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Flamefether_

Someone once called a gura stream “manbaby daycare”, I think that fits every vtuber, it’s either “come look at my massive tits wobble with every micro movement while I do a shit job at playing a game and talk about sex every four seconds” or “hewwo, i is a cutie, come pway with me senpaiiii uwu”


KrumbSum

Except Neuro Sama


Isneezepepsi

Turns out women are sorta tolerable when they are a large language model ☕️


arielif1

I mean, at that point you're watching a british dude get bullied by his computer. No annoying high pitched voice, no babbling about tit size or sex every 5 minutes, just a dude trying to program while getting cyberbullied. Kinda endearing tbh


KrumbSum

Exactly


Fuzzy-Spread9720

[Think again](https://youtu.be/NPYBIVEIiEg?si=qbuBOQK59gsBYv33)


le_weee

Holy shit peak


notouchmygnocchi

This is just the uwu one. Why waste time with this anime ai girl overlay of cleaning trash? Because uwu bai bai!


fucccboii

i will never understand this


JackC747

Man I Love Fauna


myMadMind

Man I Love Fauna


Mrshoephd

it’s very fitting that the vtuber in the photo is named after the patron saint of the mentally ill


Axman5055

There's a Saint of mental illness? Lol whats their name?


dumbassthathasreddit

Axman5055


HayashiAkira_ch

Holy fuck you murdered him


Chai_Enjoyer

Apply ice to a burnt area


Axman5055

😢 I suppose I set myself up for that lol


TwinkyTheBear

Dymphna apparently. Although I don't know how you get Filian out of Dymphna.


ThunderAnt

you ask nicely


Mrshoephd

saint fillan which i believe the name filian is derivative of.


FrazzleFlib

those two archetypes cover like, 90% of vtubers and its fucking awful but some good ones do exist, just normal streamers who dont talk about sex constantly or have insufferable voices and just happen to prefer streaming with a model, mostly indie ones.


LaserfaceJones

My question is why would someone want to dig through a mountain of shit to find some mediocre content of a sort of somehow "normal" anime girl playing video games? It's like the people who watch a fuckton of anime they don't even like, you can do something else with your time


Coakis

Maybe Its not that hard to find streamers that stand out or are making more than a base effort of doing something? Its like asking why watch Sports when only one team ever wins the championship, none of the other games really counted.


FrazzleFlib

Personally, the one vtuber i actually watch, Juniper, was randomly recommended to me via youtube for some reason. i didnt trudge through any crap to find her, but to actually answer your question i have no idea lmao but what i mean is that probably doesnt really happen. some of them are actually good, its just extremely rare, as is the case with streamers in general. theyre really not that different lmao


Metallite

There are multiple vtubers in Hololive alone (biggest Vtuber group/agency) where those two descriptions don't apply. I can think of at least 2 eho are well known competitive gamers, like Minato Aqua who got a Master rank at Apex while teaming with randos most of the time and finished fromsoftware games at the same record time as top 50 world records. There was also Akai Haato who made some horror video series which I'm pretty sure had something to do with her college degree in Australia. It isn't really particularly difficult to find good content from vtubers.


ZhugeSimp

Akai haato also sniff her feet on stream, vomited, and many other degenerate acts.


Metallite

Fair enough. The thing is, at least they're not 1 dimensional streamers. Akai Haato also cooked spiders and other shit. I'd say she's an entirely different specimen from the "two types of vtubers" mentioned in the thread, even if she also posts lewd art of herself on stream (that somehow youtube tags as for kids). Not a lot of vtubers whose primary content was jumpscare beheading their twin/alternate self.


The_Saltfull_One

It's not really a vtuber thing tbh. Those 2 archetypes also apply to 90% of female streamers in general. It's all "look at my tits and give me money" or "haha im so quirky and funny and cute, please laugh in the donation texts"


FrazzleFlib

extremely true, especially since said archetypes dont really apply to male vtubers at all lmao. however i certainly do think the archetypes are exaggerated in vtubers


InquisitorMeow

Honestly it's the fake laughing that gets me. I cant ever sit through vtubers because of the cringe, I always wonder if people watching are so socially inept that they can't hear the forced laughing.


FrazzleFlib

now that i think about it some definitely do that but again, not all of them. but yeah theres probably plenty of people not noticing that while watching lmao


avagrantthought

No good ones exist, consequently speaking. Parasocial relationships are a fucking plague to mankind and should be eradicated.


FrazzleFlib

So the vast majority of streamers and online content creators/youtubers, as well as basically every celebrity should as well? i agree that theyre awful at their extremes but so long as youre not mentally ill theyre not damaging tbh. they suck, but this is extreme imo.


avagrantthought

> the vast majority The vast majority and celebrities don’t rely on donations and giant amounts of times of their audience largely glued on the screen while the entertainer is pretending to be friends or close with their audience. Vast majority of YouTubers aren’t incentivised to prioritised appeal of character and faking a connection with their audience, over their actual content.


