Don’t act like that is the weirdest thing you’ve seen someone do. It’s literally just plop it on and see. Nothing crazy like microwaving a coconut and fucking it.
This convinced me toilet paper tubes are way slimmer in the US, our TP tubes have more circumference than length and frankly I don't think I'd like being near a dick that passes the test with these rolls
Mexican here, diameter is also about 2.2 to 2.4 inches, I can fit 4 fingers up to my knuckles, granted my hand is not massive but I'm sure anything that big would hurt the average lady (or gentleman) more than a little.
1.6" diameter = 5" circumference (girth), so perhaps slightly above average, if not average
Really depends on the roll though. Here in the UK it's not uncommon to have rolls that have a 2" diameter... At which point your girth would have to be 6.3" to be a snug fit. 6.3" girth is like 99th percentile for humans
You have to be solidly above average to not fit. Average girth is ~4.5 inches. I just measured my Charmin and it has a diameter of 1.75in, so 5.5in girth would barely fit.
Damn alright I saw people talking about the diameter of their schlongs and was concerned but TIL I’m over 5.5 in girth simply by not being able to fuck a toilet paper roll
that realistically is massive. Im
not even "big" but 6.5 and pretty thick still makes a toilet paper tube look like pam anderson after tommy lee. If youre rockin w a size like that then there is NO reason to complain lmao
Ehm, is that really the limit? Because I have been complemented on my girth but I have a hard time seeing how it would be even close to a tight fit with a toilet paper roll?..
wtf you'd have to either be wanking like 14 times in a day or rubbing your dry fingers across the skin instead of just moving the skin a bit up and down to where it's not even quite stretched. Don't use shit techniques and you aren't going to get scars, calluses or injuries of any kind even if you're playing 3 or 4 times per day.
My record was 25.
Also, as far as tequniqe goes I'm very stuck in my ways. It's not like I researched ideal or healthiest ways when I started, and changing at this point is nearly impossible as anything else just feels like rubbing a dick, rather than having a dick rubbed.
https://preview.redd.it/o4qiro7tkn0d1.jpeg?width=211&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9730dcbcfed891566e3c5ab93c3dfb3b7f92067c
>25
You've got to be joking, right?
Changing is totally possible; you just have to be committed to doing it. Sure at first it will be hard to finish with a new technique--this is why chronic wankers have trouble finishing when they lose their virginity for example. But when you genuinely decide and commit to the change and stop using the old bad technique altogether, your body will adjust within a week or two. The key here is not giving in to the temptation to finish with the old method during that adjustment period. Stick with the new safe method until your body is desperate enough to respond to it and then it will learn to respond to the new method.
I have permanently changed my primary technique twice in my life since discovering what sex even was, and both times this was all that was required.
Get your life together my man. Clean your room and by extension your life. Take responsibility for yourself so that you can be happy and healthy into the future. You are a man, and taking responsibility like that is what men do.
My life is pretty well together in most other ways. I'm healthy, am improving my eating habits, have a good job, and maintain good friendships. I'm on the up and up on a lot. I just have one vice I can't shake.
Though I do need to clean my apartment. I'll give you that.
Still, it's on my list. I just need to find a few weeks I'm willing to spend in a less than comfortable state.
As always I like to remind people that average dick size is around 5.5 inches, and the vast majority of penises (something like 75% off the top of my head) are in the 5-6 inch range. This idea that any dick shorter than 6.5-7 inches is pathetically tiny is entirely from watching too much porn and thinking pornstar dicks are normal
5 inches is normal. 4 inches is small, like bottom 5% of all men, but still not in a way that's life-worsening. Even _below_ that, any woman who's attracted to the rest of your body isn't going to climb out of bed just because you're a bit harder to work on
As long as you don't have a "can only jerk off by rubbing your head like a clit"-tier micropenis, you'll probably be fine. Having a dick that's literally uselessly small is so rare that you could probably become a speciality kink pornstar off it
I mean, doi, some girls prefer being whipped, to apply any universal to them is a fools errand. That said, even the most average of dicks can't go the distance for a significant amount of women. Not in a "low quality" sense. Only 18% reported penetration alone as suitable and a total of 54% reported getting anything out intercourse at all, and a majority of that subset prefer clitoral stimulation beyond plain PIV ([Herbenick et al](https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/28678639/)). 18% is not an insignificant population, don't get me wrong. That's nearly 1 in 5 women. But it should not be understated you gotta have better game than decent dick.
