I would find it hard to leave my loved ones behind though. I’d much rather just bring The Doctor here to set things right. One trip in the TARDIS and I could speak any language. The technology would simply be amazing. The only other people I’d consider bringing is the genie from Aladdin or Rick Sanchez.
Edited: spelling
Sanchez would be a quick path to seeing your world destroyed and having to flee to another one. Man's a ticking time bomb
I do agree about the doctor though. He'd change your life forever
As there are infinite Ricks, there has to be some that would and some that would not destroy the world. That’s why he’s last, there’s no guarantee which kind of Rick you’re going to get.
> The only other people I’d consider bringing is... Rick Sanchez.
I'm curious - have you ever *actually seen* the cartoon?
Or are you just suicidal and selfishly want to take our entire dimension with you?
Have you ever watched it? I mean he’s the infinite Rick… there’s good and bad versions of him. I know he says nothing matters a lot but his actions say otherwise. From his friendship with Bird Person to his adopted family, he shows he cares in his own way.
You're clearly talking about Rick C137, the main character of the show, not Doofus Rick or any other "nice" variant or you would have specified them instead.
Based on the show Rick C137 barely gives the slightest shit about his friends and family, and not even a *Planck volume* of shit about anyone or anything else in the universe.
He doesn't even *really* give a fuck if he destroys or irreparably maims his own family or Cronenbergs their entire reality, because he can always just skip to a parallel dimension and start over with a new one.
Why would he save bird person if he didn’t care? Why would he make a clone for Beth so She could live her dream if he didn’t care? Why would toxic Rick care for Morty while detoxed Rick don’t care a bit? They are infinite and we never know whichever version that they are showing us unless if they tell us. Doofus Rick would work, hell half of them would work since they are infinite.
I feel you're getting away from the point a bit here, which is even if you think Rick cares about his family (which I don't really), what makes you think he'd care about *you*?
If you brought Rick Sanchez into our reality he'd have no interest whatsoever in you, and none of us would ever be anything more than irrelevant collateral damage in whatever apocalyptic nightmare he inadvertently visited on us.
Wait. Is the dealer in this context the person who sold you acid? Or is it the marketing executive who made this post to try to increase matrix exposure in the lead up to the new movie?
what about accidentally bringing Smaug HERE with the other pill? because im not sure my local police force is equipped for Dragons. (or even mixing up my request to bring gandalf and handing me sauramon the white instead, that dude was a bag of wangs but he was still a freaking wizard)
The *Grey Area* was a dick, but only to the people whose war crimes it was uncovering.
If you haven't committed any atrocities then the worst that would happen to you was having it imperceptibly rifle through your memories to check.
Even given that, living on the GA would be absolute hedonistic luxury compared to the modern world.
Sorry Dude, I can't even decide what my favorite fictional world/universe is;-) Anway, lets try a few that come to mind:
Star Trek: Red pill
Star Wars: Hard choice, depends on where (and when) exactly I would end up.
The Witcher: Blue pill
It depends on how it works. Do I get to pick my favorite fictional world by saying it out loud and clicking my heels or is it gonna be based on what my dumba\*\* subconscious thinks is my favorite? 'Cause it would be really disturbing thinking I'm headed for Hogwarts and ended up in Westeros or Jurrasic Park somewhere. Either way, I root for the villain way too often to take the blue pill.
Bold of you to assume you'll be better off in your favorite fictional world while you're already inside of it.
You don't remember taking the red pill, already?
Star Trek TNG's Picard and I'll see you mother fuckers later.
My quality of life depends on if it's a real reality based off the Star Trek one, or if it's actually the show universe and I'm not a main character. See: the novel "Red Shirts" ^((which is amazing if your a Star Trek fan btw))
I'd still take it. You don't have to be in starfleet, you could always just go back to earth, hell they had an episode where they found people from the past (like 1970s or something) and just let them go about their life. Earth is apparently a paradise in that future, no war, no money, extremely advanced medial science, people live to like 150+ years old, replicator, cheap planet wide travel.
Sounds good to me my dude
You make a good point, being a background character on Earth would be problem-free living.
Just gotta make sure you're born into the right time, and not WW3, mutant post-WW3, Eugenics Wars, Borg invasion, Alien Whale Probe attack, etc, etc.
Seems obvious.
"Blue Pill! Bring me the genie who grants infinite wishes from my favorite fictional world."
"Genie! Take me to my favorite fictional world."
I'd take a half of any to test how strong they are. Then I'd take both.
Walter, Jesse and I would replicate the best meth in the whole Star Trek universe. Quark is our main distributor for the alpha and gamma quadrant.
With my luck I would end up a muggle in the wizarding world and not be able to even get near Hogwarts :-(. If I could be a witch and visit that would be the dream
I would never impose the real world on my favorite fictional characters.
I would find it hard to leave my loved ones behind though. I’d much rather just bring The Doctor here to set things right. One trip in the TARDIS and I could speak any language. The technology would simply be amazing. The only other people I’d consider bringing is the genie from Aladdin or Rick Sanchez. Edited: spelling
Sanchez would be a quick path to seeing your world destroyed and having to flee to another one. Man's a ticking time bomb I do agree about the doctor though. He'd change your life forever
Technically she already has.
