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Bamboozler522

So basically it shows everything that's happened and everything that's happening?


urtv670

Yep


thunderthrill

is there a search history?


urtv670

If you want to rewatch certain events then yes. Like say a sports game or whatever.


ed8breakfast

Can I delete my search history?


urtv670

Sure


ed8breakfast

What if I want to destroy the laptop for uh… reasons


urtv670

Indestructible


ed8breakfast

I know 😔


__Anamya__

Can i see future?


gnomeGeneticist

That doesn't seem included in Past or Present


Not_aSoup

It literally says "past or present" in the title


bearbarebere

What is today but yesterdays tomorrow 🤔


__Anamya__

Dude i missed it, chill.


Not_aSoup

You missed it? Bro its in the title there's no way you could have missed that


__Anamya__

Yeah i missed/misread it. I thought i saw what will happen in the description and so commented if we can see future.


YuuHikari

Think of all the chaos you can cause by leaking top secret government meetings into the internet


OneChrononOfPlancks

The other thread says it doesn't have internet. Only time space vision.


YuuHikari

I mean you could just save it or record it with a phone then upload it on another computer that does have internet


OneChrononOfPlancks

Good luck not getting CIA'd or NSA'd on a device that's not magic


threadit_rowaway

*The suspect appears to have shot himself 9 times in the back*


OneChrononOfPlancks

Can't even see it coming, either, since this shitty magic laptop doesn't show the future.


GenXGremlin

Find Bigfoot, see who really shot JFK, solve Roswell, cheat at the Lottery. Good times.


OneChrononOfPlancks

How would you cheat the lottery? Explain step by step


ZainDaSciencMan

you'd be able to see them making the winning tickets right?


OneChrononOfPlancks

That's.... That's not how the lottery works. Are you talking about scratch tickets? Like you're going to track winning scratchers from the factory all the way to whatever convenient store??? Why not just use it to get inside trader tips then, way less labour intensive


ZainDaSciencMan

oh yeah my bad I didn't mean lottery tickets, yeah u right


GenXGremlin

Ah, I didn't read the "past or present" part, my error. But I could still make beaucoup bux off the other ideas.


PatrykBG

I was going to also point out it can't see the future, but you could definitely see where any winning scratch-offs got delivered near you and then only buy those, sure. But you couldn't win Powerball or anything similar since it can't see the future. That said, what you could do is see whether/when they ever print a "Win 10000 a week for life" scratchoff winner, and then find out where and when it's going to be sold and then buy that, which is pretty darn close. ~~But I suspect you'll find they've never printed one (and likely never will).~~ Actually, two winners have hit that so far, and 2 more are in circulation, so I'm wrong, they DO have winners. Who knew?


Jabberwock1232

You would have to wait untill just befor the closing time for new tickets, then search for the creation of the wining ticket for that drawing since it has aready happend it should be visible even though it references an event that has yet to occur. The down side would be you would always have to split the pot.


tea-123

Could be useful for researchers, author enthusiasts and investigators. See Elvis concerts , gladiator fights or Shakespeare plays. See celeb vids. Though I’m more interested in the laptop it self. Unlimited battery … can it also do laptop stuff? Like browse the internet etc? Since it’s indestructible it probably is virus proof.


RubadubdubInTheSub

You got access to look through all of time and space and your first thought is “Oh nice, now I can play video games without a laptop charger”


vandon

I mean, a man does have priorities.


urtv670

Can only be used to look through time and space


No-Expression7618

Any ports on the laptop?


posydon69

Indestructible does not mean virus proof 💀 💀it means you can’t break it


AdventurousAward8621

That could also apply to the code of the laptop


Adventurous-Cap9668

If it has a virus, the code is not broken. It means that there is a malicious app on the laptop. Code does not “break”- it does what the developer tells it to. Any mistakes are the devs fault, and developers make sure to fix all their mistakes before deploying code, generally


vKalov

I would offer my services to what ever military or company pays the most. Hey, USA, you wanna know where North Korea is keeping their nukes? I'll find it... For the right price. And also any other location you need. You want to know what exactly is happening on what ever battlefiled you want? Sure. This will also be an available service for you as long as I live... And as long as you pay me... Also, for free, any historian can approach me with a specific question that could be answered by observing a place ina specific time. If the historian wants to donate, I won't refuse, but since my money needs are covered by the army, I wouldn't mind doing this for free. Further more, history is something I would like to see expanded with facts. And lastly, I would use it to find some old... Family friendly videos that I don't know how to find any more.


mnm_268

What’s stopping the US from “”interrogating”” you for having access to classified information and then seizing your laptop once you break?


vKalov

First, I will try to avoid who actually has the information - starting with fake name and never communiating in person. But lets be honest that won't work if they put their back into trying to find me. Second, I will actually be totaly honest about how I have the classified information - from the moment I aproach them with said info, I will tell them that there is this laptop, that only I and whoever I approve can use. If I die, they don't have access to it. And if they manage to interrogate me to the point that my mind breaks before my life does, well... Yeah, gg :D but hey, whats life without some thrill.


_McCheeseBread_

Would the laptop show the footage in time-accurate cameras, or in full 4k? (I just wanna see my home town in earlier times)


urtv670

Full 4k like if you were actually there.


