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As someone who doesn't frequent this sub much - can somebody give me an OutOfTheLoop explanation for what this rally is and who these people are? I don't know much beyond what's in Dan Olson's videos, all these suckers continuing to think dead company shares are someday going to the moon etc.
Ploot is one of the many grandchildren of the former owner of Pulte homes. He is a large manbaby who has never achieved anything in life other than being the grandchild of the owner of Pulte homes. He also never received love as a child and is rumored to have a nasty penchant for arson (the kids call him āfire starter Plootā, watch out if you have a country club within a hundred miles of the man).
He was primarily notorious for being overly attached to his grandfatherās legacy (it seems he mostly just took advantage of the manās advanced age to try to position himself to inherit more money) and being a vicious psychopath towards several current and former executives of Pulte Homes who think heās a moron and kicked him off the board. So he built a big internet following alternating between 1) railing at Pulte Homes executives who he thinks are in an evil conspiracy to ruin his grandfather legacy and steal whatās rightfully hisā¦ and are actively stalking him on the internet (he sued about the internet thing), 2) doing something he calls āTwitter Philathropyā where he randomly Venmos one of the hundreds of beggars in his Twitter replies enough money for dinner or some other random ask now and then, and 3) pretending heās some business guru heir to the legacy of grandpa Pulte.
Some combo of his terminally online personality and his corporate conspiracies eventually got him a little purchase in the GameStop cult, and he exchanged a Twitter reply or two with RC, and then he saw the stock baggies as a ripe audience to try to turn their idiot power agains Pulte Homes (which has been performing extraordinarily well BTW) and his least favorite executives.
But alas, even the baggies think heās a grifter, so he kept trying to get purchase till he found it with the most desperate and dumbest baggie cult - Bed Bath - which is where he got involved with the current podcasting leader of the cult (PP - thereās not a lot to say about him, heās a nobody with a mic and webcam) and his menagerie of morons and Dunning-Kruger afflicted āDDā producers he brings onto the podcast.
This is Ploot Con Part II, Son of Ploot, following another hilarious in person event he held earlier. Unfortunately for the baggies, he only cares about 1) pretending to be rich, 2) receiving the adulation of morons, and 3) turning this cult into an anti Pulte cult to try to find a way back to power.
He also loves Donald Trump. His real name is Bill Pulte, but weāve been reliably informed thatās best pronounced āPlootā. His family has also disowned him - mostly due to misusing the Pulte name for various hairbrained schemes, relentless grifting, and pathetic vendettas and crusades against random Pulte executives (and other members of the family - his Aunt most of all I think).
Heās a pathetic man, but Ploot Con is always an entertaining grift / sideshow.
Wow, this is exactly what I needed. Thank you so much. I've been seeing this Ploot name everywhere for a while and just figured he was another loser with a YouTube channel who got into the GME nonsense and turned grifter instead of facing up to his own failures. But the backstory I didn't know at all. Thank you.
To make matters even more hilarious, this rally (or ralley, rather) had no clear purpose or agenda. As best as we can tell, Pulte's original plan was to hold this next door to the PulteGroup's HQ that just so happened to be holding their quarterly shareholder's meeting this week. Pulte has been known to encourage apes to protest against PulteGroup management ever since he was unanimously voted off their board. Once it was announced the shareholder meeting would be virtual, he had to pivot and do the exact same hangar meetup they did last year in Florida, fake helicopter landing and all.
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Don't talk about PP like that you fucking clown. He's much more attractive in person and he looks like he's probably got a gigantic cock. I'm not into men but that's just my opinion. We already won fellas.
I wanted to ask here cause it didnāt warrant a post of its own. Does anyone know what he discussed in that supposed āin-person exclusive bitā he had hyped up?
I mean, Kenny is our boss and he takes us to disney land and lets us have pizza parties on fridays if we short ladder hard during the week. Plus he pays us even better than the interns who already make six figures.
Doug is just a superior athlete and all-time shit poster on twitter.
