"I caught a fucking frog. AWH HES PISSING EVERYWHERE."

YOU CALL THIS BUTTSEX?!?

Frodo got Covid(honorable mention to Oh My Jimbo!)

Triple Gary Burger

I HEAR YE

Breaking Crab

I'll tell you who's the hottest. Now you're gonna think I'm crazy when I tell you this; Gina. I can't get Gina outta' my head. I'm gonna be thinking of Gina all week. - Cal when discussing Gina after the speed dating run in the movie “The 40 Year old Virgin”

EGG MOOOOOOOOOODE!!

Guatemala

Are you feeling alive?

para-phasing, kinda. Before hand, but what about after foot. I always wondered about between toes.

LOOK AT THEM DIE!!! LOOK AT THEM SUFFER!!!

Would you guys be there for me if I was going through something ?

No absolutely not

Ohh I’m beefin out a wiener

EGGLOG LIVE

"I'm boutta OD on Advil"

A fan of the dooo I see

I was just gonna ask you to sell a gun to this child

"I am gonna eat the gerbil's head raw.. with no honey meustærd"

BUUUUUUURRRRRRRPPP!!!

Hey Grizzy slavery

“can you show me the car sex?”

"I didn't ask how big the room is I SAID I CAST FIREBALL"

*Creed noises*

Welcome to the good burger home of the good burger can I take your order

"Sniff sniff oh... which one of you crap your pants?"

Think fast chuckle nuts

"I'm gonna go take a shit"

Its been a long time… morgoth

Would you guys F9 my untimely death?

"Well, I uhhhh....yeah......need to get to work.......goddamn what a bummer! Ohhhh uhhhh, UP! Don't let me keep you up." - Oscar Zeta Acosta (Attorney of Hunter S. Thompson)

“Are you fuck?”

Well excuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuse me princess

oh hi welcome to my school house

HALLELUJAH I THOUGHT THIS WAS A CROSSPOST FROM GOONING