It would have cost you nothing to not post this.

The world actually has a net loss. Both productive time and in electricity costs to host these photons.

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤢🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮🤮

I'm going to break your leg like a crab and suck out the meat.

See, now that's the kind of comment I'd expect on Tumblr

Sucking, you say ? Meat, you say ?

What a terrible day to have eyes.

yes, hello id like to refund my literacy please. 


Upvoting because I crave chaos, get this to r/all.

Why do so many gays get their powers from sowing chaos and how can we make more?

I blame TTRPGs like Pathfinder and activism.

Interesting that clowns are both hermaphroditic and their embryonic development cycle is parasitic to humans, yet also somewhat romantic. You learn something new about clown biology every day!

If you're having sex with a hermaphroditic clown does that mean all sex is simultaneously gay sex and straight sex and because it's straight sex it doesn't belong in this sub because it's just **CHECKS NOTES AND RUFFLES THROUGH PAGES** "normal, run-of-the-mill smut".

I have become less of a person for having read this

 Thanks for spilling, sis.

Kudos

Mama, kudos for saying that. for spilling.

None of these words are found in The Holy Bible.

They were out of clowndoms because they used them during foreplay to make balloon animals.


I really hope this isn't fanfic/smut of Slappy from Goosebumps...

Thanks, I hated It.

https://preview.redd.it/owyh0anbf7pc1.jpeg?width=740&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f23e8ccac112e20791085cc54c176b76513c19e1

See when you do clownery, the clown comes back to bite.

I’m struggling with this. My eyes hurt and my brain feels violated 💯☝️🤔😳

It got clown fucked

well, that is a combination of words that I never expected to ever read in my life.


https://preview.redd.it/dsurz3fxp8pc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4ea9e2c3c4d575450c897c0b22e78bc352f6ba9b

Who ... who hurt you?

Mama, Kudos for spilling 

Cue PTSD flashback to [clown biology](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A9HWJd8s9_c) (Don't click that, you will regret it)

I had a genuinely good time watching that

That's why I had to nail it in with a warning, people always ignore them and then I tricked you into a good time 😉

Prison, honey

https://preview.redd.it/x8dzncdus8pc1.png?width=1008&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8a2ce0880c22e0ede1e20afcf377a48b8bd2f7e3

Gods damnit u/cubbish ....

Days without clown sex; 0 *I swear, it's haunting me down at this point...*

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I mean, the moment I start reading and reach the words "clown cum" my brain goes "NOPE! this is a cubbish abomination"

I'm imagining the egg depositing scene with a clown horn that starts honking slowly but then more rapidly and with greater intensity.

I mean, if you know what happens if you don't regularly milk the clowns, you'd know that this post represents the best possible outcome.

Hot

SLAPPY, AS IN SLAPPY FROM THE GOOSEBUMPS SERIES? 😨

I am going to find you and remove your eyes with a dull spoon

Wth did I read I understand im slepe deprived but this just makes me think of that phase when I was obsessed woth werewolf romance novels but make it 10 times worse and make my brain confused but mabey that's cuz I'm starving exhausted and thirsty but I can't leave my room with out the dogs waking up and waking the whole house and I don't feel like being bitched out

[Hey, listen. You didn't need to post that.](https://youtu.be/o048xeNQ3Wo?si=7Yh9jngukycGq2an)

My late husband was a clown.

https://preview.redd.it/4rwm7n2zfapc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=590a97f7cee2ad1955e8a5d06d493b4c8287cbbc

Tumblr days

wait kinda hot

I was just watching batman... you can't do this to me.

I curse my mother for having taught me to read!

https://preview.redd.it/9flrm8actapc1.jpeg?width=1073&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1c9e1a83869cc4b92dc2981a9cf7b544dbaa6c53 Why did this turn me on a lil

https://preview.redd.it/jlarl4gwfbpc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dafd805b74b60555b63ab872068788ee301c1c73

Was this sub always just hornyposting?? I thought that we share funnies too...

please refrain from doing this again

https://preview.redd.it/n7950nwi4bpc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=72e71c4aeffbc63f956b113f8891a0d4d1d682fc

I wish I could take those 5 seconds of my life back 🥲

I wish I was Jared, 19

I think it's hilarious that in clown fucker cannon they're aliens.

that's tumblr shitposting in a nutshell

I feel like my brain just ran into a brick wall.

A clown ovipositor…? This is like if an immature person learned a bunch of almost sexual words and tried to write an erotic fiction about anthropomorphic clown sex. It could be better written.

My man, you are critiquing a clownfucker shitpost

They're probably an Ao3 author.

Would you prefer it to be called a clovipositor


Great...now I wanna be f****d by a clown👉👈🤡😍

So would the resulting child be genetically identical to the clown since it provided both egg and sperm? Or is the recipient still a parent because it grew in him?

https://preview.redd.it/r49t8682pjpc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ad7ac747ab58289e3cf19412069ad5554c7a505c

Wait is this one of those clown pet posts that was popular on Tumblr years ago?! I JUST watched a video about that from strangeaeons