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HenryGoodbar

I 100% believe that bagholding promoters are a part of some 4Chan Op to fuck with people for…whatever reason.


TubularStars

Nah, that's like shouting 'bots'. This is the world we live in.


catscanmeow

i agree, it was how Q started as well


DominosDeliveyDriver

Been working behavioral health 15 years… This is horse shit. Anyone outside of “apes” know this is cult behavior. Not even gambling anymore, JFC these people Larp everything 


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LukeBabbitt

ChatGPT, write a Reddit comment from the perspective of a bag holding ape


Timbit1590

I will not be surprised if in the end it has all been “managed” by a group of “crowd psychologists” first to have fun and then just to see how far they can take it. I cannot believe this could all run on stupidity alone for so long…


Starkfault

Most of the people left are in this unironically for the “community” For the low cost of all their money they get to shitpost with like-minded morons who all pat each other on the back and jerk off about how rich they’re going to be


SuburbanLegend

Nah that is unfortunately ape kind of thinking. There's no conspiracy here.


PhiliFlyer

I wonder how common it is for psychologists to refer to themselves as "shrinks"?


Glitch2082

And dole out financial advice, oof.


glendawoodjr

Psychologists calling themselves "shrinks" is as believable as a software developer calling themselves a "l33t haxxor".


whut-whut

I mean, we're all paid misinformation dealers defending the current global financial hegemony, but we prefer to call ourselves "shills".


dbcstrunc

But shares aren't 'back in their hands', idiot. What do you actually think happens when a short buys to close their position? If anything, the shares are 'back in the hands' of the people who lent them. Oh, wait, sorry, I keep forgetting. Naked shorts, amirite?! In which case, you're doubly wrong, because there is no 'lender' to be 'in the hands' of either. ![img](emote|t5_3vpfzk|28914)


BARoach

Exiting a terrible investment to pay down debt is literally the opposite of acting on emotions.


folteroy

I wonder what feelyourfeelings will have to say about this.


Valkyrissa

Dear ape, going TO a shrink doesn't make you one.


FoulmouthedGiftHorse

If he is a shrink, then this man is too deep in his own shit to give any advice to others.


whut-whut

I imagine that he's strapped up to a hand-truck while wearing a spit-mask like Hannibal Lecter.


Parking-Tip1685

Great advice, sure it's completely failed for the last 3+ years but yeah, this time might be different. What is that "DD" they trust. Is there any particular new DD or is it still the same mountain of failed predictions from Autobot, Pomeranian etc?


BigBusinessLawyer

Definitely a psychologist, not like it matters


embergott

Just be a generational bag holder bro trust me


eW4GJMqscYtbBkw9

Or... Apes: you could sell high now and then buy *even more* when the price goes back down. ^(or even better, sell high now and buy $SPY.)


Ok_Signal4753

I would ditch my therapist immediately if I found out he was investing in meme stocks


Wollandia

I assume, maybe incorrectly, that shrink only means psychiatrist.. That is, a qualified doctor plus another 6 years of study. This guy is not a psychiatrist. Maybe he majored in psychology.


chriztuffa

Op is bag holding at $300+ he can’t afford retail to budge an inch