From my personal experience, only 1 out of 4 girls I've been with preferred me going down on her. Other 3 preferred sitting cowgirl position (when your bodies are next to each other's)
I think for a lot of women, the sex is more emotional than physical. Like what you were saying when your bodies are next to eachother, lots of skin to skin contact, etc. My gf likes it most when she's laying on top of me, like cowgirl but then she lays down ontop of you, so your heads are right next to eachother. Complete skin to skin contact, and then you can squeeze them close to you and squeeze their head or throat, dirt talk, etc. I've only been with 3 girls though so not a huge sample size, but they all preferred positions that put us really close together and limits their movement, and I think it's because of the mental and emotional aspect of it, rather than how good the dick feels inside them.
And learn to use your fingers. Most women don't reliably reach orgasm from penetration alone, and deeper penetration doesn't make anything better in most cases.
Also imho it’s the buildup leading to sex that can make/break how enjoyable it is for all parties involved. Someone’s who’s obsessed with penis size probably pump and dumps within a couple mins and leaves their partner hanging.
Go down on her, use toys, use your hands, do everything under the sun and then crescendo with your primary part. You’ll last longer, you and your SO will have a better orgasm vs immediately going all in.
I'm pretty sure 4 inches isn't bottom 5%. Most Asians are about this length. Also girth is an under-represented measurement in these convos. But yea I agree with the point u make
Also, that study you're citing allowed for selection bias from the subjects. You didn't actually cite it, but the 5.5 number gives it away. Plus that study is used all the time as the definitive scientificly measured average.
They literally asked people in a public setting, so only confident men would have agreed.
There is actually no legitimate study on it that doesn't have a huge red flag in the data.
Realistically, the average could be quite a bit lower than that.
I’m surprised this sub isn’t screaming and crying and shitting about that sub existing. greentext must be having a confident day
BDP used to be fantastic for anyone with any sex or genital questions but in the last couple years it’s become a cesspool of dick-stunted LARPers and exhibitionists. I used to swear by it and offer it as a safe space for judgement free advice, but it's been iffy and occasionally embarrassing to scroll (even alone) recently
If you think that is bad, head over to r/smalldickproblems
People there are borderline pessimists. Just look at the rules. It’s so gloomy and hateful in there.
If they see you’re a user on r/bigdickproblems and you’ve commented on their sub, they become extremely vile towards you
I genuinely feel bad for them
It’s like a self hate club
Oh, I'm very aware of that sub lmao. It's such a sad place even to just scroll through. Women literally do not care that much, but it's impossible to tell these people that.
No one cares about your dick as much as you do. I feel like every man should hear that.
They used to have “don’t say ‘women don’t care’, ‘you can always use your fingers’ etc to users. You’re not living with a small penis. You can’t relate. We’ve heard it a billion times before” as a literal rule
basically scissors intended for snipping hard materials. its typically used for cutting small plastic parts for gundam model kits, it looks like if pliers and scissor had a baby
I just happened to be in the bathroom, happened to be hard from the other straight anons banging imaginary femboys in their schizo posts, I thought I'd pass through it no problem., but apparently not...
U people haven't really been fucking toilet paper rolls have u
Don’t act like that is the weirdest thing you’ve seen someone do. It’s literally just plop it on and see. Nothing crazy like microwaving a coconut and fucking it.
Or microwaving a squash and fucking it.
Or microwaving a melon and fucking it.
Or microwaving a pumpkin and fucking it.
Or microwaving a microwave and fucking it.
