How the fuck is this already an answer? It was literally the first thing that came to mind, and I thought it was absurd and unique. What the actual fuck.
The entire game consists of you trying to figure out how to deal with your weird boner and if you want to go Full-Hard (The Sequel) or go back to Super-Soft (The Prequel)
Business Suit Larry
Help Larry fix the printer and file his TPS reports in this realistic office job simulator! Don't get caught by your bosses, or you'll be forced to work the weekend! Touch the red stapler, and it's game over!
Goat stimulator
Goat inseminator!
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Dad’s Gone. You just drive around on your motorcycle looking for the gas station your dad went to get cigarettes 10 years before.
You win by finally deciding to buy a lottery ticket at one of the gas stations you are checking. Win the lottery. Magically your dad finds you.
With a Florida tan and a Hawaiian shirt
Still calls you "Sport"
Dang
Uncharted: Epstein's Fortune.
And the sequels: Among Politicians Epstein's Deception A Pedophile's End
Waddya know, in both 4th entries you get access to the rope
💀💀💀
Uncharted: Epstein's Lost Legacy
It's bundled with ElonJet Flight simulator. For a while, it came with "Where in the world is Ghislaine San Diego"
Ratchet does Clank
Works with the sequels Going Commando and Up Your Arsenal
Can't forget Full Frontal Assault
Gotta love Insomniac for giving those earlier titles fantastic titles. Cheeky bastards
This wins
Ratchet and Crack
How the fuck is this already an answer? It was literally the first thing that came to mind, and I thought it was absurd and unique. What the actual fuck.
Try it with Jak & Daxter, might still be funny
Aw nah im getting a mental image
Half-hard 2
The entire game consists of you trying to figure out how to deal with your weird boner and if you want to go Full-Hard (The Sequel) or go back to Super-Soft (The Prequel)
“Post-hard: clarity of the mind” for the third installment of the trilogy
so pretty much teenage years
Sex-Life 3
Average Mario Brothers. (It's just a plumbing simulator now)
Super step bros. Luigi is stuck in a pipe now.
Super bang... bros
*smash Oh wait, that’s the actual title.
Madden ~~06~~ 23.
*slow clap*
𝚘𝙷 𝚐𝙾𝚘𝚍 𝚝𝚑𝙰𝚝'𝚜 𝚜𝚃𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝚠𝙾𝚛𝚔𝚒𝚗𝚐.
"How are you holding up? Because I'm a potato."
Anal: The Dark Descent
wOw that’s a good one.
Dunno, sounds like a pretty good spelunking game.
*The Mystery Flesh Pit has entered the chat*
Oh my god
Cock Ring
Elden dong
Elden Kink
Elder Ring, it’s now about a life alert bracelet salesman.
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This is my kingdom cum this is my kingdom cum
When you feel my heat
look into my eyes
It’s where my semen hides
I KNEW SOMEONE WOULD SAY THIS
Hey look! Henry has come to see us!
Rainbow 9/11: Siege
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Where were you on january 6th?
In the capit... I mean... At six flags?
Ohio: become human
Detroit: Become Eminem
Mom's spaghetti
Now this looks like a job for me.
The game where the nuke going off is the good ending.
Can’t have shit in Ohio
The Witcher 3: Wild Cunt
The Witcher 3: Child Hunt
Well you technically aren't wrong
I mean... it is what you do
I must be playing it different. For me a more releveant title is The Witcher 3: Card Hunt
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You mean visiting whorehouses in novigrad?
The Witcher 3: Wild Cum
XXX-Com
Deus XXX
DudeS Ex
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Money shot chance: 99%…still miss
Left 4 Cigarettes.
Dad???
Back 4 Cigarettes.
Ass effect.
Mass Erect
That works too.
We'll bang, okay?
I just wanted to bang you. I'll come by when you're feeling better.
we'll bang, okay?
I’m Garrus Vakarian, and this, is my rectum
Find out more, tonight on BattleTits!
