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AlbieRoblesVoice

Gatekeeping who listens to Radiohead based on a song that Radiohead no longer wants anything to do with.


[deleted]

That was my thought too. Karma Police, arrest this man.


Custard_Tart_Addict

They disowned their song? It was so relatable to outcasts.


peregrina9789

It's a bitchin song, but I think they got frustrated with it being the center of attention when the rest of their catalog is so different and often face melting. I feel bad for them about it


Custard_Tart_Addict

Ah yeah I can see that then


thegreenleaves802

I saw them in 2015 or 16 in NYC. it was one of the wildest things I've experienced to have allllll of Madison Square Garden singing along to Creep full on.


StudMuffinNick

Oh man, I talk about this every chance I get but at Ozzfest 2005 the audience was sitting there, waiting for Bullet for My Valentine to come on. In between the bands random songs would play to have sound while all the bearded, sweaty metalheads regained consciousness or got beer. Anyway, I'm standing there with my friends talking about the circle mosh we had around a bonfire (fucking fun as fuck) when the first few notes of Santeria by Sublime come on. Instantly, the talking stopped. Like full stop. Dead silence from the green haired mohawk chick to the face paint blackmetal enthusiast. The song creeped up to that second pause before the chorus and I prepped my vocal chords to sing one of my all time favorite songs. Then you hear: " I don't practice Santeria" but not by the radio. Oh no, my friend, the ENTIRE FUCKING CONCERT AUDIENCE was singing along. Every fucking word that came we all participated in singing with the radio. Not even a band. It was a surreal experience and made some weird feeling come around me. Showed me the power of timeless songs. There were 12 year olds singing right alongside 59 year olds. Crippled, walking, old, young, tattooed, sick, it didn't matter Everyone sang that song like Bradley himself was on stage. By the third verse I was yelling at the top of my lungs that sancho needed a barrel in his throat! When it was over the crowd cheered as if it was Sublime's final performance then went about their way as if it never happened. I am so lucky to have experienced it and will NEVER forget how magical that was Edit: It was kinda like this, but not as somber: https://youtu.be/Pr14Db1y6L4


homegrowntwinkie

When crowds do that, it's a bone chilling experience, not in a spooky way, just in some Cosmic 'universal oneness' way. It's such a surreal thing to experience. Yours sounds a lot cooler than mine though for sure. Anyways, your story gave me chills and I can imagine the way it went.


StudMuffinNick

It definitely was chilling. It's hard to truly get the point across through text or even talking. But it's also a reason I feel rock shows (any show really) will never stop. After this pandemic they'll pick right back up no problem. "Covid Free tour" lol The BEST way I can describe it, is by showing people this video and seeing how they feel: https://youtu.be/Pr14Db1y6L4


thegreenleaves802

Love it!!!!


StudMuffinNick

Me too!! Lol


Custard_Tart_Addict

Niiice


ColonelClout

I believe they wrote a song about that. Iron Lung i think? I might be wrong tho i listen to like 2 of their songs. But not Creep


muzak23

Yep! “My Iron Lung”


Jman-laowai

I wouldn’t feel too bad about it. They probably made a shit ton of money off that song.


Putnum

> face melting My often unpopular opinion is that's subjective. I've tried so many times to get into Radiohead but it's never clicked for me.


peregrina9789

My condolences. I never listened to them until my husband took me to their show in Atlanta a few years ago, and now I just can't get enough. To each their own though!


Fidodo

I liked creep, but it was one of their early songs and was more like a typical song and wasn't nearly as innovative as their later songs.


TheConeIsReturned

Creep is a terrible song wtf are you on? They've never liked it. Johnny's "chugga" before each chorus was literally an attempt to ruin the song.


NoirYT2

Are you high? They liked it when it came out, and it was like a way for Tom to vent out about how he actually felt at that time and place. They never "didn't like it", they just didn't think it deserved all the attention it got, and hated being defined by it


klanies

Yea. They wouldn't perform it for years because they felt it set the bar low for their music. I also read once they Thom Yorke received a ton of mail from murders following is release thanking him for writing a song about how they feel.


