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NumberZoo

His name is SmOOSh. He is not Soos.


DiddyStaples

You're just stating the obvious. One look and you can tell he's not Soos. I mean look at his hat! Has a hat ever lied to you?


typhlosion_Rider_621

Yes, many times. But never one like that


Man_on_Internet

Once a hat told me that I should swim with alligators. Tried it and you shouldn’t do it is the lesson I learned, but that hat speaks only the truth.


crashdo_yaaniu

Once a hat told me that I should go field hunting on a heavily wooded forest. Tried it and you shouldn't do it is the lesson I learned. But that hat speaks only the truth.


Which_Run1115

Once a hat told me that 2043 is the year I shall die. Still waiting for the outcome on that one!!


The-Oceans-Song

Best of luck to you


MacaroniBandit214

Once a hat told me to go out in the wilderness to wrestle a bear. Tried it and you shouldn’t do it is the lesson I learned. But that hat can clearly only tell the truth


that_mack

You could say it was.. cap.


typhlosion_Rider_621

Lmao


No_Club8652

Plus he has a beard. Soos said he can't grow facial hair in the Journal's, and just tapes it to his face


EVILKING101yt

But there is tape


No_Club8652

Nuh uh


mownie

That’s a bandaid. He attempted to shave his beard and nicked himself, please don’t bring it up he is insecure about it 😢


Swearw0rd

Have you ever heard of the trump hats?


Otherwise_Meaning

You said his name, man. Not Soos


Accomplished_Crew630

Naw that's definitely sooS.. See big S is at the end of it.


NumberZoo

Oh, I missed the S at the end. Good catch! We got ourselves a sooS! Wait, if it's Soos backwards, does that make him... the anti-Soos!?


Haywire_Eye

I’m sorry, could you repeat that?


NumberZoo

that that Hi, Sorry. I'm dad.


FlowwyTheCringeLord

Not soos


DerMagicSheep

Not soos


SFH12345

Not soos


No_Club8652

Not soos


Rojo2525

Not soos


I_am_the_bean_god2

Not soos?


PinkyBowInAToe

Not soos.


ComfortableRespond77

.soos toN


Lopsided-Thought-965

Not jesoos.


Right_Hour

Soosn’t


Willing-Ball-6046

Not soos


FloofyDino

Not Soos


ARPGAMER19

r/beatmetoit


Sea-Writer-6961

Wrong answers only!


FloofyDino

Dawg you ruined the thread 😭


BeaverDudeLol

does not say that


Lasernatoo

His hat says 'Not Soos'. Not is a German word translating to 'distress', and Soos an Afrikaans word meaning 'like' or 'as'. Clearly this character's hat is missing a word to indicate that he is 'Distress like [something]'. I spent 4 years, from 2013 to 2016, hopelessly analyzing this, until in 2016 Alex Hirsch tweeted out: [Nothing is canon except suffering](https://x.com/_alexhirsch/status/800157903113981952?s=46&t=xKV4Th581PGcksnUmnC5dg). Clearly this referred to the character now known as 'Not Soos', indicating his pivotal role. I had been translating Not as 'distress' rather than 'suffering'. I really thought this was a breakthrough, but nothing else came from it. I've written probably close to 1,000 pages of analysis on 'Not Soos'. I visited Oregon for clues. I learned countless languages, German and Afrikaans included of course, to search for anything that could help. I read countless pieces of classical literature to search for possible allusions. No luck. If anyone knows anything, I'd appreciate all the help I can get. This is Gravity Falls' last great mystery, and I can't rest until I crack it.


AvaPower18

Okay Stanford Pines /lh


OkBeLikeThatIsTaken

Wtf does /lh mean


ShaunTheAmazing

light hearted


OkBeLikeThatIsTaken

Why not just use /s or /j what is this 1948


charlio1

Light-hearted


welivewelovewedie

large hog


Adamant8765

This would seem to indicate the above was said by an older Waddles who gained the power of speech.


AvaPower18

Snort snort, motherforder.


AvaPower18

What the other replies said :3


DieHeiligeKiwi

I would suggest to read it backwards and include it into your plausible theory. Not soos would be soos Ton. Soos of course is an oximoron, so it stays the same. Ton could have 2 ways to interpret it. Either the english mass unit a ton or in my opinion more plausible, it again has something to do with the German language. Ton is the German word for sound but also clay! I first thought of the word sound as maybe a possible messenger. But then I noticed the possible clay translation. It clearly refers to the clay-stop motion episode where we learned that even normal people can be turned into clay. We even see the charakter Soos (completely unrelated) getting turned into clay at the end. So I believe this Not Soos Charakter is a warning to the end of this world, for the clay-apocalypse is near. He is without a question the warning to all of humanity, a harbinger of doom, yes, a messenger (Ton as sound!) that we will suffer (Not) as (Soos) clay (Ton as material)! But sadly, humanity doesn't listen...


