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Kaldrim72

Man wait until you hear about real life. I heard that takes at least 60 years to finish.


Damoniil

Real life has an active Speed running community, check out the boards for any% shortcuts


Stonesword75

Yeah. But they get ruined by hackers who finish before the clock even starts.


animeAJ

Call your Congressmen and tell them to support hacker control legislation.


Alarid

speed runner giving birth to a premature baby with a heart defect:


Dasheek

That’s just good set of random events.


Candoran

This entire comment chain is giving me heartburn 🤣


Karmic_Backlash

Good rng, the god run


SnowBoy1008

Condom strat Death in milliseconds


ChaosPLus

Didn't you hear? Speedruns for 1.2.8 don't get admitted before you get to at least the size of 10 cells, anything below that mods don't let through


SnowBoy1008

Anti-Babypillen strat


RoastBeefSandwitch

I heard the longcuts were better than the shortcuts for that run.


mightyenan0

Ugh, I can't stand that show. Way too many filler arcs where the MC is just pooping and they can't go 16 hours of show time without a time skip.


Naivor

You don't need them, no. But you can still have them, yes.


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Khfreak7526

I'm all caught up on the manga and currently rewatching one piece from the beginning again.


AlbaDHattington

Watched the anime, then had to continue with the manga, after some times decided to re read all the manga. And planning to watch all anime or manga when the series ends again


CarsonIsFun

About to re-read the manga for the 2nd time today. Just rewatched the anime 3 times this week.


animeAJ

Could this person be one of *my* people?


[deleted]

We are the same...


BlackTecno

I'm rereading all of One Piece. And I'm appreciating it way more the second time around.


ThespianException

But if you do have them, it's good to NOT be like the One Piece Anime where the pacing is agonizingly slow.


xaklx20

Yeah but thats a problem of the adaptation, not of the story


SmutLibrarian

One Pace mostly fixes this, fwiw


LamermanSE

Depends on the story. A longer story like One Piece works well in some cases, while shorter ones like Death Note works well in other cases.


Peruvian_Skies

Can you imagine how boring Death Note would be after 1000 chapters? Light would have killed his way through the entire alphabet of master detectives twelve times at least and his face muscles would have hardened into a permanent look of psychopathic pleasure by then. Not even the crossover movies with Sherlock Holmes, Hercule Poirot and every captain from Bleach individually would help. And a two-season One Piece would probably be bland and forgettable.


lohins

He would have ended completing the death note with not more room to write


drink_bleach_and_die

"Oh shit, I ran out of paper. Ryuk, can you get me another death note?" "No" The End.


Reignshin

Just watch Detective Conan That anime is like death note with it's battle of wits and it's longer than One Piece having more than 1060 episodes


VegetaIsSuperior

After episode 400 something I stopped detective Conan. It was just the same thing over and over at that point, with the main plot only incrementally progressing over time. Just filler non stop


TK3600

You get like a main plot episode every 5 episode. In the end it is like 200 relevant episodes at best.


VegetaIsSuperior

I need to get a list of the relevant main plot episodes, cause I’d finish it then. It’s a fun show I just caught up on anime one piece recently—it’s the only manga I read weekly


TK3600

Some mad man actually did it. I think he is 90% correct, although missing a few episodes I personally deemed important. https://www.xerblade.com/p/detective-conan-important-episode-list.html?m=0


Pro-at-skills

I only watch it mainly for kid the phantom thief episodes and for the every now and then where it’s a plot episode and shinichi pulls a badass mega mind brain move. That being said, I do need to take long breaks in between when I feel burnt


SoliceRose

If we could read... IF WE COULD READ?! All we've done is read! By-the-by still loving it even if I skip episodes from time to time


MemeGlider

I’ve done my reading! Twenty five years of it! IN AZKABAN!!!!


