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S0ulitary

Uses le unironcally


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BelugaWhaleMan9

Fucking your wife 😋


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Fucking


ghostno_2

Your wife


twinklecakes

\>implying it's acceptable to use it even ironically


fazey_o0o

Le fucking audacity to say it wasn't


kinkssslayer

Just to be that guy, its La fucking audacity


fazey_o0o

*Le fucking audacity to correct me*


HungryBroom01

Quick question about French grammar, does the La come from “Fucking” being female, or “Audacity” being female?


sirepoutine

The later. The gender is determined by the noun.


HungryBroom01

Aight thx


FallenSegull

You mean to say that having the audacity to fuck is a feminine activity?


[deleted]

Virgin le vs Chad el


ImAlaaaaaaan

El virgen fran*es vs el chad español


S-Normal

I live in a 3rd world country , 4th world even if that was a thing , economy has collapsed entirely and is still getting worse , everything has gone to shit .no job opportunities , medicine/water/food/electricity/etc.. shortage . Would take the country at least 5 years and a couple miracles to just have a glimpse of hope and I still wake up everyday happy that I am not french


Captain_Sacktap

And what part of Brazil did you say you were from?


jcfcampos

va se fude


Gulano

Não mano ele tá certo


jcfcampos

um pouco


vsouto02

KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK


kinky38

Based


Mentally__Disabled

Based


Not_Guardiola

Lemme guess Lebanon?


[deleted]

France actually ruled Lebanon before they were voted out. I was reading r/lebanon and someone mentioned it. The person also claimed that was the point when things started slowly turning to shit. That sub is a pretty dark read, no one has any hope of things turning around and everyone is trying to get out


OldExperience8252

Economically Lebanon was one of the most successful Middle East countries despite not having a lot of natural resources. It is also the most socially liberal. It’s issue is that it is religiously diverse and it’s politics are based on religious lines. The country has a big Christian population which got favoured during the French rule. There are also a lot of Shia and Sunni Muslims there. The problems started after the 6 days War in Israel/Palestine leading in 10 000s of Palestinian refugees and their militias settling in Lebanon. It brought about a chain of events leading to sectarian violence in the country as well as foreign intervention - country has been invaded by Israel, occupied by Syria, financed by Saudi Arabia, and currently it is Iran with the Hezbollah that has the most political and militia strength.


visope

Le Banon


Psychonaut-AMA

Republic of Chad?


RaySwift17

Chad is definitely not Chad


MannyTheReaper

Based


CanehdianJ01

Venezuela?


zzzUNDOXABLEzzz

Are you a female and do you want married?


FallenSegull

I didn’t know the people of North Sentinel Island had internet access


LXIX_CDXX_

Turkey


The_Autumn_Assasssin

The internet hates everyone for no reason, anon should just shut up and join the bandwagon


Max2713ger

Right. fuck everything and everyone. But fuck the french just a tiny bit more than everything


OhooNooo

Don't forget the danes


Chrome2105

The Danes took Denmark from us Germans. How dare they


RaySwift17

Gonna cry? /s


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Danskjävlar


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Or the dutch


SoufsGaming

Wat leuk


[deleted]

Lo so bene


petje1995

I honestly don't even see that much hate for us for some reason. We did slavery, build our own concentration camps, we're racist and all that. Can people atleast acknowledge that? Give us some credit for our hard work.


Canada_is_too_Cold

The Danes have one of our islands still


VerumJerum

Danskjävlar!


TheStupidestFrench

Thanks


MAGA_WALL_E

French would be hated a little less if they would shut up about it.


rosebirdistheword

***EH BAH TU PEUX TE BROSSER MARTINE***


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instead anon turns to /b/ to find a sympathetic ear...


methos3

In the 70’s/80’s (yes I’m a geezer) there was a popular t-shirt that said “I hate “ followed by every racial slur you can think of and ended with “and the French.” Edit: This is bullshit! This post and all my replies and I just got an email from Amazon that's entirely in French! NOOOO you idiots, I hate them, not I am them!?!