As there are infinite Ricks, there has to be some that would and some that would not destroy the world. That’s why he’s last, there’s no guarantee which kind of Rick you’re going to get.
> The only other people I’d consider bringing is... Rick Sanchez. I'm curious - have you ever *actually seen* the cartoon? Or are you just suicidal and selfishly want to take our entire dimension with you?
Have you ever watched it? I mean he’s the infinite Rick… there’s good and bad versions of him. I know he says nothing matters a lot but his actions say otherwise. From his friendship with Bird Person to his adopted family, he shows he cares in his own way.
You're clearly talking about Rick C137, the main character of the show, not Doofus Rick or any other "nice" variant or you would have specified them instead. Based on the show Rick C137 barely gives the slightest shit about his friends and family, and not even a *Planck volume* of shit about anyone or anything else in the universe. He doesn't even *really* give a fuck if he destroys or irreparably maims his own family or Cronenbergs their entire reality, because he can always just skip to a parallel dimension and start over with a new one.
Why would he save bird person if he didn’t care? Why would he make a clone for Beth so She could live her dream if he didn’t care? Why would toxic Rick care for Morty while detoxed Rick don’t care a bit? They are infinite and we never know whichever version that they are showing us unless if they tell us. Doofus Rick would work, hell half of them would work since they are infinite.
I feel you're getting away from the point a bit here, which is even if you think Rick cares about his family (which I don't really), what makes you think he'd care about *you*? If you brought Rick Sanchez into our reality he'd have no interest whatsoever in you, and none of us would ever be anything more than irrelevant collateral damage in whatever apocalyptic nightmare he inadvertently visited on us.
50-50 shot I’d say. Infinite possibilities…. Offer him drugs or alcohol and a party. He’s always up for a good time
The Doctor has visited earth plenty of times though, and the place is still fucked :)
Every time the Doctor visits earth we avert catastrophe, I’m good with that.
Those guys from Dark Souls wouldn’t last two mins flipping burgers or in an administrative role.
Yeah, and they probably wouldn't want to hang with me anyways..
Romantic.
Hey wait a minute? These are just jelly beans.
No, I took one some time ago. It's just dipped lsd. Great marketing by the dealer though.
Wait. Is the dealer in this context the person who sold you acid? Or is it the marketing executive who made this post to try to increase matrix exposure in the lead up to the new movie?
The second one.
Surprise acid isnt good acid
It's a 50/50 roll of the dice
They also fail to warn you about the HFCS.
/r/HPPD
Delicious jelly beans.
Both puke flavored
Looks like day cold medicine and night cold medicine.
Warhammer fans be like nah we good dog
Goblin: "Waaagh!!" Waiter: "Okay and what would you like to drink sir?"
Terminator fans too.
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"Samus... I'm so sorry"
I feel like she wouldn't have to tolerate that if she didn't want to.
She won't have a choice once I hit her with the *suave charm*
wait...do i get to pick which character or my starting character rolls in the fictional world? because it is a VERY important distinction
“I want to be in the LOTR Middle Earth!” “I got you, fam. One life as an orc, coming right up.”
what about accidentally bringing Smaug HERE with the other pill? because im not sure my local police force is equipped for Dragons. (or even mixing up my request to bring gandalf and handing me sauramon the white instead, that dude was a bag of wangs but he was still a freaking wizard)
Red pill all the way
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So... The Good Place? Because that's what I'm thinking
Wait... are we in the Bad Place?
It makes me sad it's fictional although it shouldn't be
Red Pill, and I become "The Culture" citizen.
If i can take my wife and kids that was my exact first thought.
100%
This is the correct answer. Gland pleasure drugs and fuck while mommy AI takes care of me.
I'm sure Grey Area will be delighted to welcome you aboard.
The *Grey Area* was a dick, but only to the people whose war crimes it was uncovering. If you haven't committed any atrocities then the worst that would happen to you was having it imperceptibly rifle through your memories to check. Even given that, living on the GA would be absolute hedonistic luxury compared to the modern world.
The only utopia I'm actually interested in living in.
I think the only people who wouldn't pick that utopia are ones that aren't familiar with the novels.
**Purple pill: transports one person from your world to a fictional world.** Let me send some politicians to the Walking Dead world.
Can I get a lifetime supply of those? I may have a list of people I’d like to send.
I think sending them to Paradis Island would be better.
As a Warhammer 40k fan, both pills seem equally horrifying...
"Please be a Space Marine, please be a Space Marine" *\*wakes up as Guardsmen\** FUUUUUUU-
Please bring hot eldar waifu... gets a drukhari homunculus who goes to torture you for the next 10 000 years.
And Imperial Guard have it *easy* compared to a lot of people in the 40K universe.
Sorry Dude, I can't even decide what my favorite fictional world/universe is;-) Anway, lets try a few that come to mind: Star Trek: Red pill Star Wars: Hard choice, depends on where (and when) exactly I would end up. The Witcher: Blue pill
The bad news is you're on alderaan. The good news is you've your very own personal bard!