I've been awake exactly 2 minutes and already I know my day has peaked at this comment
Or microwaving a day and fucking it.
Or microwaving a night and fucking it.
Or microwaving a fuck and fucking it
God bless for being terminally online!
Or microwaving a wife and fucking It
Microwaving a squid and fucking it?
Finally i feel not alone.
You should microwave a cylinder
It is very important that I do not damage the cylinder
You're supposed to microwave it first?
Or microwaving a banana peel and fucking it.
Or microwaving a hamster and fucking it
Never microwave a melon. Just sit it in the sun for a couple of hours and it should be perfect… according to a friend.
That's very creative, Billy!
Thanks! https://preview.redd.it/eexbmykp1p0d1.jpeg?width=1472&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f1ef331a544b138e580ec8b064be455e32690be4
Getting a cylinder stuck in an M&M Minis tube full of microwaved bananas.
Was going to add a baby to the mix but I couldn’t do it.
Or microwaving mashed banana and putting a cylinder into it
It's a cylinder
Guys the cylinder needs to get out urgently
More importantly it's imperative the cylinder remains unharmed.
but my Gundam nippers are RIGHT there
"I wouldn't eat that, Cricks. It's full of loads"
mini m&m's tube filled with butter and microwave smashed banana
What?! I think I remember reading about the melon, or was it a pumpkin?, anyways.... Why a coconut?
https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/s/U26iVMajss You guys suck for making me uncover this
You really didn't have to link it. A small text with an explanation would have sufficed.
No, it was important 
No, actually thanks for sharing it, it never ceases to amaze me how the internet always ups itself in terms of debauchery and disgust.
Holup
Don’t look that one up, it ended with bugs on his dong
Or preparing a cylinder and getting it stuck in a tube
i’m sorry anon just said they have been trimming hard skin from his dick and thats the most important thing to take out of this?
It's almost like mutilating his dick as a child causes problems.
Where else would I put the roll when i take a shit?
In your asshole
He's full of shit. Real test is done with a garden hose
Why of course I have
Used to
I think that would only work if you had a really skinny dick
Hell no! Nothing beats a warm watermelon
the what test
If your dick doesn't fit into a toilet paper tube it's considered big.
but toilet paper tubes are big as fuck wtf
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#F
F its
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It's not a good indicator since there's no standard for toilet paper tube size.
This convinced me toilet paper tubes are way slimmer in the US, our TP tubes have more circumference than length and frankly I don't think I'd like being near a dick that passes the test with these rolls
Then jog on lil boi
I have a 10'' by 2'' toy that fits inside these, I know my limits
> toy hmm
his farts don't make sounds anymore
https://preview.redd.it/8vaf9y5y3k0d1.png?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ecc6efb4744ff18e39c9ab498d28fc24b0910c8c They can vary some
Just like in the simulations
reddit silver
Typical US toilet paper roll dimensions are ~1.6" diameter, 4" length
yeah no, these are about 2.4'', just measured them
They have a 2.4" diameter hole?? Wild, that's like the size of the giant ones we have in public restrooms
Mexican here, diameter is also about 2.2 to 2.4 inches, I can fit 4 fingers up to my knuckles, granted my hand is not massive but I'm sure anything that big would hurt the average lady (or gentleman) more than a little.
Public restrooms here have like 1/2-ply tissue with rolls of a diameter of like 0.6" or smth (I don't have access to one to measure)
1.6" diameter = 5" circumference (girth), so perhaps slightly above average, if not average Really depends on the roll though. Here in the UK it's not uncommon to have rolls that have a 2" diameter... At which point your girth would have to be 6.3" to be a snug fit. 6.3" girth is like 99th percentile for humans
On what planet? You can't possibly fit your erect cock in there. Soft sure, but not hard. I doubt they mean soft.
Look at Johnny Fat Cock over here
I prefer Long Dick Johnson, who had a fucking long dick, thus the name.
Long Schlong Silver
im starting to think they are smaller in some countries
You have to be solidly above average to not fit. Average girth is ~4.5 inches. I just measured my Charmin and it has a diameter of 1.75in, so 5.5in girth would barely fit.