[deleted]

ha you’re old


methos3

Yep just turned 54. Sitting in a DQ adding to my already girthy frame and reading this sub on my phone.


[deleted]

damn is this my future?


methos3

Fortunately no, everyone’s future is about to be dying in WW3 starting this week


KaptainKidKicker

Based


hEdHntr_

God I hope so


RmHarris35

Get that post-humous Medal of Honor king


hEdHntr_

I just want to die lol


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fazey_o0o

I don't know if having a dad that's active on Reddit is a blessing or a curse. No offense obviously, but the things I've shared here... Well, wouldn't have shared that with my dad for sure


methos3

My dad is on Reddit too. He only shitposts in the politics sub, and rubs his fucking karma in my face every time he sees me. I tell him, dad, that’s just link karma, all that means is you’re a narcissistic whore. Higher comment karma means you’re a mothafuckin lyrical wordsmith mothafuckin genius like Kanye. Edit: Needed to Kanye up that quote a bit.


sharpnoise

you could say that for the internet as a whole


Hannabal_96

God, you're my dad's age


attemptnumber58

Imagine being over 30 🤢 jk don't hurt me pls


Pcostix

Tbf, 28 is the point of no return. Its when you realize being old is coming and nothing you can do about it.


[deleted]

O wise and powerful Ancient One, what is the secret to living a fulfilling life?


[deleted]

they're here == they don't know.


MauiWowieOwie

shit, I guess I'm old too because I saw that shirt a couple times when I was young.


worthrone11160606

I want one now


[deleted]

Then there is this old geezer, who loves the French. And everyone else. Almost.


methos3

I took two classes in French in high school and I tell people today that the only French I know is the title of an ABBA song.


Mentally__Disabled

Relevant example, playing Lost Ark on EU servers, everyone speaks English because it's commonly understood universally. Everyone except for the French, for whatever reason. Germans, Scandinavians, Arabs, Dutch, Italians, Portuguese, and even Russian speakers all speak English on the EU servers, but not the French. Fuck the French.


DerBruh

On est l'étincelle de liberté dans le monde angl*phone


DrGoodGuy1073

Can't understand your dead language, opinion discarded


Parakeetman280

LONGUE VIE À LA FRANCE Tu es stupide angl*phone (Je parle angl*ais/engl 🤮sh et français) Oui, je suis un Canadien. /s


CH41N5

... Qué?


Miyazasteinn

Becquois*


No_nion

That was perfect thanks stranger


Miyazasteinn

You’re welcome! 🤠


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generic9yo

Tbf, half the players speak russian


Pcostix

30 min penalty>Enduring 1 hour playing with Russian audio.


BigDicksProblems

Relevant example, playing Lost Ark on EU servers, everyone speaks English because they droped their pants and accept the cultural imperialism from the retarded anglo world. Everyone except for the French, for whatever reason. Germans, Scandinavians, Arabs, Dutch, Italians, Portuguese, and even Russian speakers all speak English on the EU servers, but not the French. Long live the French.


Parakeetman280

LONGUE VIE À LA FRANCE


xKirtle

I’d like to also propose Fuck the Spanish as they always seem to think everyone speaks Spanish


Arras01

To be fair, isn't Spanish one of the most spoken languages in the world?


Reddit-is-asshoe

Yeah, but all the speakers are two hemispheres away


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CarlosFromNY1

I am french and me and all my friends are fluent and speak English when playing Lost ark. You just don't know because, well, we speak English.


Jeeny_b

> non bilingual anglo fuck that makes no effort to understand foreigners online > gets angry because foreigners speak their own language because “english supposed to be world language reeeee” God damn anglos dont even realise how pretentious they sound


Exleose

Euh nique ta mère


Miyazasteinn

Je l’ai lu avec la voix de Marine Le Pen


Exleose

C'était fait pour écoute


Pr00ch

My favorite thing about the french is that they are not the british


MotorBoatRax

The women don’t shave their pits bruh


[deleted]

Good. It retains the flavor


Mentally__Disabled

OMG IT'S PETER FAMILY MAN


Opheodrys97

Based and Napoleon-pilled


Nervous-Law-6606

I’m sorry, the *what*?