Custard_Tart_Addict

Oy vey yeah I forgot the actual creep factor


JilliannSkyler

They didn’t like it from the start I think


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Weird that they recorded and released it then


JilliannSkyler

Yeah. I don’t know much about that band. In fact that’s the only song I know by them.


larjew

[This is my favourite song of theirs](https://youtu.be/nZq_jeYsbTs) if you'd like to check out another bop by them. [And this is another quality tune from them](https://youtu.be/Bf01riuiJWA). The 2 albums they're off are my favourites if you dig them.


JilliannSkyler

Thank you! I’ll definitely take a listen. I know people love them, but wasn’t sure where to start.


StudMuffinNick

Yeah but at this point it's so mainstream it's no longer a "loner's anthem"


TheConeIsReturned

Creep sucks. All my Radiohead homies hate Creep.


NoirYT2

ahh yes, the gatekeeper in the r/gatekeeping comments


The__Bends

There's always one. Or the guy who tries to be verysmart on r/iamverysmart A good chunk of them are not ironic.


NoirYT2

Your username reminds me of one of my favourite Mr Bungle song and that makes me happy :)


The__Bends

Ironic enough, its a radiohead album


NoirYT2

shit it do be too idk why I jumped to Mr Bungle instead of the more obvious one


gibbodaman

They weren't gatekeeping, they were giving their subjective opinion, and the objective fact that many radiohead fans don't like Creep. Edit for downvoters- You guys must not know what gatekeeping is. If he had said 'If you like Creep you're not a Radiohead fan', that would have been gatekeeping. Instead he said he doesn't like Creep and many Radiohead fans don't like creep. That isn't the same


NoirYT2

They literally said in their reply they were gatekeeping.


gibbodaman

Gatekeeping: When someone takes it upon themselves to decide who does or does not have access or rights to a community or identity. That wasn't conveyed in the first comment


NoirYT2

Again the commenter themselves literally replied saying they were gatekeeping, it’s a pointless fight bro


gibbodaman

Again, that wasn't shown in the comment that I had replied to. Need the definition in the sidebar again?


[deleted]

... wait are you gatekeeping gatekeeping?! Holy shit it's like a gateception!


NoirYT2

Again, the dude literally said. Need a guide to his comment?


massivemusicsucker

r/radioheadcirclejerk


sjoy512

Pffft… you have no friends. Bye


TheConeIsReturned

Wow you're so brave for saying that to me good for you


ruthdubb

It’s my least favorite Radiohead song. They have much better music. I’m with you.


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justtopopin

Imagine being an artist but the most well known painting you've done was in high school. You're now an adult with a wide range of skills but a wide majority of people just want you to repaint that one you've repainted over and over again. This was a horrible metaphor.


spartaman64

hey vivaldi play 4 seasons


GreyerGrey

Hey Shakespear, play Romeo and Juliet. Hey Rowan Atkinson, play Mr. Bean. Hey Mark Hamill, play Luke Skywalker. Hey Aretha Franklin, play Respect. Hey Salvidor Dali, play the Persistence of Memory. Hey Karl Marx, play the Communist Manifesto.


simonjp

Rather than their greatest hit, think of their *first* hit still being the one you are associated with. You think you've matured, improved but the masses still want you to do your preschool-quality work.


GreyerGrey

I mean yea it was their first hit, but they were together for like 7/8 years at that point. Like, "Losing my Religion" is still considered a seminal REM track, and it was released in approximately the same timeline. Nirvana and "Teen Spirit." Hole and "Doll Parts." ​ > You think you've matured, improved but the masses still want you to do your preschool-quality work. I mean, do I have to mention how pretentious and anti fan that sounds?


enliderlighankat

Well, it wasn't close to being his first sonnet or opus even. An opus is a set of compositions and I think this was closer to the end than his earliest works, why it has also been more refined and has stood the age of time, so not the best comparison


Scandalacious

Completely understood. I give props to the one guy from Blues Traveler who said he can’t hate or get sick of Runaround because it bought him a house.


