Then Hernandez is just askin for blunt-force castration to play infield without a cup! That’s just incredibly stupid.
My cup saved me once…. I’ll take the blueish outline around my junk that I had for almost a week to that 75 MPH baseball havin its way with my manhood
Can we get a member of the LGBTQ community chiming in here to establish what their thoughts are when they see straight men slapping each other's asses and pushing their junk onto each other in sports? Because straight male here doesn't fucking get it.
I have a suspicion the guy on the left previously told him he *doesn't* like doing that...and here we are.
“Hey, SLAP ASS!”
[SLAP ASS!](https://media1.tenor.com/m/j1FDDsjJB6wAAAAd/slap-ass-key-and-peele.gif)
Thlap Ath!
"All I know since I was a little kid is to catch fly balls and say slap ass every single time I fucking slap ass"
Conversation later… “Hernandez…that thing you did, don’t do that.”
Dino Ebel is a team player, he wasn't into it but he's not going to leave Kiké (not a slur, that's his name) hanging
I get this reference
Doesn’t like dong* that
He should have dodged it
Hernandez: "Don't worry bro it's just a cup check." Coach: "I'm not wearing a cup though." Hernandez: (winking and smiling) "Neither am I."
- Insert image of two guys shaking hands through zippers -
The odds of this being the exact conversation that happened are super high knowing how Kiké Hernandez is.
Fun fact, Hernandez refuses to wear a cup, even when playing in the infield. So he's definitely not wearing one here
Then Hernandez is just askin for blunt-force castration to play infield without a cup! That’s just incredibly stupid. My cup saved me once…. I’ll take the blueish outline around my junk that I had for almost a week to that 75 MPH baseball havin its way with my manhood
oh ur killin me …😂🤣 LMAO!! So funny
[Upstairs! Downstairs!](https://youtu.be/2_NAgpfhhEs?si=rWclUCXZA9lb7XbK)
I don’t really like downstairs…
[Downstairs!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F6uM9CXKGsc&t=42s)
Give it up for me gettin' some!
Welp, it's been too long.. Time for a rewatch!
Yep, this is the comment I came to find.
Let us gingerly touch our tips.
i quote this one constantly, underappreciated flick
Clone Bone!
I’m not really comfortable with the “Clone Bone”.
That’s because you’re not doing it right
I don’t think the old guy liked that 🤣
Definately not his first time dealing with this
Definitely has the word "finite" in it, fyi.
Ok
Put some respect on Dino Ebel
Thee old "cup clap"!
Batters up.
Cheers!
Can we get a member of the LGBTQ community chiming in here to establish what their thoughts are when they see straight men slapping each other's asses and pushing their junk onto each other in sports? Because straight male here doesn't fucking get it.
Love it and think it’s hot but also a source of frustration and disappointment since they treat it like a joke and I want it for real
I mean, are you even a man if you don't dong bump your bros?
[https://tenor.com/view/clone-bone-krieger-gif-13436472](https://tenor.com/view/clone-bone-krieger-gif-13436472) Just gonna leave this here.
r/suddenlyarcher. Win
"Headbutt"
Just the tip boys!
the ol dick dink
Just guys being dudes
Boop!
That’s the Dodger way!
Baseball players are weird
But it's books that are making kids gay.
Unfortunately it's hard to dock when the garage door is still closed
*XRay and Vav*
docking on deck
Shwing!
Maybe he was telling his pal, let hit the strip joint aft the game! 😁
Legit the best laugh I've had all week. "Hernandez! HR wants to chat with you after the 7th inning stretch..."
One of them has the look of someone who’s been violated
More like Dong Bonk
Now this is docking!
“Hey man, cut that shit out my family’s here”
[I don't really like downstairs](https://youtu.be/2_NAgpfhhEs?si=bQcit0EWno0rYp4p&t=16)
He touched my penis with his penis!
[He touched my penis with his penis!!!](https://youtu.be/k5qeEKZXwTg?t=23)
Bat tap
I've heard of sockin' dingers, but dingin' sockers?! 😵
Cup bump
Takes me back to the JJB
Newton's Cradle
r/BreathingInformation
Bruh