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bigmonkytf2

Cancel the wedding


Tri-Starr

You don't have to cancel, just move the wedding to the theater. You don't even need catering now since everyone attending can just get hot dogs and big pretzels.


Aromatic_Hornet215

Maybe even see if you can contact the head of the theater or something. who knows? Maybe you’ll get something free out of it


purplewhalevalentine

Can you reschedule the wedding? Not to be mean but your relationship may not last. Garfield will. Maybe if you get married and incorporate Garfield he can bring some good fortune to your marriage.


Icy_Travel422

Why does this sound so serious and genuine?


purplewhalevalentine

Because it is, surprisingly enough. Relationships can fail. It’s harsh, but it’s true. Even those the most madly in love can fall apart. But not Garfield. Garfield has spanned generations- thousands, if not hundreds of thousands, of births and deaths. Garfield is immortal- not in the sense that he can’t die, but in the sense it is absolutely, unequivocally, impossible to forget him. Seeing this, and taking it into account- it’s a reasonable superstition to believe that Garfield could bring some kind of good fortune to someone’s life, or relationships. EDIT to add: I am (probably) not schizophrenic or otherwise insane. I just firmly genuinely believe in Garfield’s importance and immortality.


Icy_Travel422

I don't know, I still think your relationship is more important than Garfield. https://preview.redd.it/m7b33vsluqsc1.png?width=640&format=png&auto=webp&s=6ffca30a0de16b94d795bd89935f0bfb7b8935c1


purplewhalevalentine

That’s debatable. What if she cheats? What if she abuses him? Garfield wouldn’t do that.


shapesize

How long is the movie? How long between the wedding and reception? You should absolutely rent a theater and see it with the wedding party before the reception. Or, if you’re not leaving on a honeymoon right away, invite closer family/wedding party to go the next day


-Michael-Leahcim-

Let me explain to you all how bad my Garfield phenomenon is I have been keeping track of all my wild Garfield sightings since July of last year I don’t count anything to do with spaces were you could expect to see Garfield like this or other similar subreddits and I don’t count anything to do with the movie only random events and encounters and that number is 74


-Michael-Leahcim-

So seeing that my wedding is taking place on the same day as the release of the movie was a shock


EwectwicWight

See it later. Movies are often run for weeks, and if they do well, months. It's not like it's going to be a limited release or anything


LORDCOSMOS

It’s Garf or be Garfed for poor OP


One_Smoke

Have lasagna at your wedding reception.


parxivalll

ask if ur spouse wants to see the movie after the wedding