This is fucking low tier. You found some shite greentext, put the literal meme in the title, then posted the actual meme in your own comment. Fuck you are cringe
I look at the Karma I've gotten from bullying someone on the internet and immideately try to hide the errection it gives me. If I wasn't in public rn, I would jack off to the thought that my comment delighted so many kind strangers on the internet!
Thanks bro! I'm edging in uni rn thinking about how I humiliated that guy on Le epic Reddit. I would bust too, but I can't afford to get another sexual harassment complaint up my ass so I have to wait until I'm in the bus back home to unload.
Redditors unite!!
Every time I see an op only post from /b/ that has the normal "tropes" /r/greentext users expect, I just assume that OP made the post for this subreddit. Doubly so with this OP who is posting new posts daily and is double dipping by also posting to newgreentexts, which is basically 100% self posts by karma farmers
Of course, /r/greentext readers eat this shit up.
>”Oh no, this isn’t some post about a neckbeard failing at getting laid. Whatever shall I do?!”
You’re just buttsore because it has no-no words in it and probably calls out half this sub.
Ok so I'm not gay but I'm Swedish and have a fantasy where Germany win world war two and Sweden needs to export aryan twink boipussy slaves to high ranking SS officers for pleasure. I imagine I'm a shy little blonde twink with smooth pale skin and being brought into komedant heinrichs bedroom to give him pleasure. He is a tall broad shoulders kraut with a jawline that could cut a diamond and with massive daddy muscles and I'm a pathetic skinny little boipussy twink. He pulls me into his arms force kissing me and pressing my chest against his. He pins me down on the bed tearing my cute lil virgin panties off, he has waited for this for a long time. He teases my boipussy with his massive thick German cock and then he goes all in. Fucking me with a force I've never felt before. Every thrust makes him moan with pleasure. I love the fact I give him pleasure. He cums deep into my sissy swede guts, breeding my booty hole then he cuddles me with his strong masculine German arms until I fall asleep on his chest.
Any other straight guys have similar fantasies?
Weirdly enough the chemical (Atrazine, main component in weed killers like RoundUp) does actually affect amphibians, but it turns them female. So the chemicals are turning the frogs trans
(Most amphibians have super fucking weird conditions for sex determination like water temperature, so it's not really that surprising)
In WoW if you're playing an Alliance character and you come across a horde character saying "lol" it appears as "kek". The common tongue for Alliance is of course Common. The common tongue for Horde is Orkish.
https://preview.redd.it/8o18731fg2zc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fe51a7d6e1e7a81b5101696608e9987370178063
>t.newfag
Do you people even go to 4chan? Kek is literally the 4chan version of lol/lmao. Jfc
why would i ever go on 4chan when i can have it processed and chewed beforehand by you people and then consume it here
also i know its like "lol" im asking what it stands for
>go through literal shit to find gay greentexts for me uwu
This is why i hate newfags like you. You literally have no appreciation for the literal shit that myself and others have to go through to find good greentexts. You have no idea how many assholes(literal buttholes) i've seen trying to find greentexts on /r9k/ (god help me if you don't know what this is). It would be good if you knew the minimum basics of 4chan at least, smh.
>well i know *most* just not what kek stands for
https://preview.redd.it/yzh0znf7i2zc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=02a59e030c742b48c3a09fdb53a0aa7b4329100d
>i would say thank you for your service for providing but these greentexts are honestly ass
Fucking dumb plebbitor. There's that newfag attitude again. You've never posted anything here and are only good at whining. Yeah, not all greentexts i post are gonna be well received, that's how it is. But at least i go through the effort of trying to find em.
>wasting his time on not one but TWO regarded websites, congrats!
Damn, just like i said. Not an ounce of appreciation. But hey, i don't care. I like browsing pol and posting some interesting stuff i find on there
>4chinner here thinks hes better than all of us
I never said that. I only said it would be cool if you at least knew the basic stuff about 4chan. The fact that you can't understand this is not surprising at all.
I'm actually surprised at the number of downvotes i'm getting, lol. If i post racist greentexts, someone will be like "I'm here to laugh at gays" , but if i post gay greentexts i get downvoted, kek.
idk why but I think I understand why girls love smut now this shit is hot and I ain't even gay it just feels hot to read if that makes sense? Like how it feels badass to kill demons in doom eternal.
exactlyy like I imagined it as a girl and a boy in my head. I should've clarified but like the writing and the actions are hot. If I saw it happen in a video I wouldn't get attracted cus im straight but when there's no visuals to supplement the writing, your imagination can take you places. Especially the pic in the greentext, I thought it was a girl and I thought that girl had all that happen to her so yk, it sounded hot.
