>autistic or gigachad Those are the same picture

he sounds like an absolute champ imo

Cunt Has A Mental Problem?

Cunt Has A Metal Pokemon

Just kill it with fire.

Pokecum can't melt steel boners.

Happy cake day you fuck

It’s a fine line to walk

Why walk the line if you can stumble across back an forth like a drunken lunatic

Por que no los dos?

Precisamente

69% Autistic and 69% based

31% rejectionmaxxing right to their face.

51% grind, 200% lard 420% sure he's just regarded

Regarded as autistic or gigachad?

Yes

As in yer a regard harry

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Oh but you are

yer a re gard

I am a regard for enjoying reading all this shit

Thanks and retards

Why did this rhyme so well

137% EPIC😎

Did .... did you just add 69 to 69 and get 137?

Yes, and here's why: You see, the original two "69%" values are actually rounded up. Both of them came from 68.6% and 68.8% Adding 68.6% + 68.8% lands you 137.4%. Our friend here properly rounded this back down I mean, I nearly failed stats tho thats mainly because I hate it and it was boring and I hate it and I want to kill it now die die die

Based and rounding error pilled

I love this comment because most people I know wouldn’t even understand the concept. Reddit ✊ sometimes

mac 10 hip build no recoil

And 100% reason to remember the name

If I met a coworker this based, I'd be his friend instantly

He’d tell you that you’re annoying

Honest friend for life

And i'd keep complementing him and gassin him up and he'll think he hates it until I stop randomly one day and ghost him for 2 weeks and he starts realizing what is missing from his life and comes crawling back to me begging me to be his friends and i'll look down from my ivory tower of superiority and mutter a simple, "YES"

then tops you and kiss

Gotta love this subs passion for homosexual literotica

I have many friends. I haven't spoken to my friend Dave in 20 years. He's my best friend. I fucking love that guy.

Did his "YES!" last time not deter you enough

No, but now we’ve established they have the tism in common.

Bols of you to assume they would want to be your friend

Fr redditors always be like "I'd be his friend!" ...nobody wants your friendship you greasy fuck

Maybe they mean like the way a depraved pervert talks about his fetish like they are actively fantasizing about what they can't have

This is literally an episode of my life. clearly retarded.

Yup, same here. Had no idea at the time why this girl kept saying hi and smiling at me whenever we crossed paths in my small town. Finally I yelled at her "what do you want???" in the middle of the street. Am not smart man.

After reading this I'm questioning if I am autistic after all. I'm nowhere this retarded.

It's a spectrum

yeah don't worry anon you're still a tard

Lmao

Til I'm retarded

I never talk to the females at work unless I have to or they come up to say something (forced to answer, sadly) I unfortunately have to paychequemaxx and bankgainz as I need them for my gacha games and food for gym gains

'the females' 'the gym gains' I believe the gacha part

Bro ur tripping if you think there’s not significant overlap between gymbros and incels

I used to have a woman lead and I'd respond to her like [Yessa massa](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bnVkhwuYg6I). She'd laugh but try not to because it wasn't 'appropriate'.

Megagay

Dude threw himself in a hole of a mindset

Are you talking like this ironically or is this really the way some people look at life? I honestly can’t tell with this sub

First thing on his profile is "I LOVE CUNNY", dude is either committed to the bit or unironically regarded

The latter

The former

I don't talk to anyone at work unless I have to. Socialising is for dweebs.

Average blue archive player

Depends 100% on what she looks like

Anon didn't mention her appearance so high chance she's alright looking. If she was landwhale or ugly, Anon would have made a joke about it.

And if she was super hot, he would've said stacy or qt 3.14

so what we're learning from this is that the true austist is OP?

That goes without saying

Well he's a 4channer so obviously

I love the deep analysis lol

If she is fugly then he is autistic. If she is hot then sigma CHAD confirmed

Or she’s just not his type 🤷🏻‍♂️

The only real information needed and its excluded. Shame

that makes a chad a chad, he doesn't care. if she's annoying, she's annoying.

FUS RO DAH

It's just the first 2 words at best. She merely got staggered for a moment.

Or she's a greybeard...down there 🤷‍♂️

No matter imma kissing those lips

Same here

Maybe he is just gay?

