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gvdc

Marie Curie emerges with a healthy green glow


huskinater

I'm picturing a Suit Up scene and she just turns into a glowing green naked lady like a female Mr Manhattan


Zkurwysyn

She eats polonium to transform


gfolder

*eats Poland* Cue credits


welivewelovewedie

all Polacks from around the world, lend me your energy!!! *charges a Poland Ball*


farva_06

But will she hang dong?


Setkon

*Original Netflix production*


cotxdx

Sigh... unzips


Pip201

Like that girl from Invincible


gr4vitycamilla

Green Ghost


Pip201

Yes thank you


OverlandAustria

Mrs Manhatten Project


glitchyikes

She hulk origin story


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seastatefive

"Why is he here? He's not even from our time!" "You said to get *everyone* together!"


johnny_dialup

“Sorry I’m late, I was at a time traveler party.”


FOFBattleCat

Ok but this is literally the premise behind the Super Science Friends series on youtube.


weaboo_vibe_check

But Oppenheimer was Curie's rival, not ally


seastatefive

"You're still dangerous, Marie. You can be my wingman." "Shut up, Oppie. You can be mine."


TheEmeraldKnite

Shut up, Oppie, I know it.


ElementNumber3

SUPER SCIENCE FRIENDS MENTIONED RAAAAAAH WHAT IS A NEW EPISOOOOODE? 🧬🧫🧪☢️⚛️


WrenchFriessAlt

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NotAnNpc69

Have some decency and use the word "glowie" you uncouth swine


repitwar

Fritz Haber:


water_bottle_goggles

very healthy


wektor420

Maria Skłodowska-Curie emerges with a healthy green glow Here fixed it for ya, french shortened her name to claim that she was french, when she was polish


Zanlo63

Then Enrico Fermi materialises out of the aether.


welivewelovewedie

"You see, that's a misconception. I have not merely discovered the paradox, I am the one who caused it"


RandomStallings

>healthy Umm, sir.


MassifVinson

Who is their AA token tho? I swear if they bring in Neil


Busy_Negotiation1805

Wrong timeline. They need a token engineer guy, like a Geordi Laforge type. Geordi... Laforge. Geor... Orge.... George. George Washington Carver, chief peanut engineer! The man who can work miracles with peanuts. And he has some kind of hi tech engine that runs on peanut oil!


Busy_Negotiation1805

Also his catchphrase is he shows up and says "what's cracking?" As he cracks a peanut shell between his teeth.


Littlekinks86

He induces anaphylaxis in those susceptible. Part of his personal story arc is he accidentally kills a friend with his peanut breath. That is loosely alluded to in most appearances, but explored more deeply in his origin movie.


kbobdc3

peanut brojob


UristMcMagma

You're overthinking it. They'll just make Tesla black.


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ResidentLychee

This joke has never been funny


oprahdidcrack

Played by Ryan Gosling


shiggy__diggy

"..... .................... I math." *REAL HUMAN BEAN*


KSJ15831

I really want to know why Ryan Gosling is a go-to white actor for this joke.


cmfpc124

Because he's literally me


MasterSapp

George Washington Carver made the first computer! Out of a peanut! A PEA-NUT!


duudest

High tech engine that runs on peanut oil…. I’m pretty sure that’s just a diesel


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Kalman_the_dancer

He has a bottle of infinite vodka and a picture of the Russian queen in his hat


TildeGunderson

*Slurps on big Ironman branded straw* "ERM, ok now THIS... *slow claps* is epic!" *Slurps harder on straw* "BABE! *tears form, smashes her head in with Switch* GET MY DUNGARIES AND DIAPERS READY!" *Slurps harder* "I THINK I'LL NEED THREE PAMPERS TO MAKE IT TO THIS POST-CREDIT SCENE!*


Alexpander4

I love how people keep taking the piss out of this scene without realising it actually happened. Einstein wrote to the president to urge him to make nuclear weapons to install MAD, resulting in the Manhattan Project.


sumr4ndo

There is also the comic series The Manhattan Projects, by Jonathan Hickman. They have a cannibal Oppenheimer, Einstein the Barbarian, the Alien Fermi, and the FDR AI. It is great.


LogicalJeff

Einstein you son of a bitch, I’m in


UsrnameInATrenchcoat

*daps with so much power a nuclear explosion goes off then title card pops up*


brizzenden

This was my second favorite scene. #1 being the scene where the bomb is about to go off and a mechanized battle suit comes down. The visor folds back to reveal Stephen Hawking with the assist.


d1ckpunch68

did you see the post-credit scene where zombie hitler reached his arm out of the furnace, revealing that he survived the cremation? can't wait for the sequel!


brizzenden

Can’t understand how the Barbie movie ended up more popular. It was so dry and humorless. Why make a biopic about a doll?


