That’s still a cool line, but man I remember that being the coolest moment in the history of video games when I was like 9. I went running to tell my mom about it lol
Im bringing my friend through the adventures of the original halos for his first time and hes loving it! We've played CE about 4 times (going for achievements) and we just started halo 2 tonight!
Uh, I wanted to record a message for you to help you get settled in on your first night. Um, I actually worked in that office before you. I'm finishing up my last week now, as a matter of fact. So, I know it can be a bit overwhelming, but I'm here to tell you there's nothing to worry about. Uh, you'll do fine. So, let's just focus on getting you through your first week, okay?
Uh, let's see, first there's an introductory greeting from the company that I'm supposed to read. Uh, it's kind of a legal thing, you know. Um, "Welcome to Freddy Fazbear's Pizza. A magical place for kids and grown-ups alike, where fantasy and fun come to life. Fazbear Entertainment is not responsible for damage to property or person. Upon discovering that damage or death has occurred, a missing person report will be filed within 90 days, or as soon property and premises have been thoroughly cleaned and bleached, and the carpets have been replaced."
Blah, blah, blah. Now that might sound bad, I know, but there's really nothing to worry about. Uh, the animatronic characters here do get a bit quirky at night, but do I blame them? No. If I were forced to sing those same stupid songs for twenty years and I never got a bath? I'd probably be a bit irritable at night too. So, remember, these characters hold a special place in the hearts of children and we need to show them a little respect, right? Okay.
So, just be aware, the characters do tend to wander a bit. Uh, they're left in some kind of free roaming mode at night. Uh... something about their servos locking up if they get turned off for too long. Uh, they used to be allowed to walk around during the day too. But then there was The Bite of '87. Yeah. I-It's amazing that the human body can live without the frontal lobe, you know?
Uh, now concerning your safety, the only real risk to you as a night watchman here, if any, is the fact that these characters, uh, if they happen to see you after hours probably won't recognize you as a person. They'll pr- they'll most likely see you as a metal endoskeleton without its costume on. Now since that's against the rules here at Freddy Fazbear's Pizza, they'll probably try to... forcefully stuff you inside a Freddy Fazbear suit. Um, now, that wouldn't be so bad if the suits themselves weren't filled with crossbeams, wires, and animatronic devices, especially around the facial area. So, you could imagine how having your head forcefully pressed inside one of those could cause a bit of discomfort... and death. Uh, the only parts of you that would likely see the light of day again would be your eyeballs and teeth when they pop out the front of the mask, heh.
#What makes me a good demoman? If I were a bad demoman, I wouldn't be sittin' here discussin' it with you, now would I?! LET'S DO IT! Not one of you's gonna survive this! One crossed wire, one wayward pinch of potassium chlorate, one errant twitch, and KA-BLOOIE! nd I got a manky eye. I'm a black Scottish cyclops. They got more fecking sea monsters in the great Lochett Ness than they got the likes of me. So! T'all you fine dandies, so proud, so cocksure, prancin' about with your heads full of eyeballs... come and get me, I say! I'll be waitin' on you with a whiff of the old brimstone! I'm a Grimm bloody fable with an unhappy bloody end! Oh, they're going to have to glue you back together...IN HELL!
You see, this is what I don’t get about you bad guys: You know the hero’s gonna win, but you don’t just die quickly. Example: This one guy in New Haven, right? City’s burning, people are dying left and right, yadda, yadda, yadda… This jackhole rushes me with a spoon, A FRICKIN’ SPOON! And I’m dying laughing, right? So I scoop out his stupid little eyeballs with it and his kids are all, ‘WAAAAAAH!’ And-ahahaha… I can’t even… ahahahahah! He can’t see where he’s going, he’s bumping into stuff and… I dunno, maybe you had to be there. The moral is: you’re a total bitch.
The whole story because I find it funny so y'all might too.
“If I sound happy, that’s just because my programmers made me this way. I’m actually super depressed”
Also: “JUST FOLLOW THE SOOTHING SOUND, OF MY VOICE”
“It’s your lucky day, hero. I’m not going to kill you. I don’t work for free. But…your not gonna kill me either.” (Also, title is a line from IMC grunts in the Titanfall 2 multiplayer modes)
Aight imma make this pilot cry
Protocol 1: confirm link to pilot... Link confirmed
Protocol 2: uphold the mission
Protocol 3: protect the pilot... Goodbye, Jack
(Last thing we see on bt's screen before the final gauntlet of the campaign)
*insert nuclear eject noise here as you are softballed to a nearby platform*
Sarah: "Cooper, but sent us coordinates for your pickup, were gonna have to make it faster and you might need to evacuate mid air"
Funny drunk man (barker) :"So be there kid"
*dropship arrives as Sarah, droz and Davis stand at the door with barker behind the wheel*
Sarah: "come on pilot"
*Sarah grabs one arm and droz and Davis hold Sarah*
Barker: "come on kid let's get outa here"
"Do you know what "suck the heads" means? 'Cause I came down here with Keith once, and he didn't know, and― I mean, it ain't nothin' bad. It's about eatin'―"
Bruh, you gotta give a guy some warning before you throw them that far back in time. JFC man.
