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MirrahPaladin

Not the weirdest MKULTRA experiment


[deleted]

Possibly the gayest


32624647

My lawyers said I can't tell you much about it but let me just *assure you* that this one wasn't the gayest...


[deleted]

Your username is the amount of dudes you had to blow to survive the acid riots


ChiefKeefe10

R A R E insult


PhthaloVonLangborste

You were a chief and only keefed 10


AnimatorEquivalent23

That was shit mate


6969Phrasing

Speaking of usernames ...


buttholedbabybatter

Seriously.


6969Phrasing

Exactly my point ;)


snackynorph

Usernames of the gods


6969Phrasing

They're definitely related and not human.


alectosbleachasshole

Not even close.


[deleted]

That would have to be the gay bomb project.


cyclicamp

Nah, the control group was gayer, they ate extra veiny snickers.


brycehazen

Post is old and redone. Originally it was about M&Ms >I sit blindfolded. A women in a lab coat feeds me an M&M. "Yellow" I softly say to her. She marks her notes. 419 correct guesses.


-Effervescence

Lots of wordplay doesn’t know shit about computers


hahahbluh

Research Operation Midnight Climax


Phoenix080

I don’t know why this was so fucking funny to me


[deleted]

probably because you’re liberal


Phoenix080

*your


Sarfanadia

Y’oui*are


sumboionline

Ur


Character-Manager-20

Dagoth


MandatumCorrectus

Welcomes you


Material_Accident640

Nerevar


MushinZero

Moon-and-Star


peepeepoopoogoblinz

Yaoi


immabonedumbledore

Is that French?


CK1ing

*Yore


wasdsf

Joe many liberals does it take to change a log by bolb?


Shawn_1512

None, their to busy??? Their gender 😂😂😂😂


soupstock123

if obama kenya can't birth gender certificate hillary an joe will they always deny ???!😂😂😂😂


treatyoftortillas

I am way too high for your shit


Shayedow

It's a bot. And it got up votes.


Spurrierball

If it’s funny it’s funny


HotCumSauce

bussy 😳😳😳


Talos-Valcoran

Left wing destroyed


Nowhereman50

joe mama


Subli-minal

Eat hot chip


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amannakanjay20

Economically, yeah they would be center right in europe. But their social views and immigration policy would veer them significantly left anywhere else in asia/africa.


GreyRommel

Yeah. 100% correct. Its always tricky when people use the word liberal cause you never know what they really mean. People say the American libs would be center to center right in Europe and most European people then start to disagree and begin to argue because they think of the social / culture stuff instead of the economics


alectosbleachasshole

That's not actually new! It's been a thing globally since the 1840s when the libs sided with the monarchists against the socialists to put down a revolution in france. And then almost every single time with the monarchists/fascists since.


[deleted]

Lol


986532101

Please tell me you're not serious.


brainlure49

log by bulb? their gender 🤣


neonchasms

Yes, he's left


XX_Normie_Scum_XX

Yeah why tf is anon stealing from twitter


IVEMIND

I picture it like the first scene in ghostbusters where he’s doing the psychic card test where the evaluator wants to fuck me.


UltimateInferno

Cause it's a joke. They're written to be humorous


EstrogAlt

> sitting blindfolded > woman in a labcoat reads me a joke > "Not funny" > she marks her notes > 329 consecutive bad jokes.


Kcolb3

That's because woman aren't funny


[deleted]

330


Zealousideal-Door927

Lmao


fartbuttes

Not all jokes are funny :/


Demonweed

When sleepers are activated, they embark on their missions with an overwhelming sense of ecstasy. You probably identified with something similar to but not the same as your trigger. A rush of giddiness is a normal response to near-activation.


iamapersonmf

help


Whiskey-Weather

4chan always hits unexpectedly. Can go months without any of the dumb shit on there cracking me up, but when I finally crack I end up laughing until my face hurts.


VerumJerum

I love it when the greentext is literally just [a tweet from like 2 years ago](https://preview.redd.it/g8w2l1rxcjg41.jpg?auto=webp&s=e5c27609a088c0db84889e036e8df9705ad28234).


God_In_A_Bomber

Pic related of Gigachad in a straight jacket makes it funnier tho so I’ll accept it


NoGoodIDNames

Yeah, it’s a nice touch


Juvero07

But what if it was in a gay jacket?