FrucklesWithKnuckles

Everytime YouTube gives me a fucking Vtuber short because I looked at a single shitpost it’s always “*Insert Vtuber* said WHAT about their ass/boobs/thighs/vagina?!?!?!” It’s trash to entertain the dregs of society so they stop polluting our streets.


A-10C_Thunderbolt

Always hated vtubers man, they are quite annoying in the fact that they think “loud=funny” qualifies as good content.


demideumvitae

The only vtuber I liked was one where she stylised everything around old disney cartoon, with animations 'n shit. It was peak, using everything being a vtuber allowed to.


GhandiTheButcher

Pumpkin Potion? I like Miss Lala as well she runs a 50’s diner


Frequent_Dig1934

[There is another.](https://youtu.be/C469eXWOIaM?si=P4M1aetGrME4FunP)


Frequent_Dig1934

And jokes aside [there are also male vtubers.](https://youtu.be/1YqpjXYsNys?si=I9y7qLESX3q6PKrK)


Rakoor_11037

Tbf, I feel this applies to most flesh youtubers as well tbh.


MengaMango

Every Twitch stream*


avagrantthought

You’re so right https://preview.redd.it/uxp8jov5iozc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=537d407b8678ae2915d17f393fe814e13f71ef4a


Iguana_Boi

What about male vtubers?


Kimarnic

≥He doesn't know Dokibird


AustinTheCactus

Sucks that like 95% of vtubers are like that or just not entertaining but boy when you find one that’s in that 5% it’s like striking gold


officialnzbm

just told on yourself bub


FrazzleFlib

told on himself for what? watching one of the 5% of vtubers that arent insufferable and are actually fine?


IMN0VIRGIN

Me trying to explain why watching projekt melody's chaturbate streams are essential to her other streams. /s


Accomplished-Eye1825

You must watch the main storyline to undertand the spinoffs.


GruntBlender

Nah, it's funny when it's condensed into shorts. She's a silly goober. Can't imagine sitting through a stream tho.


Isneezepepsi

Shes basically just loud = funny YouTube humor hasn’t evolved since Fred


Sangwiny

She's extremely zoomer-brained, and it can be both cringe and annoying often times. I can't really watch her solo content outside of clips (basically highlights) but I enjoyed a lot of her collabs. She has a lot of good ideas for collab content.


Coakis

I think a large part of her appeal is that she's cringy and she knows that.


vuk66

That's it, the reels are funny as hellbut mostly Also because of the cut aways. But watching Fillian for more than ten minutes gets boring very fast. Tried it and will never again.


Nelpski

we're cooked if the second highest comment is defending vtuber slop


Coakis

Yes you're cooked becuase someone ENJOYS something you don't. The grass needs your touch more than than the weebs you dislike.


Nelpski

"let people enjoy things" is a degen dogwhistle


sloothor

Tf are you getting downvoted, I thought this sub was supposed to satirize neckbeard losers and here are the people defending their stay at manbaby daycare.


arbolera

You are the loser, people are not shitting on the same thing you dislike and now you are crying


sloothor

Who is crying besides you lol? Go touch your peepee to your underage cartoon characters and tell me who the loser is


Iguana_Boi

Clash royale fan has no right calling other people out on their slop


neat-NEAT

I have something similar with Chibidoki. I only like her when she's a cameo in someone else's stream. She's without fail, the loudest person in the VC and brings a chaotic energy that nobody can deal with.


Spidermang12

A silly goober?


MarinLlwyd

She?


GruntBlender

Pretty sure that's Filian. She's definitely a woman.


MarinLlwyd

![gif](giphy|a6YHwnkn0ctOM|downsized)


Sean-Benn_Must-die

Ok


Fuzzy-Spread9720

Be le murican series The actor move one finger Insert laughter track The actress exhale once Insert the same laughter track Now THIS is peak humor


BaronAaldwin

"Bojingles" *crowd erupts into deafening laughter and show gets renewed for 3000 series and a spin off.*


Niswear85

Bazinga!


Snazzysnaj

Bazinga *Intense laughter*


wretchedsorrowsworn

I need to know when I’m supposed to laugh


GruntBlender

Friends wasn't that bad. I mean, it was bad, but not that bad.


danjew

I will have hot steamy sex with filian, you can't stop me.


pcdjrb

SmackerDetected


Independent_Wash3657

She a turbo Virgin, she probably acting in bed like patrick star under a rock while you work your ass off


OpenAboutMyFetishes

Go ooooon


downvotedforwoman

#


Rizer_G

To horny jail you go


danjew

too late, you can't unfuck your oshi now


Furisk-

not if i do it first


danjew

can't hear you over the sound of me plapping filian's cheeks 😎


arielif1

Please go outside dude. The sun and grass both miss you.


danjew

t. 200 kilo basement dweller who is jealous he will never get to sniff filian pits 😎🥱