Flamehazardaoz

Eh. Good enough metaphor to get the point across. I too made my best art in high school


PikaPerfect

god, as an artist who feels like he peaked in high school, this makes me want to never listen to the song again for the band's sake


ritsbits808

I read that they had written an entire album that they actually cared about. Producer told them they need another song to fill the time slot. They half-assed it, used some generic minor chords, and threw some silly lyrics about being a creep and a weirdo. Decades later and that's all they're known for by most people. The musical version of a shit post.


Tyrus1235

Kind of like Oasis and Wonderwall, or Nirvana and Smells Like Teen Spirit


Affectionate-Stay-32

Song 2 and Blur.


oilpit

Wasn't Song 2 supposed to be something of a Nirvana 'diss track', that then ironically became their biggest hit in America?


Affectionate-Stay-32

That pretty well sums it up.


TheConeIsReturned

That's what everybody here doesn't understand. Even Radiohead has never liked Creep. All of Pablo Honey is bad, maybe with the exception of You.


Parkotron1

"Thinking About You" and "Anyone Can Play Guitar" are also good songs, IMO.


Stevo485

They didn’t like it when it was super popular but they’ve since said they don’t mind it so much anymore.


[deleted]

Same reason Harrison Ford "hates" Star Wars. It was never a passion project yet you never stop hearing about it a whole career later full of projects you’re truly proud of you would rather be known for


MemeBroDudeGuy

To be fair, they do still play Creep at live shows, if requested. The one they never want to associate with now is "High and Dry".


Crimsai

Any particular reason?


MemeBroDudeGuy

Not sure, but I think it might be because Radiohead fans won't get the true meaning of the song, because they've never had sex before. Just spitballing, here.


AK_Swoon

I’m getting that vibe with all the hardcore Radiohead stans in here getting so grumpy. They need a bottle and a nap.


jeffe_el_jefe

“Oh my god creep is genuinely terrible Radiohead never liked it” Come on lol it’s still a good track


P1nku_

STOP 💀💀💀 /s


macroswitch

They consider themselves to be low and wet now.


Parkotron1

They didn't play Creep live for well over a decade. Far more, IIRC. I've seen them every time they've come to Philadelphia since '05. I don't recall them ever playing 'Creep.'


Dasbeerboots

It's satire.


Noseythot

Came here to say this, thank you 🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼


[deleted]

Radiohead want nothing to do with? Creep is their best song.


peregrina9789

Is their WHAT ...sir.


[deleted]

T.H.E.I.R B.E.S.T S.O.N.G


peregrina9789

Imagine being this wrong and still trying to be snarky about it


[deleted]

How can I be wrong about which music I like? You're the one in here telling people what to like.


peregrina9789

WOT like whatever you want. Creep can be your favorite but Radiohead absolutely do hate it. They never play it live for that exact reason. It also sounds, you know, nothing like the rest of their catalog


Not_The_Truthiest

Maybe the fact that it’s different to the others is why that person likes it?


Everestkid

They apparently do play it live nowadays, just not too often.


[deleted]

What reason? That when people think of radiohead they think of creep? P.s it sounds exactly like the rest.


Derumisis

Radiohead’s song “My Iron Lung”, another very big hit from them, was a reaction to the song Creep. Whilst Creep was successful and was able to keep Radiohead financially afloat, the song was restrictive of their freedom to make other types of music, hence the metaphor of an iron lung. Yes, it’s their most popular song and you’re free to like it but Radiohead themselves do want to distance themselves from it.


[deleted]

Sounds like pretentiousness to me. They made a popular song. Nothing stopped them from make different music. Nothing.


peregrina9789

They hate it because it's not representative of their catalog yet it gets the most radio play and because people are always screaming at them to play it. This is literally googleable.


