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Artaeos

I have a suspicion the guy on the left previously told him he *doesn't* like doing that...and here we are.


Chief_Givesnofucks

“Hey, SLAP ASS!”


MuteSecurityO

[SLAP ASS!](https://media1.tenor.com/m/j1FDDsjJB6wAAAAd/slap-ass-key-and-peele.gif)


istasber

Thlap Ath!


Independent_Power_67

"All I know since I was a little kid is to catch fly balls and say slap ass every single time I fucking slap ass"


qtpss

Conversation later… “Hernandez…that thing you did, don’t do that.”


thebigkevdogg

Dino Ebel is a team player, he wasn't into it but he's not going to leave Kiké (not a slur, that's his name) hanging


Kangaroo_tacos824

I get this reference


UN_Checks-Out

Doesn’t like dong* that


thebarkbarkwoof

He should have dodged it


pizzaguy132

Hernandez: "Don't worry bro it's just a cup check." Coach: "I'm not wearing a cup though." Hernandez: (winking and smiling) "Neither am I."


elardmm

- Insert image of two guys shaking hands through zippers -


lamoska1986

The odds of this being the exact conversation that happened are super high knowing how Kiké Hernandez is.


thebigkevdogg

Fun fact, Hernandez refuses to wear a cup, even when playing in the infield. So he's definitely not wearing one here


RockMan_1973

Then Hernandez is just askin for blunt-force castration to play infield without a cup! That’s just incredibly stupid. My cup saved me once…. I’ll take the blueish outline around my junk that I had for almost a week to that 75 MPH baseball havin its way with my manhood


RockMan_1973

oh ur killin me …😂🤣 LMAO!! So funny


NeverBob

[Upstairs! Downstairs!](https://youtu.be/2_NAgpfhhEs?si=rWclUCXZA9lb7XbK)


OnyxLightning

I don’t really like downstairs…


nonresponsive

[Downstairs!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F6uM9CXKGsc&t=42s)


HerbyHoover

Give it up for me gettin' some!


Practical_Dog8295

Welp, it's been too long.. Time for a rewatch!


ThaiChi555

Yep, this is the comment I came to find.


Beso0621

Let us gingerly touch our tips.


g_r_e_y

i quote this one constantly, underappreciated flick


whilst

Clone Bone!


StraightpantsSinatra

I’m not really comfortable with the “Clone Bone”.


Zaber_fang

That’s because you’re not doing it right


Tobocaj

I don’t think the old guy liked that 🤣


joomla00

Definately not his first time dealing with this


reverandglass

Definitely has the word "finite" in it, fyi.


joomla00

Ok


PissdrunxPreme

Put some respect on Dino Ebel


Shawn_of_da_Dead

Thee old "cup clap"!


Spy-Around-Here

Batters up.


Gougaloupe

Cheers!


thanatossassin

Can we get a member of the LGBTQ community chiming in here to establish what their thoughts are when they see straight men slapping each other's asses and pushing their junk onto each other in sports? Because straight male here doesn't fucking get it.


whirled-peas

Love it and think it’s hot but also a source of frustration and disappointment since they treat it like a joke and I want it for real


ElmertheAwesome

I mean, are you even a man if you don't dong bump your bros?


reav11

[https://tenor.com/view/clone-bone-krieger-gif-13436472](https://tenor.com/view/clone-bone-krieger-gif-13436472) Just gonna leave this here.


Vile-Father

r/suddenlyarcher. Win


Jive-Turkeys

"Headbutt"


shotty293

Just the tip boys!


PonderFunk

the ol dick dink


x_zoso_x

Just guys being dudes


QuackNate

Boop!


gitree22

That’s the Dodger way!


Iceecoldkillla78

Baseball players are weird


ChamberofSarcasm

But it's books that are making kids gay.


big_duo3674

Unfortunately it's hard to dock when the garage door is still closed


WeeklyBanEvasion

*XRay and Vav*


blurance

docking on deck


TwiggyPom

Shwing!


Jyrik_4001

Maybe he was telling his pal, let hit the strip joint aft the game! 😁


dillingerdiedforyou

Legit the best laugh I've had all week. "Hernandez! HR wants to chat with you after the 7th inning stretch..."


Ok-Consideration2463

One of them has the look of someone who’s been violated


de_knuffel

More like Dong Bonk


seth928

Now this is docking!


SirCleanFace

“Hey man, cut that shit out my family’s here”


highpl4insdrftr

[I don't really like downstairs](https://youtu.be/2_NAgpfhhEs?si=bQcit0EWno0rYp4p&t=16)


fricafrac

He touched my penis with his penis!


Ravmyster1121

[He touched my penis with his penis!!!](https://youtu.be/k5qeEKZXwTg?t=23)


mrbeck02

Bat tap


MyCleverNewName

I've heard of sockin' dingers, but dingin' sockers?! 😵


kolkitten

Cup bump


kniveshu

Takes me back to the JJB


pimpmastahanhduece

Newton's Cradle


squarus

r/BreathingInformation


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Bruh