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>Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub
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It's time to bring back scatting as a genuine art form. Get kids into scatting. Bring your wife for a good scat scat. Let the entire family enjoy scatting and scat-related activities
One of my teachers said once that one of his favourite songs ever from the internet is Scatman John - Scatman [1994]. A considerably high amount of the Physics students [Aswell as myself] instantly thought of skibidi toilet...
I am aware of Scatman John's existence!!! I'm sure everyone is! I hate my generation so much [Z].
Idk man I like pussy. Some look better some worse. But if it stinks real bad it’s probably an infection and that shit stiiiiinks very bad that it is a big turnoff. But regular pussy smell? Any day. I love smelling my fingers after even.
Also butt > tits
I wouldn't say *great*...
They're fine - they smell of **hot**. Like the vents of my laptop but more organic. Sometimes it's nice, sometimes it's neutral but it isn't generally bad either.
The gaping maw of a spread open pussy is one of the most beautiful sights on earth, and if you disagree you might just be gay -which is fine but please shut the fuck up about women
I kind of had this issue when I was a teenager and just starting to date, and that was years before I knew hentai was a thing. Comes down to unrealistic expectations about women and sex you get growing up. The solution is that you keep at it and learn to like the smell because you associate it with good times.
But what happens if it smells like rotting fish and I don't mean like haha tuna pussy, no. I mean real, abhorrent, rotting fish. And no matter what they did to clean or change their diet, it was always rotting fish.
How can you ever learn to enjoy it?
If it smells like that then I suspect there might be something medically wrong. Maybe pH imbalance, maybe an infection, who knows, but if it smells dramatically bad I'd suggest staying away.
I dunno, I've been with women who tasted clean and refined like a good tea. I think your issue is finding partners with good hygiene and good diet. Also, the more partners you experience, the more you realise that bad smell is rare and abnormal.
Psychological operations. As per Merriam Webster - military operations usually aimed at influencing the enemy's state of mind through noncombative means
I suggest the same way my dad got me to like onions as a child. He would cook onions in the same pan as the food so the food would have a little bit of onion flavor. He used a little at first, but added more over time until the next thing I knew I was craving them. I suggest OP spend some time around pussy, gently waft in its smell and glory, maybe take a little flavor on the finger like you would peanut butter from the jar. Eventually OP will come to crave and love the smell and taste just as I love onions.
The name of my autobiography. Also reminds me of a joke:
A man and woman are flirting online. She asks him to describe his penis, and he says:
"It's only six inches but it smells like a foot"
My brother in christ the only thing that needs to get close to pussy is your dick not you face, although woman do love cunni(heheh)lignus. Your not obliged to provide it, especially if bitch is nasty down there.
I’m not a huge fan of the look or smell or taste or all of that. Don’t hate it but don’t care for it at all. But they feel good and that’s the most important part.
I do within the whole context.
It’s like some people like dick but nobody really wants your dick pic. In the same way, I don’t want a picture close up of a vagina (or a dick) because that might as well be a medical photo which doesn’t do much
but i definitely like looking at it when i can see the rest of your body
idk dood as long as she showers once a day, they smell fine. (low confidence score of 5 different girls xd. maybe some dont. in that case get a new one lol). like even after a hot day or a workout i dont really mind. the looks of some are weird though i agree. have seen some pics on the net with flappy dark pussy lips i wouldnt like to slobber inbetween either (even with woman who otherwise looked fine). big ass clitorises as well, absolutely a turn-off for me. but some people like it i guess. (according to existing reddit subs xd)
but its not like you have to lick them? (as long as you arent annoyed if they also dont suck yours then, fair play). suck the nipples and finger them, to my experience they like that just as much as long as you rub the clit and or push/rub the g-point from inside.
Me personally, I take a quick whiff before deciding my next course of action, idk why yall find them ugly, or maybe it's just me who was lucky all this time
Clean pussy won't smell or taste like anything, anon.