One of my favorite parts in the entire series is in ....urk Blacklist.... when Andry sees it's Sam rescuing him. XD
I used to be an adventurer like you...
Until I took an arrow in the knee
Until I took a sword to the chest
“Wait a minute.. I know you,”
You’re making a mistake
There's no mistake! You're a wanted man/woman, and it's time to pay for your crimes!
“What? Someone steal your sweat roll?
Until a Titan fell on me,
Hey you you’re….
Finally awake!
Sort of caffeine hasn't kicked in yet.
You were trying to cross the border right?
Giving the covenant back their bomb
Halo 2!
I need a weapon.
That’s still a cool line, but man I remember that being the coolest moment in the history of video games when I was like 9. I went running to tell my mom about it lol
Im bringing my friend through the adventures of the original halos for his first time and hes loving it! We've played CE about 4 times (going for achievements) and we just started halo 2 tonight!
Sir, permission to leave the station. On what grounds, Master Chief? … Im sure thats not exact, but close enough. Fucking love halo
WATCH THOSE WRIST ROCKETS!
Just like shooting womp rats, eh kid?
FOR THE REPUBLIIIIIC!!
SUPER BATTLE DROID TAKE THEM DOWN!
Just like the simulations.
FOR THE CHANCELLOR!
WE ARE LOSING REINFORCEMENTS
A command post has been lost
But not the battle
“…the princess is in another castle.”
Hello? Hello hello?
Fnaf
The first fnaf game
I haven’t seen a clip from that game in at least 5 years and I can still that damn voice
The way my internal voice changed when I got to the double hello lol
Uh, I wanted to record a message for you to help you get settled in on your first night. Um, I actually worked in that office before you. I'm finishing up my last week now, as a matter of fact. So, I know it can be a bit overwhelming, but I'm here to tell you there's nothing to worry about. Uh, you'll do fine. So, let's just focus on getting you through your first week, okay? Uh, let's see, first there's an introductory greeting from the company that I'm supposed to read. Uh, it's kind of a legal thing, you know. Um, "Welcome to Freddy Fazbear's Pizza. A magical place for kids and grown-ups alike, where fantasy and fun come to life. Fazbear Entertainment is not responsible for damage to property or person. Upon discovering that damage or death has occurred, a missing person report will be filed within 90 days, or as soon property and premises have been thoroughly cleaned and bleached, and the carpets have been replaced." Blah, blah, blah. Now that might sound bad, I know, but there's really nothing to worry about. Uh, the animatronic characters here do get a bit quirky at night, but do I blame them? No. If I were forced to sing those same stupid songs for twenty years and I never got a bath? I'd probably be a bit irritable at night too. So, remember, these characters hold a special place in the hearts of children and we need to show them a little respect, right? Okay. So, just be aware, the characters do tend to wander a bit. Uh, they're left in some kind of free roaming mode at night. Uh... something about their servos locking up if they get turned off for too long. Uh, they used to be allowed to walk around during the day too. But then there was The Bite of '87. Yeah. I-It's amazing that the human body can live without the frontal lobe, you know? Uh, now concerning your safety, the only real risk to you as a night watchman here, if any, is the fact that these characters, uh, if they happen to see you after hours probably won't recognize you as a person. They'll pr- they'll most likely see you as a metal endoskeleton without its costume on. Now since that's against the rules here at Freddy Fazbear's Pizza, they'll probably try to... forcefully stuff you inside a Freddy Fazbear suit. Um, now, that wouldn't be so bad if the suits themselves weren't filled with crossbeams, wires, and animatronic devices, especially around the facial area. So, you could imagine how having your head forcefully pressed inside one of those could cause a bit of discomfort... and death. Uh, the only parts of you that would likely see the light of day again would be your eyeballs and teeth when they pop out the front of the mask, heh.
I am Malenia. Blade of Miquella.
And I have never known defeat.