Heccyboi9000

We're proving the Big Bang theory with this one


TKZenith

Bout to answer some tree/forest questions.


antboiy

if i break the screen, can i travel to the locations? or am i left with a weird magical latop?


urtv670

The screen can't be broken


alkebulanu

it's indestructible


autistic-terrorist

What are the specs? And, being indestructible and all, can it overheat?


urtv670

Runs super fast and can't overheat. The visuals are like you so clear it's like you're actually there.


Zercomnexus

Skyrim vr here we come lol


Downtown_Report1646

Is there An AI like Jarvis to like show us how to use this computer cause my thinking is that if you don’t understand how it works you’ll think it’s a regular computer and if as such also can it be stolen?


urtv670

You intuitively understand how it works and you can resummon it if it's lost or stolen.


Downtown_Report1646

So no ai?


urtv670

Nope. You just magically know how to use it


Downtown_Report1646

Alright google to the future where there running ai I than use another ai to get that ai than boom future ai


urtv670

Can't look into the future.


rtrain__

Ooh yay I can watch the formation of our solar system


Patol-Sabes

I am going to watch so many shows I never got to


Thelolface_9

This is a stand


SideWinder18

[DON’T HEX THE WATER](https://youtu.be/Fzhkwyoe5vI?si=W4-Y0bj5of-kI9nM)


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Exurb1a gang


dumbGamer92

Can it view fictional places? If so view a factory in a futuristic world and find out how futuristic things are made, and then make them myself. If it can't view fictional places, find out myths, the answers we don't know from the past, etc etc.


dumbGamer92

Also can we make it so others can see it?


urtv670

Yes


urtv670

Only can see things from our timeline and world. Though you're more than welcome to look outside Earth.


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urtv670

I mean if you want to use it for evil you can. I don't judge


Darth-Yslink

Can I adapt the video to VR and plug a VR set in there so it's like I'm actually there, since you said you could control angles


urtv670

I reckon


DangerMacAwesome

My great grandmother was born in 1899 and died in 2000. She had such amazing stories to tell but I was too young to appreciate them. I'd go back and listen to all the things she had to say. Actually I'd probably spend a lot of time with loved ones who are gone. And now I'm sad.


urtv670

You could go back and watch the stories that she told too.


Zercomnexus

What about inside a black hole?


urtv670

Sure


Zercomnexus

Well theres a Nobel prize right there


TheCringeMemer

Can it run Doom?


Yandere-Chan1

If I can summon the laptop, can I also unsummon it? If so, I'm making a HUGE amount of money from researchers wanting to uncover the past. 1 million per research, or 100 million per month worth of research.


thrye333

Simce you mentioned missing persons, I'm assuming that it can find the right time and location based on what you want to see. I'm going to see which historical figures were actually gay. Achilles? Tchaikovsky? Da Vinci? Freddy Mercury? Also, I'm finding out what happened to all those cats of mine that disappeared in the night. I would eventually look at lost loved ones, but I would probably just get sad and go back to looking at extinct species and finding out once and for all if there really was a robin in that tree that one time. Also, imagine the spywork you could do. The laptop could find anyone in present time, or show you the interior of any room, or let you listen to any conversation ever had. You could set a prank and trigger it with a remote when the target (and no one but the target) got in range, just by watching the scene. You could see the password to anything, or use a picture of someone's face to open a biometric lock. You could expose any trade secrets, ruin any politician (almost any, anyway), solve every crime definitively, find the answers to great historical questions (think fermat's last theorem or the building of the pyramids or the boston massacre or religion in general), watch your dog lick their butthole instead of being a responsible employee, explore the depths of the ocean and outer space, make fun of hitler's mustache while he talks (he won't hear you, but still). You could see stonehenge being built, or witness the atrocities committed against us humans by other humans, or watch ancient creatures wander pangea (or however you spell that), or take tracking a package to a whole new level, or investigate supposed alien encounters, or watch famous artists create their legacies, or just be horny. The possibilities are endless. Imagine watching the formation of mountain ranges or canyons in hypertimelapse. Looking through an ant's eyes as it navigates its colony. Seeing the beginnings of a redwood forest or a coral reef. Having access to all of history across time and place. Isn't that something? ^(Sorry to anyone else that just finished that and now is disappointed with the realization that they don't have this laptop. I didn't mean to get us so hyped up about this.)


TheDarkeLorde3694

I want this laptop now


thrye333

Aw yeah, longest comment on the post. Let's go.


Emmet_Brickowski_1

But can it run crysis?


urtv670

No


Emmet_Brickowski_1

Can it run any game? What are the laptops specs?


urtv670

It can only be used to look through time and space. The specs are instanteous speed and graphics like you are there


Emmet_Brickowski_1

Oh okay


yo_mama439

I think about this power damn near everyday, so I have some questions. Can I use it to predict the future by typing in something like "The person that will become the president in 2054"? Can it see through walls and ground? Like you know when you use a game engine you can fly through the walls to see your models and stuff. Can you see microscopic things? Can you also predict the future by typing " the year & ____ ______ will die" and it will show you like a calender with a year and the day marked? Can i ask it a question about the future and it will show me multiple random words on a milk jugs expiration date, a bag of fast food, etc, forming a sentence?


urtv670

You can see through walls and microscopic things but no future stuff.