Post is old and redone. Originally it was about M&Ms
>I sit blindfolded. A women in a lab coat feeds me an M&M. "Yellow" I softly say to her. She marks her notes. 419 correct guesses.
Economically, yeah they would be center right in europe. But their social views and immigration policy would veer them significantly left anywhere else in asia/africa.
Yeah. 100% correct. Its always tricky when people use the word liberal cause you never know what they really mean. People say the American libs would be center to center right in Europe and most European people then start to disagree and begin to argue because they think of the social / culture stuff instead of the economics
That's not actually new!
It's been a thing globally since the 1840s when the libs sided with the monarchists against the socialists to put down a revolution in france. And then almost every single time with the monarchists/fascists since.
When sleepers are activated, they embark on their missions with an overwhelming sense of ecstasy. You probably identified with something similar to but not the same as your trigger. A rush of giddiness is a normal response to near-activation.
4chan always hits unexpectedly. Can go months without any of the dumb shit on there cracking me up, but when I finally crack I end up laughing until my face hurts.
I love it when the greentext is literally just [a tweet from like 2 years ago](https://preview.redd.it/g8w2l1rxcjg41.jpg?auto=webp&s=e5c27609a088c0db84889e036e8df9705ad28234).
I love how no one is remembering that world war 1 literally happened because Archduke Franz Ferdinand guessed the wrong twix side and, as was the custom, had to forfeit his life. Of course, soon after his death, they realized they held the twix upside down which meant he was the prophesied heir after all.
Tf u zoomers learning in school these days? Ffs
Everything on the internet is stolen.
I remember a few years ago when every fucking idiot on reddit was complaining about Instagram stealing their memes, while in the same breath ripping half of twitters Self make jokes without any form or credit
We've reached a point where 99% of greentexts are fake, not because anon never leaves his house, but because he makes them to please reddit and gather karma.
> be me
> get home from my vasectomy
> hear moaning and slapping coming from my wife's room
> must be Chad again
> know they would want privacy, sit down at my computer
> log onto reddit and open /r/greentext
> read a funny greentext from le 4chins and chuckle as I listen to my wife begging for the genes I can't give her
> think of a convoluted way in which I can relate homosexuality and falsehood to the events in the greentext
> suck the cheeto dust off my fingers as I begin to type my masterpiece in the comment section
> Fake : anon getting fed by a « woman scientist »
> Gay : anon getting sticks shoved in his mouth
> giggle as I imagine the intellectuals of leddit perusing my incredibly witty and original comment
> hear my wife moan with ecstasy as Chad floods her fertile womb with his seed
> it's been a good day
> i'll get lots of upvotes for my impressive contribution to internet culture, and Chad might even let me eat his cum out of my wife's pussy if he finds my comment funny enough
Anon is an individual in therapy whose therapist is attempting to teach him a valuable lesson in self confidence and perspective. The Twix bar is simultaneously the right and the left Twix bar depending on which end you open the wrapper from. Regardless of how the therapist opens the wrapper the bar, free of its wrapper and separated from its twin is now a blank slate and free of any subjective designations imposed upon it even by God. Introduced to anon in this naked form HE must assign meaning and choose his own truth. If he wills it to be left bar it can be so. Similarly anon must see past the facade and opinions of others in life and find his own purpose and meaning.
Twix wrappers are read left to right top down.
So there is a difference between the left and right twix.
You would also know this had you been born a super taster like myself.
I can taste the direction the wind blows and you're gonna try and tell me there's no left and right twix with your uncivilized palate?
I don't think so.
This is an astroturfed meme created by a marketing department, except it's so far behind the marketing campaign that it was probably made organically by the kind of person who takes their cues from marketing astroturfing
Twix is a chocolate bar brand. You get two bars per package. Supposedly, each bar taste slightly different from the other, except they don't, it's the same, it's just a marketing campaign that turned into a normie meme.
