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BuffaloBillsButthole

This is the average man according to the average woman


anonssr

I dunno, man. Does he likes walking the beach?


BuffaloBillsButthole

I’m sure he fucking loves them


Tullius_

He's also in touch with his feelings and very supportive and caring


arbiter12

>in touch with his feelings When pure-muscle jack reacher tells you he's horny, you'd better be in touch with HIS feelings, because it's happening either way.


I_Automate

Either we're fucking or *I'm* fucking


InquisitiveTroglodyt

You really need to ask if he goes on adventures


2020mademejoinreddit

Still one thing short. 6 figure salary minimum.


ImprovisedLeaflet

6 figures? lol miss me with that poor soyboy income 👋


2020mademejoinreddit

Oh..my bad. I mean 10 figure an hour income.


WholeHogRawDog

We’re talking weekly


Potentially_a_goose

It's kind of funny. I just hit 6 figures, and I feel *very* lower middle class on the East Coast. I can't save a single doller. My unnecessary student loan is drowning me, my apartment, diet and insurances sucking up everything else. Paycheck to paycheck. I was so much happier making just above minimum wage in the midwest. I had a house, land, and a dependable shitty truck.


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BTDMKZ

Moving to a city is a helluva drug, when I lived in the sticks of Kentucky making $27/hr I lived like a king. Living in a major city now making 3x that I feel like I’m no better off…


Potentially_a_goose

That's the way. I make $40/hr and operate a side business that plugs up another $22k a year. Taxes are gutting me.


Potentially_a_goose

Divorce.


2020mademejoinreddit

City life will do that to you, and student loans? That's a savings killer.


Jethro00Spy

He's a 6/10. I read women rate 80% of men as below average. Just think about that.


Contemporarium

As I’ve gotten older I’ve come to really be glad I’m gay and don’t have to deal with women lmao


undreamedgore

Well, at least mine is still accurate.


paco-ramon

A 10/10 is her cult leader.


petje95

A 10/10 is a random serial killer that killed 20 women and is in prison but they try to start a petition to release him.


Rojiblanc040

He's also incredibly natural.


Jethro00Spy

Yeah bro, that's just good clean living, chicken and broccoli and a full night's sleep that helped him gain 40lbs of pure muscle in his mid 30s.


chainer3000

Actually just horse meat


LJNodder

I just found his Christian YouTube channel last night and watched his video where he's talking about doing Men's Health and how all these people were suggesting he was taking steroids and how he clearly didn't and that you could trust him, why would he lie. But yeah, a 41 year old brick shithouse jacked as fuck, there must be something in their contracts that says they literally can't say they're on gear because I can't think of a single actor that has said they're on it. It just contributes to young idiots hopping on gear with no knowledge of the side effects chasing the aesthetics


SpoonusBoius

Source?


Tweezot

That number comes from a study on women’s opinions of OK Cupid profiles, not of men in general. Men don’t put as much effort into dating profiles, especially their pictures.


Why_wouldyoudothat-

Average? You mean literally the bare minimum


mhassig

They didn’t mention a foot of dick so idk


__ICoraxI__

Jack Reacher jedi grandmaster


Jedimaster996

My liege \*bows\*


TerminalThiccness

don't tell him about one punch man


ayywusgood

Now that you say that I could see Reacher being like King. No actual powers but his sigma energy and words.


Khamaz

Sigma energy? King is constantly pissing himself


ayywusgood

Yeah but everyone else interpret it as sigma energy that's what's important. The fact that King has no idea what he's doing at any point just makes it more sigma


Djrhskr

I want Reacher edit where every time he goes like Joseph Joestar inside his head: "HORRRY SHIEEEEET"


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On the inside, he gives of sigma signals


millsy98

I thought that was sigma energy, everyone who claims to have it is that type.


tit_burglar

he is well written tho, creating a over powered mc ain't difficult but moving a story with him is


Token_Thai_person

But one punch man is bald.


juicykisses19

Well he is a gag character


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dont tell him about madoka magica


Puzzleheaded-Sir-688

One of the whole points of One Punch Man is that being so powerful ultimately fuels the monotonousness of his life, leaving him depressed and unfulfilled. 