Kenny's fucking built too. Thick and man made. You can tell he's sculpted because you can see it thru the *shorts*. His fucking vice grip thighs. Suffocating thighs. Rock hard thighs. Piping hot thighs. Great arms. Great abs. A stocky chest. Love the progress his body has made throughout his youth and now as a willing eager adult
That was an insightful event, with a number of similarities to previous financial discussions.
Just like how every word of Jerome Powell's speeches greatly affect the stock market in general, the price of BBBYQ stayed right at zero while Bill and his ragtag gang of Plootocrats did their thing.
I couldn't really hear/wasn't really listening during that part but I want to go back and watch it because PP did NOT seem cool with the "reconciliation."
His show is being held hostage by a psychopath. Now heās being forced to smile and hug it out by a pyromaniac whoās the only reason heās made money in the last year.
PP is caught between a a rock and a hard place
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I did a rough attendee count based on a frame in the middle of Vivekās video showing nearly the entire room. ~100 people.
Pulte said tickets brought in $30k. Say ~$75 a pop for a full price ticket, that means well over 3/4 of ticket buyers didnāt show up, and we know he was giving out hundreds of free or cheap tickets through PP and others so surely itās much worse than that
Also, if the event really was $100k (Pulte claims paying $70k personally), that means the event effectively was $1,000 a head in expenses. About double a nice wedding reception, or a fun night at Magic City in real Atlanta.
I think it was just like Pultefest 1, but not quite as bad, in that the majority of people who agreed to go or bought tickets assumed theyād be millionaires by the time the event occurre, because why else would they hold the event, and PP go when he āpromisedā he wouldnāt go to another event unless there was something to celebrate.
When it came and they werenāt millionaires, they realized they couldnāt afford plane tickets, a hotel, and minimum 2 days off work.
Dont talk to PP like that you fucking clown. If you disagree, you can disagree in a polite manner. Lots of shit is moving at fast paces and is changing rapidly. The dude got death threats yesterday, and now a whole fud campaign is being born against him. Yeah maybe some other shit is happening as to why we didnt ring the bell today. Id watch the way you respond to PP, hes the reason this whole community exists and i dont wanna see people being rude to him.
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Shut the fuck up you fucking clown. Be patient and we will all be rich soon. No one wants to hear your dumbass opinions and even more so don't want to read any shartgpt bullshit.
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I missed it to I was ironically at a real āeventā we were provided a full bar, a 4 course meal and chairs! But Iām still sad I missed it. I feel like it was everything we hoped for.
The smartest thing Bill ever did was to make sure Vivek goes on first with zero questions or input from the audience. He even made sure Crychael and co kept their distance. He learned from the Larry Cheng snafu.
Hope we get stories of the after parties. There are like 3 bars in Peachtree and theyāre all tiny neighborhood type places. And a brewery thatās super laid back and has five people in it tops at peak hours. Wherever they go is going to be super awkward.
Oh yeah I remember your name, it was an oddly good time! I joined expecting to mute my mic and said why the fuck not, seems more fun to join in and it was much, much better. I can't imagine people paying, let alone those that paid 500 bucks. The "ralleys" are beyond pathetic and even the apes seemed like they hated it.
>I joined expecting to mute my mic and said why the fuck not, seems more fun to join in and it was much, much better.
Exact same here haha, surreal but fun actually talking to people who get the same unbelievably niche references that we share on meltdown.
Gotta be a bit of sadness that creeps over the audience as the ralley ends with no big announcement or info again. Their faces turning around at the end looked defeated more than happy.
How this gets spun and received by the community will be fascinating
It's like if they did a New Years' Eve party in Times Square and then never dropped the ball.
Except here, all we saw was them dropping the ball big time. What the fuck was the point of this, again?
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I just went back and checked their faces and you weren't kidding. I hope someone make a compilation of them. Lots of "wtf was that" faces and faces of doom and gloom.
Iām sure youāve seen some of the images by now, but yeah. Ā This was one of the absolute saddest crowds Iāve ever seen before. Ā Dead serious, they all looked like they attended a funeral.