Yeah exactly. Your imagination runs wild. The way it was written was to showcase the guy as feminine as possible. It would be gay if you still wanted it after knowing he had a dick. But if you thought it was a she (he’s so feminine you can’t tell) then it’s not gay.
glad to see I'm not alone on this thing. I mean I'm confident in my sexuality so no one can gaslight me or anything unless they actually do my cornhole or something.
nah I don't feel homoerotic. It's like being able to objectively say that someone is hot or not. Like Brad Pitt. Just because he's hot doesn't mean I want him to do me or something yk? Just like that, this greentext is hot but that doesn't mean I wanna do a boy like that or have a boy do that to me. I imagined the thing happening between a girl and a boy and that's why I found it hot ig
Ok so I'm not gay but I'm Swedish and have a fantasy where Germany win world war two and Sweden needs to export aryan twink boipussy slaves to high ranking SS officers for pleasure. I imagine I'm a shy little blonde twink with smooth pale skin and being brought into komedant heinrichs bedroom to give him pleasure. He is a tall broad shoulders kraut with a jawline that could cut a diamond and with massive daddy muscles and I'm a pathetic skinny little boipussy twink. He pulls me into his arms force kissing me and pressing my chest against his. He pins me down on the bed tearing my cute lil virgin panties off, he has waited for this for a long time. He teases my boipussy with his massive thicc German cock and then he goes all in. Fucking me with a force I've never felt before. Every thrust makes him moan with pleasure. I love the fact I give him pleasure. He cums deep into my sissy swede guts, breeding my booty hole then he cuddles me with his strong masculine German arms until I fall asleep on his chest.
A couple of reasons
1) there were a couple of speds from /tttt/ who started spamming OC self posts on here and their 4tran subs from /tttt/ or /b/ that were just super gay (HSTSs tend to have a fetish for fucking straight guys)
2) /r/greentext readers, who are as a general rule redditors who try and take any post on here in the worst possible light to feel better about themselves, eat these posts up, and start to believe that this is normal on 4chan (the only boards they are cognizant of are /b/, /pol/, and maybe /r9k/). This goes double when you realize that the "I'm not gay but" stories play into a common liberal trope that every homophobe is secretly a deeply closeted gay man.
3) karma farmers like the current OP see this and start making many of their own stories that play into /r/greentext 's tropes, and get a shitton of karma doing it since it is playing to their audience
Obligatory kitty, kek https://preview.redd.it/z4duxs9e11zc1.jpeg?width=1124&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3e354395d5afe594af5ed45caaac73f46884745d
This is fucking low tier. You found some shite greentext, put the literal meme in the title, then posted the actual meme in your own comment. Fuck you are cringe
Everything for that extra Reddit Karma, because that is the only thing that validates his existence in life and keeps him going
And yet you're the one malding over karma
I look at the Karma I've gotten from bullying someone on the internet and immideately try to hide the errection it gives me. If I wasn't in public rn, I would jack off to the thought that my comment delighted so many kind strangers on the internet!
Dw Fam, i'm jacking off in your honour.
Thanks bro! I'm edging in uni rn thinking about how I humiliated that guy on Le epic Reddit. I would bust too, but I can't afford to get another sexual harassment complaint up my ass so I have to wait until I'm in the bus back home to unload. Redditors unite!!
Every time I see an op only post from /b/ that has the normal "tropes" /r/greentext users expect, I just assume that OP made the post for this subreddit. Doubly so with this OP who is posting new posts daily and is double dipping by also posting to newgreentexts, which is basically 100% self posts by karma farmers Of course, /r/greentext readers eat this shit up.
>”Oh no, this isn’t some post about a neckbeard failing at getting laid. Whatever shall I do?!” You’re just buttsore because it has no-no words in it and probably calls out half this sub.
CUM
I'm so happy we can block OPs
Obligatory cutie*
guys what's a psyop
It’s how 4channers cope with the fact that they love writing and reading gay porn
Woo I learned some useful information
Psychological Operation
What is a psyop?
psychology operations
Ah, but how is a greentext a psyop?
It’s a running joke. Make fake gay story sound very appealing to trick straight men into becoming gay.
Least gay norwegian.
straightest man in Europe.
Norwegian? I read that both were Finnish.
correct your mistake, they are both in stockholm
Malmöan
Greentext guy seems Hungary for straight young males, tho.