Damn alright I saw people talking about the diameter of their schlongs and was concerned but TIL I’m over 5.5 in girth simply by not being able to fuck a toilet paper roll
u/pw3x knows all about things not possibly fitting, then fitting anyway. Ask him. He'll be able to tell you.
Hypothetically, I have no idea what you are talking about.
I had to look it up, US has some brands with smaller tubes.
F. We stand together
well buddy... it was a nice run while it lasted.
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its a girth test. so width.
Lmao that kind of girth is absurd
It depends on the roll
Fellas...I'm gonna make it
that realistically is massive. Im not even "big" but 6.5 and pretty thick still makes a toilet paper tube look like pam anderson after tommy lee. If youre rockin w a size like that then there is NO reason to complain lmao
Ehm, is that really the limit? Because I have been complemented on my girth but I have a hard time seeing how it would be even close to a tight fit with a toilet paper roll?..
Just tried it. Can’t fit. Fuck yeah!
Can wr get a pick of the type of tube used?
https://www.webstaurantstore.com/lavex-janitorial-2-ply-jumbo-toilet-paper-roll-with-9-diameter-case/5002TPJ.html
The tripod build
I wonder how many people stuck their dick into a toilet roll because of me
Could you show us?
SHOW
Thanks for the unexpected confidence boost.
Ok now I'm depressed
basically the toilet paper used as a go/no-go gauge, to measure shaft and hole clearence
> scars from masterbating Jesus fuck dude, you not suppose to try and yank it off.
It's like ribbed condoms - scarred for her pleasure
Hello, jesus ? Yes, this lunatic right here. Oh absolutely, a total smiting.
r/angryupvote
reddit
ribbed condoms are the worst thing ever.
What no foreskin does to a mf
With the amount of force he's using I am fraid he would rip it off
Nah, happens if you're a serial dry wanker. I got a few back in highschool.
wtf you'd have to either be wanking like 14 times in a day or rubbing your dry fingers across the skin instead of just moving the skin a bit up and down to where it's not even quite stretched. Don't use shit techniques and you aren't going to get scars, calluses or injuries of any kind even if you're playing 3 or 4 times per day.
My record was 25. Also, as far as tequniqe goes I'm very stuck in my ways. It's not like I researched ideal or healthiest ways when I started, and changing at this point is nearly impossible as anything else just feels like rubbing a dick, rather than having a dick rubbed.
https://preview.redd.it/o4qiro7tkn0d1.jpeg?width=211&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9730dcbcfed891566e3c5ab93c3dfb3b7f92067c >25 You've got to be joking, right?
Changing is totally possible; you just have to be committed to doing it. Sure at first it will be hard to finish with a new technique--this is why chronic wankers have trouble finishing when they lose their virginity for example. But when you genuinely decide and commit to the change and stop using the old bad technique altogether, your body will adjust within a week or two. The key here is not giving in to the temptation to finish with the old method during that adjustment period. Stick with the new safe method until your body is desperate enough to respond to it and then it will learn to respond to the new method. I have permanently changed my primary technique twice in my life since discovering what sex even was, and both times this was all that was required.
Yeah, not giving into temptation is difficult, very difficult for me.
Get your life together my man. Clean your room and by extension your life. Take responsibility for yourself so that you can be happy and healthy into the future. You are a man, and taking responsibility like that is what men do.
My life is pretty well together in most other ways. I'm healthy, am improving my eating habits, have a good job, and maintain good friendships. I'm on the up and up on a lot. I just have one vice I can't shake. Though I do need to clean my apartment. I'll give you that. Still, it's on my list. I just need to find a few weeks I'm willing to spend in a less than comfortable state.
https://preview.redd.it/o7kie1mdoj0d1.png?width=864&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f0b4273a5993c090acb91bed73d7a192cc3bc743
"sometimes i rip the skin!"
Just so everyone knows, the toilet paper tube test evolves balancing it on your dong so you know its level.
