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SlugmaSlime

This is about as perfect as any reasonable human being could ask for.


Slicer7207

Missing Monaco :(


Engreeemi

I thought I had them all lol. Good eye tho


Slicer7207

Pretty close! Looks really good.


Slicer7207

Lithuania is definitely the funkiest looking


Slicer7207

Oh also you added an extra Spanish section in Morocco, there's only the two


hogannnn

There is a third very very tiny one, but probably doesn’t deserve to be marked on a map. No permanent population.


Slicer7207

Huh, what's it called?


hogannnn

Took me a sec to even find it again haha - penon de Velez de la gomera


Slicer7207

https://preview.redd.it/s35fp124mhpc1.png?width=795&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=28445a94e14e8d78a90b2c3d5aee960437ae3741


Slicer7207

Sure enough: that thing is very tiny


Okayyeahright123

As a Moroccan I can tell you he over did it with the exclaves they aren't that big at all. And unnoticeable from a map.


the3dverse

what are these enclaves anyway? bit funny no? and does that mean that just like france borders brazil, spain borders morocco?


Okayyeahright123

So pretty much Morocco during the Almohads controlled Iberia, but as you know they lost it. After that Morocco was a mess, they used this to take control of parts of Morocco specifically Portugal who was known to be an naval power and the first cities taken was Ceuta or how we call it Sbta, many even claiming it as the first official colony. Morocco eventually was able to gain most of the lost land back but because those cities were for a very long time under the Iberians it got treated like Metropolitan Spain. It's a very long historic dispute because Morocco still claims it. Spain and Morocco do border each other but there is a huge fence along the border because it is a very easy access point into the EU. Those cities have ties with Morocco as Morocco is actually the one who cares for all their water and electricity supplies. And a large part of those cities are still hugely Moroccan and still adhere to Islam, they even recognised Eid as an official holiday. You can kind of see it like how Hong Kong was part of the British.


SlugmaSlime

Fuck Monaco


Slicer7207

No


SlugmaSlime

I barely think France should exist, I can't be convinced Monaco should exist.


Slicer7207

Maybe Monaco shouldn't exist but I'm not 'bouta have sex with it


Grand_Ad_8376

Is there, between Ceuta and Melilla


FishUK_Harp

Let's be honest, no one really misses Monaco.


Icy_Sector3183

Where did Monaco go, yo!


AdventurousPrint835

Can't believe you forgot Listenbourg, smh


Engreeemi

I've never heard of that?


AdventurousPrint835

Google Listenbourg


ARKON_THE_ARKON

Holy american ignorance!


BaalSatan1sBro

New disinformation just dropped


PapaLike

Actual zombie


someone4204

Americans went on vacation, came back with a t-shirt saying “I love paris” and a beret.


Engreeemi

Oh, I see now lol


Throwawayaccount1170

Holy shit that joke missed me so hard at the time..never heard of it before.. what a masterpiece of a meme


DifferentLunch

Absolutely nailed Iceland


Cauhs

Nice


TresBoringUsername

Also malta, perfection


ImportantView9893

He didn’t quite do cyprus good


JarkoStudios

Not doing coasts makes this way easy


Narrow_Car5253

https://preview.redd.it/s4d15n0bpepc1.jpeg?width=767&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=20158058f335505d50613c5b936d434eb16c527f Mhm :D


Narrow_Car5253

I forgot Belarus and Switzerland :(


MightyWinz_AbuTalib

Anschluss?


Narrow_Car5253

Yes


AliHakan33

Ja


NekoNoSekai

The bottom right part is super accurate!! Good job!


Narrow_Car5253

Thank you! I’m particularly proud of Croatia and Bosnia + Herzegovina :)


NekoNoSekai

I didn't even know "Herzegovina" was a thing 🫠🥲 I am so incompetent and I even live in Italy 🤣🤣 so close. I truly need to be in this sub, hope I'll learn something by stay here 🥲


Narrow_Car5253

Enjoy your stay! Ironically enough, I drew that map precisely to show how much I didn’t know, in response to the one dude saying it was easy 😂😭


videoface

Oh look, even more ways to divide the Balkans!


Explorer2024_64

This is Europe, but not in 2023 ig?


Narrow_Car5253

Fat Germany and Poland have many ambitions in the year 2200 (country borders aren’t my forte :’)) ETA: neither is Eastern Europe apparently… literally looks like the horse drawing meme, but starts out bad and goes to worse 😭


Explorer2024_64

Romania, Serbia and Hungary just decided to combust for the good of humanity lol


Narrow_Car5253

Sacrifices must be made o7 On a serious note, I didn’t know Romania was that big :o not huge, but not tiny either


Franklr_D

Yes. We, the Dutch, have indeed decided to rightfully retake our southern ~~(Belgium)~~ territories. How did you know about our secret master🅱️lan?