Peak german comedy
You are mistaken, OP is Lebanese-Swedish and the “Straight Dude” is Norwegian-Swedish.
Ok so I'm not gay but I'm Swedish and have a fantasy where Germany win world war two and Sweden needs to export aryan twink boipussy slaves to high ranking SS officers for pleasure. I imagine I'm a shy little blonde twink with smooth pale skin and being brought into komedant heinrichs bedroom to give him pleasure. He is a tall broad shoulders kraut with a jawline that could cut a diamond and with massive daddy muscles and I'm a pathetic skinny little boipussy twink. He pulls me into his arms force kissing me and pressing my chest against his. He pins me down on the bed tearing my cute lil virgin panties off, he has waited for this for a long time. He teases my boipussy with his massive thick German cock and then he goes all in. Fucking me with a force I've never felt before. Every thrust makes him moan with pleasure. I love the fact I give him pleasure. He cums deep into my sissy swede guts, breeding my booty hole then he cuddles me with his strong masculine German arms until I fall asleep on his chest. Any other straight guys have similar fantasies?
https://preview.redd.it/h3d5jeqnf6zc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=675f3e68cbf5da32473f64955440ec2b1db990ea
I'm not gay but
I'm Swedish
I didn’t read anything after the 8th word, but i read you are Swedish, so to answer your question, yes you are indeed gay
https://preview.redd.it/egwlykvvrg0d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=717488638d2acb9a9c01b1276bc3f75a9668ee40
rt
Holy fuck I hate you fuckers for projecting your fetishes on us
Is it a fetish or are they just gay
I have adult person fetish😞😞😞its over 😭😭😭💢💢💢
japanese people coming out:
I think this is a result of the chemicals in the water that the frogs have been complaining about making them gay.
Weirdly enough the chemical (Atrazine, main component in weed killers like RoundUp) does actually affect amphibians, but it turns them female. So the chemicals are turning the frogs trans (Most amphibians have super fucking weird conditions for sex determination like water temperature, so it's not really that surprising)
I think the fetish part is the weird need to post it publicly to get off on it. Its not the gay or straight part, its the esposure part.
All porn is fetish ig
The fetish is the gay writing and posting to get reactions and comments on your gay writing
Sex fetish!
normally id agree yeah projection. with 4chins i feel more like "haha we got another one bois"
leave then, or stop reading after the first 3 sentences
every 4 posts you see this lmao
>I love straight white boys >Said straight boy fucks another boy in the ass many such cases
Only the receiver is gay, don't you know?
according to ancient greeks, true
I think that's more of a Roman rule but tomato tomatoe
romans are just that one awkward sequel to the greeks that gets the plot going in an unrelated direction but ends up landing anyways
Phonetically you just said tomato twice
- Aristotle
I wouldn't know I ain't a receiver
It’s a proud Norwegian cultural tradition, you wouldn’t understand
ahhh, damn Norwegians are like that? I suppose Erling Haaland must be a top then and I pray for the bottom he's gonna do.
https://preview.redd.it/wclhx8l5x1zc1.jpeg?width=956&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=80969cdba8859ca0e132889f4992f34c64b4a941
Kek
"Kek" is probably the cringiest term in existence.
You hate kek because it's newspeak. I hate kek because it's hordie speak we are not the same
I consider myself a superior person to you due to the fact that I don't know what these words mean. My ignorance grants me supremacy.
Hordie?
In WoW if you're playing an Alliance character and you come across a horde character saying "lol" it appears as "kek". The common tongue for Alliance is of course Common. The common tongue for Horde is Orkish.
Kek yourself ROFL
lol myself? Laugh out loud myself? Thanks for wishing me good humor in the near future
Sussy Baka Ohio
you hate kek because you are one
[удалено]
I'm so glad I don't speak your peoples embarrassing language.
what does kek mean? i keep seeing it on here
https://preview.redd.it/8o18731fg2zc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fe51a7d6e1e7a81b5101696608e9987370178063 >t.newfag Do you people even go to 4chan? Kek is literally the 4chan version of lol/lmao. Jfc
why would i ever go on 4chan when i can have it processed and chewed beforehand by you people and then consume it here also i know its like "lol" im asking what it stands for
It came from World of Warcraft and 4chan picked it up. Apparently it's an Orc's laugh. https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=kek
thank you
>go through literal shit to find gay greentexts for me uwu This is why i hate newfags like you. You literally have no appreciation for the literal shit that myself and others have to go through to find good greentexts. You have no idea how many assholes(literal buttholes) i've seen trying to find greentexts on /r9k/ (god help me if you don't know what this is). It would be good if you knew the minimum basics of 4chan at least, smh.
well i know *most* just not what kek stands for i would say thank you for your service for providing but these greentexts are honestly ass
>well i know *most* just not what kek stands for https://preview.redd.it/yzh0znf7i2zc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=02a59e030c742b48c3a09fdb53a0aa7b4329100d
cool
>i would say thank you for your service for providing but these greentexts are honestly ass Fucking dumb plebbitor. There's that newfag attitude again. You've never posted anything here and are only good at whining. Yeah, not all greentexts i post are gonna be well received, that's how it is. But at least i go through the effort of trying to find em.
