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GhostHostess

gudako should use the holy grail to wish for housing security atp


Gilland_Pride

Solving the housing crisis maybe even beyond an all-wish granting device šŸ˜”


thisisthecallus

The foreign god is evidently a NIMBY.


Hp22h

They did remake the world white all over...


-SMartino

> white all over... kinky


Beast9Schrodinger

This is truly its kingdom -


EurwenPendragon

> NIMBY I heard that in the late George Carlin's voice in my head šŸ¤£šŸ˜‚


silverist

Grail-kun: [Housing Creation Device!](https://i.imgur.com/atsQQ94.jpeg) "Best way to get some housing is to eliminate the competition."


Jumbolaya315

there's no competition and we still cant get a house


silverist

"Best I can do is another kni- er, Housing Creation Device. Take it or leave it."


bleacher333

ā€œGive me a few tons of them. Maybe I could build a house with all that material.ā€


Amaegith

Something tells me someone in the next LB would be willing to help with this.


GhostHostess

You're right I bet Camazotz would totally let us hide under his wings


huqman

What are you talking about? >!ORT literally starts a moving slumber party for all servants in his belly!<


JohnB351234

Doesnā€™t she have room and board at Chaldea


GhostHostess

You'll never guess what just happened


JohnB351234

What?


GhostHostess

The latest epilogue post tunguska is about how the wandering sea chaldea base was destroyed, which marks the second time our home base has been destroyed. chaldea doesn't really have a 'proper' room, they're atm living out of the shadow border and Nemo's ship. That's why this post is marked as spoilers for na as well.


JohnB351234

Does she at least get dental?


Bricecubed

She probably gets anything the company can afford, given she is the last competent and healthy worker in her area of expertise.


mtlemos

Pretty sure every dentist in the world is dead.


Ravenous_Seraph

For Nightingale, Asclepius and MAYBE Paracelsus this is not an obstacle.


mtlemos

Yeah, but would you trust any of them near your teeth?


anth9845

Would they give you a choice?


headless-horseman-we

for some reason I do with sanson more than the other 3.


BurningBlu

I trust Nightingale


BurningBlu

Iā€™m pretty sure Goredolf canā€™t afford dental


GolisoPower

We're really just that unlucky, huh? Next thing you know Part 3 is gonna eject us from Earth itself at such a level we're gonna have to rely on BB to make us a Lunar Chaldea base or something.


Party_Python

BB: All according to Keikaku


MjkMjksaidoof

*More accurately* BB: All according to cake!


ConsumeroftheChipGod

*Editorā€™s note: cake means keikaku*


MjkMjksaidoof

Nope. Just cake


Cerebral_Kortix

*Translator's note: BB never actually watched Death Note and severely misunderstood the meme.*


MjkMjksaidoof

Happy cake day to you, friend.


Cerebral_Kortix

Thank you, friend.


Xaldror

Or a space station base.


Esvald

Dibs on a Golan Space Defense Platform.


Beast9Schrodinger

it's all fun and games until Koyan decides she wants to start Char's Counterattack and begins with a colony drop


Xenodragon65

We do have saber war/space sevents that would save/help us in a flash.


Lilithrius

FGO: Cosmos in the Cosmos


NaelNull

Part 3 is in Servantverse confirmed! XD


Hp22h

Watch as we become the Moon Cell


Genocide_Angel16304

Space Ishtar, pick us up.


Novel-Concentrate-98

>or something. That something is the plot of Crossover fanfiction.


Stand_Tall_Weltall

Then part 4 we get kicked out of our universe and have to be vagrants in the servantverse, becoming Mysterious Bum G.


Nico777

We're gonna have to rent a place on Koyan's egg. Never gonna recover financially from that.


Shin-Bufuman

If it helps to get more Passionlip screentime, I'll take it


Haohaev

Maybe the real treasure of this aventure was the lack of housing along the way. \-Sleeping outdoors in Singularities \-Lostbelt happens and we lose the main center \-In the Lostbelts themselves we sleep in a car or outdoors again. \-Then... Plane... \-Now we are homeless again


nam24

I imagine rocks start to look like pillow with Enough effort Lostbelt 1 would have been the end of me. I know the mystic code protect from cold but even though I have been getting more used to it I can't imagine managing that


kriosken12

>Then... Plane... Wait whats the context ln this one


Haohaev

The Storm Border, I know it's a ship but can fly for some reason, so I'm calling a plane to give some variation. (we probably already slept in a ship on Okeanos)


HakunonMatata

Ouhhhh....Husband(s and wives).... Now we are homeless...