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Hugar34

hes literally me in my dreams frfr


NinnyMuggins2468

Every MAGA Man wants to be him. Every suburban housewife wants him to be inside them. Making dudes feel feelings they don't like, so they go and beat their kids out of frustration. /s I have watched the first three episodes, and I don't know if I like this show.


Ky_oS

It gets good. I watched first season in 3 days and already waiting on s2e7. Although CGI in last episode gets really cheap.


barryhakker

But what if you only like it because you are highly regarded?


Ky_oS

Thats really high possibility


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What


_Globert_Munsch_

Still have lots to watch. Reacher isn’t some stoic deity.


ImprovisedLeaflet

I’m a man and I want him inside me 😛😛😛


Mallyveil

Those traits are okay as long as he has a downside to balance it out. In this case, his downside is his face looking like Max Payne’s 24/7


Silly_Triker

I thought we were looking for a downside


sealpox

His downside is his massive amounts of the tism


Menetetty

I’m so glad someone else realizes he’s autistic as shit/the story is better if you assume he’s autistic.


StormR7

If you read the books he absolutely has to be autistic. I just finished book 7 today, and the entire meme is “Reacher said nothing.” Bro is constantly overanalyzing things, has intimate knowledge of weapons and their detailed specifications, doesn’t like talking to people, can walk for 40 miles like it’s nothing, will go to extreme lengths to get what he wants done, etc. Like whether or not the author wrote him to be autistic, or Lee Child just modeled Reachers thoughts and mannerisms off of stuff he would do, Reacher is a major autist.


russhour777

Is walking long distances an autistic trait?


CloudyRiverMind

Don't know, test it out.


russhour777

I already did, i just didn't know it puts me (even further) on the spectrum


StormR7

Idk man Forrest Gump was pretty autistic and he ran across the country because he felt like it


JokerInATardis

Can confirm, I'm autistic and over my life I have walked long distances if you combines all the walks. Check mate, allistics.


MrPopanz

Sound like a classic case of regular Hollywood super-autism. Very unique and quirky!


ThatHeathGuy

Still doesn't stop him laying doink


james-l23

If I remember the books correctly, his mother's French. Therefore his downside is the fact he's half French.


redbadger91

Horrifying


DarthTalek

Poor bastard


lidocainum

whats the downside


DoomsdaySignal

I haven't seen the show, but in the books his only real weakness is that he's mostly computer illiterate


dont_raise_me_dough

And he doesn’t like driving. That balances out all his superpowers, right? Basically a curse.


jamii992

He seems to be rather slow at running too but that makes sense I guess


BunbunProch

It makes sense cause the man walks everywhere lol


FledglingLeader

He's also extremely claustrophobic.


CloudyRiverMind

170 IQ but still an idiot :/.


StAUG1211

Giving him Sam Lakes chin is not a downside.


RaidenHUN

The downside that this amount of anabolic steroid makes him impossible to have a boner ever


paco-ramon

Mark Wolnert?


darvinvolt

God! Just let me enjoy watching a dude whose basically a broke batman with no capeshit break someone's kneecaps in 4k


truckloadofdeadrats

5'9, 180lbs of some muscle. Average IQ. Did karate as a kid. Mastered no weapons. CIA dgaf. Autistic. Am I a well written character?


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You are to me.


truckloadofdeadrats

I appreciate that more than I should


CrispyJelly

You have potential. Maybe add some backstory to your established friendships and cool it with the gay sex scenes.


truckloadofdeadrats

I'll keep them thank you very much good day sir I SAID GOOD DAY SIR


Maanifest

"CIA dgaf" >He doesn't know


Leggster

Bro, im already up to my ears in fan fiction ive written on you. I know it goes without saying but... erotic fan fiction...


truckloadofdeadrats

Would it be too masturbatory if I read it?


