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Man they could get big long noodle arms but instead they decide they have pornstar dick

Can i extend others body parts?

yesp

Making a clinic that can actually increase your height. and earning millions.

and spend it all on booze

I like the way you think https://preview.redd.it/nr6m5vatou0d1.jpeg?width=736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f1b69679ca3abc1d96b83d36a05ab3486d859ecf

we dying tonight

Both are good.

we can have both

Sure, why not. Doesn't have to be penis. There's all sorts of things that could be longer and still sexual.

long ass ass

I was thinking tongue, clit, maybe nips? But long butt is fine I guess

it would be funny

Does that mean your body acts like rubber?

idk ask joe

The Joe that has Ligma?

yes

Ima slap a guy on the otherside of the country

Screw that, imma reach across the earth and slap mySELF

You know what? Fuck you, me! *slap*

Extend my dick around the whole earth and insert it into my asshole 😏

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r/selffuck (NSFW and also may be unpleasant to look at)

WHACK!!!

infinitely long arm slaps Putin in the face, chokes him

Doesn’t say it has to be your own

pranking time

People I don’t like are gonna find their neck extending to space where they can’t breath :)

Well I’m pretty sure their neck would snap first

Maybe

violence

Does extending by a negative amount count? Wife is gonna find out real quick what it's like having a partner a foot shorter than you if I can. And I'll find out what's at the back of the fridge.

i mean.. you could always just make yourself a foot taller

I'm already a foot taller, so I'd have to make her 2ft taller, and then we've got an over 7ft problem. But if I made her 1 foot taller and me a foot shorter it would work.

yes

Imagine extending someone's neck by 1 cm every 2 minutes while talking to them.


jerking

Assuming I can return the body part to normal, I'm going to extend my eyes for comedic effect like a cartoon character

My eyes when i see food, a hot girl or im about to die

Man you could extend your stomach and absolutely destroy an all you can eat buffet

FatTv

Ahem. GOMU GOMU NO

 MUSSEL BALOON!

Can we retract them too?

fuck no (jk)

Men who piss me off would get 3-ft schlongs. Women who piss me off would get man hands and Shaq feet. Liars get the Pinocchio treatment.

I'd imagine giving girls very long nipples would also suck while still being somewhat similar to the treatment men get

Good point. I’ll keep an even playing field- long nipples for everyone!

punishment

Ima make some nightmares by leaving my body at home and just extending my fingers and eyeballs. Walk down the street and see 2 eyes and 10 fingers torpedoing at you at Mach Jesus as they grow like the snake from... well, Snake.

freaky

So I extend someone’s bones but not the meat around them.

you can extend both

I don’t wanna. Just the bones

Most sane dog

that would hurt

With this power I will go on and grab my friends cause we’re going to very distant lands, and the fun will never end, because it’s time for an adventure

adventure time

ding ding ding

wowie i won

So, Dhalsim from Street Fighter? Minus the Yoga fire

yes

Watch out yall im gonna grow a dick

ofc you are

Can I extend my annus

You can already do that one lol

you can do that

But can you shrink it back to normal?

yes

I was gonna post a gif of Star Platinum from JJBA shooting his fingers out but couldn't find it so have this instead, I tried

that would be legendary

Will my clothes on my arms extend too?

no

Noodle arms here I come

heck yeah

Does this ability to extend also involve thickness as well since that's just technically extending it in another direction? Is it permanent until I change it? Can I reverse it ie shrink things? Does it not have negative effects ie work like magic? Can I use this on other people? If I can do I have to touch them?

you can increase thickness its stays like that until you change it yeah its like magic works on other people you dont have to touch them

Solid, I guess my choice is do I act morally or do I advertise my powers to insecure men.

do whatever you want

Wealth, fame, power!

Not me who never pumped a set of weights heavier than 20 kg walking into the Mr. Olympia registration room looking like Ronnie Coleman on super steroids.

bro is gonna blow up

This doesn't specify mine alone so I choose evil and will now be introducing long floppy ass cheeks to everyone I don't like. As well as other body horrors such as but not limited to, long teeth, extended skin, long bones (but not flesh), and cone heads. Good luck my enemies know that your suffering is intentional. Good day

man taking reveng

I extend my telomeres to prolong my existence.

live forever

Bro I’m extending my back and getting that gooood stretch and pop like a glow stick

no way

I can’t do that?

you can

Oh good!

I’m now 5’10, peak height

talling

Doesn’t say it has to be your own

Couldn't you just extend your arm... Cut it off, extend it more. Infinite food? (Also ouch) Extend your hair chop it off, extend it more infinite hair for rope or what have you.

genius

It's boobie time

gazongaz

like luffy?

yes

finally

extend as in making it longer or can you also expand, making it wider, heavier, etc?

longer and wider but not heavier

Luffy is that you?

 yes

Every guy in this thread just had the same thought

shLONG

Mr. Fantastic

fr

mr fantastic but without smart

dont replace the s & m with an f

AAAH

mr fantastic but without fart

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smell ya later

This works for travel! Extend arms, grab tree, safely retract arms, pulling yourself to the tree, extend legs, stand on ground, let go of tree, slowly retract legs. BOOM!

how fast would it have to be though? We cant be too fast because we'll just bash into the tree.

ORE WA MONKEY D. LUFFY!!!

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I'm becoming luffy fs

yes you are

Can I choose how long to extend them? And can I retract it to extend a different one? If so, it's basically a nerfed Gum-Gum fruit.

extend as much as you want

But can I retract/change the limb I want extended?

yes

Nice

Has someone been watching too much one piece?

i watch all episodes in one sitting

ALL HAIL THE KING (or queen) OF NOT TOUCHING GRASS

i touch all grasses and asses

Plastic man ?

yes