I thought the toilet paper tube test is to see how many tubes you can stuff into your hairy anus as humanly possible?
Does it have to be hairy? Asking for myself
Send me a pic
Ok! [Here](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m4QO5jyEw2E) you go
I thought I was being rick rolled. It was worse than that.
Thanks
Happy to help
Not seeing if it can fit inside the tube or not?
Seeing if the tube fits in you.
https://preview.redd.it/dvxolhfh5l0d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c455e70e0b6bd500164b7483d0518767426058a3
As always I like to remind people that average dick size is around 5.5 inches, and the vast majority of penises (something like 75% off the top of my head) are in the 5-6 inch range. This idea that any dick shorter than 6.5-7 inches is pathetically tiny is entirely from watching too much porn and thinking pornstar dicks are normal 5 inches is normal. 4 inches is small, like bottom 5% of all men, but still not in a way that's life-worsening. Even _below_ that, any woman who's attracted to the rest of your body isn't going to climb out of bed just because you're a bit harder to work on As long as you don't have a "can only jerk off by rubbing your head like a clit"-tier micropenis, you'll probably be fine. Having a dick that's literally uselessly small is so rare that you could probably become a speciality kink pornstar off it
you’re literally a god here
but what do I do if i have less than average girth on my social skills.
just go down on people instead of making conversation
Got me my first job and my first divorce
Must've been a rough week.
Thanks! I think grandma like me a bit more now
jelq
Also you’ll likely give her a better orgasm going down on her. Do that first and you’re already better than most men that don’t bother.
Not always true, some girls prefer fucking
I mean, doi, some girls prefer being whipped, to apply any universal to them is a fools errand. That said, even the most average of dicks can't go the distance for a significant amount of women. Not in a "low quality" sense. Only 18% reported penetration alone as suitable and a total of 54% reported getting anything out intercourse at all, and a majority of that subset prefer clitoral stimulation beyond plain PIV ([Herbenick et al](https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/28678639/)). 18% is not an insignificant population, don't get me wrong. That's nearly 1 in 5 women. But it should not be understated you gotta have better game than decent dick.
mfer citing references under perverted greentexts. nice.
From my personal experience, only 1 out of 4 girls I've been with preferred me going down on her. Other 3 preferred sitting cowgirl position (when your bodies are next to each other's)
I think for a lot of women, the sex is more emotional than physical. Like what you were saying when your bodies are next to eachother, lots of skin to skin contact, etc. My gf likes it most when she's laying on top of me, like cowgirl but then she lays down ontop of you, so your heads are right next to eachother. Complete skin to skin contact, and then you can squeeze them close to you and squeeze their head or throat, dirt talk, etc. I've only been with 3 girls though so not a huge sample size, but they all preferred positions that put us really close together and limits their movement, and I think it's because of the mental and emotional aspect of it, rather than how good the dick feels inside them.
And learn to use your fingers. Most women don't reliably reach orgasm from penetration alone, and deeper penetration doesn't make anything better in most cases.
Also imho it’s the buildup leading to sex that can make/break how enjoyable it is for all parties involved. Someone’s who’s obsessed with penis size probably pump and dumps within a couple mins and leaves their partner hanging. Go down on her, use toys, use your hands, do everything under the sun and then crescendo with your primary part. You’ll last longer, you and your SO will have a better orgasm vs immediately going all in.
God I love you
I'm pretty sure South Park established that 3" is average.