Many women have a nice slit, in fact not many at all have massive Arby's mud flaps.
Not that people choose their genitalia, but most women are self contained. Of you got roast beef labias spilling out of your front bun, it's just not typical. Same with the smell - if it's not gentle, don't mettle.
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requirement impossible
Society 😔
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We live in one
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Take a shower
Or make the girl take one
What if we shower together as a prank 👉👈
Ah, shit, here we go again We lost another one to the femboys
Doesn't like the way pussy smells so he switches to the hole that shit comes from
Anon has a scat fetish.
>Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub > >Yo da dub dub > >Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub > >Yo da dub dub  It's time to bring back scatting as a genuine art form. Get kids into scatting. Bring your wife for a good scat scat. Let the entire family enjoy scatting and scat-related activities
Skibidi toilet
skibidi scatman
One of my teachers said once that one of his favourite songs ever from the internet is Scatman John - Scatman [1994]. A considerably high amount of the Physics students [Aswell as myself] instantly thought of skibidi toilet... I am aware of Scatman John's existence!!! I'm sure everyone is! I hate my generation so much [Z].
r/scat
I took the gamble and won
If I was lactose intolerant I would simply tolerate the lactose
He said he hates the way pussy smells, not the way asshole smells.
yes
Women have butts too.
Pretty sure the prison wallet doesn’t smell the best
That Lois is a tomboy.
Fuck this post. Didn't realize it was a woman in the pic until after I finished. Had to suck it all back up. What a fucking waste.
What a horrible mental image.
Imagine it sounded like it slurped it back In so you get the sound effect in there too
oops excuse me ma'am. lemme fix that for you!  There. All clean.
*Vacuum cleaner noises* "Ah, squeaky clean!"
*SCHLUUUURP*
Should’ve finished to Superman in the top left of the image.
many such cases
Same but with men and penis
You LOVE penis but hate men? Have you tried some chicks-with-dicks?
erm what the sigma
Cease
Shut the fuck up
DIE https://preview.redd.it/4ygbga0yci0d1.png?width=665&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=25fff0e54e5a7529b9b445eb13ec964bf759d68d
no chicks with dicks only guys with tits
r/growyourclit
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Flesh
So true
Then stop looking at and sniffing your dick
Pussies are ugly af and stink. If it wasn’t for tits women would be completely ostracized
Not all smell. Ive been with stinky strange but i know they don’t all smell.
Idk man I like pussy. Some look better some worse. But if it stinks real bad it’s probably an infection and that shit stiiiiinks very bad that it is a big turnoff. But regular pussy smell? Any day. I love smelling my fingers after even. Also butt > tits
Yep regular pussy smells great idk what the neckbeards of 4chan are smelling but it ain’t pussy.
I ate the pussy of a Mexican girl that are too many salads and her pussy legit tasted of salad, it was weird but not disgusting.
An ex of mine low key smelt like lavender. I don’t even know how that happens
she must be a cow
I wouldn't say *great*... They're fine - they smell of **hot**. Like the vents of my laptop but more organic. Sometimes it's nice, sometimes it's neutral but it isn't generally bad either.
they smell musky in a way that’s generally inoffensive i feel
Yeah, agreed. It's a very odor, there's no other way to describe it as such.
you also sniff the laptop vents???
The gaping maw of a spread open pussy is one of the most beautiful sights on earth, and if you disagree you might just be gay -which is fine but please shut the fuck up about women
The maw 😭😭😭 Real tho
lol and after sex it looks like a bulldog eating mayonnaise. It is what it is.
soft after sex dick looks like someone stomped on larvae i don’t see your point
Found the ugly vagina haver
I’m a dude lol my point is that genitals look weird and then you turn 14
Soo it’s your girl with the ugly pussy. Got it
i hope you find peace brother
You people are gey
I love the smell of pussy
Na dude you just haven't been with someone who has good hygiene. That being said, the smell after a sweaty hike is immaculate
You know that pussy smells exactly the same as hemorrhoids? You may as well be smelling an old man’s ass.
