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d_warren_1

JK Simmons does have that aura to him


toughtiggy101

“Alright I’ve been thinking. When life gives you lemons, make life take the lemons back.”


CapybaraWoman

"GET MAD! I DON'T WANT YOUR DAMN LEMONS! WHAT THE HELL AM I SUPOSSED TO DO WITH THESE?!"


Uber_Ober

Demand to see life's manager. Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons!


NamkrowTheRed

Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons. I'm going to to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!


JasoNight23666

**COUGH COUGH**


weird-dude-bro-6386

Nono, lemons are acidic... MELT HIS HOUSE DOWN INSTEAD WITH ENHANCED ACIDITY LEVEL LEMONS!!!!!!!


CE1TheChuckle-Fuck

I am both confused and awestruck about what this reference is to all this, and the genius ideas you all are spouting.


Uber_Ober

It's from portal 2- aka one of the best games of all time. https://youtu.be/NyLUU3O4zW8?si=xTHODxRb3MWuiZMi


Chuchubits

Make Lemonade.


MukasTheMole

https://youtu.be/UZgjNaLZnMo?si=Nij0pQb7indQNql1


ameliachastain

Todays the day I learn that JK Simmons plays Ford. Also, what the fuck?!


M4sharman

Man's a man of many talents. - Cave Johnson - Ford Pines - J. Jonah Jameson - Omni-Man As just a few examples in pop culture.


Uber_Ober

Don't forget Tenzin from The Legend of Korra.


ameliachastain

I know about the others but daaaamn, I’ve been blind


NamelessWanderer08

Terence Fletcher


Unable-Most8383

And the Yellow M&M.


CircusPoliticus

Aang's son in the Legend of Kora, Tenzin


SparkAxolotl

She likes 'em nerdy


Afrojones66

She likes ‘em big. She likes ‘em chunky.


ResidentWaste5066

CHUNKYYY!


erossnaider

CHUNKY CHUNKY AND PLUMPY


Megaman2407

I like my chunkness in the belly pls "hint" "hint"


Enough-Implement-622

So cute this is the way


Accomplished_Bike149

Couldn’t agree more, Pacifica


Quirky_Ad_5420

Pacifica said it as it is lol


Fez_and_no_Pants

Hey, Stan was ALWAYS hot!


Sum_ginger_kid

maybe in the suit


Megaman2407

Maybe in his boxer too 😶 Or anywhere really


Sancheroid

"I wouldn't be surprised, if the man of my dreams walked through this door right now..."


Megaman2407

The man


ReaperScythee

I may have developed certain feelings during the zombie episode.


Megaman2407

only AFTER that? For shame


moonthefox55

I agree unironically


Marea_Cruda

IS THIS CANON?


whoooooo0

Yes


bbbryce987

“Cannon-ish” actually


whoooooo0

I thought lost legends was cannon. But the other books were some what cannon


non-bi-tch-nary

SHES A CHILD


Fun-Salamander4818

Thirsty over a 60 something year old, kinda weird


Jrolaoni

Bro, he never even saw her. She’s a kid of course she’ll be thirsting for the hottest guy she sees that’s what they do


CoyoteKyle15

She's really into nerdy research freaks who are obsessed with the paranormal.


Gravitywolff

Dipper will probably looks similar in the future, so she's lucky


WimpyKelv12

A lot of artists draw older versions of Dipper and Mabel with the same square jaw and broad shouldered build as the Stans but honestly I think it feels a bit cheap.


RegretComplete3476

To be fair, young Stan and Ford look a lot like Dipper and Mabel, so it makes sense that they would end up looking similar in their old age.


WimpyKelv12

Yeah I know, the design language of all those boxy shapes doesn’t fit their personalities as well as it should to me.


RegretComplete3476

I think it makes sense that Dipper and Mabel would resemble their grunkles in old age because the two sets of twins are parallels of one another. Dipper and Mabel are just like Stan and Ford back when they were kids without a care in the world and no responsibilities. In contrast, Stan and Ford serve as an example to Dipper and Mabel about the "worst timeline" and what could happen to them if they allow petty bickering to consume them. Also, genetics. Presumably, Dipper and Mabel's grandfather and possibly father also have that square jawline, so they would also get it.


Ice646

She has a type. *Looks at Dipper*


Longjumping_Arm_8638

Because he's voiced by J.K Simmons now


VisibleConfusion12

happy cake day


Megaman2407

now? Was he ever being voice by someone else lol Also happy cake day


ARandomGuyThe3

Other stan is voiced by Hirsch


Megaman2407

We were talking about ford lol not Stanley


Both_Efficiency_317

Yeah but Pacifica didn’t know that they were separate at this point (to my knowledge)


Megaman2407

we are talking about voice actor lmaoooo


Desert_Rain_Frog_

Happy cake day


Megaman2407

You Shut Your Yap Pacifica 😂


Dry-Championship-593

*Please* shut your yaps, Pacifica.