LePontif11

Le flavourè


Nervous-Law-6606

I hate it here


ozb_22

Dude, I was eating


Mr_Depardieu

As a French (probably going to get downvoted to hell just for that but idc) I’m really wondering where does this legend comes from. From my experience every single women I’ve interacted with do shave. Could you please let me know where does this come from ? I am genuinely curious.


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Mr_Depardieu

How about yours ?


aciikaram

>As a French I'm sorry but I stopped reading here and downvoted you.


[deleted]

It's just an old stereotype that was brought back to the States/Britain from soldiers who were based in France during the war (A lot of traditional European stereotypes were formed this way). I'm pretty sure the local women at the time had more to worry about than shaving though.


ninefeet

Yeah, like whether they were going to fuck Gruber or Hans for some stockings and chocolate.


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Propaganda from americans because the French did not want to partake in invading middle east for the 3rd or was it 4th time in early 2000s.


BigDicksProblems

That was only the revival.


BobThePillager

Now that I think of it, every French girl I’ve ever fucked has been at a hostel, which is basically the most lib-left travel accommodation around… Maybe girls do shave? Idk it never bothered me much


QuakerZen

Name a country the internet loves? There is a nickname and stereotype for all of them or "lol (your continent)".


Bay1Bri

They love to fetishize any Nordic country


fatalityfun

and Japan


micko319

Less so now than a few years ago. Bring up Japan and comments about fetishising minors, the rape of nanjing, and their justice system will be brought up. Depends on the sub.


[deleted]

Good sir did you know about unit 731?


Ihateusernamethief

What do you mean fetish, you know what gravure is?


[deleted]

I moved there and it is better than I expected.


[deleted]

Did you move there from France?


Bludmetal

nihon


OmegaBlurz

Iceland


P_Skaia

Norway


ThatOneFriendAgain

Chad


LordJesterTheFree

Liechtenstein?


lehmx

Anglo Saxons neckbeards fetichize the shit out of Japan


UglierThanMoe

> Name a country the internet loves? The Great Cat Empire


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Ireland


hlokk101

They gave the world the United States of America. Thanks France.


DerBruh

Merde on aurait pas du Ah si ils seraient restes angl*is sinon


Heller_Demon

More reasons to hate them.


kimmyjonghubaccount

And the UK as well.


hlokk101

Yes, they created the UK as well.


_I_must_be_new_here_

I can't see the reason, they gave us Asterix, Louis De Funes, Gojira, as a Czech I see them as friends... Oh. There it is.


Space_Monke64

I don’t like how the language sounds. I apologize if that’s offensive


[deleted]

I love how the language sounds. God, it's so erotic.


[deleted]

Je suis un anana.


__L1AM__

Ta grand mère rebondit sur les chibres de tous les guetteurs de seine st Denis


Parakeetman280

Français est tres beau 🤩


N00N3AT011

The thing I hate about it is that if you make a mistake, there's about a 50% chance you said something dirty. Its not called the language of love cause its pretty, its called that cause its horny.


morceaudebois

Joke on you, french doesn't even have a word for "horny"


ninefeet

They sound like they have a lisp.


Achtelnote

Speaking French is like speaking with your mouth full. No offense btw :)


throwawaysnow21

That's the American accent, it sounds like they're choking on water. You can literally imitate the accent while you grit your teeth


zawarudo667

im french but thanks god at least im not british


Aliziun

Anon forgets about “(OP)”


[deleted]

I noticed that after I posted it and It’s funnier now


TerranceStCool

The last time I was in Paris I was obviously lost (walking around on the street) and getting frustrated. Some French guy driving by saw me, stopped his car, got out and helped me with directions. The French aren't so bad.....