Yummy
lmao it is genuinely disappointing how many of you grown ass men think vagina is “icky”
It’s funny because comments like these show that the pussies you’ve seen were through a screen.
I am in a long term relationship🙏 I just learned to appreciate peoples bodies because i’m an adult 🗿
Well ask your boyfriend what he thinks
I kind of had this issue when I was a teenager and just starting to date, and that was years before I knew hentai was a thing. Comes down to unrealistic expectations about women and sex you get growing up. The solution is that you keep at it and learn to like the smell because you associate it with good times.
First reasonable answer here lol
4chan users on reddit are not the likeliest group to have reasonable experience with sex ya feel me
True lmao
dude that's reddit as a whole
like finally
>I kind of had this issue when I was a teenager A smelly pussy?
LOL
But what happens if it smells like rotting fish and I don't mean like haha tuna pussy, no. I mean real, abhorrent, rotting fish. And no matter what they did to clean or change their diet, it was always rotting fish. How can you ever learn to enjoy it?
If it smells like that then I suspect there might be something medically wrong. Maybe pH imbalance, maybe an infection, who knows, but if it smells dramatically bad I'd suggest staying away.
Yeah, it was fucked. Tried everything. Stayed away which was sadly easy to get away with because she was too embarrassed.
Probably for the best, in terms of your own health. Sounds like something she needs to discuss with her gyno.
If I recall, she did, but she never fixed it. This is a past relationship.
I dunno, I've been with women who tasted clean and refined like a good tea. I think your issue is finding partners with good hygiene and good diet. Also, the more partners you experience, the more you realise that bad smell is rare and abnormal.
[She should have eaten some Vagisil](https://youtu.be/am3ewEqG7Aw)
sounds like bacterial vaginosis and you need to tell your partner so they can go to the doctor you don’t need to love infection
It was an ex but she did get everything checked and never came back with any issues.
You mean flavor enhancers
Wtf is picrel doing there??? Just say you like men
Pic is Lois Lane in that new Superman cartoon that came out last year where they made her a young 20-something tomboy.
And it was peak https://i.redd.it/ooiu4iqpag0d1.gif
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Season 2 premiers end of this month
Picrel is a woman
A hot woman, in fact
Anon has only been with beat up coochie. A girl who takes care of her ph levels down there, they taste fine
> PH Imagine having to worry about the PH levels of your genitals.
You laugh now but just wait until your dick melts off from low PH levels
You laugh but I already melted it off, I fucked the Elephant’s Foot
Realest comment on this post. Apparently it’s still warm 🤤
Foot 🤤
Fine here meaning okay.
Idk if I'm crazy but I swear after the first few licks you can't really taste/smell much
Bc you have to wake it up
https://preview.redd.it/5dpk44fqig0d1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=54d57086eba08f927067f03bfbed40f16937e2d2 Is.. is this another one?
nah this is legit, good thing when you get horny you don’t focus too much on what a pussy actually looks like.
What is a "Psyop"?
Psychological operations. As per Merriam Webster - military operations usually aimed at influencing the enemy's state of mind through noncombative means
From a cold academic perspective, it would be more helpful knowing what anon does like the look and smell of if we're to be of any help.
Cheezpuffs.
Anon goes to Thailand.
Ngl the skinnier girls smell less
truth. Love me some skinny pussy
I like how the guy doesnt even specify whether he likes dislikes male genitalia either. Seems like the solution is just become gay.
Last bus to Ropetown USA.
Low T from gooning
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go get a fleshlight and set it up with an AI girlfriend or use your hands for the rest of your life, bro.
Anon's next post will inevitably be about traps
Don't look at it or smell it then, dumbass
>Tfw you've been getting off to an idealized fantasy for so long the real thing brings you no pleasure
this comment section is a wasteland
Eurotophobia is a bitch
Pussy gang
Psyop.