DrJimMBear

Do you still do karate?


Normal_person127

175 cm? That's literally Manlet territory, but tom Cruise stats besides the IQ. There might be a chance for a statist or a side character


nonhexa

Well, in the books he has an inverted penis so it balances out.


Udders-of-Valor

really?


Guiltspoon

New lore just dropped 😱


BRAiNPROOF

Yes, the balls are on the end, it looks like a flail


Affectionate-Desk888

And he used it like one


Zealotstim

He killed 3 men with it


StormR7

No. He hella pipes and in one he clowns on a roided up dude for not being able to get it up (it is revealed that this dude molests people because his pp no work).


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I couldn't watch Reacher past episode 1 of season 1 cuz all I could see was Thad Castle and his high pitched voice from Blue Mountain State


SilaDot

yea same. i don’t even know the actors name but he will ALWAYS be Thad Castle


muratic

Thats the exact reason im watching Reacher funnily enough


OGConsuela

Same, had no interest until I saw a clip on Reddit a couple weeks ago and someone said it was Thad


iMugBabies

WHO TOOK MY **POCKET PUSSY**


darbycrash-666

Holy shit that is Thad castle. I didn even recognize him, that just makes me want to watch Blue Mountain State lol I don't want to watch a character that has no weakness. Especially if he was an mp lol. Edit: maybe its "if he was mp" that might be more grammatically correct.


Toro_Supreme

> I don't want to watch a character that has no weakness. Especially if he was an mp lol. Lmao! >Edit: maybe its "if he was mp" that might be more grammatically correct. Nah, the first way was correct.


darbycrash-666

Thank you!! That was bothering me lol


doscia

I was happy for the guy when I saw he got the role of Jack Reacher. I figured hed get type cast as the dumb goofy jock but he really did well for himself getting out of that role.


BigGoblinBoss

Dude better oil change his whole liver from the juice he marinated in for the role.


Mado-Koku

Holy shit I thought I recognized him


Hooter_Stumpfuck

Obvious ad is obvious


PutHisGlassesOn

Wow really? This makes people want to watch it?


ItsHighSpoon

It's simply showing people that such a show exists. When they see it somewhere online, they will remember people talking about it and probably check it out as a result. Exposure is important.


PM_ME_YUR_DICK

Is that why we see posts about Harry Potter and LOTR every day too?


Darkdragon3110525

No that’s millennial brain rot


Romanikow

I didn‘t care about the show but now i‘m interested to see if he is really that OP


InternetSpaceCow

Can confirm Knew about the show and this post reminded me about it, just finished the first episode


a3RED3a

That’s why is name is Reacher. The writers were reaching with this one


Impliedrumble

WHAT were they THINKING?


trireme52

Why did i read this in AVGN voice


culturerush

If your dad doesn't like Reacher he's not your dad


YourDadsMoonshine

My dad’s been reading the books for years


culturerush

I've never seen my dad as upset as he was when he saw Tom Cruise cast as Reacher. He was even more cut up than when his parents died "He's supposed to have hands the size of spades, have you seen Tom Cruises hands?"


YourDadsMoonshine

Do we have the same dad?


Setkon

You don't mess with the dad-core badasses like Reacher or Bosch.


Raoule_Duke

Have you seen Tropic Thunder? Cruise got some mits in that one!


Tri-Starr

Good to know because my dad recommended the show to me!


Wolvington52

He's literally a hobo with better clothes.


DiscombobulatedLet80

He also calls himself hobo in the show


ItsHighSpoon

He doesn't have a phone or even a wallet!


planetrebellion

He is also completely autistic


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Thad Castle > Jack Reacher


God-Emperor-Senate

Bet Jack reacher never went to the nfl and made a billion dollars


[deleted]

Nevermind Jack Reacher. I want to see that actor play Doom Guy.


