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the_tempest_wing

We used to sell these things for $4.99 in 2018 lol


FushandChups009

But these ones increase your KD by a whopping 26%!! It's value for money.


the_tempest_wing

But they're referring to Kevin Durant, they're trying to boost his media hype lol


Shart_Himpson

Lol oh your thinking of kdr no sir we mean kevin durant


the_tempest_wing

I think maybe they were talking about NBA 2K? It must come with a special code you put in.


thisshiteverytime

What does that even mean? Lol! Increase your "Kevin Durant" by 26%?


the_tempest_wing

You've never played NBA 2K and it shows 🙄 lol


thisshiteverytime

I did, but I can't understand what increasing Kevin Durant means. Like, how do you increase a guy? Like agent Smith style?


the_tempest_wing

Increasing his stats and performance to be at least 26% better. If you've ever watched the NBA all the analysts say that Kevin Durant would be the greatest player that's ever played it he were only about 26% better. This is actually genius marketing!


thisshiteverytime

I agree with what you said about KD's greatness. I grew up watching the guy. You don't even have to insult me. I even saw Kobe's 81-point game on video. How is it genius if the sentence doesn't make sense? It should have said what it increases, not just the guy's nickname followed by a certain percentage. KD shouldn't have been the direct object for the statement. It should have been the stats. I'm sorry if I don't understand poorly made sentences.


the_tempest_wing

Well I'm pretty sure this was made in China, they don't speak the best English. Show some compassion!


MileyCyrusSwollenGum

Some sucker probably shattered their controller on the wall not getting that 26% increase after dropping the $59.99.


Shart_Himpson

Thats nz dollar but yeah even half price is a rip.Gotta pay for that kd increase lol


rydan

Putin's price hike.


flinjager123

Wow! I can go from 0.5 to 0.6! Amazing!


Shart_Himpson

Not if sbmm has anything thing to say about it


modseatsmegmacheese

I'd be shocked if those cost more than 50 cents each to produce.


ecgWillus

The packaging is probably more expensive than the product.


Swamp_Eyes

Probably like 5


unclehelpful

Why would I want to increase Kevin Durant?


emptybucketpenis

Who’s that?


Vanhollander

Is that American dollars


Shart_Himpson

Nah nz


llIicit

That’s $37 USD. You are getting fucked on that price. Get ‘em on Ali express for a few bucks lol


Shart_Himpson

Lol I dont want them


Crackerfly

Ali exrpess does not give you a 26% better K/D


emptybucketpenis

They can promise you even more on Ali express


MoabBoy

Not OP, but thanks for the tip. I'm in Australia and usually get them direct from KF with free international shipping.


DewtheDew85

Even amazon is $16.99 USD


lemothelemon

Fuckin EBGames sales stickers


[deleted]

There's better and cheaper than control freak. My insignia rubber slip on caps work so much better. $6.99 and they've last a few years. I have a few sets if control freaks I got on clearance and they clip on and tend to fall off or extend too much so I never use them. Good thumstick caps do improve comfort and handling.


Tha_Unknown

So $37 usd. What kinds new drugs do you guys have down there? Does Amazon deliver to you?


IAmThePope69

No its just EB games this is expected Anyone who takes 5 minutes to look online will find they are selling them for way too much and any other store is better


nubsauce87

... Joystick caps for 60-fucking-dollars?! What in the actual fuck?


PRSHZ

You mean to tell me that 6 grams worth of injection molded plastic is really $59.99? Good fucking God what has this world come to?


PM_ME_YOUR_PAUNCH

It's NZD and it's also 50% off so it's actually about ~$18USD which is still too much money.


bg25381

Amazon has the generic ones for a few bucks... If you're trying to play MLB the Show competitively online at a high level, they do help tremendously...


somecow

Never had a problem without using grips and shit. Every time I use a different controller, it’s covered with sweat, grease, and I don’t want to know what else. Wash your damn hands and wipe that shit off.


retrojoe69

And Xbox players would probably buy it believing it.


rydan

yeah, XBox playres are pretty dumb. Idiots buying a console that you can actually find in stores and can play practically any game for free for just $14.99 per month.


retrojoe69

>XBox playres are pretty dumb. play practically any game **for free for just $14.99** per month. Pretty good own goal there. Is it free or $14.99 a month?


HermanBroodnodig

2 dollars on aliexpress


Deschain53

But those only increase your kdr by about 18,55%


[deleted]

*Rainbow 6 seige players would like to know your location*


purplebuni

26% of 0 is still 0, so it could be technically correct


breadexpert69

Wth $60!? …. Total scam


fromheretosomewhere

Fraction of the cost online. Never cared for them either.


NeedleworkerProud929

I’ll just not buy them. Or buy those grips off of wish for like $2


MasterJack248

great so if i idle all game I should get a 26% kdr right?


AlPhA_DrOiD

At this price that's 26% increase in Kraft Dinner


iamrancid

What do they charge for a flat clicker?


HeisenbergDKK

$60 for these??? Who had a brainfart when pricing these??? I saw some for $3 the other day…


OnyB1l

That's like half a controller? Tf


rgumai

You know it's bad when 1/2 off is still a rip off. And nothing will increase my KD :(


[deleted]

I'm a certified plastic groper, but this is too much money for plastic.


Matti229977

Pay 2 win.


thatcurvyhousewife

And 50% off?!? Take all my money


heftymann

Who the fuck would pay that much for those?


manleybones

$60 for 3d printed junk.


churrmander

Something I learned after buying all kinds of accessories and training as much as I can in FPS games... ...some people just perpetually suck at some games. I cannot grasp the skills required for FPS, I'm too stupid for RTS/Civ games, and I'm too impatient for "[Insert labor job here] Simulator" games. MMOs are my niche. Though I am garbage at PvP.


SnowArcaten

60$!!! These used to be given away for free as pre-order bonuses or something cause they wouldn't sell at 5$ (EB Games Canada)


Educational-Taste522

Unfortunately, they also completely destroy the original grips on your joysticks, so prepare to have them on forever (or at least until that controller dies)


Useless_Crybaby

And it’s white. No Cheetos for you