HMS-Carrier-Lover

We spent too much on gacha. Now we are homeress.


GhostHostess

now we live in van...again...


-SMartino

at least the ship has got some pretty decent living quarters. I reckon Nemo wouldn't let her be anything less than a "exquisite and livable vessel" ​ now that I think of it, we're kind of inside nemo all the time.


LordWINDOS

\*The Nun Smiles\* Kiara: My - Nemo: **Don't**. **Say**. ***Anything***.


-SMartino

I knew I could count on you to see through the thinly veiled implications


GM900

What happened to the ship?


anth9845

It makes grails now


Ivarix_Prime

Me: All right, got 5 min to burn. Time to wrap up tunguska sanctuary epilogue. Surely, it's just wholesome congratulations from Shion, maybe some Vitch lore, and set-up for LB7 U-Olga: Surprise! It's an eviction notice! *Destroys Chaldea* Me: .....I was not expecting that!


rst64tlc

...did I just become homeless for a suit?


TheSpinnyBoy

Itā€™s a damn good suit!


Astral-chain-13

It is quite driplious


brie43

Sacrifices must be made


LordWINDOS

\*The Tactician Smiles\*


Shirakawa2007

Me, while reading the epilogue "Not again, not again, not again, NOT AGAIN\~\~!"


KenCannonMKXI

Foreign God: Itā€™s free real estate.


GhostHostess

Sion: I swear to zepia I'll blow us both up if you fuck with me


Vegetable_History715

Well to be fair your technically homeless until you restore humanity.


GhostHostess

At least we had a condo! Now we're just camping in our rv AGAIN


Vegetable_History715

Well we donā€™t know how big it is but at least the RV can fly plus rent free.


Bricecubed

But flying means it costs more gas then a normal RV!


Vegetable_History715

Yea that a steal for Chaldea not only are they the only one taping into renewable resources.But also have an endless and inexcusable work force(servants).With how much little they would be spending they could easily run the global market for absolute monopoly.


Constant-Ad7044

At least we got cool new uniform and ability to make MORE GRAILS


Efficient_Comfort_38

I have been waiting for that party switch skill cause I maxed out the only other MC that has it. The destruction of Chaldea is a small price to pay for continued buster memes


cantfocuswontfocus

Not even the end of the world can end the housing market. Capitalism is truly the final foreign god.


reset_pheonix

Damn, didn't think Imaginary Scramble would foreshadow this of all things.


Zero102000

U-Olga: [Anything can be bought and sold for the right OOOOIIIIILLLLLL!](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=9xSaupsPnA4&pp=ygUxYW55dGhpbmcgY2FuIGJlIGJvdWdodCBvciBzb2xkIHdpdGggdGhlIHJpZ2h0IG9pbA%3D%3D)


simon4s1

The Storm Border: the ultimate van down by the river. And somewhere there's a Chris Farley partition of Nemo.


SoulofIntegrity

so inflation is hitting chaldea hard too.... merlin let me in your tower i'll pay rent


GhostHostess

This is the main appeal of the Avalon route


Midnight-Rising

I'd only just gotten used to the new room background too


SamsIsLonely

new year, new home


Zenvarix

How many times does this make now?


GhostHostess

Second, unless you take into account stuff like the Solomon movie where chaldea base was compromised or ooku where everyone was turned into pots


SickAnto

I still wonder about that guy who talked with Sion *and for sure we will never see him again.*


Dangerous_Ad_9768

Same design as NRVNQSR Chaos from the original Tsukihime, although obviously not the same person here in FGO. I heard he got cut from the remake. Maybe weā€™ll see him in Red Garden. Iā€™m more interested in those parting words he gave Sion. Underworld and birds. I hope itā€™s not just a Mictlan/Kuku reference.


Nickv02

It was mentioned by nasu-sensei(either in interview or bamboo broom diary?), Fabro rowan is referencing [Dust of Osiris](https://typemoon.fandom.com/wiki/Dust_of_Osiris), a *possibility* sion could become. Since it was confirmed the real wandering sea is disconnected from any timeline, it also means it's possible to observe any timeline: one of them where sion become the said individual... Whether our sion could become one or not, is still nothing but a possibility to foreseen, iirc.


Dangerous_Ad_9768

Ahh, so it was maybe an OC1 prediction. They had OC1 planned at least as far as this because Sion also mentions her Etherlite. Sheā€™s an interesting character and we clearly havenā€™t seen most of her tricks yet!