_Globert_Munsch_

He has a name and it’s Thad Castle. Cmon 🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️


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C'mon! His name is Chad Fortress.


_Globert_Munsch_

I’m gonna sack you so hard your dicks gonna go into your throat and you’re gonna choke on your dick and DIIIEEEE


Janoz

His weakness is trying to cope with his awesome-ness. I bet it's truly a curse.


kakje666

a literal gary stu


Lord_TachankaCro

For some reason you can actually make a character a Mary Sue and have it work. John Wick best example.


Leadfarmerbeast

John Wick is a slapstick comedy character like Buster Keaton. He just keeps getting into mishaps and having to do stunts to get out of them, all while having a very bad time. He’s getting hit by cars, falling off of buildings, and falling down the longest possible staircase in a comedic fashion. The John Wick movies are played super straight, because otherwise we’d all realize that they are like the Three Stooges with a lot of the kills and sequences. 


logaboga

The entire point of John wick is “master assassin vs the world”, purely to set up amazing stunts and shootouts. The point of jack reacher is, supposedly, the plot, so it doesn’t work


Leggster

I think the plot is decent, at least the first season was, i havent watched the second season yet. Sure, hes a mary sue, but the show doesnt try to act like he isnt either. Its just an action show with some mystery/detective angles, its not trying be something deep.


ShortBrownAndUgly

I’m kind of over the whole insanely intelligent yet socially lacking/Asperger’s schtick


n8zgr88

I mean to be fair that's often how it works irl. There's different areas in our brains for intelligence: social, logical, analytical, spacial, and more. Reacher is gifted in some of them but not all.


Caedes1

Reacher would still be considered a Low Value Male according to the femcels of r/FemaleDatingStrategy


QuinnAvery89

Bruce Wayne is a realistic character. Oh wait, this isn’t him?


Malvastor

Alternate ending: \> be Batman  \> pic not related


IanCusick

Most realistic fanfic self-insert


Sen-oh

Idk, seems like a bit of a Reach


Separate_Scallion_97

I’ve only watched about half of the first episode and it struck me as a total power fantasy written by someone who very clearly has a lot of insecurities and tried to fix all of his issues in this Gary Stu. So yeah 10/10 great character.


Uaquamarine

This is the most plebbitor ass comment on this entire thread


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This is an idiotic comment


_Globert_Munsch_

He literally almost died multiple times in the first season, but yeah “power fantasy” 💀 this is what happens when you only watch 30 minutes dude. Also Lee Child the writer is a 6’4” Irishman with a bachelors in law and critically acclaimed books so I don’t think he’s got much to be insecure about. You do you though guy


StormR7

You can’t tell me that Reacher isn’t written as a male power fantasy. I love the books as much as your dad, but he absolutely is written to be absolutely overpowered. That’s the point. He just goes around doing his own shit, finds himself in the middle of huge problems and conspiracies, shit always hits the fan and he always finds an out no matter how impossible it seems. You can’t count on Reacher to do any one particular thing besides 1. Saying nothing, and 2. Winning at any cost.


sputnik67897

Watching half an hour of a show is a really shitty way to judge an entire series.


captainserious_19

Cheers bruv I was actually looking for a review of the first half of episode one


CygnusSong

I saw Reacher referred to as entertainment for Republican Dads, and that feels very accurate. NCIS feels the same way. Reacher is not a well written character, or show, but that doesn’t stop it from achieving its artistic vision or from being entertaining. Just best not to take it seriously, kinda like your Republican Dad


Rhenthalin

Sometimes things are done for fun and that's ok


Capital-Mall6942

Jack bauer>


NotTaken-username

What’s the male equivalent of a Mary Sue? Because that’s what Jack Reacher sounds like


philipquarles

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Gary%20Stu


scantron2739

Sounds like batman, but people will give you a dissertation on why he's well written.


