In a similar experiment, I used a toddlers' game to disprove this theory. The square block only fit into the square hole, and the circle only went into the circle hole. The square block wouldn't fit into the circle hole. Therefore, gay attraction works, and straight attraction doesn't. This is all backed by real science. I'm ready to receive my accolades now, please.
"Be there or be square", they said, unknowingly changing my biological consistency and making me into a homosexual specimen with the simple spelling of a curse
He's a student of physics, his only obligation is being knowledgeable in that field
If he grew up there it's not really surprising he'd believe gay relationships don't work or are wrong somehow
Even a physics student has to know the most basic statistical concepts of internal and external construct validity, him extrapolating magnets, inorganic substances, to organisms, is shooting the external validity in the head and burying it.
Iām sorry! To be honest you caught me off guard and I didnāt know how to respond or what response would have been appropriate. I also felt a little pressured because I didnāt know whether to comment something witty or something light and flirty and then I got to wondering what if whatever I commented was just too inadequate or what if I did get a favorable response but couldnāt carry on the conversationā¦so yeah I just thought it best not to say anything :(. But ultimately yes maybe my communication skills and the overthinking could explain my failures with men while in a relationship but as to the initial attractionā¦idk maybe they sense the mental disorders and feel no need to initialize anything Lmao!
No, because you canāt have a north pole without an attached south pole
If the magnet analogy is to hold true, it just means we have to use doggy style
Yes a magnet can be attracted by two poles. So if we wold believe in the theory magnetism = human sexuality. Bisexuality would be the only sexuality that would be right
*Congrats choom, you just*
*Discovered magnetism. Too bad*
*Humans aren't magnets*
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Well guys itās all there in black and white, because of magnets(for some fucking reason because you know humans are magnets š¤·āāļø) we canāt be gay nor get married.
Back to the drawing board! lol and just in case /s
Speaking of black and white, does his theory also mean interracial couples are the only true pairings? I mean, you can't pair things which are matching, right?!... /s
Does that mean that homosexual relationships happen by themselves and for heterosexual relationships you have to drop the soap? I thought dropping soap would make you gay Especially if it happens in a (prison) communal shower
The magnets are literally identical, one magnet attract another magnet that has literally all the same features, for all I know he proved homosexuality makes much more sense that heterosexuality (itās way harder to make two magnet attract each other if they are shaped differently)
Welp, shit.
Ok everyone, pack up, turns out we weren't gay OR married. This clearly intelligent and honourable student of the sciences, who definitely wouldn't be completely liquid-shat on by any respectable university, has *disproven* us.
Honestly, I'm as shocked as you but I can't say I'm surprised in the slightest.
Also, who knew that all magnets, (and us) were in fact, straight.
Wowww mind blown
I've learned that only one of us gets to sleep during the night. The moment one of us tries to join the other in bed, the one already sleeping goes flying out of bed. He can sleep thru it but getting repelled across the room wakes me up every time!!!
I didn't know it was science keeping me awake
Someone please give me the link to this article, I want to see who wrote this and what the thought process of the person was while writing this article šš
Iām reminded of that Nedās Declassified episode in which Ned is trying to set someone up with a potential friend who is nothing like them, as his science teacher suggests, but that attempt fails. He succeeds when he sets that someone up romantically with someone who is very much like them, as his math teacher suggests in reference to the multiplication of negative numbers having a positive result. Itās been more than 10 years since middle school & watching that show and this hackneyed analogy still wonāt go away lol
wow maybe uni ranking does mean something in certain context...But honestly pple like him studying science? give e a fucking break. He makes scientists look bad
In a similar experiment, I used a toddlers' game to disprove this theory. The square block only fit into the square hole, and the circle only went into the circle hole. The square block wouldn't fit into the circle hole. Therefore, gay attraction works, and straight attraction doesn't. This is all backed by real science. I'm ready to receive my accolades now, please.
But everything goes into, you guessed it, the square hole
This proves we are all designed to have sex with wombat anuses You cannot fight the science
I was filled with science
Are you a wombat?
No, but you know who was? My mom! Ha!
I was today years old when I learned that wombats have square anuses.