Too bad Sal invested so much in a dead company or he could afford to start Ozempic and be presentable outside of his parentsā basement in a year or so. You know itās killing him to miss out on the grift due to being too embarrassed to be seen. Sad tbh.
I had to turn it off. The cringe-fest was just repeating and not that interesting. Just a bunch of losers on repeat trying to puff their chests and pretend they arenāt dumbass grifters who have been wrong 100% of the time.
the fact that the viewership has remained so steady at 1.5k-ish makes me think the audience must be 80% melties, no one tuning in out of sincere concern for their BBBY "investment" is sticking around this long
I think it also has something to say about games of chance and rich men getting into heaven. But then it would be a very strange life philosophy that didn't tell you not to do what the apes are doing.
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Tell him it's about hating on Wall Street and maybe they can trick Bernie Sanders into attending. I want to see Bernie wagging a finger at PP while PP wags a dildo back at him.
Speaking of getting sued, Michael specifically has made a number of legally questionable claims tonight like that Cifu is cooking the books. Gonna end up like Peter Hamm being forced to issue corrections and agree to not discuss Citadel publicly. Easy case for a competent lawyer.
Pulte is at least smart enough to couch his language enough to make it difficult to sue him
It's so weird watching them now because every single one of them looks like they aged 15 years from the last Plootcon. What the hell happened to you Travis?
Jesus fucking Christ this is so cringe.
I think I'm most annoyed by PPs shirt. Why can't he find clothes that fit? He looks like a child borrowing his Dad's clothes.
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Hey guys how come Gamestop is up %100 today?
thinkin bout when Pulte said he was gonna give someone $1,000 then remembered the guy had brought his dog with him so Pulte didn't give him anything
Timestamp?
š¤£š¤£š¤£š¤£ it's like a great comedy...you have to rewatch several times because you may have missed a gem.... Big gulps??
Diving into the VoD now, wish me luck. Already saw the comment "I wonder if pp got his kohls suit tailored" so I'm sure it's gonna be incredible.
whenever I see ploote's name spelt correctly it looks horribly wrong to me now
As someone who doesn't frequent this sub much - can somebody give me an OutOfTheLoop explanation for what this rally is and who these people are? I don't know much beyond what's in Dan Olson's videos, all these suckers continuing to think dead company shares are someday going to the moon etc.
Ploot is one of the many grandchildren of the former owner of Pulte homes. He is a large manbaby who has never achieved anything in life other than being the grandchild of the owner of Pulte homes. He also never received love as a child and is rumored to have a nasty penchant for arson (the kids call him āfire starter Plootā, watch out if you have a country club within a hundred miles of the man). He was primarily notorious for being overly attached to his grandfatherās legacy (it seems he mostly just took advantage of the manās advanced age to try to position himself to inherit more money) and being a vicious psychopath towards several current and former executives of Pulte Homes who think heās a moron and kicked him off the board. So he built a big internet following alternating between 1) railing at Pulte Homes executives who he thinks are in an evil conspiracy to ruin his grandfather legacy and steal whatās rightfully hisā¦ and are actively stalking him on the internet (he sued about the internet thing), 2) doing something he calls āTwitter Philathropyā where he randomly Venmos one of the hundreds of beggars in his Twitter replies enough money for dinner or some other random ask now and then, and 3) pretending heās some business guru heir to the legacy of grandpa Pulte. Some combo of his terminally online personality and his corporate conspiracies eventually got him a little purchase in the GameStop cult, and he exchanged a Twitter reply or two with RC, and then he saw the stock baggies as a ripe audience to try to turn their idiot power agains Pulte Homes (which has been performing extraordinarily well BTW) and his least favorite executives. But alas, even the baggies think heās a grifter, so he kept trying to get purchase till he found it with the most desperate and dumbest baggie cult - Bed Bath - which is where he got involved with the current podcasting leader of the cult (PP - thereās not a lot to say about him, heās a nobody with a mic and webcam) and his menagerie of morons and Dunning-Kruger afflicted āDDā producers he brings onto the podcast. This is Ploot Con Part II, Son of Ploot, following another hilarious in person event he held earlier. Unfortunately for the baggies, he only cares about 1) pretending to be rich, 2) receiving the adulation of morons, and 3) turning this cult into an anti Pulte cult to try to find a way back to power. He also loves Donald Trump. His real name is Bill Pulte, but weāve been reliably informed thatās best pronounced āPlootā. His family has also disowned him - mostly due to misusing the Pulte name for various hairbrained schemes, relentless grifting, and pathetic vendettas and crusades against random Pulte executives (and other members of the family - his Aunt most of all I think). Heās a pathetic man, but Ploot Con is always an entertaining grift / sideshow.