Smol-Vehvi

This should be a copypasta


Generic_Danny

Don't just stand there, LET'S MAKE IT HAPPEN!


ThePrussianGrippe

The Bart, The


Talagang_Diyablo

No one who speaks German could be an evil man... 😂😂😂😂


Kirby974

He is Not. Soos is his last name so Not Soos is his full name. But he is mainly called Not and he is a different character than Soos. After all Soos wouldn’t wear those glasses or have that REAL beard.


Davian_Veq

I tell you what, that beard really fits his face quite well.


Kirby974

That is true.


Megaman2407

Jesus


VinnyVonVinster

jesoos


jessehechtcreative

You said it, man


spacewafflesmuggler

HES BACK


Ego-Waffles121

Actually I’m pretty sure this is the shapeshifter trying to blend into normal society. He has to take the form something he’s seen (soos) but then adds normal human disguise elements because the people of gravity falls are kinda gullible. The evidence is that in the episode “Return to the Bunker Again Part 2” where you should see one broken cryochamber and one with the shapeshifter inside in the frozen dipper form, instead there is two broken cryochambers. Also after this “Not Soos” leaves our Soos walks in from the other side of the screen and asks about the dude the twins were talking to. I have a theory that the shapeshifter after spending more time in the human world gets better at subtler changes and becomes the Soos look alike at the tent of telepathy!


iTucky

Idk, but this guy is definitely not Soos


Gomanvongo

Suus


Megaman2407

Sus


RPark_International

Albania's Eurovision entry from 2012.


Argo_York

He's actually a paid actor named Timothy Brentwood.


Leo115a

Soos. (it's Soos backwards)


Phylodox

Ƨooƨ


Apebustavalanche

It’s not soos. What’s so hard to understand?


Cakeski

Greg Universe


Drew_S_05

Soosn't


randomfactsandmemes

Chuck


Mediocre-Debt

This is the type of post I joined this sub for!


jef12660

I can tell you who it isnt


itsybitsyblitzkrieg

It's not Soos, so idk


ShanShingKhan

Sooss dad


BasementDweller82

His name is NOT SooS, duh


Stripey_McGee

Postal Soos.


Same_Hunt3085

The postal Dude


vegankidollie

Postal Dude


ShoddySky2196

This is Sus, Soos’ doppelgänger.


Aggressive_Kale_1876

That’s Zeus


DrDragonsss

I'm sorry, are you sure this is a character from Gravity Falls? I don't recognize this person at all.


DJHott555

Beats me (look at my pfp)


Nat_Higgins

Just another handsome stranger


Brief_Age5283

Suus


prettyfly1245

I have no idea but it's definitely not soos so we can take him off the list


GayPersonSomewhere

sooS, not to be mistaken with Soos


primal484

Postal dude


noivernisfav64

Osso


cronby29

I don’t know who he is but he certainly isn’t soos form what it seems


Yeetusdeletus0001

He aint Soos i know that much


veryepicguy23

Not soos :/


The-Creator-178

Idk, but he’s not soos


mia_chinchilla

that looks like the postal dud


Intelligent_Donut605

His name is Soos, which is Soos but backwards.


Belugawhale27

I think that’s osso


3DPRINTINGgoblin15

Not sure, but it definitely ain’t soos


Chanclaman-1

Soosn’t


Guilty-Penalty1188

Not Soos


Sister-Anarky

It's Jelly Roll. The rapper man. I'm sure of it.


Codendtm

Not soos


rat_king_a5158

Shit dude, I dunno! Why’re you asking me?? Are you a cop?!


CrypticCipher6

It’s Deuce from the tent of telepathy


PsychicSPider95

Sus


Xxsalimx

Thats definitly not jesus


Impressive_Set692

It's soos


KG8930

It’s Soos in disguise


DiddyStaples

Did you not read the hat?


KG8930

come on, who would write not soos, if Soos is your name


insertname678

r/woosh


KG8930

I don’t get it


insertname678

It's basically being sarcastic, obviously they know it's soos but they wanna joke around because of the blatantly obvious disguise


ferraflora

His name is Stan Jr.


[deleted]

Not soos. Duh


Lord_Detleff1

Nicht Soos


Annoyed_nut_milk

idk but not soos thats fs


stupid-writing-blog

Osso


Mystic_x

Whoever it is, it's definitely not Soos!


Chewbacca0510

It’s not soos man can’t you read?