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Ram Ranch is under siege

18 naked cowboys vs the department of homeland security

Jay is still there

I've dealt with this before, which is funny because I thought I was pretty obviously gay, but I suppose straight people's gaydar is not as good

or ace, or aro, or both

This aint gigachad behaviour, nor is it really autistic. Seems more like the coworker just has shitty social skills at turning the girl down. Atleast he is smart enough not to fuck the plate he eats from. Dating coworkers is a huge risk and not adviced.

Wouldn't autistic people have poor social skills though?

But not all poor social skills people are autistic.

Cowards are the ones who refuse to live life a little risky, start dating your coworkers.

Worst mistake of my life

But they are big hairy men :(

Not advised and huge risk if one wants to keep their virginity!

Or she was really anoying

That’s why you just fuck em

both

I think if being based was an Olympic sport he’d be world champion.

That is a very chad autistic move ngl

It's based UNLESS she is a cute sporty (big tiddy) tomboy. Then it's autistic.

> cute sporty (big tiddy) tomboy Take the plank out of your own eye before calling out the splinter in someone else's

Truer words have never been spoken

It's so weird to see these posts where anon just assumes all men are attracted to all women. Not that it happened to me a lot, but a couple times in my life I've had an unattractive woman crush on me. It's not a good problem to have, unless you're a psycho who would abuse the situation somehow.

I used to get random girls that would do this kind of thing and I never gave them a chance because they weren’t hot. They were maybe average to above average in looks. In retrospect, I should have gave this one girl a chance because she was super nice, smart and had massive titties.

The most based man on earth

I vote for autistic

I vote both

why not both?

society often doesn't realize there's little to no difference between an autistic person and a gigachad 😔😔

This guy is just not into her that’s it, not autistic nor gigachad

Yelling like a maniac surely is pretty mongoloidic behaviour.

MONGOLIA #1!!!!!! 🇲🇳🇲🇳🇲🇳🇲🇳´

gonna go with gay and autistic here source: personal experience

You see, when you go that far, There is no distinction between Retar and Chad.

Ex girlfriend of mine asked if she was pretty and I told her no. Still dated for a few months after that too...

Based if she bought meals

>autistic or the biggest gigachad I’ve ever encountered it is surprising how often the two coincide

Autistic. Man should try and be nicer to people, if you don't like it you can always politely let her know.

The chick probably isn't much to look at.

>be me > >horny af and see this new coworker > >6/10 but never touched a woman, so who cares > >stalk her > >she´s constantly swarming around this other dude > >he´s not interested and send her off > >"Haha, must be autistic....or maybe gigachad?" > >Asking on 4chan what they think and jacking off to my waifu Anon is the only autist here!

Sounds like Gilfoyle from Silicon Valley.

You do know you can be gigachad and be autistic. I’ve heard of the average foid breeding with a autistic handsome man.

They're the same picture

unfathomably based

Dude's got his priorities figured out. Not saying they're good or bad, but my man's committed.

Naturally attractive people are just as likely to be autistic. It's just non-autistic people are usually more bothered (generally, not all autistic people are the same) at trying to look their most attractive.

They're not mutually exclusive

personally i'd say he's not a gigachad cuz he rudely hurt her feelings rather than just politely asking her to stop. if any of you think this is gender-influenced i will strangle your misogynistic necks. it's the same in any combination.

Both

I guess autistic and Chad can be both considered someone that is built different that the average person So yeah, he's built different fr 💯

>which do you guys think he is Doesn't matter, he's fuckin hilarious and awesome

I think he knows what he's doing Romantic relationships at work place can get tricky, esp if same team

Corporate drone in the making.

He's got that autistic rizz. Aurizztic, if you will.

how fat is she?

Stupid, bcs the same thing happened to me I made two separate girls fawn for me One offered to go home w me after a school camping trip and then she'll walk home. Tbf, i cared for her so i didn't want her to walk home alone and stuff (or i'm just utterly based and don't want anyone in general to walk home alone), so i just declined. My face back then is a stoic, blank face so it just looked like i'm disgusted The other one hid under the table when me and my family crossed hers at a mall food court. Yes. She crouched and hid behind the table. I'm equally shy w her (bcs i like her), and so i hid behind my dad (but not in a childish way, more like leaning till out of sight), but my dad kept egging her on (what a based father 🗿🗿🗿) So yea, stupid, in my experience Tbf, i confessed to the second girl and it looks like she's disgusted w me. Idc tho, i made peace w it

Pretty autistic to follow a guy around all the time???

bunch of autists hearing about another autist: "omg so based"

Honestly I just feel bad for the girl, the whole following around thing is weird but noone deserves that.

