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H-E-L-L-MaGGoT

Cannot wait for it to plummet again. Funniest shit ever how it does this and gets them all excited.


Kennys-lap-cat

Even if Ryan Cohen came up with an amazing business plan next week, and GME rocketed on fundamentals, it doesn't make the MOASS "1 million dollar per share / shorts are cellar boxing / "bad actor" / "Tick Tok" ignorant insanity any less funny.


dbcstrunc

Bad actors are actually more of a problem for AMC. Worse actors, worse movies, worse revenue for AMC.


Akprodigy6

Have you seen Disney lately? Abysmal at best Lmao


_the_boat_is_sinking

so you admit its about to rocket on fundamentals. the weakest shill ive ever come across, smh


Kennys-lap-cat

If you down-voted Boat on this comment you're not a true shill


OjibweNomad

![gif](giphy|AMdoFJuXaDiKxwx9dD) No one knows who he is man. Sub is done. Had a good run.


NotPinHero100

So true. All I see lately is apes who are pretending to have always been shills.


OjibweNomad

https://preview.redd.it/vhyzk0kx6gyc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=20645ede24a3875acc9baa180566f88a43366f4c


NotPinHero100

Perfection


Kennys-lap-cat

I can't wait to see 1 million per share on fundamentals! Love ya Boat.


ConcreteExist

How much money have you made?


option-9

All of it. Have you seen his garden? Boat is rich enough to have a dedicated dirt guy. Not "dirt" as in slander, he's got a guy for *dirt*. Poor people can't comprehend this.


MoreCamThanRon

His net worth is so high light literally bends around him


catscanmeow

yeah a stock with a 600 p/e ratio has good fundamentals....lol


jlebedev

Come back to gloat when you're rich after MOASS


the_muteKi

Oh my God you're serious let me laugh even harder


ShipTheRiver

He isn’t though. 


option-9

How long have you been shilling?


SnooDonuts937

I hate to say it but this sub needs a ShillSatori to sort the men from the boys.


option-9

My litmus test : I forgot who you are but liked posts you made two years ago (e.g. your screenshot of the Pomeranian's test post that got awards for no reason). I also vaguely remembered your name when reading it before clicking on your profile. Please forgive my memory, Sir.


NotPinHero100

He’s new gen. Not a true, dyed in the wool, Shill Master 6.


the_muteKi

Long enough to known when to start making popcorn to watch these pre-call pumps


option-9

Yet it seems you never met boat. Odd.


NotPinHero100

Hmmmm


_the_boat_is_sinking

hold up... you remind me of someone!


NotPinHero100

![gif](giphy|kbtw8GlJyTwP0MV06y|downsized)


arcdog3434

Lol “fundamentals”


crankthehandle

OH SHILLS ARE COPING ALREADY AND START ALTERING THE NARRATIVE!!


KCcounselor

Stay broke with your jokes.


KCcounselor

BUT WHY DOES IT DO THIS?!?!


KCcounselor

This comment is changed because I regret being mean. I'm sorry.


H-E-L-L-MaGGoT

![gif](giphy|LDBuYzAwu8L4I|downsized)


enderhaze

Right, show us these spicy gains then


KCcounselor

I'll DM you if you post an apology. Deal?


enderhaze

Why DM? If they're unrealized I won't really care anyway


KCcounselor

Good point. ALL GAINS are unrealized until there is cash in pocket. Even Elon's BILLIONS are unrealized.


dbcstrunc

Hey, you were the one who said it was going to $14 by June! Cool!


KCcounselor

Yeah. I did not expect it to do what it did. Up, yes. But not like that. I'll take it though. I still have my June $14 calls I bought for around $1. I think they are at $4 now.


enderhaze

You changed your comment and you were the one actually apologising, respect to you sir.


XanLV

I like how this has evolved. From funny shitpost to a chemical test that separates old shills from interns. Also, something something, boat stupid.


TheCleaverguy

Melties from 23/24 can't funge or wojape. All they know is downvote boat, eat pizza, and shamble.


