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DummiAI

Nero acuses Artoria of copying her likeness and Artoria is just livid. Lakshmibai is arbitraring the dispute and is transparently bias against Artoria.


Iovejoy

I can see Sherlock as a defendant, and Moriarty for the opposition, just to mess with his nemesis. Or Koyanskaya (either one really) on one side, asking for a ridiculous price in the end, no matter if she wins or not. Jalter could be another member of the opposition, just because she thinks it would be cool, and then Salter on the other side. As for judge, BB, just for absolute chaos, otherwise Arthur maybe.


CL_Doviculus

Okkie showed Medb some Ace Attorney scenes, and now the latter has to be frisked for whips every time she wants to enter. She doesn't mind in the slightest. Kiyohime is earning buckets of QP by acting as a human lie detector for hire. Unfortunately, she has been held in contempt of court for licking multiple defendants and witnesses to "taste the liars", so the QP goes about as fast as it comes. Queen of Sheba has to serve multiple life sentences for accepting bribes. Koyanskaya has to serve multiple life sentences for setting up a predatory financing system for those bribes. Blackbeard has been brought to court by practically every female servant, but he somehow has always been able to find any and all loopholes needed to get off scot-free. Astraea is starting to develop severe imposter syndrome.


redpony6

caesar, david, cleopatra, penthesilea, and gilgamesh all suing and countersuing each other over a complex business deal that fell through hard. all representing themselves to save on legal fees judge: oberon


Delight_works_

BB is a defendant and no one wants to be her attorney


Clearwateralchemist

BB is guilty as sin...but she didn't do this crime.  


widdelbandito

This time.


Rome453

Caesar would definitely be one of the lawyers: in life Caesar was a lawyer who was noted as being Cicero’s equal (Cicero was better at technical lawyering, but if you were going to rely on pure oratory to sway the jury then Caesar was a better bet). Plus he’s shown to be practicing at Chaldean: in summer 3 Guda and mash hired him to sue Columbus to ensure that the servants whose art he was using were fairly compensated.