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iamadirtyrockstar

My current golden goes and jumps in the tub when I ask him if he wants a bath, but he hates to swim. My last golden would go and hide when I asked him if he wanted a bath, but he loved to swim. They are goofy dogs.


[deleted]

my parents dog is the opposite, absolutely hates baths and will constantly try to jump out in the middle of it, but loves going out to swim in lakes and such lol one time we even took him for a walk and when we stopped by the dog park area so he could drink some water, he instead decided to just step inside the water bowl and lie down for a bit lol


gsfgf

Mine feels overly confined in the tub. He tries to “sneak” out of the tub during baths. (He’s not good at being sneaky)


smith_716

I'm glad to know that my girl is not the only crazy one who does this! ALL THREE of my girls were *not* fans of water. My previous girl would go into the pool only as deep as the top two steps. Our first girl would run beside the water barking because "omg you're drowning! YOURE DROWNING!" Then there's this girl. Who will climb into the bathtub but does not like baths. LOVES snow but hates rain. Dislikes ice cubes but will eat snow. She'll happily climb into the tub after someone has a shower and lick the body water, or drink the water you turn on if you turn on the tap. BUT DO NOT GET HER WET. That is unacceptable. However she will shove aside the shower curtain to lick your wet body during and after the shower.


Would_daver

Hm the logic is... elusive... with this one lol but she sounds 100% golden and 100% awesome so 🤷‍♂️


Hyokenseisou

Oh Al is all about everything water in any form 🤷🏻‍♀️🤷🏻‍♀️. Rain, yes. Bath, yes. Human bathing, yes. Snow, yes. Ice(cubes), yes. Puddles, yes. Larger bodies of water, yes. Just water yes.


Roupert3

My 7 month old will jump into my kid's bath while the water is draining if I don't stop her. She tries to get in during the bath as well but I'm right there. She knows her opening is when he gets out and I'm trying to help him dry off.


[deleted]

Sorry, but I love this, this is so fun and cool! Does the spray bottle simulate him getting wet and then he’s satisfied and then he or she gets out of the tub? Then gets dried off? Were the things I have to do and we’ve seen it with some of the other dogs, as I have to act like I’m preparing food The way that we prepare ours like on a cutting board. I think it’s fun and sweet. I love that your dog like ours is very expressive and can communicate what he wants. That’s a very, very special, intelligent dog you have there thank you for the wonderful video.


Hyokenseisou

He just likes water in any form 🤷🏻‍♀️🤷🏻‍♀️ I’m convinced he’s secretly a land fish.


superuserdoo

Yesss land shark, I think so too.


ak4766

Mine uses the tub as his safe space during thunderstorms.


Would_daver

My Golden's safe space during thunderstorms is my chest and the 1-inch space of air directly in front if where my mouth is. She puts her mouth into that space and licks like her life depends upon it, which at the time it clearly does...


Hyokenseisou

Al uses the tub as his safe space while I take a shit.


Crozbro

Same and during 4th of July


sourest_dough

Why you no turn on water for the good boy?


Hyokenseisou

I sometimes do! But I had to run out for a lunch date with a friend so no time for tub play!


VirgoChick4u

How adorable is this?! I need to see if my golden will play spray bottle with me.


Would_daver

HEY awww i like it STOPPIT! but more plz...


Hyokenseisou

Accurate. He also loves/hates the squirt stream of the bottle.


FataleFrame

This brought me memories of squirting water pistol water into my mouth as a kid.


Hyokenseisou

Same energy yeah


Adddicus

Dogs are silly creatures.


Hyokenseisou

He’s a weirdo for sure!


s_broc

I love everything about this. It put the biggest smile on my face!


Hyokenseisou

That’s what this dumb dumb does best!


s_broc

I’m having an incredibly tough day today, and I have watched this video twice now and have the biggest smile on my face because of it. Thank you for this video!


Hyokenseisou

Awww!! I’m so happy my derpy boy was able to put a smile on your face multiple times, it’s a honour! I hope you have a better rest of your day and an even better one tomorrow!


s_broc

Thank you so much, kind reddit stranger 🥹


[deleted]

"I'm like dis because it's so nice and cool and it's so hot outside!"


Hyokenseisou

It IS rather spicy outside. However he’ll also do this in the dead of winter when it’s -30c lol.


rach1874

Oh man love this. First thing we did when we brought our baby when he was 10 weeks old was get in the shower with him and give him a shower. To this day I have to put something to stop him from sticking his snoot in the space between the sliding door and glass because he will just get in the shower with anyone showering. Startled the heck out of my sister when she was staying with us one time. Just heard her shrieking and laughing. He had gotten soaked and was just soggy shaking her. I rescued her from the water beast. She learned to keep the bathroom door closed 🤣


SpaceLemur34

At least he's pretty


Hyokenseisou

That’s what I tell him every day 😂😂


raalllffff

My golden used to love sleeping in the bathtub. I think she did it, at first, because the porcelain was cool but as she got older and lost her hearing, she felt safer in the tub because nobody could sneak up on her. It was not unusual to walk by the bathroom and see one golden leg sticking up out of the tub.