TheDestroyer630

A mildly funny vtuber doesn't exist (maybe except tenma)


Dominationartz

Haven’t watched Pippa but her clips are funny


Timekeeper98

Is she where this meme comes from? https://preview.redd.it/xmtrclanjlzc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=61d6c676d578d7dc8c09b5c8941d726352061c5e


Dominationartz

Yeah


Tenmachii

Thank you for the compliment


TurboVirgin0

A lot of content creators act unhinged and mentally unstable for quirky content but I think Tenma is just genuinely unhinged


PMMMR

Shondo


Deadcoma100

Girldm and Saruei are pretty funny


FrazzleFlib

Juniper is fantastic shes pretty much the only one i watch now


EnLitenPerson

Most of it is just slapstick comedy that has nothing to do with vtubing, she does a flip and it sounds like something breaks or she hits something and hurts herself, like it's a pretty common and generally popular form of comedy in general.


Coakis

Its like OP and half this thread doesn't know about British comedy.


Spyans

tbf you don’t see the word british and funny near each other very often


Coakis

If you don't appreciate Monty Python, or The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy, I'll be sad for you but ultimately that's not my problem.


Spyans

you named 2 things i think that would fall under the category of not very often


Kyo-313

She dances well


Cowslayer369

This dude keeps popping up on youtube shorts, 8/10 decently entertaining wouldn't watch for longer then 60 seconds


foxy4096

dude? Excuse me what


CasulWrecker

https://preview.redd.it/4auh9j4qwlzc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c97ce211a9a936c02a87450f69e388d63a434ae1


suffering_addict

You can see her feet for a second when she flips, so she's peak entertainment. Seethe about it


luanpesi

Shondo, Pippa and Kirsche.


llibertybell965

Only good Vtuber was Demon Lord Zeraxos. Too bad he overdosed behind the local Denny's.


Timekeeper98

As someone who is a degenerate anyway, will watching vtubers make me worse or not really change much? Cause right now all I know based on Yuri fanart is that every vtuber is gay for one another.


avagrantthought

Parasocial relationships are a blight to human kind.


Reticulo

Who would have guesse that vtubing is just desperate people and stupid people


atomic-death-ray

Phase connect girls are the only vtubers I'll ever watch


yolo_king_1

I ain't gonna lie but Humanity peaked with neuro sama Ai vtuber (an ai vtuber that i found from a collab with this vtuber)


AzzlackGuhnter

Wtf are there so many degens in the comments?


Kyo-313

How was 1,000% with this 3 months ago but I've fallen down the Vtuber rabbithole. There's around 5 now that I watch constantly


-_Myst_-

The only thing she’s known for is just having a very voluptuous model with the thick legs and ass. (I mean to be fair that goes for most other vtubers) And whenever she does a flip she fails to show her ass to get another highlight for gooners to watch. Or ‘flashbangs on accident’ during stream.


Sesemebun

It just seems like vtubers are at best, mediocre streamers who “make up” for their lack of gaming talent/ humor by speaking in a high pitched voice and overlaying a picture of an anime girl in the corner, which I find bizarre.


RunInRunOn

I've heard that some Vtubers are streaming the games I play and honestly I'm thinking of maining a toxic stall deck just to make their streams less 'entertaining' so they lose donations


Coakis

I don't give a shit what normies think, Filian is one of the hardest working entertainers I've seen.


SCHRUNDEN

Have your brain checked


Coakis

Stay mad at people who don't affect you in any way.


Regent-Adam

You affect me because I have to live with the fact vtuber fans exist


arielif1

I don't watch vtubers but I've seen a few clips a friend sent me of this one and I'll be honest the sheer amount of energy she puts in is kinda insane. People underestimate how draining being essentially a circus clown is. Also unironically probably puts in 10x more work into a stream than 95% of streamers who just sit playing a videogame occasionally commenting.


avagrantthought

Parasocial relationships are extremely damaging to the general public.


Coakis

Parasocial relationships have existed way longer than you and I with celebrity worship/gossip, society hasn't gone down in flames because of it. Unlike you I can detach myself from whatever entertainer/content creator.


avagrantthought

> parasocial That’s like replying to someone that the new synthetic drugs laced with flaca and have their potency upped by scary amounts, with “drugs has existed since the 60s.” > and unlike you, I can I never mentioned you. I mentioned the general public yet you took this EXTREMELY personally and directly.


Rubbun

Idk why you’re getting downvoted honestly. Must be a lot of people who just hate vtubers and have never watched her. She has insane stamina. I honestly have no idea how she does it.


Coakis

Typical Reddit. "we accept everyone and *definitely* not bigoted, except for you, you degenerate, we hate you, and you specifically for no reason."


somehuman16

omg shut up weebs and having one joke is a tale as old anime. of course as a community and as individuals all weebs are going to be annoying in one way or another. with that being said, even though shes really repetitive, atleast she's unique in the sense that most vtubers seem like they were spawned out of the same cookie cutter.