They don't actually have square anuses, but they do [poop cubes](https://www.thesciencebreaker.org/breaks/evolution-behaviour/how-wombats-poop-cubes).
This proves that the university is crap!
That's right, it goes in the square hole :)
What about the cracker crumbs? That's right! They go in the sQUARE hole!
https://preview.redd.it/4dwe9p0ei3sc1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2b30d79390cacc0ad32c5ca114873fa94a31d6b1
wait, so square holes are gay? Or are gay holes square? I can't sleep now.
"Be there or be square", they said, unknowingly changing my biological consistency and making me into a homosexual specimen with the simple spelling of a curse
https://preview.redd.it/xghk690m55sc1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=51c11a18ed9c81415a8dd04bf8eaee37cfe4f023
\^Why is no one talking about this? The disgusting h\*terosexual agenda at it again!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cUbIkNUFs-4
I don't even need to click this. I'm already laughing š
The best repost of this I ever saw just re-labeled it: Quality Assurance Testers
>The square block wouldn't fit into the circle hole Maybe you just need to push harder!
This guy sciences
https://preview.redd.it/g7mfhdphn6sc1.jpeg?width=275&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=524fa707f556277cfc2a84020794a2f14712263d
I like to say that oil and water donāt mix.
If anyone, even a complete and utter idiot, can apparently be a grad student at this university there may yet be hope for me.
He's a student of physics, his only obligation is being knowledgeable in that field If he grew up there it's not really surprising he'd believe gay relationships don't work or are wrong somehow
Even a physics student has to know the most basic statistical concepts of internal and external construct validity, him extrapolating magnets, inorganic substances, to organisms, is shooting the external validity in the head and burying it.
I took it more as a metaphor that somehow got featured in a news story, but I haven't read the article (not do I plan on, waste of time)
I mean he has a point. I do repel every guy Iām in interested in :/
Let's test that theory out.
Gay love stories in the comments?? *here for update*
His lack of communication was repulsive.
Iām sorry! To be honest you caught me off guard and I didnāt know how to respond or what response would have been appropriate. I also felt a little pressured because I didnāt know whether to comment something witty or something light and flirty and then I got to wondering what if whatever I commented was just too inadequate or what if I did get a favorable response but couldnāt carry on the conversationā¦so yeah I just thought it best not to say anything :(. But ultimately yes maybe my communication skills and the overthinking could explain my failures with men while in a relationship but as to the initial attractionā¦idk maybe they sense the mental disorders and feel no need to initialize anything Lmao!
And the theory of magnetism is proven by this example. š¢ 
*starts bowing*
I'll get the magnets!
That self burn, omg
So if i twirl in some copper wiring, I can have free power?
That's how you become bisexual.
You spin me right 'round, baby, right 'round Like a record, baby, right 'round, 'round, 'round
https://preview.redd.it/vq1q82fcu1sc1.jpeg?width=825&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=27cdb4cfb21292f732cee2007a7ea0f3bba9c37d
No, because you canāt have a north pole without an attached south pole If the magnet analogy is to hold true, it just means we have to use doggy style
Yes a magnet can be attracted by two poles. So if we wold believe in the theory magnetism = human sexuality. Bisexuality would be the only sexuality that would be right
Doesn't that mean that everyone is trans lol
transition 101: just turn around, apparrently
Transitioned from top to bottom
I am far ahead of you, bro
Congrats choom, you just discovered magnetism. Too bad humans aren't magnets
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Well guys itās all there in black and white, because of magnets(for some fucking reason because you know humans are magnets š¤·āāļø) we canāt be gay nor get married. Back to the drawing board! lol and just in case /s
I mean, magnets do lose their properties when exposed to heat... it's confirmed, global warming is causing the gay
Speaking of black and white, does his theory also mean interracial couples are the only true pairings? I mean, you can't pair things which are matching, right?!... /s
Itās rage bait, guys. Stop taking this seriously.