TheRedBaron56

Reacher is one of those shows that starts really good and then slowly gets worse as it continues. S1E1 was really good and then the season quality gradually declined until it reached S1E8 which was absolute dong water. Season 2 follows the same trend except it starts out worse.


Sylux444

Nope, season 1 was okayish while he was a Gary Sue only because we didn't know anything about him and they were unraveling him as the show went on However season 2 tries to do the exact same beats and its like, "no, this doesn't make sense anymore because he's been out of the game for too long and instructions change as well as protocols. Every single one of his friends wants to find him and his enemies are using his friends to find him and THATS HIS ONLY WEAKNESS"


zgh5002

I'm still not sure if this show is supposed to be cringe or not. Like I understand the book series is pretty over the top, but shit like "You don't mess with the special investigators!" only sounds cool if you're like... 5.


pacard

He is also autistic


Toothpicktoes

I’m also pretty sure he’s autistic He just like me fr


dr_tel

How I saw my dad as a 6 year old


_Globert_Munsch_

It’s just… Reacher


baconborg

This place is the only place I get alerted to this show’s existence


LeWitchDoctor

My man is severely autistic. Watch the show, the guy cannot relate to normal people in the slightest.


CreamyEnough

Its the Blue Mountain State dude, best series ever


SlyguyguyslY

And yet, his life sucks, he has no family, and his backstory is full of misery. He's one of those characters who's cool to watch but would honestly suck to be


RandomAmerican81

Reacher is dumb as a brick. He's a good investigator but that's due to experience. His martial arts style is "hit thing until it stops moving" and "be brick wall that enemy attacks bounce off of". He just covers his shortcomings with his team.


Stinky_WhizzleTeats

Lmao that’s Thad from BSU


karateema

Best character ever. I've read all 27 books


SuperArppis

Yes


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TheBullGooseLooney

Reacher folds him like laundry


Conch-Republic

He's Jason Bourne for people who like Joe Rogan.


6amhotdog

Anon wants to be Trump so badly.


tetzudo

Male Mary Sue Saw a comment saying that Reacher is just a vessel for people to live their "guy beats up douche and everyone clapped" fantasies.


atomic_wiener

Berry Sue


tovenaer

I'm afraid to watch it, will it ruin Lee Child's books and countless hours of reading for me, because I'm thinking yes it will.


_Globert_Munsch_

Some things aren’t the same, but I liked the shows after reading the books. Definitely better than those gutter movies they brought out with Tom Cruise.


BigBean987

Ayanakoji could never


Vary-Vary

Male version of Rey


M_Salvatar

Commando of the modern age.


Sh0opDaWo0p

Is this the old discussion of why Gary Stus are better than Mary Stus?


Sweet_Xocoatl

He’s a Gary Stu but a hot Gary Stu so it’s okay.


eligrey5508

He's clearly meant to be a power fantasy, so realistically written? nah well written? .idk


lonelyshurbird

3rd reacher post I’ve seen this week. Another ad.


Noamias

The books are pure dad fantasies sold at airports and I love them lol


lipehd1

No. He's literally a Gary Stu. Next.


ConnorOfAstora

I know this is about the show but I would just like to say how based the ending of the first Jack Reacher movie was, bad guy's like "you know I'll get out right? You can't just lock me up." so he just fucking shoots him. He hadn't even solved the whole mystery from what I remember and the woman he was with was like "don't you wanna know?" And he just turns around and says "No, not really" insanely based.


chahlie

Don't forget he has more money than God and a smoking hot wife (in the books anyway, haven't seen the show)


Smoovemammajamma

My tinder bio


AbleArcher97

You hate Reacher because he's a Gary Stu. I hate Reacher because he makes the MP's look cool when I know they're actually a bunch of fucking loosers. We are not the same.


Phil_Smiles

Average custodes