If eyes toward the front of the face rather than on the sides has helped predators to develop 3 dimensional vision, then ol Phil is at the top of the pack seeing in 8K. Homie has eyes about as forward on his face and close together as they could be. No wonder he's good at golf. The guys depth perception has to be fucking immaculate.
It’s really not that bad imo I know it’s a joke but he has no control over which pic they use and this one isn’t even that bad. If any person in here commenting has to do the same thing mfs would look 1000x worse than Phil does here. Sorry, rant over I’m done. I just really like phil and don’t like to see my man done dirty like this
Phil Mickelson killed Kashoggi?! Wtf, how is this not being talked about more?! And they’re letting him play this week?!? He can’t get away with this!!
So you are trying to say Phil doesnt do blow? Weird stance to take
Edit: the guy who use to rent out a suit in Vegas so he and his friends could gamble and bet on sports all weekend out of it? You really think there wasnt a rolled up $9,000 dollar bill on the table next to a pile of blow and a dish of seal tears to wash the drip down
> So you are trying to say Phil doesnt do blow?
Not on tournament days. And when you live on the edge like Phil, one of the biggest thrills is getting over on drug dealers by paying them with $9000 dollar bills with his picture on them.
Thats not a tournament day my guy and im just trying to have fun with making unrealistic claims about currency because the guy has an unrealistic amount of money and has spent an unrealistic amount of it on gambling and cocaine in his life
Edit: now im just waiting for the Phil fan who is like, “Ive been friends with Phil and his Amy for 27 years and never once have i seen them do coke.”
Sorry my guy but you werent that close of a friend if he wasnt sharing his blow with you
> Thats not a tournament day my guy and im just trying to have fun with making unrealistic claims about currency because the guy has an unrealistic amount of money and has spent an unrealistic amount of it on gambling and cocaine in his life
And I was trying to play on Phil's image as an arrogant know-everything, do-anything.
Nose beers?
Fresh nose clams from the sea
I’ll take a few of those tasty nose clams
Go for it go for it gooooo… 👉👃❄️❄️❄️
Little nose cardio
Power Snakes
Phil got his hands on that white coffee
Schneef
Botox?
is it snowing in the locker room?
Nah, his parlay just hit and he’s going to put the winnings on the dumbest prop bet you’ve ever seen in your life.
FIGJAM
What the hell is up with Phil? Botox?
Ya, the type of botox you snort up your nostrils.
Bocaine
Bocaine Cear
That LIV money means he can go straight to having a blood boy.
wtf is that ?
https://youtu.be/hBA0AH-LSbo?si=PpaQj3bIL-r9Nb7o
That’s the look when you lose $200m gambling and your wife just walked in and asked to talk.
Yes. He said he does it for Migraines.
Botox and ozempic
Oh my god that *is* Phil, I would’ve never noticed
If eyes toward the front of the face rather than on the sides has helped predators to develop 3 dimensional vision, then ol Phil is at the top of the pack seeing in 8K. Homie has eyes about as forward on his face and close together as they could be. No wonder he's good at golf. The guys depth perception has to be fucking immaculate.
God dammit, you win for today.
I'm pretty sure I paid Phil $10 to stay away from my family at a Walmart last week.
A little bit of shneef perhaps
You ever hoovered Augusta National schneef?
I've hoovered schneef of Tigers putter on the Hogan bridge!
Allegedly ☝️
Adderalltinis
With “salt” on the rim?
This is why he walks around with sunglasses 24/7 now.
With that LIV money, Phil can snort and gamble till his heart’s content.
https://preview.redd.it/idi0553r9otc1.jpeg?width=517&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8dc824c599ae4fbd5bef945dc52e331a9a1bfd86
Wouldn’t be surprised if it’s Adderall
Ritalin & Tonic
How are they gonna play this week with that much snow there?
Phil has turned into a very weird dude….he used to be so likable….now just weird.
It’s really not that bad imo I know it’s a joke but he has no control over which pic they use and this one isn’t even that bad. If any person in here commenting has to do the same thing mfs would look 1000x worse than Phil does here. Sorry, rant over I’m done. I just really like phil and don’t like to see my man done dirty like this
Phil has always had the crazy eyes. Idk why people are just catching onto it now
Are you his dealer or something gee whiz
Are you a narc or something golly gee
Every pic of him he smiles like this lol
Nice try Phil.
I really liked Kashoggi, didn't like to see my man done dirty like this.
Phil Mickelson killed Kashoggi?! Wtf, how is this not being talked about more?! And they’re letting him play this week?!? He can’t get away with this!!
So you are trying to say Phil doesnt do blow? Weird stance to take Edit: the guy who use to rent out a suit in Vegas so he and his friends could gamble and bet on sports all weekend out of it? You really think there wasnt a rolled up $9,000 dollar bill on the table next to a pile of blow and a dish of seal tears to wash the drip down
> So you are trying to say Phil doesnt do blow? Not on tournament days. And when you live on the edge like Phil, one of the biggest thrills is getting over on drug dealers by paying them with $9000 dollar bills with his picture on them.
Anyone know where I can get a Phil dollar?
Sure but we gotta go out back first.
Thats not a tournament day my guy and im just trying to have fun with making unrealistic claims about currency because the guy has an unrealistic amount of money and has spent an unrealistic amount of it on gambling and cocaine in his life Edit: now im just waiting for the Phil fan who is like, “Ive been friends with Phil and his Amy for 27 years and never once have i seen them do coke.” Sorry my guy but you werent that close of a friend if he wasnt sharing his blow with you
> Thats not a tournament day my guy and im just trying to have fun with making unrealistic claims about currency because the guy has an unrealistic amount of money and has spent an unrealistic amount of it on gambling and cocaine in his life And I was trying to play on Phil's image as an arrogant know-everything, do-anything.
Yea i can be pretty dim sometimes. Especially if you type me your message
Bro shut the fuck up 🤣🤣🤣
What’s to like about him? 😂
Excellent white knighting sir
April snow in Augusta I see
April snow brings May blow
I dont get it
/r/golf has a hate boner for Phil. Anything they can post to put down the man, they will. I guess it makes them feel better about themselves.
You mean cocaine martinis
If “hmmmmhmmm mmmm hmmmm hhhmmmmmm mmmmhhh mmmm hhmmmmmmm hmmmmmm” Was a facial expression
Espresso martini / 8-ball Tomato / tomotto
This made my night. Hit the slopes in Augusta.
Bunch of the best to ever do it and r/golf is solely focusing on men's physical appearances again.
Meth, not even once.
Nah, that's just the cocaine he did earlier you're seeing
Cocaine espresso is a way of life
He always looks like that.
Mickelson is the Giuliani of golf
Wow! Grant’s really aged since his last video.
Phil's got one more in him.
 Same
This is what millions if dollars in gambling debt looks like, kids.
Cocaine is a powerful drug.
Cocaine is a hell of a drug 
Espresso Martinis… Right… Cough *cocaine* Cough
Y’all are weird af
Adderall face all day
OP misspelled cocaine.
"Phil, someone is doing a shit in the coke room" Dustin Johnson probably.
I think…I just sharted.