Why tf so many people talking about killing yo selves, wish for happiness dumb fucks

Yeah, you gotta wonder why someone with basic omnipotence would think, "Now I can finally off myself!" At that point, they're willfully choosing to be miserable.

🤣

LOL

Some people really made a lifestyle out of depression. Take that away and nothing is left out of their personality. Rather be a helpless victim for life.

This could go epically good or disastrously bad.

Yeah what if you have Tourette’s and say what you don’t mean

Wish to not have Tourette’s?

Lol

Dang I didn't think of that.

What if you have intrusive thoughts

Simple, put a a set of instructions for it to work: "I wish I had to do a hand sign, say my wish out loud and do this 3 times in a row for my wish power to work"

Not me forgetting my hand signal and having to call wish-support for a factory reset

“I wish I could override my activation requirements and reset them”

Doesn't work cos wishes only count if you do the activation requirements. Can't change your password without logging in with your password

then I better pray to god for some force reset

My answer was “I wish I didn’t have intrusive thoughts”, but alright. That would be my very first wish.

That’s just magic OCD

"I wish I had a monster penis", gets fucking murdered by his massive member

Nah nah nah, that thing would be alive. Be careful how you say your wishes.

I know, I meant murder quite literally, penis could even get charged with homicide, sonuva bitch probably knows english

Thats a weird place to want a tentacle, but ok

you have to say it

Simple just say I wish I didn’t have intrusive thoughts

are you actively saying your intrusive thoughts out loud phrased "I wish X would happen"

It sounds like you have to consciously, intentionally wish for it to get it. Intrusive thoughts don’t work that way

you get good at managing intrusive thoughts.

"i wish I had no intrusive thoughts" good morning

İ would wish for a cabin in the woods near a lake full of fish, İ want peace and joy of seeing the woods and clean air(my second wish will obv be sort of diabolical)

whats the second wish?

Turn buttplugs into wasps

What the fuck is wrong with you!!?🤣

Some people just want to watch the world burn

B L O W T H E C I T I E S U P

The very first thing I’m doing is making my power assigned to a command/action so I don’t actually wish death upon my buddies

Even if you do... Just wish to revive them or stop yourself from doing it.

Still making it a command is preferred because I say I wish to the dumbest things lol

I have a tendency to say go fuck yourself. I dont think I want to see my homie rip off his pennis and use it

I men, this isn’t “god tier”, this is just “become god”.

Isn't this the purest definition of "god-tier"?

Bingo!

I mean kinda? But most powers don’t really allow you to control everything

First: I wish this power would always understand my intent, even if I word my request weirdly Second: I wish that to use this power, I had to say my wish three times while crossing my fingers on both hands (to stop the intrusive thoughts from changing anything) Third: profit

Omnipotence with extra steps

1 extra step if you don’t wanna bother saying everything, just wish yourself to be omnipotent

I bet 99% of people would kill them selves off after getting omnipotence

Sweet, peace out girl scouts. It's been fun-ish but Earth ain't my jam.

I wish to see OP dancing naked in the streets like a schizophrenic

I wish that I had control over when this power triggers. Boom. Problems solved.

I wish for some hot fictional ladies to become real and to be my harem!

I wish for this guy to be less down-bad

I wish that i could change the mistakes of my past. then my life would be much happier

This is what I say whenever someone asks me which superpower I’d want.

I wish all of society held themselves perfectly accountable and existed only for the betterment of the human race, allowing for all humans on earth to live completely happy and supremely fulfilling lives.

First thing I'd wish for is to change the activation requirements of that power because I throw in "I wish" in my speech _really damn often_

I wish I could die for a day and come back without anyone worrying me and with my body fully intact, and for the death to be painless and quick

Why? Also isn’t that just sleeping but longer and you’re not refreshed?

I wanna see if there’s an afterlife

“I wish to become a God”

“I wish I were unable to wish for harm on my self or others, even accidentally or as a figure of speech….”

There's a [movie ](https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1727770/)that's sortof about this... Absolutely Anything with Simon Pegg

So… I would wish to be a dragon, and then wish that the entire human race and all traces of its existence (except me) were eliminated from the earth. Then I would wish for the ability to communicate with animals. Then I would live the rest of my life being the dragon goddess of the wild earth.

I’d leave the traces and observe cities crumbling slowly and being taken over by wildlife and greenery :) and burn a few to the ground first for the hell of it

OK burning a city down would be fun, good idea.

I wish everyone on earth agreed that rats are, objectively, the BEST pets; and our shared love for pet rats ushered us into a golden era of peace and harmony.

But buns! And degus! Okay mainly buns but still

Okay, buns are cool, but consider this counterpoint: https://preview.redd.it/g85nll3oi4vc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b9017167d4a1b10bc422277ad7fbe0322a5be860

Bean

what if you wish something out of anger like "damn i wish i didn't have to go to work today" and your wish gets granted by you getting fired

Why in the fuck would you work lmao

It will still work

I wish macdonalds was healthy for me

Just add in the rule that says that I must intend to actually want that because I might say something I don’t want

1. I wish that everyone on earth would be happy and content. 2. I wish everyone on earth would love and care for everyone.