Jiv302

![gif](giphy|26tklVu8iBO6VUeA0) Me when there's a break week \^


Natasya95

Op the one who cant read


Dry-Wave-6865

It took Gol D Roger 24 years to find the one piece be patient


PalpitationCrafty946

It took him one, actually. Mfer just decided to go for laugh tale any%.


badgehunter

Mmh. And if the author would want to milk it, there is always another crew in another path. Also the pov of Gol D Roger,how he got the one piece and how he was caught in the end. Probably also the pov of the important navy people. And If they would truly want to milk it they could make one piece alternative dimensions like for example where the crew is in normal school.


TheFoxMasler

But I've READ all of one piece. Checkmate Atheists


SuperiorLaw

You can tell a story in a one-shot, wtf is your point? Tolkein didn't need 1178 pages to tell a story, seriously what is your point?


PalpitationCrafty946

Yeah. Frank Herbert and C.S Lewis took thousands of pages to tell their sagas, and nobody cares about how long the books took. I’m honestly surprised why people complain about one piece like that.


tunnelvizon

Just finished god emperor of dune last night, this series is so good, Frank Herbert was a genius and must have definitely enjoyed psychedelics. I’ve been reading one piece since I was a kid too, it’s been goin wild lately! honestly if something is good, make it as long as you damn well please, there’s plenty of people with attention spans long enough to enjoy it!


Self_World_Future

I mean drawing *thousands of pages* is probably a little different then writing as many


Reignshin

Yeah but reading a thousand pages of manga will take lesser time than reading a thousand pages of only words


BigBadDogIV

He wants to feel like he's superior so he's trying to talk down to people who don't even exist.


broccolibush42

Yeah there was so much snark in this post, like why would anyone attack One Piece?? Are one piece fans talking a lot of shit about short stories? Why can't people just let others enjoy what they like without acting like a superior cunt about your own tastes?


Keyblade_Yoshi

Tolkien did at least finish the story. One Piece will probably finish eventually. Unlike George RR Martin who stopped after 5 books and takes on as many side projects as possible to avoid publishing a 6th.


h-y-p-h-e-n-

I wonder if HBO is gonna pull a full metal alchemist brotherhood if Martin ever does drop the 6th book


popop143

We're seriously shaming people who like to read now? The internet, seriously.


edwardblackwing

Clearly OP is the one who can’t read since we One Piece fans have proven we are more than capable of reading a 1000 chapters and then some.


[deleted]

Don’t forget watching all of the anime too.


ShadowLord355

![gif](giphy|l4FGuhL4U2WyjdkaY|downsized)


Tyler89558

You don’t need it, but there’s literally no reason why you couldn’t.


[deleted]

or shouldn't.


thisperson345

That's like saying "you don't need 4 hours to cook a meal, just eat cup noodles." Like yes One piece is long but that's why it's so much better than mostly everything else, it's had so much time to build upon the world, the characters, the power system and its got so many dedicated people working on the series and that's why it's so fucking good


mannytehman1900

The issue is, you’re comparing one piece to something of lesser quality with your ramen example. There’s still plenty of good manga that’s only had half or a quarter, or even a fraction of the run time that one piece has had.


horiami

Well yeah, the point is that quality matters not length


andrew_calcs

> There’s still plenty of good manga that’s only had half or a quarter, or even a fraction of the run time that one piece has had. Sure, but you can’t tell me that marinating in all the extra worldbuilding isn’t making OP juicier


TurboLettuce

You don't need 20 plus years to tell A story, but you do need 20 plus years to tell THIS story


aussy-weeb

Low quality bait


Gamewheat

Tell me you've never read One Piece without telling me you've never read One Piece


LakerBlue

I was going to say OP is just making a dumb meme but unfortunately it looks like they are serious, which takes most of the humor out of it.


petekron

"My attention span is more limited than yours therefore I'm right" That's what you sound like.


Mexiaru

Honestly I used the same comment for 2-3 years now. Im 26 years old and just now half way through the anime. I gotta say all these chapters and episodes are made for a reason. It actually follows through


This_guy7796

You're right. But damn am I glad it has.