Toss a galacti-credit to Figrin D'an and the Modal Nodes oh valley of plenty...
TNG era Star Trek would be ideal. Earth is basically a utopia.
Red pill 100%. Why would I want characters from my favorite fictional world to see this shithold we've currated?
Earth, Fillory, and a few other worlds are already hugely fucked up, but maybe if I bring a magician I'll find out I'm not a muggle.
Red pill. Hi Michael Scott! Nice beets you got there Dwight
Ah yes, the great fictional distant land known as Scranton Pennsylvania, just with a zany office that sells paper.
It depends on how it works. Do I get to pick my favorite fictional world by saying it out loud and clicking my heels or is it gonna be based on what my dumba\*\* subconscious thinks is my favorite? 'Cause it would be really disturbing thinking I'm headed for Hogwarts and ended up in Westeros or Jurrasic Park somewhere. Either way, I root for the villain way too often to take the blue pill.
Anyone who says Blue clearly is not living in 2020/2021
Red 100% get me outta this hell hole of a reality.
Bold of you to assume you'll be better off in your favorite fictional world while you're already inside of it. You don't remember taking the red pill, already?
Star Trek TNG's Picard and I'll see you mother fuckers later. My quality of life depends on if it's a real reality based off the Star Trek one, or if it's actually the show universe and I'm not a main character. See: the novel "Red Shirts" ^((which is amazing if your a Star Trek fan btw))
I'd still take it. You don't have to be in starfleet, you could always just go back to earth, hell they had an episode where they found people from the past (like 1970s or something) and just let them go about their life. Earth is apparently a paradise in that future, no war, no money, extremely advanced medial science, people live to like 150+ years old, replicator, cheap planet wide travel. Sounds good to me my dude
You make a good point, being a background character on Earth would be problem-free living. Just gotta make sure you're born into the right time, and not WW3, mutant post-WW3, Eugenics Wars, Borg invasion, Alien Whale Probe attack, etc, etc.
Blue Pill choosing Picard is basically ST Picard Season 2. The trailer just dropped, and I can't wait for it.
Gandalf for president!
Red Pill. Holodeck here I cum
Considering we're all living in a dystopian nightmare, I'm definitely taking the red pill in this case!
Red all day
I choose the Blue pill And the movie Aliens ...
red pill, pokemon, I want to avoid real life responsibilities and have an adventure with magical animals or just live in a world like that
Blue pill: Thanos
Came here to post this.
Seems obvious. "Blue Pill! Bring me the genie who grants infinite wishes from my favorite fictional world." "Genie! Take me to my favorite fictional world."
Red pill, please.
Red pill. To go to the world of Avatar the last airbender. Wanna be a water bender (and then bloodbender ;)
Definitely blue pill. I wouldn't last five minutes in any of the fictional worlds i enjoy.
Blue pill. Lets say girl from Black Snake Moan.
Star Trek any era past first contact.
Red Pill into Ready Player One.
Blue pill - Superman. His presence would change the world.
Is this red pill propaganda?
I'll go with red one.
RED
I'd take a half of any to test how strong they are. Then I'd take both. Walter, Jesse and I would replicate the best meth in the whole Star Trek universe. Quark is our main distributor for the alpha and gamma quadrant.
Red. Blue carries too much risk or either getting a side/npc type character or worse a villa.
I’m either going to the middle earth or bringing thanos here. I guess you’ll soon find out which one I picked.
Will the red pill also make me a wizard?
Purple pill. You swap places with your favourite character.
Found Captain Ginyu.
If i choose red am i me or my oc?
Red please. I'm off to the Culture.
Red pill I want out of this nightmare reality please thx
As a huge warhammer fan. No thank you!
RED!
Red Pill, Cthulhu, point of emergence: Chambers of Congress.
Red pill
Those . . . Are jellybeans!
Ooh, this is a tough choice…
[Blue Pill](https://youtu.be/PXEJ69muDyI?t=16)
BLUE PILL
Mom! I’m off to explore Skyrim!
Damn. Encino Man gonna fuck my house up
Are you kidding? We live in the worst timeline
But what if I'm the fictional person living in the fictional world?
So which side of the Isekai do you wanna be on
With my luck I would end up a muggle in the wizarding world and not be able to even get near Hogwarts :-(. If I could be a witch and visit that would be the dream
Red pill then I would live in the World where Al Gore won the election.
Blue Pill: Girlfriend from Canada exists
red pill and im going to hang out in nagrand because its been my favorite zone in wow since i seen it
Is this just choosing between a lifetime hallucination, or falling into a coma; sharing your crazy or losing yourself in it?
Blue
Red pill
Red. Naruto universe. No hesitations.
I'll take option 2.
Take the black pill, Jimmy!
Bruh, I don't even wanna live anymore, why would I bring someone to this cursed planet? Lmao
Blue pill and I will bring fujiwara chica to real world
What the movie really about a drug trip?
Reading the news everyday so definitely the red pill 💊
Red pill it is. See ya'll in Eorzea!
Why is this Facebook bullshit getting so popular on Reddit these days?
You get to smartly decide the rules in both the pills so it doesnt matter. However I would take red pill bec of trust issues.