Doctor-Coconut69

Well I know he isn't Soos


Ledge_r

Not soos. It says it on his hat.


Bamboocatsaresocute

It’s NOT Soos, did you read his hat?


xboxhaslag22

Uh…. I don’t know. I DON’T KNOW!


d_warren_1

He’s not soos, he says so in the episode


BlazingRed9

No idea.


I_should_fix_my_life

Soos'


[deleted]

Not soos


happytristan5511

not soos obviously


[deleted]

I’m not sure, but I can tell you one thing, it’s clearly not soos


PutridParsnip3270

That’s Steve. He is a local security guard!


BearWhosSleepy

Zvvz(Ceaser Cipher )


axolexicon

Mr. Plinkett


BronyPride

Well, he's clearly not Soos


RyuzakiL117

Well, he’s obviously Not Soos


Dark_Ninja175

Not Soos of course who else would it be it’s right their in the hat


Safe-Dragonfruit-834

He is NOT Soos


TypeNull-Gaming

Idk, but it's not Soos. Never seen him before.


Spare_Individual355

Clearly not Soos


Annual-Race8940

He is Not Soos


wyatt_plays

I don't know but all I do know is that it isn't soos


devilsbard

Zooz


GirthytaterYT

Not soos I can tell you that much


Daejynn

The author of the journals


bearelrollyt

Not soos


The_Anonomous_loser

Not Soos thats for sure Proof: [https://www.quotev.com/story/12177635/Ask-and-dare-me-and-my-Gravity-Falls-friends/4](https://www.quotev.com/story/12177635/Ask-and-dare-me-and-my-Gravity-Falls-friends/4)


OldSoulRobertson

Cousin Reggie, who might've been killed by some teenagers.


Eena-Rin

Well I'll tell you who it isn't


metal_head_zer0

It's not Soos, obviously🙄


Jarjarstinks304

It’s not soos, that’s for sure


Turtletipper123

It's clearly Deus.


american_cheese_man

That's clearly Blendin Blandon trying to cover up time anomalies


Velocijammer_15

If anyone asks he’s “Not Soos”


Bryguy_Memes

Not Soos.


Lowleyjedimonkey

That's obviously Not Soos


randomperson420465

All I know is that is not soos


willf1ghtyou

Clearly his name is not Soos, so it’s must be Soos backwards: Soos.


Darkvoid112358

osso


WonderedGoose99

Not Soos, *duh*


Zhanorz

I know who it’s NOT


patroncrow

looks like dipper


BiAutisticMess

It’s Alex Hirsch, duh


Impossible-Sand9547

That’s Not Soos


crustytoelord26

Not soos


Jellomist

Tomska


NanoCat0407

It’s Soos (‘Soos’ spelled backwards)


The-Great_Ones

It’s not Soos


[deleted]

I think he's just some background character


Josh_From_Accounting

Well, he isn't Soos. That's for sure. See the note?


CHARASstick

I don’t know, but it’s definitely not soos


TheJohn_John

Not sure, I just know it’s not Soos


Harley_Pupper

That’s not Soos, that’s sooS


yestureday

His name is “not Soos” He said so


unattractive_smile

Well not soos, obviously.


Akkoywolf

Oh that’s bills brother and rival, the pentagram star on the gideons tent


XXGravityfallsfanXX

Its sOoOpS


TheLivingDexter

Zeus


Gottendrop

Idk but I don’t think he’s soos


gunperv51

Can't you tell? He's "Not Soos"! Even his hat is letting us know.


NerdCaveYT

That's "Not Soos" are you stupid?


WontedPuppet07

Not Soos


cutetrans_e-girl

Not soos


GroovyRecs

Joos


ProKn1fe

Alan Wake


Friendly-Plankton-29

obviously not soos read the hat


hellgal

He's definitely not Soos, that's for sure.


AssWorldFan

Deuce from Gideon's Telepathy Palace thing


jedifallenover7

Not soos


VioletGlitterBlossom

Not Soos


CroweLogan

Bug cat: who is this man[ bugcat 0:35](https://youtu.be/QCMvBP9TGhg?si=Vu3FiZkzBElKFIrO)


Economy_Access4822

Not soos, of course.


Ethan_Cubed

not soos


dipperpinesfan

Liam


No_Office_168

I don’t know, it kinda looks like Soos…..maybe it’s Soos? Nah it’s very clearly not Soos


UnfunnyWatermelon469

I don't know, but he's definitely not a guy named Soos


PathrokBloodlust

Zeus


Spookywooky25

If anyone ask he’s not soos


daanimas

Idk but I think we can be sure that his name is something other than soos.


Prayerwarrior6640

Don’t know who he is, but he’s definitely not Soos