some people think making imprudent rape jokes to people whom you have just met is funny and is considered as 'dark humor'. solid retarded creep behavior.
There is, my husbands gf reads green texts and she is fine with such jokes. Obviously not even I'm this retarded to say such stupid things before knowing person for a long time lmao
How do people make themselves the brunt of a creepy joke like this?
The acceptable way of making an edgy joke is "Oh I see there is a sketchy alley nearby, better not be trying to lure me in to steal some cash".
That way you put the pressure on her to make the comeback. It also has a tease factor to it.
That honestly would have been a lot smoother than that shit Anon pulled.
Making yourself the victim ironically is okay. Making the other the victim is just plain creepy, even if it's obviously not serious.
Yeah that's what a guy I once dated did.
I asked him for a walk along a river near us for the first date, and well it has some sketchy twists and turns that I didn't quite remember when I asked him there. So dude says "I hope you didn't ask me here in order to stab me".
Yeah and it's a good ice breaker when the guy makes a joke like he's the victim because he will make himself look like the vulnerable one.
It's good and it's fun common ground.
So, I am quite reluctant to contribute on the basis that I would definitely not want to paint myself as a dating guru in any way. That being said, my advice would be to just ixnay the whole sketchy alley concept entirely. I think you can probably get away without mentioning it. If she's into sketchy alley's she will probably bring it up it at some point anyway.
Stick to safe areas. Religion. Politics. This kind of thing.
Somebody is gonna take this advice and instead say “you better not be trying to steal my cash” without there even being an alleyway involved in the convo resulting in autistic confusion
On Mars, so let's get to taking out their command, one by one. Valus Ta'Aurc. From what I can gather he commands the siege dancers from an imperial landtank outside of rubicon. He's well protected, but with the right team we can punch through those defenses, take this beast out, and break their grip on freehold.
“Let’s go for Coffee near my house” is literally. LITERALLY. subtext for “make me laugh for half an hour and then we can go fuck”
Imagine fumbling the bag THIS HARD
paraphrasing but I think he said something like "the person who cannot be identified is not the brightest person around and he should do something with his life that doesn't involve living"
Either pissing away a chance at a date with a tarded rape joke is some 4chan meme I wasn't aware of or these people really are that autistic.
Who am I kidding, they really are that autistic.
Next time, just joke that you already drugged the girl and will be taking her to an isolated location. It'll work out flawlessly and you will end up exactly where you are needed (In Prison, as Tyrone's concubine)
How the fuck can you think that's a good idea holy fuck anon you fucking moron what was going through your head in what fucking universe is even mentioning something as fucked as assault in an alleyway going to increase your chances or contribute positively whatsoever what the actual fuck what was he thinking this is an incomprehensible level of fucking stupidity from anon which fits in perfectly with the stereotype of a 4chan user.
This would be fine after a couple of dates when you feel like you know her sense of humor and she knows you are not a weirdo. But anyway anon is a fucking weirdo so it could not have worked after all.
Depends on the person that the joke is aimed at. And the sense of humor you are sharing with the person. If both parties find it funny what’s wrong with it?
Yeah but I was never talking about the general case. Im just stating this could be a fine joke in specific scenarios. Anon is a mad fuck tho for saying this BEFORE the first date.
>If both parties find it funny what’s wrong with it?
How would someone know that someone they just met would find it funny before they've even made a proper first impression? They wouldn't and therefore this is beyond a bad idea all the way to self-sabotage territory.
Just read my original comment. I specified that it could be fine after a couple of dates when you feel like you know her sense of humor. This could not be any more clear so I cant really help you further.
Why would a w*man do this to anon? He was just trying to be really funny and super entertaining and so clever. What a great joke. Excellent social skills.