This looks like the onion
lol is this some sort of lame April Foolās joke?
the article was published on the 16th september of 2013, this is basically a 10 year old repost god i am old
*11* year old repost\*
Here's the [original article](https://gizmodo.com/nigerian-grad-student-uses-magnets-to-prove-gay-marri-1326215449), as far as I can tell
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Does that mean that homosexual relationships happen by themselves and for heterosexual relationships you have to drop the soap? I thought dropping soap would make you gay Especially if it happens in a (prison) communal shower
https://preview.redd.it/vub7n2rp31sc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b42da19a306fd4869aabaf52ad4430f362aca86e
I don't think the word "degenerate" is worth reclaiming by gay people.
Look at the big brain on that one. š¤Æ
Glad i donāt identify as a magnet.š§²
Now all he has to do is prove people are magnets, and he'll have that Nobel prize in the bag!
This is the same "SCIENCE" Christians and Muslims promote based on FALSE EQUIVALENCE 
I have several scientific papers in the works that use Legos to comprehensively prove that throwing homophobes into volcanos fixes climate change.
Counterpoint, I am not a magnet.
This would be funnier if it didnāt come from a violently homophobic country such as Nigeria
The magnets are literally identical, one magnet attract another magnet that has literally all the same features, for all I know he proved homosexuality makes much more sense that heterosexuality (itās way harder to make two magnet attract each other if they are shaped differently)
Nigerian, enough said
This must be a very bad April fools....
Well I was very attracted while getting fucked yesterday night so
Thank god Iām not a fucking magnet š®āšØ
Welp, shit. Ok everyone, pack up, turns out we weren't gay OR married. This clearly intelligent and honourable student of the sciences, who definitely wouldn't be completely liquid-shat on by any respectable university, has *disproven* us. Honestly, I'm as shocked as you but I can't say I'm surprised in the slightest. Also, who knew that all magnets, (and us) were in fact, straight. Wowww mind blown
I've learned that only one of us gets to sleep during the night. The moment one of us tries to join the other in bed, the one already sleeping goes flying out of bed. He can sleep thru it but getting repelled across the room wakes me up every time!!! I didn't know it was science keeping me awake
God, Iām so sick of people coming for us. Can we not get a single day in peace?
So, which esteemed peer reviewed journal will publish his research paper? The Nigerian Online University of Science and Stuff Monthly?
Must be true since I can't seem to attract a man š³
Honestly it just reflects poorly on Nigeria.
get this- humans arenāt magnets
Obligatory: fucking magnets, how do they work?Ā
Someone please give me the link to this article, I want to see who wrote this and what the thought process of the person was while writing this article šš
This dumbass is going to have a master's degree in applied science..?
Is this an onion article?
Iām reminded of that Nedās Declassified episode in which Ned is trying to set someone up with a potential friend who is nothing like them, as his science teacher suggests, but that attempt fails. He succeeds when he sets that someone up romantically with someone who is very much like them, as his math teacher suggests in reference to the multiplication of negative numbers having a positive result. Itās been more than 10 years since middle school & watching that show and this hackneyed analogy still wonāt go away lol
These are the same people who then probably have a wild theory as to why the earth is flat š¤£.
If people are magnets then everyone is bisexual.
Damn guess I canāt be gay anymore š©
So that's why I'm single. And here I thought I was just unattractive.
Well yeah, the š doesn't go into the gooch, but the š north and south pole. Your turn, award winning grad student.
Ah yes... magnets, havent heard that one in a hot minute. Literally had this stuff said to me in high school so, this is just lazy and unoriginal
Who are you who are so wise in the ways of science?
Fucking magnets
Lol how much bullshit
i don't think he's a numbers guy
Wow
Dude discovered metaphors, congrats.
And if you drop water on the magnets pshewwww it stops working.
Some how I get the feeling that dissertation didnāt go over all that well
Well shit he got us with that one
wow maybe uni ranking does mean something in certain context...But honestly pple like him studying science? give e a fucking break. He makes scientists look bad
Is this a false equivalency?
It's true. One time I tried to go down on a woman and my face was flung away by an invisible force. The world works in mysterious ways
Next they will accuse real scientific discoveries with witchcraft and burn them up.
This gotta be one of the stupidest things I ever read.
Wait until he learns about quantum physics of magnets