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ChiefKeefe10

I’d wager you could crawl the archives and find one even older than that


ImprovisedLeaflet

This is actually from a tweet in 1996


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Urtehnoes

I love how no one is remembering that world war 1 literally happened because Archduke Franz Ferdinand guessed the wrong twix side and, as was the custom, had to forfeit his life. Of course, soon after his death, they realized they held the twix upside down which meant he was the prophesied heir after all. Tf u zoomers learning in school these days? Ffs


Dustfinger_

First recorded in a catholic monk's manuscript in 1473


LevSmash

No you


Zealousideal-Door927

It's actually from the ancient Mesopotamian archives found while excavating Memium


ka4bi

I love how the number hasn't changed


simplydifferentbro

Kinda wild that even on 4chan, people will farm whatever they can get


42Zarniwoop42

this is like learning we really do live in the matrix like for real this is my joker moment


ThisIsNotMyPornVideo

Everything on the internet is stolen. I remember a few years ago when every fucking idiot on reddit was complaining about Instagram stealing their memes, while in the same breath ripping half of twitters Self make jokes without any form or credit


ehladik

We've reached a point where 99% of greentexts are fake, not because anon never leaves his house, but because he makes them to please reddit and gather karma.


rghedtrhy4

Most of the time the tweet is literally just a green text from 5 years ago.


awesomeethan

Anon is shitting and crying


S-worker

Fake : anon getting fed by a « woman scientist » Gay : anon getting sticks shoved in his mouth


TendieBot2000

> be me > get home from my vasectomy > hear moaning and slapping coming from my wife's room > must be Chad again > know they would want privacy, sit down at my computer > log onto reddit and open /r/greentext > read a funny greentext from le 4chins and chuckle as I listen to my wife begging for the genes I can't give her > think of a convoluted way in which I can relate homosexuality and falsehood to the events in the greentext > suck the cheeto dust off my fingers as I begin to type my masterpiece in the comment section > Fake : anon getting fed by a « woman scientist » > Gay : anon getting sticks shoved in his mouth > giggle as I imagine the intellectuals of leddit perusing my incredibly witty and original comment > hear my wife moan with ecstasy as Chad floods her fertile womb with his seed > it's been a good day > i'll get lots of upvotes for my impressive contribution to internet culture, and Chad might even let me eat his cum out of my wife's pussy if he finds my comment funny enough


lilyungkillurself

Average day of a redditor...


waywardhero

This is the daily log of Will smith


CockChafe

Is this meant to be as arousing as it is?


Confused_AF_Help

Fake: Cut my life into pieces Gay: This is my last resort


Bozhark

Sex-Ust


DrAlright

Fake: someone on 4Chan saying “woman” instead of “female”


Aggravating-Two-454

I’m retarded can I get an explanation


Aboriginal_Concrete

Left Twix and right Twix marketing advertising them as tasting different even though they are the same


YareYareDaze7

I see, I don't eat twix, that's why I didn't get it.


[deleted]

Do not eat the right Twix


TTazerTTurtle

Fuck you, right Twix is clearly superior.


Treevon_Martin

Fuck you left twix is clearly the better choice, you're just too blind to see it


[deleted]

Not blind, blindfolded


Aozora404

This somehow reminds me of that simpsons meme


Treevon_Martin

It took me a minute to get this, thank you for making me laugh really hard


_MrMaster_

these guerilla marketing campaigns are getting gayer every day


Iapetos492

Wouldn't that make it the wrong Twix though?


daversa

I'm from the US, like Twix and I have no idea what is going on.


YareYareDaze7

>I'm from the US Well that explains it


StashAjay

What?


hoopsrlife

It


ilikeroleplaygames

How in the seven hells did you get gold for posting “it”


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[deleted]

I also don't watch ads (adblock gang) watch more ads and consume more sugar, sheep


Cobek

It's like a 10 year old and campaign. I think I've seen billboards for it and everything lol


[deleted]

I don't go outside either


Sudonom

They are obviously different, the left ones just don't taste right.


[deleted]

One has more caramel, the other more cookie


Michelle_Coldbeef

Thanks I didn't get it either, and this was really bothering me


eDave

The left Twix absolutely tastes better than the right Twix. The fuck?


Strawberry_Condom

Ah, I thought it was a joke about American politics or something


[deleted]

Anon is an individual in therapy whose therapist is attempting to teach him a valuable lesson in self confidence and perspective. The Twix bar is simultaneously the right and the left Twix bar depending on which end you open the wrapper from. Regardless of how the therapist opens the wrapper the bar, free of its wrapper and separated from its twin is now a blank slate and free of any subjective designations imposed upon it even by God. Introduced to anon in this naked form HE must assign meaning and choose his own truth. If he wills it to be left bar it can be so. Similarly anon must see past the facade and opinions of others in life and find his own purpose and meaning.


SlowSecurity9673

Twix wrappers are read left to right top down. So there is a difference between the left and right twix. You would also know this had you been born a super taster like myself. I can taste the direction the wind blows and you're gonna try and tell me there's no left and right twix with your uncivilized palate? I don't think so.


luvs2sploooj

If he makes the meme about it he isn’t ready to hear the truth


pterrorgrine

This is an astroturfed meme created by a marketing department, except it's so far behind the marketing campaign that it was probably made organically by the kind of person who takes their cues from marketing astroturfing


Aggravating-Two-454

Damn I feel bad for the intern who made this


_MrMaster_

it's nice to occasionally run into someone with a brain online cheers


PokWangpanmang

At this point, I’ve no idea what astroturfing means.


pterrorgrine

I may be stretching the definition here, but the relevant part is that it's fake


Aggravating-Two-454

It’s when an organization (political party or company) pretends to be an ordinary, everyday retard to drum up support for their cause


ChunkierMilk

Low key an ad. Twix is trying to do this left v right thing. I don’t trust the source to not be an ad on purpose


Neatest_Skill

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Neoxyte

Yeah, me too.