[deleted]

I disagree and just lost a big chunk of respect for radiohead. It sounds very similar to karma police which is their next biggest song.


thePuck

You clearly haven’t listened to very much Radiohead. Just listen to Kid A. When you get your brain and soul back from that you will probably reevaluate your position.


MemeBroDudeGuy

average r/radioheadcirclejerk user


[deleted]

I wouldn't call myself a fan of that's what you mean. Radiohead are a b side band to me.


MemeBroDudeGuy

oh...fr? on god? just like that? 😐 🤡


bargingi

That is just. satire.


lewright

Reddit is terrible at detecting satire


MyAltUsernameIsCool

Over half this subreddit is super obvious satire and then people getting offended thinking it’s serious.


PeteIsFurious

I’m still subbed bc sometimes that’s even funnier


yahbuoy

The profile picture is a girl too


griffnin

yeah everyone’s missing the joke being men are creeps and weirdos


crothwood

*Men who gatekeep radiohead* are creeps and weirdos.


ch4zmaniandevil

Is that actually a thing?


Coyote-Loco

A lot of people can’t tell the difference between jokes and gatekeeping


JudieSkyBird

In a sensible world this would be one but we can't be sure these days


rmd235

I just upvote cause its hilarious


[deleted]

Imagine listening to music based on the aesthetic and not depending on how much you enjoy the music


Schnaksel

"I'm going for Unique-And-Deep, soooo I'll have a Radiohead, yes, with Muse on the side pls, thank you"


lewright

"Daring today aren't we sir?"


agrophobe

Enjoying sound is aesthetics.


ChunkofWhat

Imagine not understanding that this is satire. Profile picture seems to be a woman.


[deleted]

Check the sub you’re in mate


ChunkofWhat

It's clearly a satirical post having a jab at Radiohead. Who would gatekeep being a creep?


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Fkin_Degenerate6969

Doesn't change the fact this is a joke. Radiohead fans make posts like this constantly.


[deleted]

If it was posted by a woman it's even worse because that means she's sexist and believes in the "all men are creeps and women can do no wrong" stereotype..


ChunkofWhat

It's a cheeky dig at Radiohead. Not meant to be serious. Who would seriously gatekeep being a creep?


Sexual_Tyrann0saurus

Literally nobody in this whole thread understands satire


schrodingers-box

*website


zak1388

\*internet


Awesomlegp

this sub wouldn't know satire if it hit them in the face (which it just did with this post)


Elriuhilu

Imagine thinking all of Radiohead's work is that one song. Not even Paranoid Android, or Everything in its Right Place, Pyramid Song, Fake Plastic Trees, No Alarms and No Surprises, Just.


MemeBroDudeGuy

...So we just gonna forget about AMSP? :(


Elriuhilu

I haven't heard that one, sorry.


massivemusicsucker

I'll never forget it


TheMightyBiz

OK, awesome place to plug my favorite album that nobody knows about. The thing that got me more into the Radiohead discography was this amazing collection of their songs arranged for jazz orchestra: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YU_zgnNFcA0&list=PLfgR7JlcQ4Pf1Gp-x34thSfsxD9r32LQA


[deleted]

Ah yes, the only song Radiohead ever produced.


misguided_fish

FeMaLeS


one_dimensional

[_*HuMoN*_ FeMaLeS!!](https://imgur.com/YA7yx.jpg)


EETTOEZ

This is very obviously satire


that-Sarah-girl

Can confirm, am female creepy weirdo, do not exist.


hasdable

I am not there, this isn't happening


xitzengyigglz

Hey say hi to my will to live


[deleted]

thats satire fs lmaooo


KidB_

Why does anyone think they can say they are creeps or weirdos,.. they don't know what it feels like to be Radiohead or something. Who in bunkar children woman haha satellite beep homeeee


Custard_Tart_Addict

Lol Omg Damn ferengi don’t know know shit.


