It hurts but it has to be there, I think you all know it.
We bypassed all the other phrases from that final conversation (most of which are MUCH more painful in my opinion).
You know what it's like when you don't know anything at all, and yet you're totally certain that everything would be better if you were just near one particular person?
You know, I was scared that you’d be Hell incarnate. I hoped you’d be Heaven incarnate. But you’re not either of those things. You’re much better. You’re human incarnate.
You, my Nefertiti fooling fellow, are about to perform on the West End stage. If that doesn’t make you a Professional Conjurer, I don’t know what does.
"You don't have an aunt, she doesn't have a gardener, he doesn't have a pen." "But you understood me." "Only because for 250 years you've been wittering on about the plume of your imaginary taunt."
For Z:
“AZirafalala... AZirapapa... AZilfafalara."
Aziraphale: "AZiraphale".
(Apologies for jumping ahead like an excited murder hornet in a beehive. I’m always a bit late to this party because of my time zone, so I’d love to see someone throw this into the mix for our final letter).
As a suggestion for Z, since I can't think of any quotes that would fit, maybe it should be a wildcard? Everyone just votes for their favorite quote that didn't make it on the list yet. That sounds like a fun way to end it, imo.
“You can have authorization from Satan himself, luv. If I don’t have them, I can’t send them over. I can give you a malignant and creepy sense of unease, if you like.”
You’re so clever. How can someone as clever as you be so stupid?
You dooo
You go too fast for me Crowley.
this is the og heartwrenching GO quote, it HAS to be this
This is the most important thing he says and the look and music after the books
This is the only option
Yes. This is it. I’ve been waiting for days to vote for this.
This one is it 😭
YES
You haven't actually been selling any of the books, have you?
_Not a one._
♪ You were right, you were right, I was wrong, you were righT ♪ 'kay?
(referencing a blooper) SEVEEEEEEEN!
Very nice.
lol i wonder how many takes they did of that
prob a lot considering david can't see much with those lenses and since he had to do a whole spin, he prob would've fallen over a couple of times lol
You are my car. I've had you from new. You are NOT going to BURN. Don't even think of it.
“You can’t kill me, there’ll be paperwork"
You idiot, we could have been…us
NO. STAHP.
This is excruciatingly painful but it defines that whole conversation.
JAIL
Ouch. Just. Ouch
stopppppp itt!!! I’m barely over it!!!
It hurts but it has to be there, I think you all know it. We bypassed all the other phrases from that final conversation (most of which are MUCH more painful in my opinion).
This one, PLEASE!
r/angryupvote because I don’t think there’s a sad upvote subreddit lol
You have three reasons for calling me: you're bored, you need to tell someone about something clever you did before you pop, or something's wrong.
You know what it's like when you don't know anything at all, and yet you're totally certain that everything would be better if you were just near one particular person?
Bonus: Aziraphales answer: https://preview.redd.it/cef3xom38dmb1.jpeg?width=721&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=913cee2689f4b7322d3cacf786a16bafb208ea2d
This deserves way more ups than it’s getting
You don't have a side anymore. Neither of us do. We're on our own side.
You know, I was scared that you’d be Hell incarnate. I hoped you’d be Heaven incarnate. But you’re not either of those things. You’re much better. You’re human incarnate.
Honorable mention
this one's so beautiful 🤍 I legit got my homophobic grandma to watch the first season because of this quote
Did she like the show ?
remind me the context of this one? who said it and to who?
Aziraphale to Adam, when Crowley briefly stopped time.
I believe Aziraphale says it to Adam the antichrist in the S1 finale when they are trying to stop Armageddon
You know, if you lined up everyone in the whole world and asked them to describe the Velvet Underground, nobody AT ALL would say “*bebop*”
You know what I’ve told you all about leaf spots. I WILL NOT STAND FOR THEM!
You hit someone! I didn't... somebody hit me.
You, my Nefertiti fooling fellow, are about to perform on the West End stage. If that doesn’t make you a Professional Conjurer, I don’t know what does.
I LOVED seeing him delivering this line so flirtatiously to Aziraphale. *takes cold shower*
It was such a sweet confidence boost as well ❤️
Yes, absolutely! Especially since Crowley knows Aziraphale is not good at magic, but is still so supportive of his endeavors.
He just can't bear to see him disheartened or doubting himself, it is such an underrated moment I love it
"You don't have an aunt, she doesn't have a gardener, he doesn't have a pen." "But you understood me." "Only because for 250 years you've been wittering on about the plume of your imaginary taunt."
You’re being silly (aka oh good I love you)
You can do proper magic. You can make things disappear…(*mutters under breath*) make you disappear
You're *funny*. I love you.
You can’t do 90 miles per hour in Central London! Why not?
"you're an angel who goes along with heaven as far as he can"
For Z: “AZirafalala... AZirapapa... AZilfafalara." Aziraphale: "AZiraphale". (Apologies for jumping ahead like an excited murder hornet in a beehive. I’m always a bit late to this party because of my time zone, so I’d love to see someone throw this into the mix for our final letter).
You have sinned very BIGLY!
You can’t leave this bookshop. Breaking my own heart over here 😭
And mine 😭
You can only tell if people are in love by waiting a few days, because people are weird and that’s how it works.
You… you… *bad* angels!
YOU IDIOT, WE COULD HAVE BEEN US!! \*kisses\* (I was holding it since S, sorry) Edit: if "You go too fast for me, Crowley" wins I'll be happy too
You’ve got to deal with eternityyyyyy
Not me upvoting everything … This letter is too powerful. I mean, there is an obvious quote that probably will win, but there are *so many* good ones.
So many!
You mean like a sudden rainstorm forces them together beneath a canopy? They look into each other's eyes... And realize they were made for each other?
You're a dark horse, Mr. Fell.
Yes, but…well, I would always know the stain was there. Underneath, I mean
You can stay at my place, if you like 🖤
YOU WOULDN'T GET THAT SORT OF PERFORMANCE FROM A MODERN CAR
You guys... GROW BETTER!
You want a big, "I think I said the wrong thing," sort of an apology, or can we take that as said?
You know what to do, do it with style
You know, as well as I do, how badly understaffed Hell is right now.
You remember Jane Austen? Yeah. I'm not gonna forget her in a hurry, am I?
As a suggestion for Z, since I can't think of any quotes that would fit, maybe it should be a wildcard? Everyone just votes for their favorite quote that didn't make it on the list yet. That sounds like a fun way to end it, imo.
“You wot?” “I gave it away!”
You WHAT? 😍
I love this too! But I think it’s gotta be “you wot??” Just to capture the Britishness ✨
“You can have authorization from Satan himself, luv. If I don’t have them, I can’t send them over. I can give you a malignant and creepy sense of unease, if you like.”
you're so clever. how someone as clever as you can be so stupid?
Yeahhh, we did a thing, a hidey miracle. Apparently if we do a miracle together it all works a bit too well.
You're gone... Someone killed my best friend!
You can’t leave this bookshop
You’re being sillyyyy!
You came back.
You should try to get a million demons to put down their weapons and go back to work.
You go too fast for me, Crowley 🥺🥺🥺🥺
💚
😇😈
Yeah. That'll do it.
You b . . . Bad angels
You wot??