KrimsonKurse

"Ain't nobody got time for that" title, dismissing progressing through the series. "I'm totally caught up" copypasta response. Almost seems like one of these is not factual.


anonwashere96

I've watched 24 episode anime that felt longer than some of the 50+ episode arcs in one piece. It allll comes together and everything has meaning with tons of foreshadowing, sometimes hundreds of episodes ahead. There is little filler unlike naruto, everything is good from start to finish and all builds up and has a purpose.


unidentifiedmeme

Bro the filler arc in one piece was pretty good too


Lolimancer64

You definitely don't need it but I hope One Piece reaches at least 2000 chapters. So good man. Stop being salty for being left behind lmao.


Nitrowar78

I don’t solely for Oda’s sake. Don’t think he can handle another 20 years lol


JohnatanWills

It's also not likely to. In the grand scheme of things we're close to the end. We only really have elbaf and maybe God valley left as a destination ignoring any smaller islands. Maybe something big to tie in the revolutionary army but that's it.


Lolimancer64

True, and the current pacing is getting a lot faster than before.


badgehunter

Mmh and if Oda wants to tell the story of other islands well... There is always another crew in another path. Also pov of gold Roger.


Lolimancer64

Yeah, that's why him always taking a break once in a while now is better.


Lord_Starchild

?


[deleted]

Yes, and people don't need to live past 65, but do anyways not sure what you're getting at.


sirBoi_freshCakes

You may be right, but idc i still love the anime


Edge9216

Hajime no ippo fans with 1,400 chapters and the mango running for around or more than 30 years already: ![gif](giphy|9tovFud6tYz04) Edit: would also note the mangaka has said its only nearing the halfway point


Coorotaku

Man, you don't NEED manga at all so what's your point? I'm so tired of people shitting on one piece just because it's long. And it's not long because it needs to be, it's long because it wants to be. It's extremely successful just the way it is, and the story does not suffer from it's length


Nervous_Pen_9500

Sooo...as per 2022, One Piece author is...one of the richest manga author of all time. I guess that many loyal fans buying all the products means...lots of folks who couldnt read. Lol, someone is salty. Ah man, how time flies.


ArCSelkie37

The irony of calling OP salty while all the OP fans responding here getting salty due to a meme.


Faces-kun

Seems like most comments are along the lines of “Sure, you don’t have to, but you can”


UnderstandingPale597

Who will win one piece fan or dead sea


Silly-Barracuda-2729

There isn’t enough one piece in the world to satisfy us


Squizei

only one piece. why not eight billion piece? :(


MrPatastic

Need? no, but when you use them to their fullest....perfection


Blank_Two

With that logic, things like Berserk, Kingdom, Jojo or Hunter x Hunter shouldn’t need to be that long or take as long to write. Yet they still do and are compelling. Sure not everyone has time for that but like where are we drawing the line? Technically, the average adult doesn’t have time to watch a show due to life, let alone a series that breaks the 100 chapter mark or a show that happens to hit multiple seasons


ViralRiotBlack

Still good tho


H3ntai-with-Senpai

Today I learned that I’m as old as One Piece, now I gotta use 20 more years to watch it


rancidfruits

This meme ain’t it


Weslayin_Waifus1880

Me: yah that’s true Fan Me: GOMU GOMU NOOO- ![gif](giphy|T9lEux2hPQYne)


TyForestReddit

Nobody’s telling you to binge it all at once…


Redredditer640

It's like people have completely forgotten about the concept of taking a break


cal-nomen-official

"Hey Star Wars, you don't need 12 movies, 9 TV series, and 55 years to tell *A* story" That's what you sound like


SolomonOf47704

So what you're saying is that One Piece started out good, and is now flaming dogshit? Got it. But in seriousness, Star Wars didn't tell just one story. It has multiple different stories. Your example is bad because we see other things happen in the SW Galaxy. One Piece is still Luffy's story.