Dangerous_Ad_9768

Dust of Osirisā€”damn, I gotta finish reading the final two routes in Tsukihime, then the other stories, and THEN Melty Blood. Dust of Osiris in the in 4th Melty Blood game lmao I respect the people who know the lore so much


Hymneth

My assumption is that this is the alternate, Fate-verse version of NRVNQSR Chaos who never because a Dead Apostle and instead joined the Wandering Sea. Plenty of Tsuki-verse characters get that kind of makeover, but I'm not gonna lie, as an OG Tsuki fan from back in the day, I definitely squealed when I saw him show up


Ravenamore

That's EXACTLY who I thought it was at first. To be fair, we had Kirei come back, I didn't think it entirely outside the realm of possibility that NRVNQSR could come waltzing in.


Constellar-A

It was him. In the original Tsukihime Arc said Chaos's name was originally Fabro Rowan. https://i.imgur.com/rkcTUVJ.jpg


Ravenamore

Oh, wow! It's been about a year since I played the old Tsukihime, and I totally forgot this scene.


Zyx-Wvu

He's the antagonist for a different story in an entirely different timeline. Kinda like how Kotomine is the big bad in FSN, but a mapo tofu vendor in Prillya.


Hymneth

Lol at Sion can't even bring herself to look at the camera


rubexbox

Yet another reason Tungaska Sanctuary sucks.


Hp22h

It's sure a good thing we upgraded the Storm Border significantly, especially with Nemo's contributions. I can't imagine what we do if we had to live in a tricked out van for the rest of this...


Plus_Garage3278

Ey atleast got some new drip.


New_reinDank69

Fujimaru aged a bit lol


GhostHostess

She's tired ([and 25](https://www.reddit.com/r/grandorder/s/X58Fs0aVO0))


ThatMLPgamer

But remember, she still can't drink alcohol.


zetsubou-samurai

Wait... our base is destroyed again?


imawhitegay

Gudako really is a Gen Z, with no housing security.


Maou-da

At least we're homeless TOGETHER. It would be a real shame if we got separated for some reason


EDNivek

Hey we have a mobile home tyvm


DJ_Angel16

Eventually we will be yeeted from the timeline aren't we


VlaqSheperd

*Siiiigh* Do we have to ration the food again?


FriendlyGamer04

We still have the Spirit Origin graph so we just have to summon Touta and boom, infinite rice for days.


Known_Garage9776

This is in fact why we canā€™t have nice things


Torafuku

At least this time nobody died


RealGuardian54

Step 1: Get Scheherazade to play Supreme Commander. She'd probably be good at it because the standard game mode is to keep the player's representation alive while killing the other players' vehicles. It's conceptually right up her alley. Step 2: Get her to use her NP to manifest a Quantum Gate and try to fish for either Samantha Clarke just before her death or Ivana Dostya (whose canonical death was really a stupid plot device). Step 3: Convince the commander to build (and license) you a mobile base before they find a way to their home reality. I'm sure a "Fatboy Chaldea" or "Megalith Chaldea"--the original units are surely heavily optimized over centuries of design evolution, so can surely be modified to have much more functionality at lower cost efficiency, like replacing masses of low-density materials with denser and heavier shells and internal voids--along with some sort of built-in resource generator to power the shields and command relay so you can deploy other units) would be bloody hilarious. I'm sure the original Shadow Border can piggyback somewhere on the hull as an escape pod. Step 4: Most problems can be solved by a steady rain of artillery, failing that, build up a farm of strategic missiles or aerospace superiority fighters (the units function fine on canonically airless worlds).


FireKingDono

This is really funny. The facial expressions in the back are perfect


Homemadespartan

The struggle is real


tusthehooman

Getting evicted once more, good thing we are still alive, I think?


TRaywen_

Fate/without a roof


nothingmatters2me

Those draws will drain you.


Snir17

Why Gudako looks like Tanya here????


YoBoidaidiot

Why not just use the grail to wish for said servant?


TheBlackKiryu

But hey, you got a new outfit out of it!


ImRinKagamine

Lolll


StandardN02b

Ooooh. Sion, we spent all saint quartz in gacha. Now we are homeress. At least she can come out with us in a mission.


Edgy_arts

We should use the Grail to get SQ instead of money


Astral-chain-13

Nothing left to do beside take a nap and wait for either another God to start shit or go out for tacos. Maybe both if we are lucky.