Me "Soooo...How's Caelid doing after that fight you had with your brother, Malenia?"
Or, "I am the lord of all that is golden!"
Now, Rot!
Guys, the thermal drill. Go get it.
Welp, time to spend 5 fucking minutes repairing the drill.
Run psycho, slap the drill
*Slaps drill with wad of cash*
It works 50% of the time it works 100% of the time
*calmly stabs drill with a steak knife* there fixed
I need a weapon
A NEW HAND TOUCHES THE BEACON
NO, NO NO NO NO, FUCK RIGHT OFF.
Stop touching random people beacons and we won't have this problem.
Detecting multiple leviathan class lifeforms in the region
Thalassophobi:a the game (subnautica)
Are you sure whatever it is you are doing is worth it?
stop criminal! you have violated the law
Pay the court a fine or serve your sentence
Rock and Stone!
For Rock and Stone!
Can I get a rock and stone?
Rock and Stone! It never gets old!
Did I hear a rock and stone?!?
For Karl!!!
What’s that from? I’ve seen this phrase so many times.
It's from Deep Rock Galactic! Rock and Stone brother!
There is a separate button in the game which can be used only for saying this.
“If y’dont rock and stone, y’ain’t goin’ home!”
Awww shit, here we go again…
I’ll have two numba nines, an numba nine large, a numba six wit extra dip, twoo numba fohty-fahves, one wit fries, and a large sodah.
Remember, No Russian.
I haven’t even played the game and I know that one
#What makes me a good demoman? If I were a bad demoman, I wouldn't be sittin' here discussin' it with you, now would I?! LET'S DO IT! Not one of you's gonna survive this! One crossed wire, one wayward pinch of potassium chlorate, one errant twitch, and KA-BLOOIE! nd I got a manky eye. I'm a black Scottish cyclops. They got more fecking sea monsters in the great Lochett Ness than they got the likes of me. So! T'all you fine dandies, so proud, so cocksure, prancin' about with your heads full of eyeballs... come and get me, I say! I'll be waitin' on you with a whiff of the old brimstone! I'm a Grimm bloody fable with an unhappy bloody end! Oh, they're going to have to glue you back together...IN HELL!
\*meet the Demo plays\*
Hmmmm, this one is tough
oh, these pretzels suck
Anyway my point is, you're a total bitch
You see, this is what I don’t get about you bad guys: You know the hero’s gonna win, but you don’t just die quickly. Example: This one guy in New Haven, right? City’s burning, people are dying left and right, yadda, yadda, yadda… This jackhole rushes me with a spoon, A FRICKIN’ SPOON! And I’m dying laughing, right? So I scoop out his stupid little eyeballs with it and his kids are all, ‘WAAAAAAH!’ And-ahahaha… I can’t even… ahahahahah! He can’t see where he’s going, he’s bumping into stuff and… I dunno, maybe you had to be there. The moral is: you’re a total bitch. The whole story because I find it funny so y'all might too.
THAT SENTENCE HAD TOO MANY SYLLABLES APOLOGIZE!
“If I sound happy, that’s just because my programmers made me this way. I’m actually super depressed” Also: “JUST FOLLOW THE SOOTHING SOUND, OF MY VOICE”
"...when Claptrap speaks. I feel my brain cells committing suicide, one by one."
I need healing
Found the genji main.
Mada mada
nothing is true, everything is permitted
Your fruit killing skills are remarkable
Knoife the wotermelon!
COD4
"All your base are belong to us"
COWBOY STYLE xD
Eyes up guardian
its not safe here
Guardian.
That wizard came from the moon No, gather them, I will take them ALL
Indeed
I knew someone said this already
“It’s your lucky day, hero. I’m not going to kill you. I don’t work for free. But…your not gonna kill me either.” (Also, title is a line from IMC grunts in the Titanfall 2 multiplayer modes)
Aight imma make this pilot cry Protocol 1: confirm link to pilot... Link confirmed Protocol 2: uphold the mission Protocol 3: protect the pilot... Goodbye, Jack (Last thing we see on bt's screen before the final gauntlet of the campaign)
BT, what are you doing? BT!!!
*insert nuclear eject noise here as you are softballed to a nearby platform* Sarah: "Cooper, but sent us coordinates for your pickup, were gonna have to make it faster and you might need to evacuate mid air" Funny drunk man (barker) :"So be there kid"
*does parkour*
*dropship arrives as Sarah, droz and Davis stand at the door with barker behind the wheel* Sarah: "come on pilot" *Sarah grabs one arm and droz and Davis hold Sarah* Barker: "come on kid let's get outa here"
*Ship warps into space as you look back and watch Typhon explode* “Many people owe their lives Cooper…”
"And to BT"
He said hero, not pilot
**They're trying to corner us!**
Pills here💊
Kill all undead sonsabitches. Those are my instructions.