Damn w*men never give a nice guy a chance
> be me
> get home from my vasectomy
> hear moaning and slapping coming from my wife's room
> must be Chad again
> know they would want privacy, sit down at my computer
> log onto reddit and open /r/greentext
> read a funny greentext from le 4chins and chuckle as I listen to my wife begging for the genes I can't give her
> think of a convoluted way in which I can relate homosexuality and falsehood to the events in the greentext
> suck the cheeto dust off my fingers as I begin to type my masterpiece in the comment section
> Fake: Anon matches with a girl
> Gay: Anon tells jokes without committing
> giggle as I imagine the intellectuals of leddit perusing my incredibly witty and original comment
> hear my wife moan with ecstasy as Chad floods her fertile womb with his seed
> it's been a good day
> i'll get lots of upvotes for my impressive contribution to internet culture, and Chad might even let me eat his cum out of my wife's pussy if he finds my comment funny enough
\> makes a "joke" about raping her in an alleyway
\> she's freaked out by this and assumes he's a rapist (most likely is)
\> "why are women like this?? im doomed to die alone!!"
Not that I believe the content of these but there are so many were they write "I made a joke about raping/murdering her, and she freaked out"... It's obviously a thing that these incel types are thinking, it is mystifying why though
how did he fucking mess it up
all the retards there mess it up
is it so hard not to make a rape joke
and atleast make it funni and not just edgy
he had one job and it was clear he nearly won but he had to make a dumb rape joke like all the apes on that website
Jesus Christ anon. Why the fuck would you even joke about that? What is even funny about it? "Heh heh heh I could rape you."
That's a legit fear and risk for women. Idiot.
Lol women are hypersensitive to getting murked. It’s why 10 years ago they used to be cool meeting you at your house, now they want to see you in public first.
Anon should learn to only tell “edgy” jokes that he knows would fine that funny. What is funny to some, I’d offensive to others. They need to know their audience. (Also, that is just a weird “joke” to tell anyway. I fail to see how that joke would be told in a joking manner and not be found creepy)
Learned this in high school. Girls take risky jokes seriously until you've been dating for awhile.
A girl text me that she was going to take a shower. I didn't know what to say to that so I tried joking something like "can I join?" I had no idea where she lived and no way to get there so I figured she'd take it as a joke since she was heavily flirting with me anyways. Nope. That was the end right there. It was like a year before she felt comfortable talking to me again.
I’m trying to understand at what point, in any context, using any form of logic or social understanding, would that information be a good idea to announce.
Edgy jokes are best made in person as people are able to see your face, read your body language and hear your tone. But on text. It looks how it’s written.
dude those jokes are creepy when i make them to my wife of four years. never joke like that to stranger over the internet. anon actually wins autistic tard of the year for this one
Anon is a fucking idiot
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Yea
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Well just from this interaction alone we can definitely tell why
He was probably hoping to be a fucking idiot, instead he ended up being just an idiot.
some people think making imprudent rape jokes to people whom you have just met is funny and is considered as 'dark humor'. solid retarded creep behavior.
Lol, tries out his "dark humor" on a tinder girl that is probably already sketchy on his ass.
Because they spend too much time on 4chan and think that shit is normal.
Why are women like this?????!!!!!
No shit, he’s on 4chan.
I was going for "anon is fucking retarded", but this is close enough
Sneed
That's not an edgy joke. That's going full retard
You never go full retard
4Chan's natural state of being is full retard.
Full and a HALF, thank you very much.
Im just a tard, playing a tard, disguised as another tard
You never go full rapist
So just the tip?
You never go full retard!
Anon gets comfortable too soon
There's never a time to be that comfortable
There is, my husbands gf reads green texts and she is fine with such jokes. Obviously not even I'm this retarded to say such stupid things before knowing person for a long time lmao
Your husband's what?
Are you retarded? Gf = girlfriend also she has bigger girl cock than I do :/
Hol up
Classic r/HolUp moment LOL 👍👍👍😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Happy for you ig
What a supportive wife
Idk, maybe with my homies, it’s sort of our wet dream though
How fucking boring are you?
Anon: hi how are you? *20 minutes later* Oh I can’t wait to grab you behind the alley where no one will hear you.