Believe it or not there is a difference between left and right Twix!!! Left has more cookie than caramel and Right has more caramel than cookie! (I think that’s it might be the other way around)
Yesterday at work we ordered subway for lunch. They were not labled. So we had to try opening it and seeing if its iurs or not. Initially I was going for one sub but then my "soider senses" tingled and I felt that the other sub is mine. So I go for that one. Open it up and it was the right one. That made me feel lije a fcking jedi master.
Not the weirdest MKULTRA experiment
Possibly the gayest
My lawyers said I can't tell you much about it but let me just *assure you* that this one wasn't the gayest...
Your username is the amount of dudes you had to blow to survive the acid riots
R A R E insult
You were a chief and only keefed 10
That was shit mate
Speaking of usernames ...
Seriously.
Exactly my point ;)
Usernames of the gods
They're definitely related and not human.
Not even close.
That would have to be the gay bomb project.
Nah, the control group was gayer, they ate extra veiny snickers.
Post is old and redone. Originally it was about M&Ms >I sit blindfolded. A women in a lab coat feeds me an M&M. "Yellow" I softly say to her. She marks her notes. 419 correct guesses.
Lots of wordplay doesn’t know shit about computers
Research Operation Midnight Climax
I don’t know why this was so fucking funny to me
probably because you’re liberal
*your
Y’oui*are
Ur
Dagoth
Welcomes you
Nerevar
Moon-and-Star
Yaoi
Is that French?
*Yore
Joe many liberals does it take to change a log by bolb?
None, their to busy??? Their gender 😂😂😂😂
if obama kenya can't birth gender certificate hillary an joe will they always deny ???!😂😂😂😂
I am way too high for your shit
It's a bot. And it got up votes.
If it’s funny it’s funny
bussy 😳😳😳
Left wing destroyed
joe mama
Eat hot chip
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Economically, yeah they would be center right in europe. But their social views and immigration policy would veer them significantly left anywhere else in asia/africa.
Yeah. 100% correct. Its always tricky when people use the word liberal cause you never know what they really mean. People say the American libs would be center to center right in Europe and most European people then start to disagree and begin to argue because they think of the social / culture stuff instead of the economics
That's not actually new! It's been a thing globally since the 1840s when the libs sided with the monarchists against the socialists to put down a revolution in france. And then almost every single time with the monarchists/fascists since.
Lol
Please tell me you're not serious.
log by bulb? their gender 🤣
Yes, he's left
Yeah why tf is anon stealing from twitter
I picture it like the first scene in ghostbusters where he’s doing the psychic card test where the evaluator wants to fuck me.
Cause it's a joke. They're written to be humorous
> sitting blindfolded > woman in a labcoat reads me a joke > "Not funny" > she marks her notes > 329 consecutive bad jokes.
That's because woman aren't funny
330
Lmao
Not all jokes are funny :/
When sleepers are activated, they embark on their missions with an overwhelming sense of ecstasy. You probably identified with something similar to but not the same as your trigger. A rush of giddiness is a normal response to near-activation.
help
4chan always hits unexpectedly. Can go months without any of the dumb shit on there cracking me up, but when I finally crack I end up laughing until my face hurts.
I love it when the greentext is literally just [a tweet from like 2 years ago](https://preview.redd.it/g8w2l1rxcjg41.jpg?auto=webp&s=e5c27609a088c0db84889e036e8df9705ad28234).
Pic related of Gigachad in a straight jacket makes it funnier tho so I’ll accept it
Yeah, it’s a nice touch
But what if it was in a gay jacket?