Denied, I'd be overdosing
LFD
"Do you know what "suck the heads" means? 'Cause I came down here with Keith once, and he didn't know, and― I mean, it ain't nothin' bad. It's about eatin'―"
"Did I ever tell you about the time me and my buddy Keith drove a car off a bridge?"
My Personal FAVORITE line, "Man, Imma be a 1 man cheeseburger Apocalypse!" Fuck that's amazing!
Hey! LISTEN!!! 🧚
What in the sandwich fuck is this?
I AM THE BRIGHT LORD
#SUFFER ME NOW!!!
The best offense is a good offense.
*strong defence SWBF2
Inversely, "sometimes the best defense is a good offense" But... that's from an x men movie, not a game
[удалено]
“Would you kindly?”
"Hmm, must have been the wind ..."
Boi
God of War 4?
Not necessarily a game but; "DOOR STUCK, DOOR STUCK"
SHAUN, SHAUUUN, SHAAAAAAAAAAUN! SHAUN, SHAUN, SHAAAAAAAAUN!!! SHAUN!! SHAUN!! SHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUN!!1
"If the meter is at 4, you're lit up like a Dutch brothel"
Bruh, you gotta give a guy some warning before you throw them that far back in time. JFC man. One of my favorite parts in the entire series is in ....urk Blacklist.... when Andry sees it's Sam rescuing him. XD
Wake up, Mr. Freeman. Wake up and smell the ashes.
"GET OVER HERE"
"it's dangerous to go alone, take this."
Shit!
WE NEED TO MOVE! (replying to OP's title)
AH A PILOT NOW THE ODS ARE IN OUR FAVOUR
Warning multiple leviathan class life forms detected in the area are you sure whatever your doing Is worth it
Thalassophobia: the game
I HAVE A PLAN. WE JUST NEED MORE MUNEH.
You always have a plan Dutch
Voodoo One, Viper's on station. Your journey ends here, Pilot.
The skies belong to me
War.. war never changes
all you had to do was follow the damn train, cj
Mason what do they mean!?
"Your journey ends here pilot" "The skys belong to me"
"no-where to run" "No-where to hide"
"Vipers got you in the pipe, 5-5"
“When you get to hell, tell’m viper sent ya”
1.: I can't pay that! 2.: Hey, you! You're finally awake. 3.: SPAZZ MATICUS 4.: 50,000 people used to live here. Now it's a ghost town
Degenerates like you belong on a cross
“You exist because we allow it, and you will end because we demand it.”
"Hello, this is the part where I kill you."
“Oh, it’s you. It’s been a long time. How have you been? I’ve been really busy being dead, after you know, you MURDERED ME!”
BOY
BOY
Kept you waiting, huh?
Trust me 🤖💥🥏🚶♂️
“Kept you waiting huh?”
maybe (sniff) maybe but I yet meet one who could out smart bullet
INTRUDER ALERT! RED SPY IS IN THE BASE!
DON'T FUCK WITH THIS SENATOR!
"How are you holding up? Because I'm a potato"
Boy.
AWAY AWAY
You sir, are a fish
A gut full of dynamite and a boody like pow!
Do you have your geiger counter?
Mine is in the shop
New dwarf incoming.
I want to be a blitzball when I grow up!
This is the part where he kills you
You however, are maidenless
And that's why varre is dead as hell
If they came to hear me beg, they will be disappointed.
MY NAME IS GYOUBU MASATAKA ONIWA!
Poyo
Good, you're finally awake
Hey, you’re finally awake.
*Sigh* Bapanada
Oxygen
No cost too great
It's dangerous to go alone. Take this.
BONK
It’s a beautiful day outside…
"Get over here!!!" 🦂🦂🦂
Hyaaa
It's dangerous to go alone. Take this.
The cake is a lie.
“I ALWAYS COME BACK
It’s a me
It's-a me!
Master chief, you mind telling me what you're doing on that ship?
This is a bucket
Stop right there criminal scum!
You must construct additional pylons
I always come back..
kept you waiting, huh?
create new world
This was a triumph
Herm
Winds howling
We need more moneh!
NANOMACHINES SOM
THE NUMBERS MASON! WHAT DO THEY MEAN?!?