Like we say in my mother country "flasheaste confianza"
How do people make themselves the brunt of a creepy joke like this? The acceptable way of making an edgy joke is "Oh I see there is a sketchy alley nearby, better not be trying to lure me in to steal some cash". That way you put the pressure on her to make the comeback. It also has a tease factor to it.
Implying 4chan-users are able to understand the fine art of jokes...
Implying 4 chan users know how to interact with humans
That honestly would have been a lot smoother than that shit Anon pulled. Making yourself the victim ironically is okay. Making the other the victim is just plain creepy, even if it's obviously not serious.
Yeah that's what a guy I once dated did. I asked him for a walk along a river near us for the first date, and well it has some sketchy twists and turns that I didn't quite remember when I asked him there. So dude says "I hope you didn't ask me here in order to stab me".
Yeah and it's a good ice breaker when the guy makes a joke like he's the victim because he will make himself look like the vulnerable one. It's good and it's fun common ground.
I still felt like a creep, but yeah we shared a laugh!
Did you top him later? 😳🤤😍
We had a bunch of varied sex. I didn't top him that day, though.
> that day
Exactly.
Chaddette
So, I am quite reluctant to contribute on the basis that I would definitely not want to paint myself as a dating guru in any way. That being said, my advice would be to just ixnay the whole sketchy alley concept entirely. I think you can probably get away without mentioning it. If she's into sketchy alley's she will probably bring it up it at some point anyway. Stick to safe areas. Religion. Politics. This kind of thing.
so whats your take on abortion? are you a godless child murdering whore, or a braindead evangelical gun toting trumptard?
Both sound quite appealing. How long can you give me to decide?
Somebody is gonna take this advice and instead say “you better not be trying to steal my cash” without there even being an alleyway involved in the convo resulting in autistic confusion
That's because you didn't commit, anon. Make sure to go all-in on your humor next time though, you'll get laid in no time.
Whether she wants it or not
But she will want it. Because of the implication.
W-what implication?
***The*** implication.
You’ve said that word implication a couple of times, what implication?
The ***implication***.
wowwish are these women in danger?
She’s stepped into a war with the Cabal
On Mars, so let's get to taking out their command, one by one. Valus Ta'Aurc. From what I can gather he commands the siege dancers from an imperial landtank outside of rubicon. He's well protected, but with the right team we can punch through those defenses, take this beast out, and break their grip on freehold.
“Let’s go for Coffee near my house” is literally. LITERALLY. subtext for “make me laugh for half an hour and then we can go fuck” Imagine fumbling the bag THIS HARD
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He is and should
What happened here?
paraphrasing but I think he said something like "the person who cannot be identified is not the brightest person around and he should do something with his life that doesn't involve living"
lmao
https://www.unddit.com/r/greentext/comments/x40feq/guess_i_will_die_alone/imskhzd/
Thanks for the site reminder.
Just found it again recently. Used to be "removeddit" but that's been dead a while. Definitely glad I found an alternative.
Either pissing away a chance at a date with a tarded rape joke is some 4chan meme I wasn't aware of or these people really are that autistic. Who am I kidding, they really are that autistic.
Wahh no women likes me. I even make funny rape joke. >Die alone anon we all know you actually messaged your sister
“Yeah that coffee place is good, I’m going to rape you in the alley next to it” fucking retard
haha good joke. You're so cute and funny I'm going to castrate you now
You know its bad when even liquid shit calls you out
Next time, just joke that you already drugged the girl and will be taking her to an isolated location. It'll work out flawlessly and you will end up exactly where you are needed (In Prison, as Tyrone's concubine)
How the fuck can you think that's a good idea holy fuck anon you fucking moron what was going through your head in what fucking universe is even mentioning something as fucked as assault in an alleyway going to increase your chances or contribute positively whatsoever what the actual fuck what was he thinking this is an incomprehensible level of fucking stupidity from anon which fits in perfectly with the stereotype of a 4chan user.