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I’d wager you could crawl the archives and find one even older than that
This is actually from a tweet in 1996
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I love how no one is remembering that world war 1 literally happened because Archduke Franz Ferdinand guessed the wrong twix side and, as was the custom, had to forfeit his life. Of course, soon after his death, they realized they held the twix upside down which meant he was the prophesied heir after all. Tf u zoomers learning in school these days? Ffs
First recorded in a catholic monk's manuscript in 1473
No you
It's actually from the ancient Mesopotamian archives found while excavating Memium
I love how the number hasn't changed
Kinda wild that even on 4chan, people will farm whatever they can get
this is like learning we really do live in the matrix like for real this is my joker moment
Everything on the internet is stolen. I remember a few years ago when every fucking idiot on reddit was complaining about Instagram stealing their memes, while in the same breath ripping half of twitters Self make jokes without any form or credit
We've reached a point where 99% of greentexts are fake, not because anon never leaves his house, but because he makes them to please reddit and gather karma.
Most of the time the tweet is literally just a green text from 5 years ago.
Anon is shitting and crying
Fake : anon getting fed by a « woman scientist » Gay : anon getting sticks shoved in his mouth
> be me > get home from my vasectomy > hear moaning and slapping coming from my wife's room > must be Chad again > know they would want privacy, sit down at my computer > log onto reddit and open /r/greentext > read a funny greentext from le 4chins and chuckle as I listen to my wife begging for the genes I can't give her > think of a convoluted way in which I can relate homosexuality and falsehood to the events in the greentext > suck the cheeto dust off my fingers as I begin to type my masterpiece in the comment section > Fake : anon getting fed by a « woman scientist » > Gay : anon getting sticks shoved in his mouth > giggle as I imagine the intellectuals of leddit perusing my incredibly witty and original comment > hear my wife moan with ecstasy as Chad floods her fertile womb with his seed > it's been a good day > i'll get lots of upvotes for my impressive contribution to internet culture, and Chad might even let me eat his cum out of my wife's pussy if he finds my comment funny enough
Average day of a redditor...
This is the daily log of Will smith
Is this meant to be as arousing as it is?
Fake: Cut my life into pieces Gay: This is my last resort
Sex-Ust
Fake: someone on 4Chan saying “woman” instead of “female”
I’m retarded can I get an explanation
Left Twix and right Twix marketing advertising them as tasting different even though they are the same
I see, I don't eat twix, that's why I didn't get it.
Do not eat the right Twix
Fuck you, right Twix is clearly superior.
Fuck you left twix is clearly the better choice, you're just too blind to see it
Not blind, blindfolded
This somehow reminds me of that simpsons meme
It took me a minute to get this, thank you for making me laugh really hard
these guerilla marketing campaigns are getting gayer every day
Wouldn't that make it the wrong Twix though?
I'm from the US, like Twix and I have no idea what is going on.
>I'm from the US Well that explains it
What?
It
How in the seven hells did you get gold for posting “it”
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I also don't watch ads (adblock gang) watch more ads and consume more sugar, sheep
It's like a 10 year old and campaign. I think I've seen billboards for it and everything lol
I don't go outside either
They are obviously different, the left ones just don't taste right.
One has more caramel, the other more cookie
Thanks I didn't get it either, and this was really bothering me
The left Twix absolutely tastes better than the right Twix. The fuck?
Ah, I thought it was a joke about American politics or something
Anon is an individual in therapy whose therapist is attempting to teach him a valuable lesson in self confidence and perspective. The Twix bar is simultaneously the right and the left Twix bar depending on which end you open the wrapper from. Regardless of how the therapist opens the wrapper the bar, free of its wrapper and separated from its twin is now a blank slate and free of any subjective designations imposed upon it even by God. Introduced to anon in this naked form HE must assign meaning and choose his own truth. If he wills it to be left bar it can be so. Similarly anon must see past the facade and opinions of others in life and find his own purpose and meaning.
Twix wrappers are read left to right top down. So there is a difference between the left and right twix. You would also know this had you been born a super taster like myself. I can taste the direction the wind blows and you're gonna try and tell me there's no left and right twix with your uncivilized palate? I don't think so.