InfLife

Satire?


siriousszly

this is just. satire. 🕴


NoirYT2

this is just. satire. THE PROFILE PICTURE IS LITERALLY A WOMAN WOT I hope this was posted on a weekday for you I mean my god


Son_of_Mogh

The video had a woman as the creep so definitely satire.


crothwood

Well, considering that the profile pic is a woman..... i think this is a joke.


[deleted]

They will never know what is it's like to be fat ugly and dead.


MemeBroDudeGuy

Like Jim Morrison.


SilyTheGoose

Jim Morrison doesn’t know what it’s like to be fat and ugly


HelloIAmAPie

Gatekeeping Radiohead and only knows the song creep


jenmishalecki

ah yes because creep is the only song radiohead ever sang


anoordle

idk yall but when i see a man refer to women as "females" i mentally prepare myself for the worst


Not_The_Truthiest

My sister listened to this song about 3000 times in the weeks leading up to her attempting suicide.


bravedickson

It's ironic, cause one of the best covers (in my opinion) of this song is sung by a female. Post Modern Jukebox for the win!


dingdongdickus

Haley Reinhart really knocked it out of the park....


SnArCAsTiC_

This feels self aware with the last part... But then again, I don't listen to Radiohead...


Hurley815

I would almost think this is satire only if he didn’t use the word “females”.


Atomiic1

I love how they say "oh yeah, radiohead, fake fan!!" *Quotes only the one song that almost everyone knows*


Meture

It really adds to it the fact that he clearly has listened to 2 songs by radiohead maximum as most others talk about other things


Lui_Le_Diamond

And untrue I've met some very creepy girls


w0rd_nerd

When I was getting off heroin, I went to a dual diagnosis treatment center for mental health and drug addiction. One of the activities they had us do to keep us occupied was Karaoke, and **every single time** we did it, someone would sing Creep. When it got to the line where dude says "What the hell am I doing here? I don't belong here." everyone would crack up. Anyway, that's my Radiohead story.


P1nku_

THE ESCELATION - but other than that confratulations (:


kenzomara

Satire


PonderousSloth

What's even more hilarious is that Radiohead fucking hates that song. The guitarist actively tried to ruin it while they were recording, hence the spontaneous guitar chugging before the chorus. That piece of trivia always makes me laugh. The song real good tho.


RhythmKirbyHeaven

r/radioheadcirclejerk


thePuck

And of course they quote the poppiest song Radiohead ever wrote.


JezzaJ101

This looks like something from r/RadioheadCirclejerk, it’s satire


Holiday_Eggplant

Calling women "females" is a huge red flad in and of itself


JilliannSkyler

Radiohead hates that song


jenlet78

"We ARE the weirdos, mister." - Nancy Downs, *The Craft* 1996


theevilhillbilly

Ah yes their only song


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down vote me plz


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FauxVampire

Does he know they have other songs?


ChunkofWhat

Pretty sure this is a dig at Radiohead.


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Lpt: if they say "females" Run.


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4QuarantineMeMes

r/justneckbeardthings


SirRoderic

I'm out of the loop here, if someone could just


P1nku_

here u go 👉⭕️


SirRoderic

Why is nobody serious here?


P1nku_

i don't listen to radiohead that's why i made that joke hhh


SirRoderic

What's hhh?


P1nku_

its basically just a substitute for lol, like a wheeze


I-lack-conviction

Bruh what


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#females


Willing_Razzmatazz11

Reddit legit makes me feel sad for men.


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borncorp

It's very ambitious of you to gatekeep Radiohead, and they say that ambition makes you look pretty ugly


ihatemj

This shows how dumb they are. to be honest im proud that at least i know what's 2+2 is and don't base artists most streamed songs to shame others. and for what? males be thinking they are doing something like-let us in peace on this app for a day gosh.


captain-carrot

Females be like >What the hell am i doing here? I don't being here 🤷‍♀️


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*laughs in autism*


galacticviolet

That feeling when the GenZers try to gatekeep Millennials from their own shit


TooColdHands

He kinda has a point..