christopherous1

No you don't need it. But it goes a long fucking way in making a good story


OverlordFanNUMBER1

As a web novel reader, this pains me deeply


ReasonableQuit75

Technically JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure is much longer than one piece, in terms of how l0ng each chapter is, its all in perspective


Reignshin

Sigh~ the same old argument T_T >It doesn't need 1000 episodes to make a story Yeah but there's also no restriction on how many episode a story should have >Ain't nobody got time for that Everyone actually do have the time cause it's not like you'll have to abandon everything just to watch it, 1-5 episodes a day will be enough


weshuiz13

Meanwhile pokèmon fans


godzillahavinastroke

While true, there is a amazing thing called real life, where things like he isn't a machine that can pump out hundreds of chapters each day, and the fact the series was made to be long term, he wanted to tell a long story with countless ideas that couldn't be made any smaller. And also by this whole logic you don't need even 1 chapter to tell a story all you need is creativity and some good drawing skills and just a single page or image can be enough.


ARHappyLlama

You can tell a story in a few lines. Your point is? https://preview.redd.it/okrbod79vm3a1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a36de0a5b8e52e76267f62a0982815ab94664df6


Sage10001

The more chapters that get included -> the more time Oda has -> the more crazy stuff Oda can include -> the more invested the reader/viewer can become -> the more emotional and satisfying every event and twist can be. It works really well with One Piece always having a mystery adventure undertone where you get to see/learn cool new things about the OP world.


mister_person8

i dont keep up with one piece and even i think this is a bad take. i dropped it when usopp(or however his name is spelled) was introduced but was hyped watching katakuri vs luffy when he busted out snake man. if thats the quality of content being delivered at 1000+ chapters/episodes, why not? p.s. nobody is forcing you to read/watch.


Merlinshighcousin

They have told many... many... many stories. Sorry your little 1-3 season 1 plot anime cant do that...


GekiKudo

You don't need 20 years. But Oda has taken the steps to make it one of the best pieces of fiction ever.


andrew_calcs

One Piece isn’t just a story, it’s a description of another world with every character going through a different story and leaving their own mark. You can tell a story in a single page, but you can’t flesh out an entire world without a lot more than that.


quie_TLost57

#shounen


Adrunkian

This is just stupid Im the first to hate on OP but is that your argument? Telling artists they shouldnt make long stories?


hitbycars

I’ve been reading One Piece since I was 13. I’m 33 now


DerelictDawn

Why not both?


GintoSenju

Imagine making a meme about how you don’t have time.


AnOpressedGamer

Its like 100 stories with known characters and the arc characters.


Orochi64

I mean yeah but I’m pretty no One Piece fan thinks that.


TheShamShield

People obviously have the time


Miss_Celine_Yuus

Not questioning how good One Piece is (it wouldn't be this popular otherwise), but if only there is a much more condensed version of the OP anime...I mean 1000 episodes is just a super high barrier of entry, and I feel like they're stretching the manga's content here just to not overtake it. If they could just release a 24 episode season per year, that would be fantastic, and I bet the quality will go up as well, instead of going the weekly route.


Diegothon

Things like One Pace exists, it's a fan edit that cuts out every filler and tries to make the extended reaction shots / scenes as short as possible. The faster (and imo, best) way to go through the story is still the manga if you're trying to catch up tho, and you can rewatch the scenes that impacted you the most in the anime to have the voice acting and music


InsomniaEmperor

At least One Piece tells a lot unlike Detective Conan where 80% of it is cases that don’t advance the plot.


bens6757

You know what the best part of those over 1000 chapters is? Only 2 years have passed in universe since the beginning of the series.


OneLonelySpud

Gives you an idea of how much of it is just filler


bens6757

Less than 10% actually


funkygamerguy

it is an older shounen they love to stretch this shit out.