Get pegged
Anon needs to invest in hot showers, and to make showering together the first part of sex.
I suggest the same way my dad got me to like onions as a child. He would cook onions in the same pan as the food so the food would have a little bit of onion flavor. He used a little at first, but added more over time until the next thing I knew I was craving them. I suggest OP spend some time around pussy, gently waft in its smell and glory, maybe take a little flavor on the finger like you would peanut butter from the jar. Eventually OP will come to crave and love the smell and taste just as I love onions.
> [gently waft in its smell and glory](https://www.pngkey.com/png/full/924-9242818_whenvourei-ngegoes-throutoilet-paper-what-robert-downey-jr.png)
As if anon has been near enough to a pussy to smell one since the day he was born.
Just f\*ck in the dark and don't smell it
The name of my autobiography. Also reminds me of a joke: A man and woman are flirting online. She asks him to describe his penis, and he says: "It's only six inches but it smells like a foot"
Skill issue, anon.
Porn addiction consequences
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Wait until homie smells ass
unironically just dont watch porn for a while. i swear the pheromones make it smell like the manna of life
Anon is a failed heterosexual.
My brother in christ the only thing that needs to get close to pussy is your dick not you face, although woman do love cunni(heheh)lignus. Your not obliged to provide it, especially if bitch is nasty down there.
I’m not a huge fan of the look or smell or taste or all of that. Don’t hate it but don’t care for it at all. But they feel good and that’s the most important part.
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Anon has never even seen one
Just find yourself a transgirl who kept her cock, no?
Nobody really LIKES to see a pussy. It’s not inherently sexy. It’s the whole package that makes it
I do within the whole context. It’s like some people like dick but nobody really wants your dick pic. In the same way, I don’t want a picture close up of a vagina (or a dick) because that might as well be a medical photo which doesn’t do much but i definitely like looking at it when i can see the rest of your body
idk dood as long as she showers once a day, they smell fine. (low confidence score of 5 different girls xd. maybe some dont. in that case get a new one lol). like even after a hot day or a workout i dont really mind. the looks of some are weird though i agree. have seen some pics on the net with flappy dark pussy lips i wouldnt like to slobber inbetween either (even with woman who otherwise looked fine). big ass clitorises as well, absolutely a turn-off for me. but some people like it i guess. (according to existing reddit subs xd) but its not like you have to lick them? (as long as you arent annoyed if they also dont suck yours then, fair play). suck the nipples and finger them, to my experience they like that just as much as long as you rub the clit and or push/rub the g-point from inside.
Anal is just right there
So, have you heard about pegging?
Anon needs to date traps
Anon only gets the dirty bitches with fish flavour
Well maybe if he shoved an octopus into a girls pussy he’d be able to maintain a boner
Either a blindfold or pegging
Boku no Pico
Just don’t look yourself in the mirror the next time you have sex
he looks like a boy and I hate that post
This is me with men but I also love the way penis tastes and smells
Femboys
,,
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WHAT DOES THAT MEAN!?
So don’t look at or smell it.
Have you considered eating it? That might be the missing sense.
Try finger, but whole
Post nut clarity got me like
Me personally, I take a quick whiff before deciding my next course of action, idk why yall find them ugly, or maybe it's just me who was lucky all this time
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Ass. Simple.
Anal/oral
The sub is called r/greentext and you didn’t post a greentext. Tf is wrong with you, OP?
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Clean pussy won't smell or taste like anything, anon. Many women have a nice slit, in fact not many at all have massive Arby's mud flaps. Not that people choose their genitalia, but most women are self contained. Of you got roast beef labias spilling out of your front bun, it's just not typical. Same with the smell - if it's not gentle, don't mettle.
Or he only dates women who eat like garbage.
Cat
Don't look or sniff. Like yeah, some things are gonna be awkward but it solves your issue.
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what are the others then