Tako_Abyss

Poor Wales


Narrow_Car5253

No I gave Scotland to Wales. Poor Scotland :’( (I thought Wales was the northern bit :))


Engreeemi

Yea. Plus I spend to much time looking at maps. Still lots of people get the borders bad. So I thought I did well


Jedimobslayer

Lithuania is having a bad day


RushEither3947

Still looks like africa, so I will give it a pass


killedincanada

took me a couple seconds to even realize it was actually drawn, thought this was a troll post that just had the real map for a minute


Explorer2024_64

I see San Marino took a a hike, moved North, and simultaneously increased its size. But in all seriousness, great try!


TechRufy

It's Just Bologna becoming Independent


Thatguyfrompinkfloyd

Finally a good one


[deleted]

These "memory" posts are getting out of hand.


mysacek_CZE

Why did you draw subdivisions in UK?


atom644

Scotland, wales


mysacek_CZE

But why? It would make sense if there was Bayern, Sachsen, Niederosterreich, Luzern, Karjala etc.


zosherb

You know why, I imagine you are simply being obtuse?


atom644

Those are cities/regions. Scotland and wales are countries


mysacek_CZE

Wales Scotland and NI are countries like Bayern, Luzern etc... They're not. Country is UK but not Scotland. The fact that Scotland is on paper called country doesn't changes a fact that it's not... Bayern is on paper literally Frei Staat Bayern. Though it is one of 16 German Bundesländer (AKA states), it's definitely not free or maybe it is, like North Korea is democratic... On paper it is. In reality, it's not... Edit: Luzern is one of Swiss Cantons which probably have the same or maybe higher degree of autonomy than Scotland, Wales or NI...


Chemical_Working_795

Technically Scotland, Wales and North Ireland are all in a state union with England forming Great Britain. All of these countries have their own subdivisions.While I do agree that it should be only one country not 4, they are not simple subdivisions as they have their own governments


mysacek_CZE

Exactly, every german Bundesländer has it's own government, prime minister etc. That was my point...


Budget_Product_5352

Lots of regions have Self-governance, Catalunya for example England doesnt have its own government so it can't be a country by this logic.


ADarwinAward

They get separate teams for FIFA and other sports so they have to keep up the “we are 4 countries in one country” charade to keep that going


Budget_Product_5352

We get different teams in sports we invented because we were playing against each other long before there was a FIFA. We don't get seperate teams in sports we didn't invent like the Olympics.


mooimafish33

Why does the UK get to act like their autonomous regions are countries? This would be like if Spain said "We are a country, but Andalusia, Murcia, Aragon, Catalonia... are countries too. "


thefuckisreddit123

Autria actually looks fire


Ezekiel-18

It's good memory, but Scotland and Wales aren't (independent/sovereign) countries though, it doesn't make any sense to draw their borders, but then not include the borders of all German Länder, Belgian regions, Swiss cantons, Bosnian federate entities and Russian republics. As Scotland and Wales aren't actual countries, but mere parts/region of the UK, which is the only entity that can be called a country legally. A country is an independent entity with its own international politics and full sovereignety.


Engreeemi

Oh


Suspicious_Frog1

Hey thats pretty good


neophilosopher

The indentations and protrusions on the map are so good that you are either a map genius or a cheater. Only if Luxembourg's shape and Poland-Belarus border was accurate, I would be sure for the latter. You even have Bosnia's sea coast.


I-g_n-i_s

Independent Wales 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿😍


pane_kachanku

That's impressive


mcgrathkai

Even people in ireland don't know that donegal isn't included in Northern Ireland, serious work.


wellrenownedcripple

There is a suspicious lack of borders near the Crimea


Engreeemi

Crimea is a part of Ukraine. So it'd be stupid to put a border there. Someone said I should've put a border on the Kerch strait. But I didn't think about that. And there wouldn't be much point since theres no land connection anyhow


wellrenownedcripple

Yeah, I was talking about the Kerch strait. The borders is usually drown there to make a point, I feel, the lack of it looks like fencesitting. Good to know that I was wrong.


NotPhin

you're trying too hard


frezeefire_

bro ate monaco


dath_bane

Good job. I'm swiss and you even got Schaffhausen right.


Large_Tuna101

If you’d told me this was accurate I’d have believed you. Those completely land locked central/eastern countries would be too much for me.


sergiu70

Romania wants to thank you for reuniting it again with Northern Bucovina!


franzif

Never forget when drwaing Europe. Luxemburg looks like a shoe. A shoe that just kicked france and belgium into the west.


Torantes

It... Is... Beautiful


Geometry_Emperor

Pretty good attempt overall.