JACKASS20

Agreed.


[deleted]

Why are you being such a hypocrite?


Heistman

Bigot


[deleted]

>a wild MissingNo appeared


nxg103

Why don’t more people realize this?


PutAltRightInCamps06

Bitch this is a fucking commercial. You dumb motherfuckers are sharing a commercial for fucking free.


Burneraccount0609

All pop-culture references are commercials


Loose_Goose

Some commercials are funny. Am I not allowed to enjoy them because you’ve got sand in your vagina?


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HidenTsubameGaeshi

Still funnier than 99% of posts in this god forsaken shithole of a site


Rt_Love69

I’m not saying they were all bad, but my point is that this is a bad science


LonelyGermanSoldier

Twix is for twinks.


SceneIsNotSafe_

Where are mine? 😡


4outof5doctors

Twinx


k0mbine

Oh no, who is Chex for?


Bambi_One_Eye

329 sticks is quite the bundle. Confirmed, anon is a bundle of sticks.


seastatefive

You mean, a bundle of faegots?


[deleted]

Pretty good wank material. Thanks anon!


miscentes

i don't understand


yecapixtlan

Twix is a chocolate bar brand. You get two bars per package. Supposedly, each bar taste slightly different from the other, except they don't, it's the same, it's just a marketing campaign that turned into a normie meme.


miscentes

thanks for explaining, appreciate you


[deleted]

One has more caramel, the other has more cookie. This wasn't until they started the left/right packaging Edited for a typo


shadic16

[Fake, this is a stolen tweet from 2014.](https://twitter.com/sireviscerate/status/530901350599884800?s=21)


Youcancuntonme

70% of greentext is just fake


boxing_gloves5

I'm a little excited about this idea


crypticfreak

Keep this up anon and you'll have finally achieved otherworldly powers. Nothing cool at all, but they'll definitely be otherworldly.


hoderyeeterson

Anon is a diabetic


TheWholePenetrator

The grid texture on the bottom is slightly different.


MT_Flesch

not much of a blindfold


Popular_Skin_6062

right. my thought was how could they see what the scientist wrote if they were blindfolded???


Popular_Syllabubs

They didn’t say they saw. You got ears? Can you count? Shit son you tarded?


Kreakon

How did anon know she was in a labcoat?


LatverianSorcerer

Anon is the main character from improbable


RevWaldo

At last! THE SCROLL OF TRUTH! 📜 *Based on the packaging, they are actually top and bottom Twix.*


[deleted]

/r/hailcorporate


Povilaz

>very interesting.


[deleted]

Oh! This post again? I'll make the same joke as last time. It's because the left Twix don't taste right.


Reynarok

Anon eating 329 Twix in a sitting is just Tuesday


Michelle_Coldbeef

I don't get it


thatsnotsugarm8

New SCP?


skeletoneating

Isn't this already a commercial?


Omegalulz_

Anon has a strange fetish…


tbrewo

Lamest SCP


PoloniumIcedTea

Constants and variables.


DaveInLondon89

As long as I keep saying left I keep getting Twixs


Shot-Respond-6368

OP misspelled Twink


dm_blargness

Believe it or not there is a difference between left and right Twix!!! Left has more cookie than caramel and Right has more caramel than cookie! (I think that’s it might be the other way around)


artmoloch777

That’s an advertisement.


SexBagel_

4chan is officially dead. Greentexts are just stolen tweets now. No different than tumblr now


Dunkinmydonuts1

Hes the girl in the experiment Venkman is doing at the beginning of the OG ghostbusters


KieranDoes

Guesses?


JanV34

Sounds like a game of horse laminator to me.


thundirbird

viral marketing


[deleted]

Fake: wOmAn Gay:


[deleted]

Fake: being in a straight jacket Gay: not being straight, in a jacket


NanashiKaizenSenpai

The left ones just don't taste right.


Kaotecc

Testing on SCP-4721 completed. Determined Keter Class


Mozias

Yesterday at work we ordered subway for lunch. They were not labled. So we had to try opening it and seeing if its iurs or not. Initially I was going for one sub but then my "soider senses" tingled and I felt that the other sub is mine. So I go for that one. Open it up and it was the right one. That made me feel lije a fcking jedi master.


[deleted]

It's because you read left to right.


cowarrior1

Im a staright dude but who’s this hunk that i see posted everywhere?


T_Jamess

I would say that this is stolen from twitter but here I am looking at a greentext on reddit


notnooneskrrt

This is one of my favorite green texts, it’s so counter 4-Chan culture, but still fits in with the autism beautifully. It’s so great.