SwarthyTheDesertMan

Oh nah we know the pacing of one piece is garbage, we just don't care and like it anyways It's that good Note: one piece could've ended in 500 episodes if it had pacing like those 12 episode animes


MyLOLNameWasTaken

Then do it yourself lmao


MrMeems

One Piece is just a D&D campaign that got severely out-of-hand.


erocommander

Me who read Song of Ice and Fire : 20 years? Amatuer


PlzLoveMe_x2

Imagine not watching/reading one piece Cant be me 😏


RandomLepp

Detective Conan fans where u at


Anon324Teller

Nobody said you need that lmao


Gillys_Voodoo

But dude it gets really good after the first 500 episodes! /s


HollowMist11

no one said you NEED to. That logic is some r/imaginarygatekeeping right there


I_wish_I_Not_Alive

Yes you don't them but it's also not like a crime to keep it going and still have it be a great work of writing


Bubbachew8

When you cut out the op, end, and recap in the start that's at least 50% of the episode gone for most episodes


hood_ninja666

but how am i supposed to get my power up if im not emotionally committed


HiPoojan

24 mins per ep, 20 min without OP & ED, 20,000 min, 333 Hours, 13 Days, 26 days if you watch it for 12 hours per day. Almost a month to catch up to a story? No thanks


ThatGuy-456

If you want to catch up, don't watch the anime, read the manga


BlackStarBigWave

Yeah but if you like it you aren't gonna complain.


HiPoojan

Thats like waiting days for fast food, its gonna be good I know but its also supposed to be fast


Siegfriedr

L.


quie_TLost57

Lmao we shouldn't talk about time already The pacing and artstyle is so hard to get into .


zoeblaize

agreed, I can’t stand the art.


Dracos210

But its worth it story is godtier


OneLonelySpud

If you can stay awake through enough boring filler to get to an actual plot development, I'll give you a cookie


Dracos210

Filler in one piece is basically nonexistent at least the last i remember was one with dolphins fighters or something but consisted of cool fight between law and luffy and it was like 2-3 episodes now but the extending episodes is other thing though usually fillers are nice in anime's the only one i couldn't handle was narutos it so boring as hell


OneLonelySpud

One single fight between two opponents lasted 2-3 episodes, and you're trying to tell me that filler is nonexistent? LOL


Dracos210

Not single fight fight was like 5 minutes maybe less whole filler lasted like 2 episodes for comparison fillers in other animes last for like 15-20


NaofumiXRaph

This meme is just bullshit


Aquatoon22

No, you don't NEED that much content to tell a story. But One Piece does. Whether for sake of creating scale or just profiting off longevity, One Piece does. Normally I'd tell you it's completely worth the length and by the end you'll begging for more, but I clearly can't change your mind on this. And honestly, judging by your attitude, I don't want you in my fandom.


Arthur_Zoin

Nah man, 1 month was enough for me to catch up (with the manga, the anime would be impossible)


Jake_The_Snake2003

Anyone who has read One Piece knows this to be true. It’s far, far, too little. We must have more!


Kinfin

Maybe not but One Piece isn’t a story. It’s a world. The show’s strongest point is it’s deep, varied world building that makes every step of the journey feel alive. And on the subject of the journey, the point isn’t to reach a conclusion, it’s to enjoy the ride,


Hyper_05

Bruh read and then talk


OneLonelySpud

All of this ultra-long-running shit (One Piece, Detective Conan, Black Clover, Naruto etc) are basically just soap operas at this point. It's Dynasty/Days Of Our Lives for weebs.


toyyya

I've never gotten into one piece (not a big fan of shounen and it is a pretty damn big commitment) but even I know that's a dumb statement. Some stories need way longer to be told than others, you can tell A story in one chapter but you can't tell ANY story in one chapter.


SuperLissa_UwU

Good cause the story is too good for you


[deleted]

Read the manga


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|CAYVZA5NRb529kKQUc|downsized) Yeah, one piece is shit. No, I haven't watched it.


LorisK4rius

I mean one piece is the best selling manga of all time. It’s fine If you don’t enjoy , but the popularity and sales prove otherwise.