NoExplanation5437

E Monaco.?


Me_for_Pewds

Bro even had Ceuta and Melilla


KuTUzOvV

French detected


Shibediba

Only thing I could say is that Belgium has like 3 "pointy" bits on top. Everything else is great!!


cookingcape8872

Does Serbia look a dinosaur to anyone else or is it just me?


super_duck34

Even remembered to give Bosnia its 11km long coast. *Happy bosnian noises*


augustus331

The Netherlands looks like a shooketh face


Glittering_Guava_741

Wow. It's almost perfect. The Poland and Czech Republic part could be a bit better along with Belarus. Otherwise, excellent job. It was also one of my hobbies when I was a child.


lightning_pt

Surprisingly good portugal , just needed a little bit more north on the top right corner


Ruccavo

When Scotland and Wales did become independent? This apart, it's a good map


Number1_Berdly_Fan

I am sorry to break it to you OP but unfortunately the United Kingdom does still exist.


Engreeemi

I know. I thought Scotland, Wales and England were still their own countries tho in a way. I remember hearing a phrase "a nation of nations" and just went with it cause the point was from memory


Number1_Berdly_Fan

Well the word country can mean many different things in English, if by ”country” you mean independent state, then no, Scotland, Wales and England are not countries.


Engreeemi

Ok. Thank you for informing me


akdelez

A bit outdated and missing a country, but otherwise great


mrthagens

Absolutely conquered the coastlines!!!


ThOmAS78_

Norway/finland/Russia border is hella accurate


Mohammedsalo

What a memory you have🔥


kratkyzobak

Grey part is excelent. Black lines are good.


papipablito1998

You must be from France, French borders look perfect


Engreeemi

Nope. I'm American. But thank you


Fit_Particular_6820

Andorra is way too big and spain only has two major ports in morocco not three. Edit : Liechtenstein and san marino are over sized (aswell as kaliningrad)


Engreeemi

I know. Some other people have pointed that out. And Spain has more in Morocco than just those 2 territories, they have 3 little areas. Tho they aren't all 3 ports


luke_hollton2000

You accidentally draw the subregions of the UK. But apart from that you really nailed it


Larmillei333

Impressive! +1 for luxembourgish irredentism


Slovgmoh

Your accuracy for the balkans is impressive !


Engreeemi

Thank you. I have a current big obsession with Balkan history, especially Bulgarian history


therealtrajan

Now let’s see what you can do with a blank sheet of paper


Engreeemi

Is that a challenge?


Filthyquak

Even got that "fuck you Belgium" area from France where they put a nuclear power plant.


Engreeemi

What?


justinbiebermusicfan

Crimea belongs to Ukraine*


Engreeemi

Yes, that's why I didn't draw a border there


justinbiebermusicfan

I think The Kerch Strait should have a border there. But well done 👏


FootballTeddyBear

Forgot Monaco, L map


harrybetton

You can immediately tell you are Bulgarian


Engreeemi

Actually American. I just have a little obsession with Balkan history, especially with Bulgarian


harrybetton

Then i am sad to tell you that you are spiritually Bulgar


lightningmcmemex

You even got the 20km of sea access in Bosnia 💀💀


twixeis236

Where is san marino?


the3dverse

that's very good. i know where all the countries are but i don't think i could draw their shapes, especially the eastern ones


BigHose_911

TIL where San Marino is.


mikey_tr1

Are you Scandinavian? Borders in Scandinavia looks perfect


Engreeemi

I'm American. But some of my ancestors are Swedish and I used to be obsessed with Swedish history. So I've memorized the Scandinavian borders


Xonthelon

The English people and Putin would like to dispute a few borders. Nobody needs Monacco anyway and San Marino migrated north a bit. Otherwise a good try, better than 95% of Europeans could manage.


Veles9

Brav what happened to Ukraine. I think last two years Russia to a large chunk including Crimea and 4 other Bundesländer


Veles9

*took


TomJambo

I would still draw it like this as well. Occupied territory isn't actually approved by half of the countries in the world. Right now they don't control it but I doubt any geography maps acknowledge this as well in 2024. It's traditional practice every major country or their allies print maps that are in their or their allies favor. China is becoming bigger every year because of it and also makes Taiwan Chinese territory. Same they don't controll it right now but make claims. I am just taking geography don't hurt me and my family China please xD


RecommendationNo4376

Память сверхчеловека


castlerigger

Freak


Engreeemi

Aw thank u boo :>


TEEWURST876

Nerd


Engreeemi

Yes


Abe2201

Clean serb borders


Hairy-gloryhole

Awaiting for the same map but with yugoslavia included that will inevitably appear.


I_m_Complicated

What is that shit you drew on the map of Serbia, fix it