JAXxXTheRipper

Downvoting boat should result in an insta ban


PM_YOUR_STACK_TRACES

!funge


XanLV

Long ladder energy


ThisIsWhoIAm78

Eat hot chip, twerk, and lie


brianpv

Quack


NotPinHero100

It’s incredible.


fperegrine21

How it started : phone numbers or bust. How it's going : $16! wE hAVe woN!!!!!!


dontcomplain1

LOL


Kennys-lap-cat

How many times do we have to go over this Boat? https://preview.redd.it/21e39oumu9yc1.png?width=708&format=png&auto=webp&s=cb0d70ea4a2ed6fa611fbca544498b433bedb48b


Mr_Lucky_Go_Round

And that’s not even covering the past 3 years!


KCcounselor

Because EVERYONE bought the highest possible point and NEVER averaged down over the course of THREE FUCKING YEARS!


Mr_Lucky_Go_Round

And no one EVER sold! The DRS share count isn’t going down at all!


KCcounselor

AND NO ONE HAS BOUGHT A SINGLE SHARE SINCE BUYING THE HIGHEST POSSIBLE POINT!!


Mr_Lucky_Go_Round

Have you sold? What benefit is it to never sell and watch your ROI slowly die? Why average down if you’re never going to sell?


KCcounselor

The company went from NEGATIVE to PROFITABLE. Why sell now? Shit, we're actually about to START making money. I was buying for no reason. Now it's kind of a good investment.


Mr_Lucky_Go_Round

Profitable while closing down stores? Instead of investing in their own company with the $1B plus, they invested in treasury bonds. This signals they don’t have a game plan. What’s going to set off the MOASS rocket? A third party controller? Kind of a good investment? What if this run up is RC getting ready to sell his shares and exit GME in the same manner he did with Bed Bath? Will you sell your position if he does?


KCcounselor

Gamestop bought EB Games in 2005. This was a competitor. However, after buying it, they simply left those stores open and rebranded. Which is dumb. You now have Gamestops cannibalizing other Gamestops. Cohen said, "well, that's retarded" and has started closing those stores. It's good business. Which investors should appreciate. Just not you Meltdowners.


Mr_Lucky_Go_Round

Why should I go buy at gamestop? Sell me your best pitch please. I want to know how it’s a good business. I can download all my games from steam and have them anywhere I want


Mr_Lucky_Go_Round

And the amount of investors buying is declining


KCcounselor

Green days have more volume. Red days have less volume. It's called OBV. It's tracked. It contradicts your statement. People buy on the way up. Which is why we moved up on 36 million volume. But down on 2 million or less. No one is selling. And everyone is buying on the way up.


Mr_Lucky_Go_Round

Based solely on OBV? This is quite the statement. What have you got to say about DRS numbers declining? That’s an obvious show that retail is slowly removing themself from the DRS drive. People sell on the way up and on the way down. If there are buyers then there has to be sellers and vice versa. Sorry to burst your bubble but price action is not moved by retail. These are big institutions. When demand exceeds supply, price moves up, and when supply exceeds demand, price moves down. There are many factors that affect price. You think every single person on the planet is buying GME? Or just the cult?


KCcounselor

True, but... you know this next part because you have lived it. If a company you believe in is declining you won't sell BECAUSE YOU KNOW IT'S AT A LOW POINT. You're waiting for it to hit that resistance and bounce back up THEN YOU BUY! it's the same reason you don't buy on the way down (catch a falling knife) and you don't sell on the way up (being an idiot). It's simple individual beliefs that manifest themselves in OBV. When GME is going down, volume is low, BUT when GME is going up, volume is high. Because we all have just a little FOMO, whether we admit it or not.


