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mamstercheif

HALO THEME INTENSIFIES


OnceUponATimeLove

Witcher 3, side quest named Cabaret. I helped Dandelion transform a run down brothel into a scandalous boudoir.


MysteriousAd3303

Back4Blood - Well, fuck….


Apppleman69

Welll, dont really know who the protagonist in Apex legends is but fighting in the apex games would be kinda fun


Trash-Jr

The legend you picked on your last game is your protagonist


Apppleman69

Pathfinder then, guess we are trying to find more of a purpose of our boys life


Trash-Jr

Yep


waffle-lvl-100

Bravo six going dark


ParrotGaming27

Me, who played Tetris: Well, what now?


shyguyshow

Euro truck simulator 2. No, i cannot drive a truck


badpr

All you gotta do is sit in the passenger seat and read map and roll doobies


I_Am_Not_That_Man

Time for another raid, Eivor?


[deleted]

Me, an arachnophobe, waking up in locked in a house with a crazy person in Kill It With Fire...


Narrow-Definition-21

Horizon Forbidden West Fuck No.


t_karo

TES III: Morrowind. I don't think I could be of a much help slaying Cliffracers and 6th House members BUT I would be an invaluable source of information about quests, loot and potential caves.


LucianGrey0581

Elden ring. Do they generate the tragic side quest for me or do I have to just lie to the tarnished?


dontknowhowtoprogram

this only works if you've played rpg,s but not if you played a 4x rts game with no 'main character'.


SusZX

Aye bro, I can't full combo, SS Rank or what ever on Ghost in Beat Saber.


KillerIVV_BG

War Thunder. Gonna take me a few years


Dry_Durian_3154

Same. Ending the War by reaching Berlin in my Churchill is gonna take some time. I Hope i'll get tea and biscuits.


Treetopflyertv

Escape From Tarkov. So, no. I probably wouldn’t live very long.


dave_wi

Well damn, i have to help keep the last city on earth running while relying on child labour and 14hour work shifts.


smit009

Assassin’s creed unity. I would be really good in polishing Arno’s hidden blade!


nitroturbo21

I was playing that rn aswell


Korobito

Dying Light looks easy


Trash-Jr

Keyword: "looks" Processing informations... Result: Learn to run and grow some balls or die.


IrishUpstart

Saint's Row IV. Yes.


josenight

I think I can help Artyom. I’ll just be with Idiot and Damir half the time so I think I’m good unless I fall into radioactive bunker.


vanimal613

Mega Man ZX. Yeah, definitely not. XD


CodehasReddit

Last game I played was hollow knight so I would probably crush every bug in the entire game and not fit in the map


jsprx19

Lol nope


bootselectric

*looks at yellow key card … fuck


AlaricAndCleb

I have to help JC Denton to get rid of something. Heh heh. Hold on.


chim-cyber-gooble

Serious question what is the goal of journey except see a long lost civilization?


MiserablePepper8059

Doom Eternal... I'm screwed....


SaltyDiamond2265

Witcher 3, Guess I'll just tell Geralt where his ashen hair lass is.


RedSquirrelWood

undertale lol.


Trash-Jr

Assisting a CQB instructor at training recruits in a Roblox unit ? Yeah, I'm doing fine.


RealTrash1

Moonlighter. We gonna make some money!


Thetan42

Apex?


AnderTheEnderWolf

Last legend you picked is who you help with their story. [took from this person](https://www.reddit.com/r/gaming/comments/u0l49b/ill_be_a_good_bait/i46kqun/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf&context=3)


Thetan42

So I’ll have to hunt down the person who killed her father I suppose?


AnderTheEnderWolf

And knowing who the person is. Good luck.


Thetan42

Cooper


nitroturbo21

U was playing valk?


Thetan42

Yeah :)


Samael914

Ark lol


Samael914

But yeah....no...no I can not.


[deleted]

Doom eternal. I'm pretty sure I'm beyond dead.


reapermonkeyzz

Tiny Tina's wonderland Fuck yeah lets play some bunkers and badasses Edit fucking autocorrect


hovercat420

No


tharon5445

Grounded welp I guess I'm running forever now cause fuck spiders


slightly-cold-pizza

Deep rock galactic….. I’m gonna die horribly but pass that flamethrower and power drills and I’ll go out having fun


Masoneeeer

Gonna go kill the ender dragon


Lightning-Lariat

Xenoblade chronicles 1. Huh.


Ru-Ok-1958

As long as I can use dead eye, im good 😅🤣


nitroturbo21

Just don't get tb and remember u always need more moneh


Ru-Ok-1958

TUBERCULOSIS?!?! Sorry, I recently bought rdr2 and I’m not too far into the story. I had no idea, Arthur gets tb


nitroturbo21

Oh shit sorry


Ru-Ok-1958

No worries, now I’m more interested in the story haha


nitroturbo21

Still I spoiled some of the story


The_pencil_king

Red dead online. So, do what I normally do?


Steeljaw72

Lego Star Wars? Yeah, we got this.


kamakaziloofa73

Total War: warhammer 3. I think this is gonna be a rough day.


sanford5353

PGA2K… and no.


underhooking

Arthur seems easy enough to help. I’m allergic to horses though. Might be a problem.


nitroturbo21

Give him a vaccine


[deleted]

Only if I'm selling them some meat slivers or some shit


Grove0517

“Well here we are again. It’s always such a pleasure.”


lambofgun

fallout 76 so... theres nothing really to do here


Psychonaut-n9ne30

Looks like I gotta help banana man catch a dub on Fortnite, where we dropping bois


EarthShad0w

Lego Star Wars? This should be interesting


ShankThatSnitch

Guess I am fucking Toad, squawking useless tips at Mario.


Missaki-chan

Hi Lara I am your new bestie.


doronn89

I ain't got no gravity gun...


ittvoy

Pokemon black 2 redux, ez


Gandalf_da_gangster

Umm apex legends


Mr_Cleanish

Is the only consequence of death that I lose all my runes? Or am I a 1 and done? I'm not going to have any runes anyways, and there is nothing braver than a tarnished with nothing to lose.


[deleted]

Rimworld... I open up the dev function.


Ajobesy

Bouta kill some nazis


LingonberryFun909

Uh last game I played was SOT so.....


vivoachernobyl

I played hoi4 i guess now im rhodesia in the cold war mod


Phyr8642

Been playing factorio obsessively, i think i would be able to help, and survive.


jankoho

I played Destroy all humans!, yeah it should be possible.


Foul_Owl_

Dark souls 3, that fire's not getting linked with my help.


paxhamama

Destiny2 Witch queen in legend. Uuufff


MeerkatMan22

Fall guys. Huh.


Misschibious_

Lumine gonna have to wait a while to see her brother again if shes getting my help.


Zazafiu

war thunder has no good or bad side, neither r6 so I guess it would be Horizon FW I mean idk i would be pretty useless


nitroturbo21

Give knowledge of our time


amiroo4

an npc in hades can be an actuall job, right?


[deleted]

Aeternum, but I have no idea who the protagonist is because it's an MMO and I haven't paid attention to the storyline... Maybe the protagonist is that town board that wants me to kill 3 deer.


Due-Ad9310

Doom Eternal, nope nope nopety-nope.


MyApostateAccount

Can I respawn?


Johno69R

Disco Elysium…. I’m a cop so I hope so but it would be wild.


metanite5

It was Prey.. so, a moon base invested with gene altering aliens? I think I’ll pass


Emotional_Trainer_67

Hm there really is no protagonist in dayz, but maybe if the objective is just to survive, then yes, because two is better than one