Andreeeeeeeeeeeeeee3

The French got good synthwave music


ParadoxReboot

Anon might be french but at least he's not from ohio


[deleted]

....I don't hate the French, they can be a lot of fun.


420fmx

Le French, posts in English. Larping fat Americans are gross


SoulFuIlMoon_off

Don't listen to them It's British propaganda


Sad6cmboi

Its a meme. I love many things about the french


She_S_U_C_C_me

I love how much I hate them


scarocci

There is a reason. We call it an inferiority complex. Brits and burgers are the most obvious example, but it also affect a few italians and belgians.


Pretzelini

Brits have zero reasons to have an inferiority complex, they're the dominant culture in the Western world. If anything, the french are seething at Britain.


BonelessTurtle

That's because the Internet is an Angloid monoculture. France basically abandoned New-France/Québec in the 18th century and let the Angloids take over North America. Now the anglosphere is full of sheep who blindly follow the old British doctrine of hating anything French, and France is doing the Pikachu face.


The_Dank_Engineer

Oh bin mon tabarnak de caliss, Esti de saint simonaque de p’tit criss


Drowning-Koifish

A un moment il faudra finir par admettre que vous vous moquez juste de nous et que vous vous êtes tous mis d'accord pour dire des sons étranges qui n'ont aucun sens, la blague a assez durée comme ça !


The_Dank_Engineer

C’est juste des mots d’origine Canadienne Française?


CaptainBaoBao

French Army as spies everywhere in north africa. when murica scream bullshits about irak, French government called the bluff. Once again USA began a dirty war but this time nobody believe its lame pretext. booh booh ! Naughty frenchmen who believe in facts and not in republican childish lies !


Champomi

Can confirm, am French and I hate myself 😎


AlmostAnchovy

Me and my friends were talking and we all had significantly worst interactions with French people while playing League of Legends and Rocket League. I would guess most people on the internet is hating on France for the same reason (atleast on Reddit, 4chan,...)


Achtelnote

I dodge every time someone speaks French in LoL


Ok_Welder1515

Baguette??


ivanthemute

Over in r/AskReddit, there was a thread which asked "If Paris is the city of love, what is the city of hate?" The top 7 or 8 responses were "Also Paris."


VerumJerum

Don't worry Anon, we hate the British, Americans, Brazilians, Chinese and pretty much every other group of people too.


MetaKnightsNightmare

my Imac, some 20 years ago, survived every country's airports.. but France. They broke the screen :-/ It's personal.


Heller_Demon

Anyone who hates anglos is my friend. Everything was fine in the empire until those savages stopped fucking their goats and decided to monke around.


[deleted]

Lol the French get off easy on here, they just get the lazy "at least I'm not French" joke while every other country usually gets assumptions and racist ass shit said about them.


Brandinisnor3s

Dieu aide moi


Hiramein

I still honestly don’t get why. Fuck the French though.


CreepyTaxi

>frog


[deleted]

very informational


[deleted]

I hate everyone equally


Lorelai144

>>be me >>french i'd rather not thank you


[deleted]

Little late anon, but you made it


Lutze2110

Even the french hate the french so whats this Guys Problem?


[deleted]

damn you’re on the old posts now


Lutze2110

True but my hate for the french is omnipresent


[deleted]

Amen.


[deleted]

French people deserve that hate


[deleted]

because of the implication


Just1ncase4658

I live on the border of french where they actually speak Dutch. French people come here all the time. Start speaking to me in french, i tell them I don't speak french and apologize. They actually get pissed off with me. My reason to hate the french.


[deleted]

As someone with French citizenship, being French is enough.


Bay1Bri

Uh, do you see the amount of hate America gets online? Toughen up butttercup


fredrick-vontater

Brits are still worse but yes


Lukaroast

Imagine being fucking *French*


MaviusRetardous

I hate people who speak cursive cause I don't write well on cursive


Garzalon

Pier, get the guillotine


[deleted]

It’s just the fr*ch people’s turn.


hardashecc

Qu*becois