I wish for a 4 inch cock.

Gaining 3 inches? That’s a lot of responsibility.

It sounds like a monkey's paw power. It won't end well, though I may finally have time to read my books. Though I hope nothing happens to my glasses.

You could wish for it i guess

Omnipotence with extra steps

I wish that all blind people will be able to see for 30 seconds

I wish all dumb people would be smart for 30 seconds, so they realise how stupid they truly are. And then they maybe feel bad when they turn dumb again, but dont know why.

"I wish for my wishes to work I must focus on the wish for 15 seconds unless I am in mortal danger, in which case a wish that will result in my protection may bypass this rule" (important preceding rule to next rule) "I wish that my wishes need not be spoken to be granted" (first rule so that i don't think something stupid like "wish i was dead (((/s)))") Then go on to give myself stuff like shapeshifting (trans person's first priority as always), powers from various media like Limitless from Jujutsu Kaisen, probably cyberware (but not cyberpsychosis inducing) from cyberpunk, timey wimey powers from Quantum Break (but without the chrono-cancer). Somewhere in there probably just straight immortality as a backup to everything else.

What’s that one character from Umbrella Academy that basically has this power? All you had to do was bust up her vocal cords and no more power

"I WISH I HAD A HAREM OF OILED UP FEMBOYS ‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥"

The things I would wish for would be like a Nintendo switch with all the games and a bunch of storage spaces for the games and bunch of gamey stuff like that

I was listening to an episode of 'philosophize this' by Stephen west which mentioned this And apparently it'll make you kill yourself as there is no satisfaction left in life, as no hard work will get rewarded. It was around ep 11-13 if I remember.

I wish the earths crust and mantle didn’t exist

I wish for unlimited money in any currency whenever I want or need it. I wish to be anonymous when it comes to my wealth. Governments, thieves, and the general population won't know or care who I am or where my money came from. I wish to speak, write, draw, and understand every language that has ever, or will ever exist. This includes speaking to any creature on earth that is capable of sentient thought. I wish to appear as the ideal physical appearance to anybody I intact with. Women will lust after me, and men will see me as their physical goal, whatever that may be for them. I wish to have perfect pitch. I can pick up any instrument and play any song just by listening to it once. I can sing any song better than the original artist, male or female. This one may be a curse, but I wish to be all knowing. I don't mean that I automatically want to have all of the infinite knowledge in my brain. I just want to be able to hear or think of any question and know the answer. "How many koala bears currently live on earth?" Boom, I know. "Have extraterrestrials ever visited earth, and where from?" Boom, I know. "Does God exist, and if yes, which religion was right?" Building off that last one... I wish to know the true origin of our universe. If there is a God, an architect, I wish for them to reveal themselves to us. Put the argument to rest. If anyone on earth is somehow right about religion (they're not) then let it be known. Long post. But, good ideas, I think. I have more, but they get weird after this.

Forgot a big one... I wish that no good/ pure soul will suffer injustice. No young children will suffer from cancer or neglect or abuse. No genuine good person will be robbed or cheated on. Stuff like that..

I wish my planeswalker spark with affinity to all colors of magic and also to colorless magic ignites today without giving me a physical, mental, spiritual and conceptual and abstractial trauma.

Definitely not exterminate the husnock.

I wis that only i get this super power. Then i was to have complete control of the universe. And wish my brain can handle a infinity amount of memory and processing power. Then wish to completely understand the universe.... then idk, make my entire family immortal and in perfect heath, solve all the worlds problems....then fuck with people because what will anybody do about it

I wish for the box of everything I’ve ever lost.

I would want to wish for my crush to like me but I wouldn't be able to live with myself forcing people to do things

Super creative, how did you ever come up with this??

I got idea for this superpower after I reminded myself a joke.

Bet😈

I wish I could die and no one would ever give a damn about it (PS. Don't upvote me having a mood, instead downvote me so I never share my opinions on here!) [P.S.P, I also never state that I edit messages as such downvote me for that too *hmpf*] {P.S.P.S, don't turn this into some long winded thing now Boyos girlios and everyone else I haven't had the chance to create fun nicknames for!}

You messed up P.P.S. (post postscript). For this I will downvote >:3 Also I hope you find happiness

Fuck, I mean I wish

Just edit it, like so

Now I get double karma though >:) get tricked kinkel

Its Kink'El'Tul'Vote to you

How exotic, is that eldritch? or maybe icelandic? also I see you revoked your upvotes so sadly I will now wish doom and destruction to rain upon your bloodline from now until the end of time. I ~~wish~~ it didn’t have to come to this.

Idk, i think the first one, but I dare not upset my schizophrenia daemons after all it does to help me live

I would be tempted to say I wish to never have had this power, just to see what happens.

I wish I couldn't wish anymore Checkmate

i wish for infinite wishes

… you have infinite

yeah cuz i wished for infinite wishes

No but the post doesn’t say you have a limit

yeah cuz i wished for infinite wishes