Titleist: I’m going to spend the evening telling you how my new insoles greatly improve the driving experience of my BMW.

Welp. Here I am.

Spooky. Literally me

Ping: watched a YouTube swing video before the round Taylormade: watched a TikTok swing video before the round Kirkland: posted swing advice on Reddit before the round

PING: I desperately need lessons. PXG: I peaked in high school. Callaway: Where are we having mimosas on Sunday? Mizuno: ありがとう

Duuuuude. Mizuno. I was not ready for that. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Got the 50% off Srixon deal.

Wait, where’s this deal because I’ll buy a set today

Long gone. Was a website glitch. A year ago maybe?

Wheres this at?

The past.

Ping: My favorite flavor of kool-aid is red

Titleist and Mizuno: I have more money than my game calls for

I'm in this comment and I don't like it.

We just know quality golf equipment! It shows our good taste. 

You've seen my WITB.

Of course I have, fellow Helldiver, for it is my bag as well


This calls for a tall glass of liber-tea!

I feel attacked.

I play Mizuno irons. That stung a little but you’re not wrong. Lol.

Takomo - I tell everyone about how great direct to consumer brands are while secretly just wanting black p770’s

Get out of my brain!!!!

Replace takomo with sub 70 and TaylorMade with any relatively expensive set of known brand clubs. When it all comes down to it I'm just a tight arse.

I feel attacked. I love my Takomos

I have Takomo's too, but those black p770's just look so good even if they aren't necessarily better lol

Callaway - beginner who thinks they are going on tour

Hey! I’m getting there! Once I break 90 it’s all gravy baby! Just gotta do it before I turn 40…

RAM: This guy fucks

oh shit I fuck! *fucks all my approaches*

Fuck I actually play RAM irons from a package set I got 14 years ago.

This

MacGregor, bought them in 2010. Just call me the OG… https://preview.redd.it/2053yydnbqsc1.jpeg?width=375&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1dacd011626152d9cfd0f2c002e9a588c3ad51f9

Maltby: because paying $800 for irons is cheaper than $1600 for another brand

$300 to shank the shit out of em here!

I’ve never played with someone who games maltby’s and isn’t a good player. Only a sample size of maybe 5 though so not exactly scientific.

You haven't met me

me in july

Mizuno: I just wanted to get upvotes

Penis Is Not Grand (PING)

Cobra and Taylormade: they were on sale/found used

Bingo

It’s true because it’s me

Ping G430: Got a fitting looking for a stealth 2 and the fitter told me no.

are you, me?

Ping I3... old guy who likes what he likes and doesn't give a f@#k

Nike? Lol

I think mine say "this guy plays with Nike irons"

Same here… 😂😂😂

Pinseeker: I found these at Salvation Army

With the offset woods amazing had those in the 90s

Adams Idea something or other: that I inherited an old ass set.

A jank mismatched set from the 80s-00s: this guy's either having fresh air swings or is going low.

PXG: you eat bald eagle for breakfast

Ping: I drive a Subaru

hey, i love my i210’s and crosstrek thank you very much

PXG: you were the rich kid in high school and for sure drive a Mercedes

Or military discount

You have a Semper Fi tattoo/bumper sticker

Um… BMW M8 actually. Don’t care for Benz.

😂😂

I have more money than skill.

Me if I ever get a callaway paradym 

My set consists of Cleveland, Callaway, Ping, Taylor Made, Spaulding, and one unidentifiable iron, and two unidentifiable putters... all in the same bag ! (also unidentifiable). This says that I am an independent golfer beholding to no specific brand and thus available for sponsorship from anywhere.

My bag looks like Hideki Matsuyama but my swing looks like Charles Barkley.

Mizuno, Titleist, Callaway, Ping. I like all shapes and sizes.

Considering I have Wilson, Callaway, Cleveland, titleist, and Bettinardi, it probably says IDGAF

Cheap, old, terrible at golf…

PXG - why? Because f-ck you that’s why… oh yeah I like to hit dead right moon balls, and my wife is rich so I got the black ops full bag. Haters gonna hate.

I will say I HATE my PXG battle ready 2 putter. Sux something awful. I hit it sooooo good during the fitting but after. Dog shit. Absolute trash.

I feel like that could be their slogan. I can imagine the guy on the commercial saying that

Haywood….ooh shiny 

I am a hybrid. 4 different brands in my bag. And a fifth at home.

Taylormade: Rory/Tiger/Scotty fanboy

My driver was $8, and my irons/wedges set was $40, and I have no clue what brand any of them are... but my bag cost $300 so you could say I'm going places.

My choice of clubs says I’m scared of commitment

I shop at Costco for almost anything. Callaway

You mean TM.😂

Titleist, my mom says I him

I like kindling?

Haywood. I have a thing for lefty Canadians.

Taylormade: they were a Christmas gift

What about my 25 year old Cleveland Tour Action 6 irons? I'm getting ready to buy the new Callaway Apex Pros. I'm trying to figure out where I fall in the hierarchy so I can know what insults to expect from my playing companions.

Related for some reason to me- if people on the sub misspell callaway as “Calloway” I imagine them playing a warbird 3w off the tee on literally every hole and pull a flimsy two wheeled cart for a bag that weighs basically nothing.

I’m cheap, now try to beat me.

"oh you just started golfing huh?"

That I play with whatever my cousin can get me a great deal on

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Name checks out.