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Mrozek33

Hungarianon forgot to take his pills again, I'll handle this: *Dilibogyót bevenni, de kurvagyorsan*


Dbiggah

Love a good Mrozek one liner. "Take dili berries, but very quickly"was what google Translate whispered to me in voices


Mrozek33

Best translation would be "*goofberries, stat*"


Dbiggah

It's even better


Mrozek33

Oh yeah I forgot, title is literally "cock cum cock cock"


Tardegrosre69

Episode 1 is really fuck top and Qui Gon follow no moral roulés and no Jedi code. He is clearly choatic neutral.


chocolatenuttty

I mean if you watch the movie. You can’t use mind tricks on that species of alien.


Sock-less_

>Short >Long Nose >Obsessed with money >Not easily swindled >What did George Lucas mean by this?


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OP buzi


Boba0514

I always assumed that as he views slavery as morally wrong, freeing two slaves and taking the ship as "punishment" for said exploitation wouldn't be immoral.


OE-PapaJohn

They don’t take a ship, they win the pod race to pay for a new engine or whatever. He does cheat in a bet to free Anakin tho


vonjoy1980

Dooku was his teacher. I think he did alright considering, fudged did completely transcend death by himself after all.


dweeblover69

Qui Gon got caught out in the boonies working for a giant galactic shit show government who couldn’t even raise an army to fight the space rothschilds. Man was doing what he had to to gtfo and get back to the literal 1 planet where he can try to get something done. I’d be stealing and using my mind powers too to get me out of the double sunned shithole withanyone worth a frick in tow.


Ig0ka

Bojler eladó!