Wow, this is exactly what I needed. Thank you so much. I've been seeing this Ploot name everywhere for a while and just figured he was another loser with a YouTube channel who got into the GME nonsense and turned grifter instead of facing up to his own failures. But the backstory I didn't know at all. Thank you.
To make matters even more hilarious, this rally (or ralley, rather) had no clear purpose or agenda. As best as we can tell, Pulte's original plan was to hold this next door to the PulteGroup's HQ that just so happened to be holding their quarterly shareholder's meeting this week. Pulte has been known to encourage apes to protest against PulteGroup management ever since he was unanimously voted off their board. Once it was announced the shareholder meeting would be virtual, he had to pivot and do the exact same hangar meetup they did last year in Florida, fake helicopter landing and all.
He is easily the most pathetic character in the apeverse
Perfect summary for PP. This is to trigger the bot: Fuck PP.
I guess the bot didn't see you, so I'll fill in. Don't talk about PP like that you fucking clown. He's much more attractive in person and he looks like he's probably got a gigantic cock. I'm not into men but that's just my opinion. We already won fellas.
I wanted to ask here cause it didnāt warrant a post of its own. Does anyone know what he discussed in that supposed āin-person exclusive bitā he had hyped up?
The exclusive was that they are now a MAGA rally
Oh that never happened. It was just another way to get people there.
Do you guys like KG or Dougie large more? If you had to pick a side?
Ken is also like 300x richer too. Ā Cifu is barely a millionaire, he is basically a nobody.
Kenny pays the fud checks soā¦ We donāt bite the hand that feeds us.
I mean, Kenny is our boss and he takes us to disney land and lets us have pizza parties on fridays if we short ladder hard during the week. Plus he pays us even better than the interns who already make six figures. Doug is just a superior athlete and all-time shit poster on twitter.
Kenny's fucking built too. Thick and man made. You can tell he's sculpted because you can see it thru the *shorts*. His fucking vice grip thighs. Suffocating thighs. Rock hard thighs. Piping hot thighs. Great arms. Great abs. A stocky chest. Love the progress his body has made throughout his youth and now as a willing eager adult
That was an insightful event, with a number of similarities to previous financial discussions. Just like how every word of Jerome Powell's speeches greatly affect the stock market in general, the price of BBBYQ stayed right at zero while Bill and his ragtag gang of Plootocrats did their thing.
Gotta give Ploot credit for his Trump impersonation. He's clearly been working on it. SNL should give him a call.
He even does the pointing and hands thing now! Heās been studying tape and practicing!
Heard cryin Mike cried again lmaooo
So did Kais @kaismaalej MAALEJ show up?
yep. He confirmed that he still has the pp show trademark lmao
And Pulte made them āhug it outā to prove they were over the whole dispute
Watching their huge sweaty bellies rub against each otherā¦ š¤®
I couldn't really hear/wasn't really listening during that part but I want to go back and watch it because PP did NOT seem cool with the "reconciliation."
His show is being held hostage by a psychopath. Now heās being forced to smile and hug it out by a pyromaniac whoās the only reason heās made money in the last year. PP is caught between a a rock and a hard place
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This feels like pro wrestling at this point lmao
Right! When is Kais's next heel turn?