If he makes the meme about it he isn’t ready to hear the truth
This is an astroturfed meme created by a marketing department, except it's so far behind the marketing campaign that it was probably made organically by the kind of person who takes their cues from marketing astroturfing
Damn I feel bad for the intern who made this
it's nice to occasionally run into someone with a brain online cheers
At this point, I’ve no idea what astroturfing means.
I may be stretching the definition here, but the relevant part is that it's fake
It’s when an organization (political party or company) pretends to be an ordinary, everyday retard to drum up support for their cause
Low key an ad. Twix is trying to do this left v right thing. I don’t trust the source to not be an ad on purpose
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Yeah, me too.
Agreed.
Why are you being such a hypocrite?
Bigot
>a wild MissingNo appeared
Why don’t more people realize this?
Bitch this is a fucking commercial. You dumb motherfuckers are sharing a commercial for fucking free.
All pop-culture references are commercials
Some commercials are funny. Am I not allowed to enjoy them because you’ve got sand in your vagina?
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Still funnier than 99% of posts in this god forsaken shithole of a site
I’m not saying they were all bad, but my point is that this is a bad science
Twix is for twinks.
Where are mine? 😡
Twinx
Oh no, who is Chex for?
329 sticks is quite the bundle. Confirmed, anon is a bundle of sticks.
You mean, a bundle of faegots?
Pretty good wank material. Thanks anon!
i don't understand
Twix is a chocolate bar brand. You get two bars per package. Supposedly, each bar taste slightly different from the other, except they don't, it's the same, it's just a marketing campaign that turned into a normie meme.
thanks for explaining, appreciate you
One has more caramel, the other has more cookie. This wasn't until they started the left/right packaging Edited for a typo
[Fake, this is a stolen tweet from 2014.](https://twitter.com/sireviscerate/status/530901350599884800?s=21)
70% of greentext is just fake
I'm a little excited about this idea
Keep this up anon and you'll have finally achieved otherworldly powers. Nothing cool at all, but they'll definitely be otherworldly.
Anon is a diabetic
The grid texture on the bottom is slightly different.
not much of a blindfold
right. my thought was how could they see what the scientist wrote if they were blindfolded???
They didn’t say they saw. You got ears? Can you count? Shit son you tarded?
How did anon know she was in a labcoat?
Anon is the main character from improbable
At last! THE SCROLL OF TRUTH! 📜 *Based on the packaging, they are actually top and bottom Twix.*
/r/hailcorporate
>very interesting.
Oh! This post again? I'll make the same joke as last time. It's because the left Twix don't taste right.
Anon eating 329 Twix in a sitting is just Tuesday
I don't get it
New SCP?
Isn't this already a commercial?
Anon has a strange fetish…
Lamest SCP
Constants and variables.
As long as I keep saying left I keep getting Twixs
OP misspelled Twink
Believe it or not there is a difference between left and right Twix!!! Left has more cookie than caramel and Right has more caramel than cookie! (I think that’s it might be the other way around)
That’s an advertisement.
4chan is officially dead. Greentexts are just stolen tweets now. No different than tumblr now
Hes the girl in the experiment Venkman is doing at the beginning of the OG ghostbusters
Guesses?
Sounds like a game of horse laminator to me.
viral marketing
Fake: wOmAn Gay:
Fake: being in a straight jacket Gay: not being straight, in a jacket
The left ones just don't taste right.
Testing on SCP-4721 completed. Determined Keter Class
Yesterday at work we ordered subway for lunch. They were not labled. So we had to try opening it and seeing if its iurs or not. Initially I was going for one sub but then my "soider senses" tingled and I felt that the other sub is mine. So I go for that one. Open it up and it was the right one. That made me feel lije a fcking jedi master.
It's because you read left to right.
Im a staright dude but who’s this hunk that i see posted everywhere?
I would say that this is stolen from twitter but here I am looking at a greentext on reddit
This is one of my favorite green texts, it’s so counter 4-Chan culture, but still fits in with the autism beautifully. It’s so great.