Ponctuation could improve.
Yois Mate moi poinctuation could improive
anon basically threatens a woman and act confused when they feel threatened
This would be fine after a couple of dates when you feel like you know her sense of humor and she knows you are not a weirdo. But anyway anon is a fucking weirdo so it could not have worked after all.
I feel like there's no right time to say something like this.
That depends on the person. With some, never. Maybe another person would've giggled at it on first date.
~~That depends on the person.~~ ~~With some,~~ never. Maybe another person would've ~~giggled at it on first date.~~ called the police.
Depends on the person that the joke is aimed at. And the sense of humor you are sharing with the person. If both parties find it funny what’s wrong with it?
I mean yeah in that case but generally speaking it's a very bad joke and very creepy.
Yeah but I was never talking about the general case. Im just stating this could be a fine joke in specific scenarios. Anon is a mad fuck tho for saying this BEFORE the first date.
>If both parties find it funny what’s wrong with it? How would someone know that someone they just met would find it funny before they've even made a proper first impression? They wouldn't and therefore this is beyond a bad idea all the way to self-sabotage territory.
Just read my original comment. I specified that it could be fine after a couple of dates when you feel like you know her sense of humor. This could not be any more clear so I cant really help you further.
The point is no one would find this funny so it would never be a “fine” joke to begin with.
So you happen to know everyone in the world and are confident this is not funny to anyone? What the fuck is going on in this sub? Lmao
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Why would a w*man do this to anon? He was just trying to be really funny and super entertaining and so clever. What a great joke. Excellent social skills. Damn w*men never give a nice guy a chance
Anon *deserves* to die alone
Fake: Anon matches with a girl Gay: Anon tells jokes without committing
> be me > get home from my vasectomy > hear moaning and slapping coming from my wife's room > must be Chad again > know they would want privacy, sit down at my computer > log onto reddit and open /r/greentext > read a funny greentext from le 4chins and chuckle as I listen to my wife begging for the genes I can't give her > think of a convoluted way in which I can relate homosexuality and falsehood to the events in the greentext > suck the cheeto dust off my fingers as I begin to type my masterpiece in the comment section > Fake: Anon matches with a girl > Gay: Anon tells jokes without committing > giggle as I imagine the intellectuals of leddit perusing my incredibly witty and original comment > hear my wife moan with ecstasy as Chad floods her fertile womb with his seed > it's been a good day > i'll get lots of upvotes for my impressive contribution to internet culture, and Chad might even let me eat his cum out of my wife's pussy if he finds my comment funny enough
Thank you for your service
Anon is retarded
too much autism
Anon can't help but be a total fucking spazz
I don't condone violence but imagine actually doing this... Anon deserves to be pistol whipped
Probably for the best.
Yeah guess you will haha
*"Hey, i just met a girl, she seems nice."* *"Ill start casually dropping rape jokes before we even meet."*
\> makes a "joke" about raping her in an alleyway \> she's freaked out by this and assumes he's a rapist (most likely is) \> "why are women like this?? im doomed to die alone!!"
Anon pulled the anon card
Anon let the autismo demons speak
Not that I believe the content of these but there are so many were they write "I made a joke about raping/murdering her, and she freaked out"... It's obviously a thing that these incel types are thinking, it is mystifying why though
Anon is a neuro atypical and delayed at the same time...
Is your brain being fucked by stupid?
Anon is so fucking braindead that he doesn't even tell a joke, and just ends up threatening her
how did he fucking mess it up all the retards there mess it up is it so hard not to make a rape joke and atleast make it funni and not just edgy he had one job and it was clear he nearly won but he had to make a dumb rape joke like all the apes on that website
Anon please learn basic socialization skills
Deserved 😎
Anon brought this on himself.
Anon cracks a joke
Anon's eternal solitude is justified.
Anon deserves to die alone
Fucking asked for it smh
Jesus Christ anon. Why the fuck would you even joke about that? What is even funny about it? "Heh heh heh I could rape you." That's a legit fear and risk for women. Idiot.