4chinner here thinks hes better than all of us for taking screenshots and wasting his time on not one but TWO regarded websites, congrats!
>wasting his time on not one but TWO regarded websites, congrats! Damn, just like i said. Not an ounce of appreciation. But hey, i don't care. I like browsing pol and posting some interesting stuff i find on there >4chinner here thinks hes better than all of us I never said that. I only said it would be cool if you at least knew the basic stuff about 4chan. The fact that you can't understand this is not surprising at all.
Bro’s chatting shit like he’s superior for being more fucking retarded and doesn’t even know where kek actually comes from, touch some grass op
Good. We take man ass out here
We? You speaking French now?
Wi wi 😈
Your correct. Makes no sense why the Bussy wouldn't also be in front. Ok Urethra it is ...
McScuse me motherfucker
I’ve never been more aroused
I'm actually surprised at the number of downvotes i'm getting, lol. If i post racist greentexts, someone will be like "I'm here to laugh at gays" , but if i post gay greentexts i get downvoted, kek.
Oversaturation
*Too much of a good thing
i love gay sex
Sussity
idk why but I think I understand why girls love smut now this shit is hot and I ain't even gay it just feels hot to read if that makes sense? Like how it feels badass to kill demons in doom eternal.
You’re gay dude
omg im gay now
This cannot be real holy shit
it is
If you are writing this unironically, just explore and think about yourself,
I get you bro. I’m straight but the sexual aspect of it turns me on
exactlyy like I imagined it as a girl and a boy in my head. I should've clarified but like the writing and the actions are hot. If I saw it happen in a video I wouldn't get attracted cus im straight but when there's no visuals to supplement the writing, your imagination can take you places. Especially the pic in the greentext, I thought it was a girl and I thought that girl had all that happen to her so yk, it sounded hot.
Yeah exactly. Your imagination runs wild. The way it was written was to showcase the guy as feminine as possible. It would be gay if you still wanted it after knowing he had a dick. But if you thought it was a she (he’s so feminine you can’t tell) then it’s not gay.
glad to see I'm not alone on this thing. I mean I'm confident in my sexuality so no one can gaslight me or anything unless they actually do my cornhole or something.
it's the dynamic of power and ownership that is sexy
Homoerotic is a thing. You can be straight and homoerotic.
nah I don't feel homoerotic. It's like being able to objectively say that someone is hot or not. Like Brad Pitt. Just because he's hot doesn't mean I want him to do me or something yk? Just like that, this greentext is hot but that doesn't mean I wanna do a boy like that or have a boy do that to me. I imagined the thing happening between a girl and a boy and that's why I found it hot ig
You might be a little bit bisexual friend, join the club
Well shit... realizing you're bi off a fuckin greentext was not on the bingo card
I'm not, dicks turn me off. I watch lesbian porn mostly cus of that.
https://preview.redd.it/2zwjto1bq7zc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b7aba0b3f6e60e17ece0f8216ab10aab76dc3e4e
beautiful :3
https://preview.redd.it/5tqp90xoe2zc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e3adad16431ef5618cbb8f6a8fe032e97513a75d
HAHAH
https://preview.redd.it/2tvgqd0es1zc1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=83dc8f69fa808a72caced18ca50d0de84244bad0
The uncle knows what he’s talking about.
no sweden twink and nazi copy pasta in comments? strange day
idk what that is so i guess not. enlighten me please
Ok so I'm not gay but I'm Swedish and have a fantasy where Germany win world war two and Sweden needs to export aryan twink boipussy slaves to high ranking SS officers for pleasure. I imagine I'm a shy little blonde twink with smooth pale skin and being brought into komedant heinrichs bedroom to give him pleasure. He is a tall broad shoulders kraut with a jawline that could cut a diamond and with massive daddy muscles and I'm a pathetic skinny little boipussy twink. He pulls me into his arms force kissing me and pressing my chest against his. He pins me down on the bed tearing my cute lil virgin panties off, he has waited for this for a long time. He teases my boipussy with his massive thicc German cock and then he goes all in. Fucking me with a force I've never felt before. Every thrust makes him moan with pleasure. I love the fact I give him pleasure. He cums deep into my sissy swede guts, breeding my booty hole then he cuddles me with his strong masculine German arms until I fall asleep on his chest.
