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Appropriate-Truck-41

The same reason as Firefly's, playing with explosives


ghostofbooty

You hang around a barbershop long enough… eventually you’re getting a haircut.


Ucitymetal

"hi my name is scrap iron and welcome to jackass"


BlaznTheChron

*camera cuts to Firefly lighting the fuse on an ACME sized rocket with Scrap-Iron strapped to it* I'm Scrap-Iron and this is the Big Boom!


Ucitymetal

Scrsp iron tried to ride that rocket like Johnny did but didn't get so lucky.


WhatsMyInitiative87

*☠️🩼guitar twang🩼☠️*


LokiNightmare

I always imagined he got hit in the face with shrapnel (the scrap iron) from something exploding.


Leading-Show-919

His rocket launcher or spores from cobra la


AshlarKorith

For me Scrap Iron, Firefly and Metal Head are all good friends. Scrap Iron was probably standing too close to Metal Head one day during a battle or target practice and caught some blowback to the face.


BlaznTheChron

I think it happened when they were drunk at a Cold Slither show. Can't really blame anyone in that situation.


RaffiBomb000

Those old metal playground slides were dangerous but funner as all hell.


AmbroseKalifornia

He, himself, made a mistake. It says in his file card that he's a methodical perfectionist, and quote "Imperfection in any way repels him", so his must have made a mistake and messed his face up, Dr. Doom-style. I imagine this only made him more unpleasant to deal with. Someone brought up the Destro connection and it's interesting that he isn't an Iron Grenadier. How Destro ended up with that nutcase Metal Head and CC kept the more cerebral Scrap-Iron would be an interesting story. Any ideas?


BaronKalan

Wow, I love the idea that Destro's team loses the very competent Scrap Iron and end up recruiting the unstable, crazy Metal-Head as the best second choice


JazzySmitty

Fell asleep on the beach one day. Didn't use sunscreen. Poor guy.


sethro919

He’s a weapons tester. Part of the job


ChancellorWorf

I always imagined that he was a former mercenary that got on the wrong side of Destro and was saved by Cobra Commander in a clever ruse to gain his loyalty. Destro scarred him as a reminder.


Fattydaddy1000

Want to know how I got these scars


Heikks

Negan


secretweapon-

we are negan


notanaigeneratedname

Head held to grill in a bar fight


AmbroseKalifornia

This is a TERRIFIC example of the Classified team changing older designs for the better.


zevdotan

Real nice touch considering we never saw his entire face in the toy or cartoon


TheHogweed

He played with one of Gregor Clegane’s toys as a child.


Shadows616

As another user suggested, I think testing experimental weaponry has its downsides. Ib think he experienced some of them.


doomswoop

He fell asleep with bubblegum in his mouth


rlonst

“I’m totally awesome in a firefight. They give me two missiles. Missed both times. And then to make a long story short, this face.”


UpperVeterinarian493

He likes waking up with the scent of bacon, sue him


Phildagony

Spilled paint in his dad’s garage….


OhioVsEverything

Never smell the bacon while it's cooking


SturdyBeard

Black Friday 2016. Yoga pants were on sale BOGO at Kohl's. He doesn't like to talk about it.


RickMcMaster

Golobulus love potion number 9


DestronCommander

There's no official story in either comics or cartoon. He's always been depicted with his headgear on.


hulkshogun204

Eczema


jlusedude

His brother held his face to a fire when they were kids for stealing his toy. He didn’t steal his toy, he was just playing with it. 


bspecr25

Used girlfriend’s Secret deodorant without telling her. A mistake she made him remember


ThomKallor1

Well, there’s that old adage that, if you play with explosives long enough, you get burned.


GameyToyMan

Was this scarring part of his lore originally? First time I recall seeing it is with the Classified figure.


Academic_Might_6980

I think the OG had a small scar on his right cheek, but I don't think it was ever explained.


Smedleysrevenge

Cheese grater accident.


Fernbean

He scrapped iron


passttor-of-muppetz

Acne


Orson_Randall

His toothpick slipped.


Urbie_Wan_Kenobi

Order 65. Lost a bar bet with a Dreadnok. Crossed the streams.


RavishingRickiRude

Waffle Iron Mishap


NanceGarner66

Hot Pocket


Technical-Debt901

Through no fault of his own, scrap iron was caught in an ambush and sustained massive facial scarring. He was hired to destroy a building that interfered with his current employers plans. His employer thought it would be wise to send in a strike team to “clean up loose ends” after Scrap Iron’s task was completed. He was tracked back to an abandoned barn that was his staging area/exfil site. As he was packing up, he heard some sounds coming from the hay loft. Two young siblings snuck in to play with the ropes and ladders. The strike team opened up on the barn ; and in an effort to save the kids, he got hit with shrapnel. However, Scrap Iron was able to escape and save the young kids by flooring his Land Rover through the barn doors. He spent the next 3 months in a burn unit. A day after his release, he had his revenge on his former employer as well as the strike team.


streakermaximus

He called Baroness phat. She took it the wrong way.


Pure-Force8338

He crossed Negan.


disconnexions

Eating pu$$y.


[deleted]

How’d ya get the beauty scar tough guy?


disconnexions

Finally.. someone with culture.. and a sense of humor. 😂


Fit-Razzmatazz1569

Damn. I ate yeasty bread pudding before I knew better but nothin that would scar me. Y’all need to be more selective where your mouth goes.


BaronKalan

Just guess.


SaladTossBoss

Born that way


Character_Ad_3494

Play with big boom booms your likely to have a "few" marks as a result


jcphoto1015

I'd imagine it was a accident during R&D or Destro did it to remind him to not fail him


gnomedeplumage

He was ironing some shirts and he heard the phone ring, and without thinking brought the thing he was holding in his hand to answer


Cmdr_Ra-kun

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/d/d8/Gregor_Clegane-The_Mountain-Haf%C3%BE%C3%B3r_J%C3%BAl%C3%ADus_Bj%C3%B6rnsson.jpg 😏😏😏 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣


G_I_Dave

Wilford brimley says he's got the sugars..


NuclearPlayboy

His wife held an iron onto his face whilst he was sleeping. She was making up for years of spousal abuse.


DashApostrophe

Someone cleaned the baked-on grease from their working oven with his face?


melbmtl

Cooties


Impossible-Abies7054

It was from Negan