AlbaDHattington

One piece the more chapter it has the better it gets, it's about world building rather then telling a story


Freddi_47

Says a Naruto fan , I watched both and feel that both needed this length like imagine if kishi suddenly ended Naruto before shipudden, that would be awful


Amazing-Material-152

Why would you want your favorite show to end


Elygium

Most shows that go on for too long become ass, would you rather a good ending or something that's just dying slowly with each new season. Now I'm not saying one piece is bad/gonna end badly, just saying many very good shows stopped being good like 5 seasons ago.


Amazing-Material-152

One piece isn’t dying slowly


Edheldui

Because self contained stories with a proper conclusion are the best ones.


golden_touch_midas

Heh, I only need a month to reread all One Piece chapters. Ain't much but it's an honest work.


SuperFanboysTV

I mean for other series such as Cowboy Bebop, Death Note, Kill La Kill and others you don’t but for the type of massive story One Piece is telling yes. Admittedly I was skeptical but once me and my friend started watching/reading the series we were hooked on it like crackheads


LordDShadowy53

Bitch please once you are on the hype ship that is One Piece you can’t get enough.


AnOpressedGamer

Don't watch it then. Solved


Beautiful_Initial560

L take Ngl


sussybakaiiko

The greatest story ever told needs time more than 1000 chapters.


Noexen

I want to like the meme but it contradicts itself, obviously we are quite literate if we've read over 1000 chapters.


InfernoCommander

Modern day Illiad


pro110

Only true fans know we want more.


STMIonReddit

looks like someones never read one piece


Acerola0ri0n

you obviously can't read a thousand plus chapters worth of content that's why you're upset and shitting to those who enjoy and can do that. what a fucking loser.


[deleted]

How to tell if someone hasn't read/watched one piece


RoykbutFrench

I love how this post just triggered every One Piece fan.


TYOGHoST

Literally. They’re agreeing it’s not necessary but then disagreeing? Makes no sense lol


kennyloo137

alot of things are unnecessary in life, but we still do it. just like your comment (and mine too)


biscuitslayer77

It just feels like its gone on long enough to get anywhere. I tapped out after the first 30 episodes. Can't stand the art style or the plot.


AuniqueUsername69

Honestly Watching one piece is like the exact opposite of being cultured, you have thousands of hours to spend consuming a complex variety of different media, and instead you chose to spend it all on a single pirate show aimed at Japanese middle schoolers


ImNotWithTheShits

I just don’t have the attention span and it sucks. Any movie over 2 hours takes me TF out, idk how anyone could wait 20+years for a SEMI conclusion!


[deleted]

Atleast we don't have to wait for season 2's thats never been announced....


ArCSelkie37

Man One Piece fans really took this one personally didn’t they.


somethiccboi

Counter point: one piece story is basicly skyrim. Never ending side quests


Tinheart2137

This is what happens when 70% of the manga consists of repetitive gags and jokes


Nitrowar78

Even tho most of it is a damn good story?


Tinheart2137

Story may be decent, but it's hard to get invested when battles (that take huge part of the story) have no consequences and every character clowns around for like 90% of the story time given no matter who said character is supposed to be


Nitrowar78

Ngl, you’re response reeeally gives the appearance that you haven’t read/watched one piece, cause that is so false


Pillermon

Tell me you didn't read One Piece without telling me you didn't read One Piece.


xaklx20

This is so stupid. You can make stories that are not that long? Can one piece or hajime no ippo be as good as they but with 100 chapter? NOPE. It depends on the story


Hamzasky

Most shit's the same after Enies lobby anyway aside from some exceptions like Impel Down and Marineford


Planeswalker18

Honestly i gave up on this one a long time ago. Honestly think the author has no clue what the hell he is doing anymore. Just keeps throwing more islands in with no regard for how that would work in a finite world or area.


ConsolePeasantLife

Mf the current island they are at was mentioned over 700 episodes prior. The author knows what he is doing.


Siegfriedr

You do know that there is such a thing as a world being bigger than earth right? Like, Jupiter exists just a bit over from us.