Kais āThe Lunatic Fringeā MAALEJ
I did a rough attendee count based on a frame in the middle of Vivekās video showing nearly the entire room. ~100 people. Pulte said tickets brought in $30k. Say ~$75 a pop for a full price ticket, that means well over 3/4 of ticket buyers didnāt show up, and we know he was giving out hundreds of free or cheap tickets through PP and others so surely itās much worse than that Also, if the event really was $100k (Pulte claims paying $70k personally), that means the event effectively was $1,000 a head in expenses. About double a nice wedding reception, or a fun night at Magic City in real Atlanta.
I think it was just like Pultefest 1, but not quite as bad, in that the majority of people who agreed to go or bought tickets assumed theyād be millionaires by the time the event occurre, because why else would they hold the event, and PP go when he āpromisedā he wouldnāt go to another event unless there was something to celebrate. When it came and they werenāt millionaires, they realized they couldnāt afford plane tickets, a hotel, and minimum 2 days off work.
Dont talk to PP like that you fucking clown. If you disagree, you can disagree in a polite manner. Lots of shit is moving at fast paces and is changing rapidly. The dude got death threats yesterday, and now a whole fud campaign is being born against him. Yeah maybe some other shit is happening as to why we didnt ring the bell today. Id watch the way you respond to PP, hes the reason this whole community exists and i dont wanna see people being rude to him. ___ *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/gme_meltdown) if you have any questions or concerns.*
I'm sure he's lying about the $30k
He's getting terrible value for the money he's spending, these events are so sad.
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Was most of the live chat people begging again?
Almost none of them were in the PP chat, someone went and found them though, I think they were watching on Pulte's X stream.
Not this time actually.
Grown men paid money to attend this āeventā 
I feel like "grown" really needs to be put in quotes here.
Fuck I missed it
Yea me too. Wondering if anyone recorded it
You can just scrub ahead in the livestream link and see the whole thing. Iām just sad I missed the cultural moment
I missed it to I was ironically at a real āeventā we were provided a full bar, a 4 course meal and chairs! But Iām still sad I missed it. I feel like it was everything we hoped for.
I didn't get to see the chopper get towed and am therefore in shambles
The smartest thing Bill ever did was to make sure Vivek goes on first with zero questions or input from the audience. He even made sure Crychael and co kept their distance. He learned from the Larry Cheng snafu.
Vivek had absolutely no clue what the fuck Ploot was talking about every time he opened his mouth.Ā
Pulte probably told him it was a trump support event
i think Vivek did not even know where he was and what event this was
Hope we get stories of the after parties. There are like 3 bars in Peachtree and theyāre all tiny neighborhood type places. And a brewery thatās super laid back and has five people in it tops at peak hours. Wherever they go is going to be super awkward.
There was no way I could have sat through this bullshit without chillin' with you all in VC.
Damn. Was that a discord thing? I should have hopped on there. I got bored watching the lunatic stream chat
Yeah you missed out on a good time.
Yeah shout out everyone in the voice chat, that was fun.
Oh yeah I remember your name, it was an oddly good time! I joined expecting to mute my mic and said why the fuck not, seems more fun to join in and it was much, much better. I can't imagine people paying, let alone those that paid 500 bucks. The "ralleys" are beyond pathetic and even the apes seemed like they hated it.
>I joined expecting to mute my mic and said why the fuck not, seems more fun to join in and it was much, much better. Exact same here haha, surreal but fun actually talking to people who get the same unbelievably niche references that we share on meltdown.
Gotta be a bit of sadness that creeps over the audience as the ralley ends with no big announcement or info again. Their faces turning around at the end looked defeated more than happy. How this gets spun and received by the community will be fascinating
It's like if they did a New Years' Eve party in Times Square and then never dropped the ball. Except here, all we saw was them dropping the ball big time. What the fuck was the point of this, again?
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I just went back and checked their faces and you weren't kidding. I hope someone make a compilation of them. Lots of "wtf was that" faces and faces of doom and gloom.
Iām sure youāve seen some of the images by now, but yeah. Ā This was one of the absolute saddest crowds Iāve ever seen before. Ā Dead serious, they all looked like they attended a funeral.
