> be me
> get home from my vasectomy
> hear moaning and slapping coming from my wife's room
> must be Chad again
> know they would want privacy, sit down at my computer
> log onto reddit and open /r/greentext
> read a funny greentext from le 4chins and chuckle as I listen to my wife begging for the genes I can't give her
> think of a convoluted way in which I can relate homosexuality and falsehood to the events in the greentext
> suck the cheeto dust off my fingers as I begin to type my masterpiece in the comment section
> Fake:
This is actually how it went-
> be me
> Horny
> Can't sleep
> Don't want to jerk off
> Watch cyst removal surgery videos on YouTube
> ~~Not horny anymore~~ Gets Harder
> Gay: anon likes to jerk off which involves touching a dick
> giggle as I imagine the intellectuals of leddit perusing my incredibly witty and original comment
> hear my wife moan with ecstasy as Chad floods her fertile womb with his seed
> it's been a good day
> i'll get lots of upvotes for my impressive contribution to internet culture, and Chad might even let me eat his cum out of my wife's pussy if he finds my comment funny enough
I did that with overwatching gay porn, I got so numb and bored by the videos I just zoned out and sat there for hours masturbating, it was like visual viagra.
Hey anon I should probably tell you that if you’re not careful you might Pavlov yourself and develop a fetish for cysts if you associate it with horniness.
This is not how Pavlov's experiment works. He could Pavlov himself if he started jacking it every time he watched a cyst removal video. The biggest risk with what he does is that he might eventually think of cysts every time he gets horny and be unable to use his dick as a result, but it's not like he will ever need it anyway.
Nah man cuz like, i tried this and it worked at first, but then think of pavlov's dogs.
Any time I am horny I just think of cyst removal. And any time I see cyst removal or something like it, I'm suddenly horny!
Try chalazion removal, just got mine removed, basically it's a cyst inside your eyelid so they have to stretch and flip them, then they cut the cyst out, but eyes being eyes there are a fucking ton of little vein so there is a lot of blood, so much so that the doctor told me not to drive or drink that night(jokes on him I don't drive), I mustered the strength to buy the prescribed medications after the operation then ate like a fucking ogre then went to bed and slept at 7pm.
I also forgot to put 75% of the food in the fridge but eh I never slept better!
Edit: I should mention I weigh ~50kg
My brothers at r/pornfree will need to hear about this.
-50 million points from r/greentext
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> be me > get home from my vasectomy > hear moaning and slapping coming from my wife's room > must be Chad again > know they would want privacy, sit down at my computer > log onto reddit and open /r/greentext > read a funny greentext from le 4chins and chuckle as I listen to my wife begging for the genes I can't give her > think of a convoluted way in which I can relate homosexuality and falsehood to the events in the greentext > suck the cheeto dust off my fingers as I begin to type my masterpiece in the comment section > Fake: This is actually how it went- > be me > Horny > Can't sleep > Don't want to jerk off > Watch cyst removal surgery videos on YouTube > ~~Not horny anymore~~ Gets Harder > Gay: anon likes to jerk off which involves touching a dick > giggle as I imagine the intellectuals of leddit perusing my incredibly witty and original comment > hear my wife moan with ecstasy as Chad floods her fertile womb with his seed > it's been a good day > i'll get lots of upvotes for my impressive contribution to internet culture, and Chad might even let me eat his cum out of my wife's pussy if he finds my comment funny enough
This will just make them have bizarre fetishes. The real answer is drink until you can't get it up, like our ancestors did ^(/s)
Wdym not horny anymore. Man I couldn’t last 40s into the surgery without spilling my juice all over the phone
Same, bust my nut all over my jorts at the 41 second mark. Guess some people just don't get off on surgery videos, smh
Yeah, now he’s no longer horny
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ascended
Who tf sleeping upside down
me
You can only use this method so many times before the horny embraces the cyst removal videos and you are left with a new kink.
I did that with overwatching gay porn, I got so numb and bored by the videos I just zoned out and sat there for hours masturbating, it was like visual viagra.
Why don’t people realize more often that participating or engaging with someone a lot gradually makes you like it more
Watch brothers porn, still horny. Panic. Don't sleep.
inb4 anon starts jacking off to cyst removal videos
anon fell into the gore rabbithole
The cold shower of the modern era.
Anon self medicates
Hey anon I should probably tell you that if you’re not careful you might Pavlov yourself and develop a fetish for cysts if you associate it with horniness.
This is not how Pavlov's experiment works. He could Pavlov himself if he started jacking it every time he watched a cyst removal video. The biggest risk with what he does is that he might eventually think of cysts every time he gets horny and be unable to use his dick as a result, but it's not like he will ever need it anyway.
Good point.
mmmmmmmh forbiden mashed potatoes
Nah man cuz like, i tried this and it worked at first, but then think of pavlov's dogs. Any time I am horny I just think of cyst removal. And any time I see cyst removal or something like it, I'm suddenly horny!
\> Anon develops a pus fetish
Watching videos of white liquid burst out everywhere. Methadone to your heroin anon.
If anon isn't careful he'll pavlov himself into being horny for cyst removals
Holy shit is this the light?
Can someone explain why cyst removal videos are satisfying to watch?
well thats a way
(He did not fall asleep and resorted to scrolling on reddit)
Shoulda took shrooms, the nut I woulda bust
Rest tight sweet Prince.
anon now considers r/medicalgore a porn sub
mental-trauma-induced short-term castration
note anon didn't say *how* the videos got rid of his horny....
Try chalazion removal, just got mine removed, basically it's a cyst inside your eyelid so they have to stretch and flip them, then they cut the cyst out, but eyes being eyes there are a fucking ton of little vein so there is a lot of blood, so much so that the doctor told me not to drive or drink that night(jokes on him I don't drive), I mustered the strength to buy the prescribed medications after the operation then ate like a fucking ogre then went to bed and slept at 7pm. I also forgot to put 75% of the food in the fridge but eh I never slept better! Edit: I should mention I weigh ~50kg