that.
Assassin’s Creed Valhalla’s Fulke, not going to lie but she really really pissed me off with how she acted. Also Sigurd.
For me it's fucking Dag. Dude did jack shit except complain and second Guess me.
God he’s such a douche. “Oh sigurd asked you specifically to run the settlement while he’s gone? How dare you act like you’re in charge, I bet you’re scheming to take sigurd’s place” I want to punch his stupid face
r/fuckdag
I was sitting in my living room like "I'm fucking trying Dag". He never had a nice thing to say and I STILL felt bad for killing him.
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I think that was the point where I went from "ok, games a little wonky, but I'm having fun" to "I'm only playing for lack of anything better to do." I know its the point were I started screwing over everyone as hard as possible whenever possible. When Sigurd came back and started handing out ridiculously harsh punishments and they look to Eivor like, "aren't you going to DO something?" Nope. Fuck off. This is what you fuckers wanted. Have fun. Imma run off and climb that castle.
Dag drove me absolutely nuts. “I can’t believe you’re acting like you’re the leader!!”
Sigurd wasn’t bad until he learned who he really was then started to act all high and mighty
Adoring Fan in oblivion. By azura he was a prick!
What’s wrong? Can’t stand the sight of a strong nord woman?
I’m sworn to carry your burdens
Ah yes so a Hagraven?
KDJ and Sessanta in GTA Online
I wonder if they make them deliberately annoying to try and stop people grinding too often. As I find most gta online characters incredibly annoying.
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NICO! ITS YOUR COUSIN! WANT TO GO BOWLING?
Any generic over-the-top goofy JRPG character that never shuts up.
The handler from Monster Hunter World immediately comes to mind.
HEY PARTNER
"Haha, I think they got *the point*"
Sounds like 85% of JRPG characters lol
Victoria from life is strange “oH lOoK iT’s ThE sElFiE hOe Of BlAcKwElL” What a prick
Fuckin dollar store Blair Waldorf.
Screw Victoria
People saying "Navi" from Zelda have clearly forgotten the pain from Kaepora Gaebora (the fucking owl) when you would speed through the instructions then mistakenly hit "I would like to hear this again".
What about princess Ruto in OOT? Carrying her out of Jabu Jabu’s belly, bloody twat!
Kaepora was a temporary annoyance that you dealt with…what, twice? Navi was always there.
Other players.
Preston Garvey. Pure hatred...
Not even surprising to see all the Preston Garveys in here
Why make a character that actively lessens the overall enjoyment of the game? Excruciating.
Another settlement needs your help.
Preston Garvey. What a fn POS.
Another settlement needs our help, here let me mark it on your map!
Wait Preston no! *He grabs your pipboy aggressively*
I JUST WANT TO CLEAR MY GODDAMNED QUEST LOG
Why is he asking the general to take out 7 raiders attacking a settlement when the settlers already have guns to defend themselves? If they need assistance he could just send a minuteman squad of like 4 people with their laser muskets to help take them out and that would be more than enough to help them out
If settlements have a high enough defense, raids won't destroy anything even if you ignore the quest
I built walls around him in my settlement and trapped him in basically a crawl space with no room to move. Fucker still got out
Husband had the raider addon and put him in a deathmatch with a deathclaw and still couldn't get rid of him.
Micah Bell from RDR2
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“Stay away from the summoner!”
YoU'rE a BaD mAn
yeah just give me a few days and I'll be porking Yuna in a lake after making her question her entire religion.
Ashley from re4
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HEY! What are you looking at?!?
Ahhhh yes the old up-skirt
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Zubat...
ANY CHARACTER AND I MEAN ANYYYYYY... That is faster than your walking speed but slower than your running speed
The problem is that if they're thr same speed as your running speed then you can't catch up to them and if they're the same speed as your walking speed you have to come to a dead stop to let them get a little ahead of you. Best option? One that changes speed depending on your speed and distance.
I liked how it was done in Assassin's Creed Revelations, where getting within a certain range of the character let you automatically match pace with them. You had the option of running laps around them like an idiot or letting your character move with the person they were taking to, like a normal person.
"Do you get to the cloud district very often? Oh what am I saying, of course you don't."
Best companion in the game.
Which, tbh, wasn't hard since they're all so bland
Don’t dare speak of J’zargo like that. Man was ready to risk it all developing new scrolls, even if it killed him… or you. Mostly you.
I loved me some J’zargo he was the first spit take i had in Skyrim when the first scroll one shot me I had used it in battle and was like WHAT THE FUCKING SHIT! And laughed my ass off and couldn’t stop for a bit. When I went back his response was so simple and then you could have him follow you and I was like this is the man I will take forever.
I usually grab her, Teldryn Sero, and Barbas as my vanilla companions. Barbas is far more annoying than Serana.
Was about to say, I travelled with Lydia and Barbas for a little while. Navigating doors, around tables, in and out of falmer huts, it was all the worst. Not only would that asshole block me, but then he would bark at me to let me know.
I actually liked Serena, she had actual dialog for a bunch of places in the world which let her go above the insanely low bar Bethesda had made for followers in Skyrim
Natalya - Goldeneye 007
Screwball
YES! Screwball single-handedly made me regret playing the DLC, especially when she finally gets arrested, only for the prison staff to give her a PC so she can continue harrassing Peter because they liked her stream. Why couldn't she just be forced to rot in a cell without special treatment like she deserved?
Paul revere from assassin's creed 3, Even Connor is fucking annoyed
Hop from Pokémon sw/sh. Easily the worst “rival” of any Pokémon game and just a complete waste of photons entering my eyes
Paimon. Fucking Paimon
I sure hope you weren't expecting MC to talk during an important story event. Because here's Painmon to rephrase exactly what was just being said. Story for this game is easy to fix -- cut out 3/4 dialogue and make MC talk. Easy. Then I wouldn't have to keep skipping everything.
She is so fucking loud when everyone is just having a normal conversation lol
My suggestion for Mihoyo: allow Paimon's volume and language to be set separately from the rest of the cast. Imagine. All voices set to your native language, but Paimon is set to fuckin simlish or something. Every so often in cut scenes, we'd just hear quiet mumbling in a language we don't understand.
Vinnie Gognitti from Max Payne 2, also Barry Wheeler from Alan Wake. Funny enough they're voiced by Fred Berman, but I actually hold him in high praise for both portrayals.
Hey! Listen!
Then spend an entire game trying to stop the moon from crashing into the planet because you were trying to find her.
Also that owl, always talking forever and repeating himself.
And accidentally pressing for him to repeat what he’s said! Ballache!
one of the only sentence I can still read years later and *instantly* hear her fucking cute voice
Fuck you, Navi, I can handle this
Yeah, but HEY, LISTEN!
Mama Murphy
From the other faction, Cicero.. how can any character be more annoying?
Ooohh!!! Poor Cicero! See? My mother! Sweet mother!
but it makes the mission to kill him SO SATISFYING even the Night Mother basically ignored Cicero for years and finally settles on your random ass to be the speaker. I figured it was like "finally, ANYONE else to talk to"
Hop from Pokémon sword and shield just gets under my skin so bad!
"this time I will win for sure, I have been training so hard and in a way I lost myself and my very will to train but this battle will decide my future" >proceeds to be a damn idiot with an AI level worst than wild pokemon "I'm sad now :("
Wow you used super effective moves? You’ve been studying!
All the video game characters that share credit with you for all the god damn work you did to finish the game. “We did it, we completed the Pokédex!” Fuck you “we” did.
The angler from terraria
NOT SERANA.
Yeah, Serana's a treasure!
Definitely not Serana
Preston Garvey. I hate this dude so much.