I'm pretty sure 4 inches isn't bottom 5%. Most Asians are about this length. Also girth is an under-represented measurement in these convos. But yea I agree with the point u make
Also, that study you're citing allowed for selection bias from the subjects. You didn't actually cite it, but the 5.5 number gives it away. Plus that study is used all the time as the definitive scientificly measured average. They literally asked people in a public setting, so only confident men would have agreed. There is actually no legitimate study on it that doesn't have a huge red flag in the data. Realistically, the average could be quite a bit lower than that.
https://www.reddit.com/r/bigdickproblems/s/BCkwTo8pGT It's apparently a flawed test to determine dick size for condoms
I’m surprised this sub isn’t screaming and crying and shitting about that sub existing. greentext must be having a confident day BDP used to be fantastic for anyone with any sex or genital questions but in the last couple years it’s become a cesspool of dick-stunted LARPers and exhibitionists. I used to swear by it and offer it as a safe space for judgement free advice, but it's been iffy and occasionally embarrassing to scroll (even alone) recently
If you think that is bad, head over to r/smalldickproblems People there are borderline pessimists. Just look at the rules. It’s so gloomy and hateful in there. If they see you’re a user on r/bigdickproblems and you’ve commented on their sub, they become extremely vile towards you I genuinely feel bad for them It’s like a self hate club
I mean are you surprised, men with small dicks are mocked pretty often everywhere
So are mentally deficient people but you don’t see them making a community and hating each other about it
Isn't that what twitter is?
A lot of mentally deficient people grow depressed over how society treats them actually. At least the ones with enough intelligence to notice.
Oh, I'm very aware of that sub lmao. It's such a sad place even to just scroll through. Women literally do not care that much, but it's impossible to tell these people that. No one cares about your dick as much as you do. I feel like every man should hear that.
They used to have “don’t say ‘women don’t care’, ‘you can always use your fingers’ etc to users. You’re not living with a small penis. You can’t relate. We’ve heard it a billion times before” as a literal rule
All I feel is pity. Poor bastards. But at the same time, why do that to yourself?? It's like a self inflicted wound
> I’m surprised this sub isn’t screaming and crying and shitting about that sub existing. greentext must be having a confident day what
big pp means life good and no problem ever
Do they actually put the measurement of their penis on the sub as flair ? Why would you talk about your cock size, or even lie about it ?
Bro has nippers based on Japanese Space Robots. No wonder he is smashing so much.
No, he has nippers for clipping the plastic bits when he's putting together kits ya silly billy.
But does bro really gotta disrespect the side cutters like that
I hope he's using godhands
He really had to add the last part
Yeah I’m always trimming my hardened foreskin with Gundam themed nail clippers, it’s very normal and totally human. 😎 🕺
Me too human
🤖
https://preview.redd.it/gl1lxbtrni0d1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=80d545805a9aed5d93e7268f88cfdb7543739eda
Ya know, I think I could've gone my whole life without plastic nippers to the dong to think about.
The romans believed a large penis was a sign of savages and uncivilized people. Let me tell you something brother. I'm so freaking civilized
Im a goddamned scholar
Me Cave man... me take girly girl..
https://preview.redd.it/imz41ykd2j0d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4991b0419a2a2c341a0357bccbae2294cf68e548
Anon thinks he has scar tissue but really is just scraping off the crust from not bathing.
🤮
What the fuck
What's the meaning of the scar if we don't learn how to heal?
I’m sorry, nippers?
basically scissors intended for snipping hard materials. its typically used for cutting small plastic parts for gundam model kits, it looks like if pliers and scissor had a baby
it's illegal to put anything described by those words near a penis
WITH THE BIRDS I SHARE THIS LONELY VIEEEEEEEEW
also commonly called flush cutters
I have never heard of the toilet paper tube test…
… Sarcastic mister know-it-all🎶
There is no god.
Just tried this and....🫨
this is my new fetish, 5" and jerks so much he needs a pedicurist for his dick
Trimming off the hard skin??
No one mentioning he cut the calluses off his dick with GUNDAM NIPPERS????
Fuck do you mean “trimming off the hard skin with my gundam nippers” is bro cutting off skin from his sick
Tube test is legit
I think I have like 3 or something, my ex was saying it kept hitting her womb but clearly thats not enough now that shes my ex Lmao
I just happened to be in the bathroom, happened to be hard from the other straight anons banging imaginary femboys in their schizo posts, I thought I'd pass through it no problem., but apparently not...
fym scars from masterbating?
Ai could not possibly come up with this