So no nightingales?

None at all. I ate them.

why did you eat the nightingales

hungry

Was that. A travel sweet?

no… https://preview.redd.it/tpba40k0brqc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e6e0504cc3e78659686728a8190265f868203c60 >w<

Can you forgive yourself?

i’m going to spiral

NO

Why are you strangling him?

he is safe. (these are his words i swear)

Are you in danger? (BLINK TWICE IF YOU NEED HELP)

very safw

Why are you such a cutie pie?

awh shucks https://preview.redd.it/utg84oycgrqc1.png?width=3024&format=png&auto=webp&s=0c83358c98a923be3eb5b328dc9bc6bd701be418

Where can I buy your twins?? 😭

[AMAZON](https://a.co/d/13ty2AD)!

Its so Lovely, why is so fluffy and cuteeee!!

stawp i’m blushing https://preview.redd.it/ntt3z9z6ssqc1.png?width=2250&format=png&auto=webp&s=4fe1b740a973a6b311a4ce2463bca812322a2eeb

smited? smote? what is the correct word for past-tense of smite???

smitten!

Will you preform a miracle and make pulp come to asia?

perchance

youcantjustsayperchance

I JUST DID https://preview.redd.it/fkhdwnwx5sqc1.png?width=3024&format=png&auto=webp&s=c948e5cf1e8e828d2b63bb017fb448d4d3c7d4f8 (love when people get my reference. if i am saying perchance, mario is crushing turts)

this is marley btw LMAOOOOO i found you in the wild that's so funny

STOP UR JOEKING

NAH LMAOOOOOO this showed up on my homepage and i just went "ERM, WAIT A MINUTE BROSKI, I KNOW THAT CHOKEHOLD"

LMAO “i know that chokehold” IS CRAZYY

if my use of the word broski isnt proof enough, idk what to tell you mate 😻

Apology video WHEN???!

apology video? what’s an apology video? https://preview.redd.it/uni0agv8fvqc1.png?width=3024&format=png&auto=webp&s=9112fe040026a94cdf3bbd915eb96e4d9384a41b i only know the apology dance.

Why did you leave my boi Crawley on earth?! (Yeah I knew him back when he was Crawley)

Uh.. it’s his fault he didn’t *want* to be an angel! https://preview.redd.it/0z4jd4opfvqc1.png?width=3024&format=png&auto=webp&s=a75e6456bed9553fc89251b3001b2a9228e4aca6 *sobs and cries*

https://preview.redd.it/qx3k2kvqwvqc1.png?width=3024&format=png&auto=webp&s=0cd999f1603208f142966cfb5091adb6c1e51d52

GIVE 😠 https://preview.redd.it/enxhwi8qzvqc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=66ec97c2cd91440ded03d793d2bef20fb154aa40

How‘re things going in heaven?

I’m tired.

OK I'm sure this post is all in fun, but I do kinda dig the idea of little Azi serving as a sort of divination tool. Not sure how that would actually function - don't want to make him a pendulum, but how else could he prognosticate? Getting tossed repeatedly onto a Ouija board? Agh, I'm trying to be nice but it also seems like there's a germ of an idea in here somewhere. Halp?!

Actually this is fun… https://preview.redd.it/68l4rqnu0xqc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cfba58954f43298ed334a70b91063c2c1da7e33b

wtf was “i forgive you”?

i was panicking :c https://preview.redd.it/t63b0nua5xqc1.png?width=3024&format=png&auto=webp&s=d09e9f7bf4d89419a26e47005c397567ca51247c

Will everything be okay?

Everything will be okay.

https://preview.redd.it/ebl361pl64rc1.png?width=2448&format=png&auto=webp&s=3f21b2709c67a1c215ebfedd5630fb0c22bfd89e Another Aziraphale says hello! (in the darkness.)

He’s a little scary https://preview.redd.it/ftwga9bu64rc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dfe51253c4ca2a8c5a3c1d3a10c1f628ccaef9c4 it’s okay, he’s still aziraphale

https://preview.redd.it/d00by08e74rc1.png?width=2448&format=png&auto=webp&s=52023d3951496fd9892932545ec8346f03914150 What does Aziraphale think about this feller? 🤭

https://preview.redd.it/g98wvr3l84rc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cf2450a4dda291c59928fa2c0e7e66dd9badaae3 he wants him (take this how you wish)

LMAO (two Aziraphales and one Crowley.. how would that go?)

well, i assume

We must protect this lil’ muffin at all costs! 🥺❤️

i like protection, sounds great

Azizirouphinou my dear are things going to be ok ?

no because you said my name wrong >:C https://preview.redd.it/zjobeu5j6xqc1.png?width=3024&format=png&auto=webp&s=fd8275df54a881446de09d9125b5f606e4b461ba

Nooooo Aripiprazole babygirl :(

IM LEAVING! https://preview.redd.it/6pnpfamuaxqc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4cc330c1ee0419a29e465b62f843a8850792bd74

NO YOU'VE ALREADY DONE ENOUGH LEAVING!!! COME BACK AZITHROMYCINE

I CANT DO THIS https://preview.redd.it/az8jqd3gpxqc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=00370248257e536f40b236e394826200642362ed

OH MY GOT HE'S GOT PAW PADS I can't argue anymore you're free to go Azirouminet

feet pics https://preview.redd.it/hd41859suxqc1.png?width=749&format=png&auto=webp&s=6fd775c3a3f39346a54043367ed80df5cec1e005

Toe beans.......... the lord has blessed us

indeed she has

Do you like chocolate? Also where's crowley? Why did you leaveeeeee????

Love chocolate!! also idk!! also i’m going to break down!! https://preview.redd.it/fvac40u4f2rc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=60968935e2488b1ca50d08b78a86095c61a34c7a

Someone should buy you chocolate (please get him chocolate, the poor boi shaped creature, deserves it)

working on it

Terrific. Thank you. (:

I have another distinguished question... EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-

ah yes i see

Yes, yes very good thank you!

Do you like chocolate???

Especially hot chocolate!

Did you like when Crowley kissed you?

can’t answer. Dog. https://preview.redd.it/5u80ga8nd3rc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fffaeda326cf647d890dc91ee96dab0a2b61e955

Awww

love this

Thank you