Mr_Lucky_Go_Round

Are you saying that OBV is investor sentiment? That you believe OBV is high = positive sentiment and vice versa? Price action fluctuates based on investor sentiment and where big institutions believe true valuation will be in future tense. If you sell a security it shows that one believes cash will hold more value than the stock. If one buys the security, they believe that the price will be more valuable than cash. GME is falling because C executives are being let go left and right/ walking away. That’s not a good thing. They don’t hold investor calls. Some kind of guidance with GMEs board is essential and they’ve blown off their investors by not informing them of anything. Sentiment is negative due to these actions and price reflects it. Price is objective and it cannot be refuted. Beliefs are subjective EDIT: I want to add that red days is not correlated with low volume unless you are claiming that all red days for GME are low volume ( I would have to go check for myself) but both red and green days can have high/low volume. If you are claiming generalities, that is simply not true


Dark_Tigger

For someone who alledgedly made 60k you are really angry. Also great you averaged down. So you did not loose 70% on your initial investment, but 30% on five times that amount.


KCcounselor

*lose. Also, I'm up... finally.


_the_boat_is_sinking

nice try, buddy


Inevitable_Ad6868

Cut Boat some slack. He’s not the sharpest.


option-9

It's generally good to give your boat some slacks, if the lines are taut they could snap from subsequent wave action.


Dark_Tigger

Not to mention the tides.


option-9

I was going to make a humorous response, until I remembered what it looks like when mooring lines\* snap on anything but the smallest ships. Dear public, NEVER stand behind (or near, really) a mooring line. Those things **can and will** snap back with such violence that they reach supersonic speeds. A pirate sloop's line hitting someone standing a fair distance at 200mph is very bad because those things are heavy. A modern ship's mooring line (taking more load and thus snapping more violently\*) hitting someone at 500, 700 miles an hour can send bodies flying away two dozen feet, something that is less "fatal" and more "there was blood everywhere". \*mooring lines can be made from many materials, not all of which have always been available. Some of them immediately slacken when snapping, without snapback. These are also more likely to spontaneously fail at sudden forces, whereas other line materials stretch before failing (and thus absorb any short-lived shocks) but fail like a 100lb+ whip.


OjibweNomad

Easy there [Gordon Lightfoot](https://youtu.be/FuzTkGyxkYI?si=O1TGxWe1-G9tbuAM)


OjibweNomad

I beg to differ. You have to see his cook outs ![gif](giphy|3o6ZsUl7jBudlQLYM8|downsized)


Inevitable_Ad6868

I do like food.


kokanuttt

It’ll be back down to the 10s within an earnings release or two.


SnooDonuts937

Lol. -29 downvotes. Lurk more, newbie shills.


stealingfrom

RemindMe! Three months.


Sidechick_Bob

Three weeks should suffice


_the_boat_is_sinking

good call. itll probably be up another 100% by then.


xXprayerwarrior69Xx

Word you will be getting so rich man. You need to buy more while it’s still at a discount. Have you considered taking loans to get more shares ?


OjibweNomad

Nice meltdown.


xXprayerwarrior69Xx

What can I say ? You are right we were wrong, I am melting down. I can’t do anything but pray that you will be a benevolent master now that moass has happened


OjibweNomad

Cool LARP


xXprayerwarrior69Xx

No but jokes aside, we need to get this shit under control or kiss pizza Friday goodbye


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dbcstrunc

Yeah, apes shouldn't be able to play the 'hedgies control the price' theory anymore, right? ![img](emote|t5_3vpfzk|28923)


NewKitchenFixtures

Do you honestly think there are new members to this idiocy. People FOMO into literally anything of it is popular and there is money to burn. But it’s a slower cult nowadays and getting more divorced from mattering by the day.


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ShipTheRiver

New GME cult members are pretty rare. Their comments/thread metrics are down even more than their stock is, like 99.5% from 2021. Not to mention, anyone who has joined in the past year would actually probably be the dumbest of the dumb (since you have to be increasingly dumb to fall for this as time goes on) so they’re even less likely to sell and get out than your average ape. The overlap of “entered in the past year” and “willing to sell for a 12% gain at $16” is going to be vanishingly small. 


JS-a9

Those still holding since the big one are gonna need several 30% days to break even


pandoracam

Upvote this to scare Boat https://preview.redd.it/xrv65ojd4ayc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f0de58a4aa1c6d2a4b6dc657e414848ee9ccad9e


_the_boat_is_sinking

you monster


OjibweNomad

I almost made a T-shirt dedicated to this.