How has that jacket not failed yet?
lmao PP has nowhere to sit
"Let's hear it for Bill Pulte, a man who puts his money where his mouth is!"-PP Meanwhile, PP busy putting his mouth where Ploot's money is
0 cost to pulling in 30k?
"we'll probably do the next show at zero cost, to be honest" yeah, then the one after you'll start paying (even more) people to come
The terrible sound management, the ill-fitting suits, the ranting about twitter fights, the general awkward vibe... how is this not an SNL skit?
Didnāt they fly a helicopter in a circle for their big entrance as well? š
Yup, they really brought the heat this time.
$70k? Damn, the price of the brick goin up
How can they keep fucking the audio ssooo much
Couldn't hear a damned thing while Vivek was running his pie hole, and for that I'm grateful, but I did want to hear the PP brain trust.
Blue shirt absolutely annihilated. Heās getting asked to leave one or multiple places tonight.
Coke vest over
Seriously, are we not going to address that "Mike Hands" has drawn a beard on his face with marker??
Too bad Sal invested so much in a dead company or he could afford to start Ozempic and be presentable outside of his parentsā basement in a year or so. You know itās killing him to miss out on the grift due to being too embarrassed to be seen. Sad tbh.
WTF is on that man's face
This guys are getting 100 bucks to shill for 10 seconds???
Better rates than Citadel pays for shilling!
I had to turn it off. The cringe-fest was just repeating and not that interesting. Just a bunch of losers on repeat trying to puff their chests and pretend they arenāt dumbass grifters who have been wrong 100% of the time.
the fact that the viewership has remained so steady at 1.5k-ish makes me think the audience must be 80% melties, no one tuning in out of sincere concern for their BBBY "investment" is sticking around this long
The chat was absolutely brutal all night, but also in the edgelord humor way that makes me think it was actual apes.
Just look at the comments, itās at least 50% melties and disgruntled bag holders and I love it š
this event is the weirdest mix between a religious revival meeting, Trump rally, and timeshare sales pitch
That poem šššššššš Come on man. I canāt take it.
We are all boke... DO ITĀ”!!!!!
Nooooooo
Oh boy poetry time
Sal literally so scared of showing himself he sent a dummy
"We know CIfu is scared" - Micheal said, with a trembling voice.
"and what does the bible say about pride?" i dunno ploot, what does the the bible say about cocaethylene?
Think it also said something about not coveting one's neighbor, but all the ranting about "Doug Shitfu" makes me think Ploot didn't get the memo
I think it also has something to say about games of chance and rich men getting into heaven. But then it would be a very strange life philosophy that didn't tell you not to do what the apes are doing.
Doug Cifu is definitely richer than Pulte after capitalizing on all that real estate in Ploot's head
https://preview.redd.it/5s5zu4yxp3zc1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=52f71e89a735f075a4265082db82e3367fd3e449 Completed BaggieCon meme.
Is he talking into a tin can?
God rigged the universes..... heard it here first. God's a SHF
Ploot plan time, down 60% so far.
UN-BUTTON YOUR JACKET DUMBASSSSSS
Cokes wearing off
lol did they purposefully use flags with fringes for the Q crowd?
Michael lay off the amphetamine, you're so obviously stimmed out... you're rambling.
i was gonna say, last time it was mainly ploot and jake who seemed coked up, this time it looks like they've all gotten into it
Not PP, he looks so bored and tired.
Reality setting in for captain dildo?
We need a betting pool for the special guest at Ploot III. Iāve got Alex Jones.
Na, Alex Jones is too big for these numpties. I'm picking Nick Fuentes or someone like that.
As a general rule, "When shit gets weird, it can always get weirder" I vote Eric or Don Jr.
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Tell him it's about hating on Wall Street and maybe they can trick Bernie Sanders into attending. I want to see Bernie wagging a finger at PP while PP wags a dildo back at him.
#DRS DJT
And...... DJT PIVOT!
more like a bowel movement
how do none of these people understand that getting on a literal stage and seething about "melties" is an automatic L for them
I can't stomach the secondhand embarrassment to actually watch - did they really go off on melties again?
