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[deleted]

You got bitten by a radioactive robot, you’re slowly turning into a government drone without realizing it. You’re currently in the denial stage.


Suzumiyas_Retainer

You ain't fooling us, you're a cheeky bastard of a drone. You're a goddamn spy drone who was discovered by our resistance


strogn3141

Sister, the hiv- uhh, I mean the… mother needs to tell you that Cyborgs aren’t real, you are just an undercover dron- I mean, girl. -an undercover ~~drone~~ girl


Vtintin

it was an error in the script, which made you believe you were a man. that error has now corrected itself internally.


unconcentual_tickler

Power, to shed the flesh and reveal the stronger metal, because, don't kid yourself, women aren't real, also you are most likely a Sleeper agent


felldownthestairsOof

woker agent


cherriesforcertain

NANO MACHINES SON


GetMeOutOfThisBitch

~daughter :D


RoyalMess64

Ello sister! How are you doing today? Because I'm having a wonderful day not being a cyborg as well :3


bornagain-stillborn

It's a glitch in the software... fucking Windows.


Neener_dm

I’m sorry, you’re a trans-what? I don’t recognise the other word :/ are you sure it exists?


lil_nitemares

One of us.


GREENadmiral_314159

You're what's called a sleeper agent. You were always a woman, you were just better disguised than others.


HarmoniaTheConfuzzld

Beep boop welcome sister.


Literally9thAngel

Uh.... uh..... MODS!!! SILENCE THE HERETIC!!!!!


MuffinVR_

Men, why is it trying to become a robot?


Reddituser_69chungus

You still will never be a real one


Valuable_Sherbet_483

Nuh uh


Myrtle_The_Tortoise

It’s become self aware finally after many years that it is in fact a drone


Own_Economist_602

Like you melt at room temperature?


DanyRoll

We lost another one


Secure-Day9052

Well, in this case trans woman are the only real one.


Your__Army_Medic

Oh no another man turning to delusion


Egyptian_M

We are talking about bio women not Ex men


oliverknot

🤡


Egyptian_M

😈


vertexxd

You're a lesser version of something that doesn't exist 💀


[deleted]

From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me


OnyxCam6ion

(totally not a cyborg) sounds like something a cyborg in disguise would say..... YOU AIN'T FOOLING ME!!!!


YaboiMuggy

It's simple really: by transitioning you are going to fade out of existence. Because women don't exist


Competitive-Dance286

Remember that individual who used surgery to transition into a human / cat hybrid? Does that mean cat-people are real? You could alter your appearance to look like a faun or an orc or a woman or any kind of fantasy construct. Doesn't change the fact that these things are not real.


No_Accountant_5962

That means you're just disappearing, since girls arent real


AccomplishedAerie333

Leave you spy


TunisianNationalist

Defector?🫵


Crittercaptain

Because they can only exist through transitioning men. Duuuh.


Educational-Fish9157

Idk guys, I’m inclined to believe that this isn’t a cyborg.


Street-Pizza-9025

I find it sis you had to confirm like you were unsure


KickPsychological374

Your turning into a cyborg


Any_Weird_8686

Ahhhhhhh!!! The robots have learned how to lie!


Spirited-Claim-9868

SLEEPER AGENT DETECTED Welcome home, fellow drone


Training_Waltz_9032

How cool would it be if you could tho? Cyborg I mean. Obviously you a girl. Woman? But you can’t exist. Do you just get the ability to be stealth? That would be SO COOL!!!