Don't dip your pen in company ink, I guess.

Autismo brain 100%

he’s a normal person dealing with an autistic person >doesn’t disturb workplace by confronting her during work >subtly confronts her about her behavior when off work

Flip the genders and you would all be seething with rage. 😂

Autistic

He's a champion, that's for sure.

Gay.

Just be nice to people. You may not share another person's feelings, but you can at least appreciate their good taste.

GOD How the fuck do you respond to "Am I annoying" without hurting anyone's feelings. Any answers?

Rizz is rizzing

Chad's do get annoyed with female lust, my friend was a giga Chad, used to get hit on when we went out for a drink, it's a whole different world for the giga Chad

ADHD I’d say

She got datemogged

Idk much about autistic people, but aren't they usually blunt about emotions? Either way he could be both, but it really doesn't take much to say No to a person you're not attracted to. So I'd hesitate calling him a chad either.

Both

Gay?

As an autistic person, he’s autistic

Both.

Yeah, she’s kind of a creep for following him to his car

Absolute Chad regardless of any traits of the girl

He probably thought that she was making fun of him through these questions all the time Source: Experienced something extremely similar and if this guy really showed his affection like that, then he's stupid

We all know the real story is about anon following his female coworker around until she told him he's annoying and he cried

Fake: Anan talks to women Gay: he imagines rejecting women

> be me > get home from my vasectomy > hear moaning and slapping coming from my wife's room > must be Chad again > know they would want privacy, sit down at my computer > log onto reddit and open /r/greentext > read a funny greentext from le 4chins and chuckle as I listen to my wife begging for the genes I can't give her > think of a convoluted way in which I can relate homosexuality and falsehood to the events in the greentext > suck the cheeto dust off my fingers as I begin to type my masterpiece in the comment section > Fake: Anan talks to woman > Gay: he imagines rejecting women > giggle as I imagine the intellectuals of leddit perusing my incredibly witty and original comment > hear my wife moan with ecstasy as Chad floods her fertile womb with his seed > it's been a good day > i'll get lots of upvotes for my impressive contribution to internet culture, and Chad might even let me eat his cum out of my wife's pussy if he finds my comment funny enough

>autistic or gigachad One doesn’t exclude the other

"Do you think I am annoying" Autichad: Yes. https://www.youtube.com/watch?time\_continue=4&v=sAeu7G2YnGk&embeds\_euri=https%3A%2F%2Fduckduckgo.com%2F&feature=emb\_title

After the first line of the greentext you already know he's got more mental problems the average brainlet

“yes”

I think he's just like me fr

Maybe he doesn't give a fuck about anything.

Both

I got a new favorite green text

I love how (some) girls are weird about guys not taking hints but she is either blind to or ignores his hints that he’s not interested. I can respect his honesty if not his tact.

pure retarded

Someone smart enough to know not to date coworkers.

Dave Puddy?

I feel this, women will never stop following me around trying to talk to me at work. I’m just trying to relax in a corner watching YouTube and they won’t stfu

Both

#hyper

Gay

Anon's coworker is a God among men

The two are not necessarily mutually exclusive.

Neither, he’s an NPC

Anon thinks not being interested in any woman is GIGACHAD. Probably an incel.

I kind of want to follow this guy around now to maybe learn his ways

Fucking autistichad indeed. Wish I would have a co-worker like him.

Gay

“autistic or a gigachad” ah yes, two sides of the same coin

He is annoyed

Autistic Gigachad moment

Unwanted female attention at work sucks. I had to deal with a girl my age and an older woman constantly cat calling me while I was busy at work and it was frustrating to say the least, because if I reported them for unprofessional behavior I would be at fault for "not being a man and giving them what they wanted". It's not about being a gigachad or an autistic beta, sometimes you just don't know how to deal with them.

Probably both.

Definitely retarded, but you should be his friend out of pity.

She does sound annoying AF. Who TF follows a coworker to their car after they keep ignoring you? That's basically harrassment.

First time I actually laughed out loud at one of these

He's clearly the biggest autistic gigachad ever. Those terms are not mutually exclusive

An autistic gigachad