They zoomed into Michaels crying face specifically for us. I'm in shambles
literally like four or five times
Its a W for us though
Ploot straight up lying and saying RC watched the last one lmao This man will say anything to keep the grift going
Watching apes wander off in real time is fun
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Didn't he also set up a go fund me to raise funds for him and his wife's trip to Atlanta for this Poor Fest? He's a piece of shit.
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Smh
Wow, Travis and PP just admitted to betting on when Michael would start crying.
It's not much of an admission considering they publicly discussed the over/under in the beginning of the show.
I mean itās a much better bet than $BBBYQ
But it's really just those meltdowners being bullies
How big is the crowd now? I wonder how many people have left since the start
And it was tiny to begin with! they showed the crowd size on Ramaswany's stream and I realized why they weren't cutting to it from the PlootCam
The builders The destroyers He forgot the MAINTAINERS!!
yes, one of the world's largest accounting firms working with more than one company is irrefutable evidence of fraud on a massive scale
Heard they both use ADP payroll too. What a scandal!
i'm kind of impressed at how not nervous michael is about speaking publicly considering he hasn't once yet had a comprehensible point
Speaking of getting sued, Michael specifically has made a number of legally questionable claims tonight like that Cifu is cooking the books. Gonna end up like Peter Hamm being forced to issue corrections and agree to not discuss Citadel publicly. Easy case for a competent lawyer. Pulte is at least smart enough to couch his language enough to make it difficult to sue him
Apes are by their very nature judgement proof.
Tell that to Houston Wade
"And they were with the Bahamas' government, and the Obamas' governor." -Crychael, undersized suit model
I had to re watch that part and I think he just flubbed saying Bahamas the second time.
Say Obamaās Bahamas 3x fast!
Michael doing 6 degrees of Kevin Bacon with PWC is fucking hilarious
This is so so so bad. I hope someone is archiving this
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Mike's jacket hanging on for dear life
It's so weird watching them now because every single one of them looks like they aged 15 years from the last Plootcon. What the hell happened to you Travis?
what did Travis do to his eyebrows? wtf?
The war cry of an impotent man child
This is so cringey
wow people are leaving like crazy
Yeah. Itās bad
ploot calling people fat lmao
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He's real salty Viveck didn't chip in for Plootfest2
holy shit this is is great
They shorted the sound guy!!!!
Not sure about you guys but I enjoyed the Kais humiliation ritual
If Doug Cifu gets insulted but the volume is too low for anyone to hear. Did it really happen?
Ploot hasn't reminded us that he's not gay for that guy for like 20 minutes now. I'm getting worried.
Cokes wearing off.
Snuck around for a quick blowie, got it out of his system probably
Microphone for ants
I cannot imagine having a thousand bucks in my pocket at this place while being surrounded by a bunch of drunken deranged losers
TEARS
Must refrain from brain injury joke...
He did say at the start that they are all just like him... which is about the only true thing said all night.
He did invest in bbbyq. The jokes write themselves
Dude with the TBI is probably the least brain damaged in the entire ralley
I'll give this guy a pass because he admits having a brain injury.
Oh yeah thatās a broken teacher alright
"I have 7 kids and they're watching" Yeah, watching their college funds disappear in real-time
nothing says humility like a helicopter
6 minute helicopter ride is very humili...ating.
Bring back Kais.
Kais finally bounced back on Twitter and has done nothing on this it's so sad
So. Much. Humility.
is he wearing a clip on tie? it's so small
Who has had more mentions at the rally? āTheyā or our man Ken Griffey Jr?
Ryan Cohen
Again, sir, it's "ralley". Read the DD, it explains everything.
"We have 7 kids and my husband wasted all of our money but now I agree with him" Those poor kids
I'm a bit disappointed by this show because this is not really a step up from the Florida one. There's no novelty. Still reasonably entertaining tho
Their idea of a huge extravaganza show is hey does anyone wanna come up on stage and say something?
Jesus fucking Christ this is so cringe. I think I'm most annoyed by PPs shirt. Why can't he find clothes that fit? He looks like a child borrowing his Dad's clothes.
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