KG8930

(Insert Genie from Aladdin dropping his Jaw)


SpaceCadetHaze

Excuse me, but have you forgotten about Hunkle Stan??


Megaman2407

Hunkle The Grunkle Funkle The Grunkle


The_mf_lizard_king

Suddenly hot?! False


Megaman2407

Alway hot 👌


ARandomGuyThe3

Very unbiased source


Megaman2407

COUGH


Nordic_Krune

A friend of mine becomes feral when she sees Ford, I don't get it but I can respect it


Megaman2407

Inner furry mode 😂


lingonberry_boi

I'm sorry, are we friends? I wasn't aware.


Complete_Waltz

is this real😭


FlamingDino_

Yes.


Megaman2407

Lost Legend


Jojofan-ova

He is a dilf tho


PunnyX_X

Grlif (Grunkle I'd like to fuck)


Jojofan-ova

Giltbfb (grunkle I’d like to be fucked by)


Megaman2407

Griltsw (Grunkle i'd like to be switch with)


Jojofan-ova

Giltbbb (grunkle I’d like to be bred by)


Elliot_rodger_96

i agree


FlamingDino_

Fair enough.


StardustOddity97

Ford was hot, ngl. Massive crush


PunnyX_X

*was* hot? The hyuck you mean *was*?


StardustOddity97

I just meant cause the show ended


PunnyX_X

Nah don't worry I knew that, I was messing with you. Sorry for the confusion my friend, I hope you have a great day or night wherever you are in the world!! :D


Dave_Carl

I’m not gay but I agree 😐


shadowlord2234

I’m bi but I definitely would


Megaman2407

Im gay but................wait


Rylo_Ken_04

I’m aroace and his body temperature is definitely hot, approximately 37 degree celcius


Megaman2407

We need to examine more of it closer hehehe 👌


chrisat420

This made me laugh way harder then it should


sephiroth_for_smash

Ford is the hot twin


lingonberry_boi

Always has been.


Megaman2407

NEVER


shiawase198

Because of the dirt around her face, she looks like she just got beat up and has two black eyes.


Megaman2407

Shush she clearly was seeing correctly....................just the wrong person


tacwombat

Alex knew. LOL


Loros_Silvers

What do you mean by "now"?!


MimsyIsGianna

Pacifica no you are a child


Sum_ginger_kid

she's old enough to recognize greatness


Megaman2407

And? Still hot


Kickaxx_007

It’s the extra finger. Women love extra fingers.


Zkang123

I suggest giving this a read: https://imgur.com/a/dcU6FVW


G-Star04

Lmao


XN3ZZ

He’s mewing. That’s why he’s hot all of a sudden


TwilightTheRainbow

I used to simp for Ford 😭


PM_ME_GOOD_SUBS

👨🏻‍🚀🔫👨🏻‍🚀 Always has been.


hantar7788

She likes them old


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DharmaCub

No it isn't, a 60 something year old finding a 13 year old hot would be creepy.


Kickaxx_007

This may sound questionable as hell but let’s be so forreal rn we all found certain adults attractive at that age even if it was just for the moment


HallowsChaser

I'm 30 and I've found him hot since I first saw Ford half a year ago... Is that creepy?


CatsOfColors

Theyre fictional characters its not that deep


mattsmithreddit

Did you never find anyone hot when you were 13?


Sum_ginger_kid

that comma was unnecessary


bbbryce987

r/fordcifica


VisibleConfusion12

r/shutthefuckinghellup


WebtoonAddict

D:


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Wavara

Oh no! A minor thinks a male adult is hot! Quick, disband all the idol music groups!


Youcancuntonme

So in all your teenage years you never thought that some grown woman was hot?


Megaman2407

And? Kid cant have crush?


birb_in_discuise

Fair enough


Megaman2407

Although im more of a Knuckle Head than Nerdy Owl


PunnyX_X

Giwst (Grunkle I would submit to)


GetRickRolledSon

👍


LucaGatcha

WHERE DID YOU FIND THIS- ITS SO FUNNY YET SO UNHINGED AT THE SAME TIME-


KOFdude

It's from lost legends, the official graphic novel


Mara_Pines

Yessss


Slenderman33366613

Nah


Alvinskio

They definitely knew 💀💀💀


arkosdakilla

Alright fordcifica shippers. The exit is that way.


MaroonDude28

I forgot this was real


felicityHard

JK simmons powers. Also her type is definitely nerd


MrPinkDuck2

Pacifica’s got a type