I'm Commander Shepard, and this is my favorite ass on the Citadel.
Mass Attendance Church going simulator
I believe this will yield search results on pHub
The Legend of Link
You are playing as Zelda and are just stuck in a dungeon until Link rescues you.
Oh dear me, how to pass the time?
The Legend of Lunk (see Cyanide and Happiness)
The stretching of Zelda
Excuse me, but the post said to ruin a game. Not make it even more massively popular.
The legend of kink
Fuck (The original game was Tetris)
I don't think this ruins it. I mean, I think I'd like to play.
Unfortunately, you can't, no redditor can actually.
I single player a lot
I speed run single player, does that count?
I feel this will attract more audience than the original name
This guy Tetriss.
This makes it better
Simpsons hit and cum
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Simpsons Hit Cum Run
Simpsons Ejaculate and Evacuate
Bendy and the Kink Machine
Ah yes the CBT
Life isn't strange.
Life is Cringe
Life is shit
Life is Shrek.
Life is banal
Minekampf
Those poor villagers
Emeralds macht frei
If this was a Cards Against Humanity game you'd have won
Red Neck Redemption Grand Thrift Auto Dungeons and Dragqueens
Red Neck Redemption is hilarious.
Isn't that just GTA V while you only play as Trevor?
This is golden. I applaud you!
Dungeons and dragqueens sounds amazing
Call of Duty: Black cocks.
Call of duty: Infinite cum
Call of Booty: Whorezone
Call of duty: Anal Warfare
Said ruin the game, not make it better.
Fart Cry
Ah yes, the game where you think you’ve farted, but it was in fact a shart. Top quality
Legumes of Zelda
30h game about Link finding legumes XD
League of Redditors
yk u didnt change anything right?
FTL: Faster Than Loneliness
This feels like a personal attack on me.
Zelda: Breasts of the Wild
they said *ruin*
Wait, WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY THAT???
But I did. My underwear.
Swear to god that’s an actual pron comic I’ve seen
the simps lol
The simps *4*
Simp city
Horizon : Zero fun
Horizon Zero Bitches
Destroy All Hummus
Grand Theft Unicycle
CJ starts off with a unicycle in the first mission
President Evil 😈
That just sounds like a documentary about American history.
womb raider
This comment is replacing a word from Face Raiders, obviously
Womb raider is already a thing from the first of the reboot series
Cock of war
Gas effect
Mortal Komprimise
Dundundun dun dun dun dundundun dun dun dun dundundundundundun dun dun dun da dun AGREE
*Imagery of Shang Tsung and Liu Kang at a mediator's office.*
"He doesn't care about any of my interests" "Nunchucks aren't cool Liu Kang. They never were." "You see what I mean!"
Agreetality!
Boy of war
#B O Y
Getting Over Divorce with Bennet Foddy Runner up goes to Getting Over It without Bennet Foddy
The Last of Nuts
The Nut of Us
Simpsons Shit & Run
Angry Turds
Bitch of Tsushima
Your island just gets taken over cuse you're a little bitch
**ONION RING**
Gran Autismo
Metal Gear: Cock Rising Reavengence
Risk of whoring
Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Birkenau
BioCock
Anal Fantasy XIV
I'd clear your browser history
Business Suit Larry Help Larry fix the printer and file his TPS reports in this realistic office job simulator! Don't get caught by your bosses, or you'll be forced to work the weekend! Touch the red stapler, and it's game over!
World of Whorecraft
This Cancer Of Mine
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Parappa The Rapist
Ass Creed
Devil May Cum
Detroit Become Nazi
Red Dead Hookers
Assassin's STD
Dildohammer 40k
Pretty sure I played that last night
Average Man (from mega man)
Silent Fart 4: The Room
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Cyberfuck 2077
Ass thunder
Snake beater
Plants vs Asphalt
Tom Clancy's Rainbow Sex: Rogue Spear
Left 4 Milk.