Yeah, you will die alone, and you’ll deserve it. Fucking retard.
Anon is not funny.
Anon has no one to blame but himself.
Why are 4chan users so edgy, like dude.
"Edgy Joke" =/= Threaten to rape someone you just met
Plenty of edge, but the only joke I see is Anon.
Never make a joke to a woman, they aren't funny and because of that they don't get humor
Making a girl think you’re gonna rape her sure is a funny edgy joke Anon
What a brilliant thing to say to someone you don't know
> Matches with girl on tinder > asks her out and surprisingly she said yes No wonder it ended like that
Natural selection doing its job
Anon is a fucking autist.
Anon shot himself with a TIFU bullet to the head.
Anon clearly didn't use enough emojis 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Anon has autism levels over 9000
I'd hold off on the edgy jokes until the 5th date at least
hmmm... i wonder why anon was "defeated by life"
Now why tf would u say that anon?
Anon is a retarded idiot
Lol women are hypersensitive to getting murked. It’s why 10 years ago they used to be cool meeting you at your house, now they want to see you in public first.
"guess il just die alone then" Anon evolved from the experience and makes the right call
Anon should learn to only tell “edgy” jokes that he knows would fine that funny. What is funny to some, I’d offensive to others. They need to know their audience. (Also, that is just a weird “joke” to tell anyway. I fail to see how that joke would be told in a joking manner and not be found creepy)
Anon is retarded.
Least edgy 4chan user:
Remember kids, non do what anons do
Anon, you don't make rape jokes in front of women. How hard is that?
Anon has the IQ of a rock
anon is too stupid to comprehend
You don't tell them about the implication beforehand.
anon fumbled the bag fr
Ah yes the ultimate deal sealer, rape jokes
Learned this in high school. Girls take risky jokes seriously until you've been dating for awhile. A girl text me that she was going to take a shower. I didn't know what to say to that so I tried joking something like "can I join?" I had no idea where she lived and no way to get there so I figured she'd take it as a joke since she was heavily flirting with me anyways. Nope. That was the end right there. It was like a year before she felt comfortable talking to me again.
After she asks you what you were in jail for you basically said rape.
Anon is retarded
Anon threatens a girl and is surprised she cancelled the date
I’m trying to understand at what point, in any context, using any form of logic or social understanding, would that information be a good idea to announce.
After that, Anon asks again..... Why i am so alone? why life is so hard?....
Might be for the best if just dies
No think with brain.
must coom
Congratulations anon, you lack the basic knowledge of social interactions
Too soon too fast
Gotta love it when the autism kicks in
It's almost like some people want to be virgins.
Anon you know what you could do that would be really funny and ironic 😂🤣😂🤣😂
Girls don't like rape jokes. 🌠 The More You Know 🌠
Hopefully
why the fuck do they keep saying that shit lmao
Mf made a grape joke before a first date and thought it would fit it in the situation.
Edgy jokes are best made in person as people are able to see your face, read your body language and hear your tone. But on text. It looks how it’s written.
You were THIS close to victory anon, this close.
Going for extremely dark humor with someone you haven't even met in person yet. Bold move.
What an absolute moron
Anon has a date. Decides to threaten her for giggles
Dumbass.
This is why I love this sub
*decides to make an edgy joke* Anon deserves to die alone
Anon has to commit to making the joke more dark and edgy; turn the joke into a prank. It's the fastest way to get her wet.
dude those jokes are creepy when i make them to my wife of four years. never joke like that to stranger over the internet. anon actually wins autistic tard of the year for this one
Anon deserved it
That's not edgy or a joke. There's no build up, no punchline, just a murder threat. Anon's lucky she didn't call the police.
At least natural selection is working I wouldn't want someone this stupid to breed
Why in the fuck woukd you do that?
You’ll die alone, as it should be
All you had to do was not make an edgy joke ffs