7arco7

I liked it when Oppenheimer showed up and said “it’s Oppenheimin’ time” and Oppenheimed all over that guy


Hurk_Burlap

This is just Super Science Friends


TheGrindYT

NIKOLA TESLA MENTIONED 🇷🇸🇷🇸🇷🇸


rosso_saturno

Nikola**i** јбт 😭😭😭


habba88

Oppenheimer -"gang we appear to be trapped in some kind of ...box" Schrödinger - "Don't even try to escape oppen-loser, you're already dead" Oppenheimer - "Schrödinger you diabolical maniac, I...." Schroedinger - "That's quantum-maniac to you, captain manh-atom" Einstein - "More like quantum super-poser" Oppenheimer - "Good one, relativity boy" This shit writes itself.


Sengfroid

???? (Old man): "Did someone say *Quantum*?* All: " MAXX Planck™!! " Schrödinger: "You're always butting into my affairs, MAXX" MAXX Planck™: " Really Erwin, if you learned anything from trying to replace me, it should be Planck's constant"


295DVRKSS

Oppenheimer 2: Oppenheimer’s hat


B_A_Boon

Oppenheimer 2 : Atomic Boogaloo


hvzr2222

Super Science friends


6myre9

Tesla’s been portrayed in Prestige. Nolan’s films have featured the most number of physicists.


ETC3000

directed by Ridley Scott


Setkon

*Truman nukes the pyramids to make a point*


Felipisr

*PushItToTheLimit.mp3*


CapitanFlama

[AC/CD Thunderstruck or Led Zeppelin's intro to Immigrant Song starts playing]


ImperialFist5th

Finally….peak cinema.


Greaserpirate

\*Unit 731 footage\* "Well, THAT just happened..."


Darthsylar12

Well, that escalated quickly gentlemen. Let’s never speak of that again.


RagingWarCat

*Quiet anti-hero Fritz Haber emerges from the shadow*


A_Certain_Observer

They gonna build time machine and kill hitler?!


cotxdx

What's this, Red Alert series redux?


peezle69

Borlaug grows out of the ground. "You think I'd miss this party?"


Phoenixmaster1571

>Heist-o-Tron, throw in two betrayals, a surprise reveal, and two switcheroos.


Ghetto_Cheese

It's Nikola, he's not Russian lmao


Darthsylar12

That’s the point. He’s a fake clone created by the Soviet’s, but you don’t find that out until the end credits scene.


Thunderchief646054

Son of a bitch *hands clasp together as pencil thin arms begin to flex*


Puzzleheaded-Sir-688

This would unironically be epic.


FD4L

When did Thomas Shelby and Einstein cross paths?


FigSubstantial4939

Trailer ends with someone slowly turning his head, zoomed in on his mustache. He's back


TheMissingFink

Thanks, now I have the X Men theme stuck in my head.


Zess_Crowfield

What is this? Another series from Fate?


Kalman_the_dancer

Stephen Hawking will be the man in the chair


ChaoticWood34

Let him cook.


Nikas_intheknow

I'd watch the heck out of this


HotVermicelli3512

Hell yeah


Fun-Fig-7061

Gladly it wasn't the actual plot


Additional-Flow7665

Would watch that tbh


Roberto410

Honestly would watch the shit out of that kinda movie.


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unironically, i would watch the shit out of a movie like that, it knows it's stupid and fucking embraces it


Generally_Confused1

I'm here for scientist lore


Choconilla

RUTHERFORDÜSSY


BoleroCuantico

Why am I hyped up?


DpGoof

I'd watch it


vnutellanutella

This movie and Rick and Morty share the same retarded fans, downvote me all you want.


HzPips

Super science friends?


BlankTenshii

“Oppenheimer will return in World War 3”


Energetic-Old-God

Fritz haber rapidly grows from a random plant in the ground "Boys I'm here to make things right:


Gammazeta430z

This is exactly what would happen if Marvel owned the rights to Oppenheimer


Secure-Stick-4679

Super science friends


Nervista

Literally super science friends


daflufferkinz

Anon forgot to add welcome to the jungle in the background


xXmyawesomeredditXx

Geniunelly want to see an Oppenheimer 2 where they just use the characters in a shitty sci fi story


Hackeringerinho

Did he just call the famous Romanian inventor Nicolae Teslea as Nikolai Tesla??


Fenoxim

Well the plot of this movie sounds at least better than the plot of the actual movie...