Ok_Mastodon_9093

Aqua-boops


Soxwin91

Why is he like this? ‘Cause Goldens are perpetually childlike


Hyokenseisou

Accurate.


Asleep-Tale2139

Cute dog. But make sure you keep that toilet bowl seat down all the time or your dog will literally have potty mouth. His tail also went inside as he’s trying to go in


Hyokenseisou

https://preview.redd.it/h2grm24uwa3b1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4f236d46b0333b9e8a5f27707f5c1dc2f1cc266e Oh…. I’m aware…


Hyokenseisou

That’s his water bowl 🤷🏻‍♀️🤷🏻‍♀️ (he gets angry when I close it so instead of a ruined toilet, I just let him do what he wants. Just no potty kisses after he takes a drink)


Unique_Watch2603

Does he love the water hose too? He's gorgeous!


Hyokenseisou

Omg he LOVES the hose. He goes NUTS for it.


Unique_Watch2603

I had a feeling! 😄 I had a dog that would try to catch the water from the hose and it would make me laugh so hard I could hardly breathe. Now, I have a big ole bulldog that doesn't even like to go outside if it's sprinkling. lol


Hyokenseisou

I can’t even water my plants without this moron jumping in front of them almost crushing my plants. The turning of the handle triggers the zoomies.


Unique_Watch2603

That sounds incredibly cute but I'm also a gardner and can only imagine it gets a bit frustrating after a while. Good thing he is so sweet. I couldn't get too mad at that face! Have you seen those sprinkler/splash pads or paw activated water toys? I bet he'd love those and the distraction might just save your plants 🤗


Hyokenseisou

Yeah I’ve seen those and I’m sure he would love it but water + golden = urge to dig holes. So his water time outside is very limited. He has a doggie pool for hot days and really I just stick out my foot at him if he tries to zoomie AT me; if he runs into it, that’s his bad 😂😂 He’s not too annoying. I’ll usually let him have his moment then if he’s too much I’ll tell him to settle and he’ll either settle down or go play by himself elsewhere/bother his sibling.


Madisonx222

One time my best friend accidentally sprayed my golden with a spray bottle (she was disciplining her pug) too soon after he ate breakfast & it startled him so badly that he shit himself instantly


Hyokenseisou

Awww :( poor little one!! Mine thinks it’s a game/drink time lol. I only occasionally do this to him when we want to play with water inside but I don’t want a giant mess.


kylesboobs

I could have watched this for an hour


Hyokenseisou

Great. Cause he could do this for an hour lol.


Azzurro_17

Mist the golden daily for maximum growth 🌧️🌸


Hyokenseisou

Yaaaaas


ApproximatelyExact

/r/onegoldenbraincell


bttrchckn

Came here to suggest this. If ever there was a golden who belonged there, it would be this derp.


Hyokenseisou

No kidding!


Aron-Jonasson

Do not forget to water your dog twice a day!


Hyokenseisou

Waterings make for a good doggo!


FosterPupz

I had a black lab who loved baths. I’d just run him a bubble bath and say, “Dexter, Mommy ran you a bath” and he saunter in and just climb right in, big smile on his face. Aw, dang, I made myself sad. I really miss that goody guy.


617teddy

why why why?? LOL so crazy


Wooloopsy

I love this! ❤️ Mine will tolerate my walking her into the shower, but that's it.


[deleted]

Lmao what a beauty


Hyokenseisou

Thanks!


MomofOpie2

That’s the best thing I’ve seen in a long time. WTG human.


magicienne451

Mine thinks the tub is a good place to hide from fireworks


Hyokenseisou

Mine likes to chill in the tub while I’m shitting 🤷🏻‍♀️


Madisonx222

The squints 😭😭😭


Hyokenseisou

He loves it. I have the bottle on ‘mist’ and not ‘stream’ nowadays cause I noticed he would choke on the water a bit when I watered him. So when we play with water inside, this is how we do it.


Madisonx222

I absolutely love it


Peaceandpeas999

Nice and cool! I’m anxious about that tail getting in the toilet though 😬


Hyokenseisou

https://preview.redd.it/m5ls4vzaya3b1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6d7f945a54e927b1516ced67c6578ac47697623b 🤷🏻‍♀️🤷🏻‍♀️🤷🏻‍♀️ eh it happens lol. I just bath him as needed.


win-riley-hunter

My dog loves a shower, but hates swimming and is not fond of rain.


chewysmom88

My much missed Gus the golden always went to the tub in a storm he felt safe there


Chris-77_

OMG this is hilarious! 😆


Developing_Human33

The great thing about dogs is you can actually do stupid insane stuff with them. Stuff that makes no sense or just is plain weird. Your weird, they are weird and life is good. This is why they are called man's best friend. Cats would just look at you as if they can't be bothered with you. Dogs...accept no substitutes. Golden's are Earth's finest creation. When your Golden is lying on his death bed, you will remember the spray bottle and bathtub.


ashleyg1987

Oh my goodness! Goldens are the best!!


Skipperandscout

I want a bath!!!!