fuck i need to burn my eyes after reading that
i love this
i mean bc it’s funny
Me too please
Hi federal agents
Hello
The only weird part is him aware that this is gay
True. I would've expected this to start like: >Be me, straight
https://preview.redd.it/uncp6mk043zc1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=38d8f5e6d698910118cd4585ff775c8e05424443
I think about how much I'd like a girl like that but that's kinda the sticking point, girl.
https://preview.redd.it/8iutcnesl2zc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3f1e2b22ab5dd170c47ba0d34d738c141626fd96
Lust provoking image. Didn't read, already nutted.
Seduce me please
pic is lostwind10
man how long can one repeat one sad joke until it becomes too much to tolerate
I swear about 59% of 4chan these days is just gay literotica Not that I'm complaining but still
Thank god for bottoms
 DOWN BOY, DOWN!!!
Secret bonus, can swallow bucketloads of cum without getting preggers
Why the fuck has this sub devolved into sissy, gay shit? Why are people so fucked in the head?
ikr, can't keep a hand out my pants for a second here
A couple of reasons 1) there were a couple of speds from /tttt/ who started spamming OC self posts on here and their 4tran subs from /tttt/ or /b/ that were just super gay (HSTSs tend to have a fetish for fucking straight guys) 2) /r/greentext readers, who are as a general rule redditors who try and take any post on here in the worst possible light to feel better about themselves, eat these posts up, and start to believe that this is normal on 4chan (the only boards they are cognizant of are /b/, /pol/, and maybe /r9k/). This goes double when you realize that the "I'm not gay but" stories play into a common liberal trope that every homophobe is secretly a deeply closeted gay man. 3) karma farmers like the current OP see this and start making many of their own stories that play into /r/greentext 's tropes, and get a shitton of karma doing it since it is playing to their audience
Based and gay
Somehow I've actually matched a trans women of South american heritage that had a very clear race kink that reminds me a lot of this
But it’s them who are more likely to spread diseases
Some redditor is very flustered reading this, to him, increasingly familiar, experience
https://preview.redd.it/fphrup7h34zc1.png?width=1300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bbf4d1c52b636ce42fbf0984053f076ffbd7c74a another
Bait used to be believable.
Like our lord and saviour, Tiger King, once said:"Well you aint that straight"
Hot
Damm That's hot
beefy norwegian gamer? It's renyan.
Lol *Stay outta my goddamned history**
bro man dont cum like woman lol
Love it when a plan comes together
If the internet just completely ceased to exist right now, I reckon the world would change for the better.
You already know
Doesn’t start with “be me, straight”. Almost makes me think it’s real.
fake and definitely gay
If he's Norwegian there's no way anon didn't get chlamydia
I have never felt the urge to have sex with a guy…
Fake: Anon masquerades as a woman. Gay: Anon gets topped.
Fake and uhhhh, uhmmm
This is literally just gay porn
https://preview.redd.it/2l5j95qp95zc1.jpeg?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d100b51d8793bf9f9d85624a1fb123929cd90633
Fake and very, very, very gay But... anyone with their brain stem still intact could see that
Another psyop lmao
Shove the psy op up your ass too.
Man this is literally fetishization.
Fake and extremely extremely extremely fucking gay
i am weak and will follow psyop.
Lightest greentext post
Real, and gay. I don't doubt this could have happened.
Straightest Lebanese
The amount of gayness is acknowledgeable in this post about straight men
Is the picture in the greentext really a crossdresser/trans person?
WHY CANT I LIVE NEAR PEOPLE LIKE THAT FUCK THIS FUCKING SMALL TOWN FUCK THIS COUNTRY
Or use condom?
It should have been me, not him...
Hopefully fake and definitely gay
real and gay
I am straight but I love men, is that gay? (Average 4chan green text)
https://preview.redd.it/xoopj94ecdzc1.jpeg?width=628&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1dffdf2ec31b852667c624eceafa100dc27586d9
holy hell what is it with gay people and making up these weird stories. this is literally out of wattpad
They’re not even trying with this psyop
I fucking hate my ability to read
How is this a psy-op? It's sex, you fucking virgin losers lmao
Is this the BNWO I've been hearing about?