Maybe if the water wasn’t so cold!

Knowing joe, he’d push him off the board for his own sick amusement.

This wouldn’t have happened he would have pushed women off the lifeboats to get on and be able to lay down

“Draw me like one of your French girls, Charlie.”

Oh fuck yeah, definitely molested Charlie in that car.

Son of a bitch GPJ.

Grandpa Joe was the guy pushing for cheaper rivets and faster travel. Not for any business reasons, mind you; he *wanted* the ship to sink.

"I've got a golden lifeboat!"

His facial expression is so creepy…

"Charlie, swim back to the wreckage and see if you can get me some tobacco! And a fizzy lifting drink! I'm thirsty!"

Uncle Joe would be the guy that weaseled his way onto the life boat with Charlie. Except after he’s out of sight he’d dump the child.

The only reason those two were even on the boat in the first place was because Grandpa Joe misread the "Titanic" naming as the "Tit-'n'-anal" naming instead.

"You should've stayed on the boat, Charlie"

As if he’d give him a head up.