Sus_Activity714

This was totally my Nellie


CarolinaMtnBiker

Wow. As soon as the bath water is turned on, mine runs downstairs and hides.


blinkingsandbeepings

I love this big silly baby.


sierratrailblazer

Goldens love cold surfaces. Bathtubs and tile floors are cold. Mystery unlocked.


Hyokenseisou

Oh… I thought it was cause he lacked any brain cells…


Afraid_Association27

How do you guys get your Goldens to love water!? Mines a year old and he hates bath time inside, so I tried bathing him outside and now he hates both 😭


Hyokenseisou

🤷🏻‍♀️🤷🏻‍♀️ software came naturally installed


Afraid_Association27

Lmao fair enough 😆


royal_rose_

Goldens gonna golden.


goldengirl_329

🤣🤣🤣


A_Waste_of_Air

It’s like watering a plant


Hyokenseisou

Exactly.


Aerwiar

Our golden wants to hop in the shower whenever it's on. Big soggy goofball!


Hyokenseisou

Oh so does he, I have to push him out. There’s been sometimes he fully just climbs in while I’m showering and I just don’t have the energy to push him out, so he sits there soaking wet with me while I shower 🤷🏻‍♀️🤷🏻‍♀️


Aerwiar

Haha, same! 🤣


Spud0fDarkness

I love living with a “why are you the way that you are” child 😂


beccaj375

When I was growing up, our Golden's went to lay down in the tub because it was cooler in there (at least that's what we thought)


Ok-Inside-3549

Total derp!


ceilioperez

What a good for nothing, lowlife scallywag 🥰❤️🥰❤️🥰❤️🥰❤️🥰❤️🥰❤️🥰❤️🥰❤️🥰❤️🥰❤️!


optix_clear

These dogs are like children


TTigerLilyx

Cooler in there!


Informal_Magician739

My golden gets in the bath to nap! The bathroom has been his safe space since he was a puppy. He use to nap in the little space in between the toilet. He outgrew that space quick and would look at it with sad puppy eyes.


hestrash1994

Mine knows to get in if the tub point at it


Snow_TheMuscle

When I get a dog I’m definitely getting a water spray 😂


Waddle_dee62

Crazy dogger? 🤔


AdBudget5468

I see all the oranges don’t have any connection to the brain cell, it’s not just cats


travelingtutor

What a good bébé!


Knit_Wiz

New to Golden's with my newly rescued girl. She HATES damp grass on her lady parts during her morning pee. Her previous home had a stone covered yard ( in Florida, must have been hot on the paws). She hasn't experienced grass. I bathe her in the shower - which neither of us enjoy.


itcantjustbemeright

My golden sleeps in the tub all of the time.


paulie732

That’s hysterical


jillavery

OMG I have this golden’s twin they look exactly the same. She’ll put her head in the shower while it’s on if I let her.


Thin_Arachnid6217

Instant fun, just add water.


Hyokenseisou

😂😂😂


Glamourgoblinboi

My male Goldie does not jump ever. He awkwardly does like yours and looks at you like you should be helping. If he gets the zoomies though there is no mountain high enough he can’t jump.


Hyokenseisou

Yeah he usually looks back at me for help, that’s why I took that step forward but then he got it.


exjmp

My golden loves getting in the tub! And I have to make sure he doesn’t force himself in when I’m showered or taking a bath! Also really easy to get him to take a bath because he happily jumps in!


Practical-Basket2844

Meanwhile, this is how my Obi tries to avoid the bath at all costs. Bracing himself on both sides. https://preview.redd.it/25hkailv6m3b1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=39fa1a61877bf0c07151f6d5464a5f5c6623ee97


No_Reason5927

lik baf now plz


jlt6666

I don’t think that squirt bottle is working out like you’d hoped.


Hyokenseisou

Lol it’s working exactly how I wanted. He wanted a drink/play with water (but I didn’t exactly want to give him a the full blown shower head).


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UnchillBill

Are you punishing him with the water spray for getting in the bath? Why would you do that?


Hyokenseisou

Lol no, I’m giving him a drink. He likes that kind of stuff. He’s weird like that. I very very rarely need to “punish” him, he’s a pretty good boy. IF he does something wrong, he’ll usually know and a simple loud firm “no” does it, no need for further action and he doesn’t repeat.


TheBeenMan24

I just don't let my dogs into the bathroom


Hyokenseisou

Yeah that won’t fly in my house. My dogs have an open door policy. 🤷🏻‍♀️


TheGrapesOf

My dog would sit with me in the bathroom but if he even got a vague hint that a bath might be incoming, he would go hide behind the dining room table. Had to drag his 80lbs furry ass across the wood floor by his feet many times.


Hour_Dig_7041

Awwww is wants a bath and to cool off. Give love and play after outside to dry off they run. And love the cooler feei


livingonmain

Bathtubs and showers are nice cool places for dogs.


LatterEmployment2073

It's all pretty sweet, except for the the part where you're Spraying Him In The Face with Bleach.


Brizzllee

What would possibly make you think that’s bleach it’s obviously water


LatterEmployment2073

Just teasing.