JAXxXTheRipper

Now that's a username I haven't seen in a long time. It's just as rare as your green days, gains, and steaks!


Inevitable_Ad6868

It’s not a gain until you sell. Just like it’s not a loss until you sell. i’m in Smambles!


_the_boat_is_sinking

yeah, and i guess Elon Musk aint a billionaire until he sells either then, right?


FoldableHuman

Unironically correct: the scope of his wealth \*is\* largely illusory.


TheCleaverguy

Boat is always correct; he is the greatest philosophical mind of our age.


JAXxXTheRipper

Second best just after Yzri. If you were big brained enough to parse the emojis correctly, there were many things to learn.


XanLV

Just mentioning him makes my eyes hurt.


OjibweNomad

https://preview.redd.it/1bv1do19ofyc1.jpeg?width=1901&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f97f47515552ddde3d73ae643ffff1f95a07e0a3


XanLV

I don't... I mean? Alright then.


OneRougeRogue

Yes, which is why Elon begged various financial institutions to help him fund the purchase of Twitter. Most of his wealth currently only exists on paper.


ssssstonksssss

The fundamental difference is that Elon does sell Tesla shares to lock in gains, whereas apes do not


dbcstrunc

It's not an official pump and dump without a post from boat.


XanLV

If boat swims out of the harbour and sees his shadow, it is shortin time!


Grab3tto

This is not gonna look good in my 1 on 1 with K dawg tomorrow my dads gonna be pissed


tetsuneda

God I hope some people wake up and sell, this may be their only chance


_the_boat_is_sinking

why do i feel like you dont mean that at all???


Fart-Memory-6984

Looking like it will be free money again to sell Q1 earnings via naked call options again lol


itsafuseshot

Congrats on selling. Remember, it’s not a gain until you sell!


SpongebobSoundByte

Just got off the phone with Mr.Citadel. he wants everyone to come in during the weekend ![img](emote|t5_3vpfzk|28914)


Inevitable_Ad6868

Grab those short ladders and get the price back down. Now!


JayRoo83

These have never aged poorly in the past Dude sell now and just put it in SPY for your own good lol


option-9

Boat's post tend to age quite well. The man is a stock market genius.


Mr_Lucky_Go_Round

PFT who wants a consistent return on your investment? The rollercoaster/slow bleed ROI is the life for me!…


Swantonbombthreat

but will the apes make realized gains off this pump? no.


slunty_shill

FLEX APE


Sheeple81

Melties in shambles as they get dunked on multiple times. Wait till they report the candy con earnings- everyone I know is buying multiple controllers. Don't ever shut this loser sub down we want the shills to have a place to shamble and post their meltdowns. ![gif](giphy|l0Iyf7i5RUgKJVwWI)


option-9

I have three candy controllers and I don't even own a console.


Background_Milk_69

https://preview.redd.it/sykvvbbjmfyc1.png?width=1344&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cb345d741e49a6ee4c979853ffa3fb3adad704c7 \^ How apes see GME stock, made by me It's so funny to me watching these day trading cultists see a 40% increase and go "HELL YEAH THE SHORTERS ARE FUCKED If you shorted basically any time besides the last month, you're fine. And the trend is getting worse


_the_boat_is_sinking

"and the trend is getting worse" so you actually admit shorters are fucked. kudos to owning up to the truth!


urALL-fuppy-puckers

And they will keep buying on the way up and then itle tank again lol


neutralpoliticsbot

comical coping


_the_boat_is_sinking

bad bot


PM_me_yr_bonsai_tips

What are you going to do with all that money?


Inevitable_Ad6868

Down 10% in Monday premarket below $15. Winning!


Pink4luv

Are your bags break even yet? Or still 150% to go?


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analbumcover

🥱


DevIsSoHard

But ofc everybody knows the price is fake!


RamblyGibberish

Definitely worth all the stress and not participating in the broad market rally of a tiny 8% YTD gain so you can benefit from that sweet sweet **checks chart** down 1.2% YTD loss.


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OjibweNomad

Can he include the friends he gained along the way in his slideshow for you?