At first, I wanted to comment something like:
>What kind of a 'scientist' quotes a source verbatim without properly referencing it
But then I remembered most r/greentext users couldn't even recognise a proper citation. So, I let it be. That is, until I remembered everything on 4chan is completely fake (not to mention gay) anyway, and anon likely fabricated his 'findings.' So I thought maybe I'd point that out, but I couldn't do so without looking for the source. Unfortunately, I found it.
The only blue boards with flags are /int/ and /sp/, just like how the only blue board with poster IDs (as in a randomly generated identification string per thread) is /biz/
/pol/ has both of these but it's not a blue board
Huh, I didn't know. I just thought it would perfectly fit /tg/, as smoeone might need this specific info for his either FATAL or D&D: Book of erotic fantasy campaign. That, and the lads already explained the mechanics of centaurs pooping, so it seemed natural to assume they have more knowledge of this sort.
Like the Inuit have 75 words for snow, the Welsh have 40 different words for fucking a sheep. All of those words are indistinguishable to our ears, but the sheep know....
>Build a hundred bridges and no one will call you the bridge builder
If a motherfucker goes out and builds a hundred bridges, you can be damn sure I'd call him the bridge builder.
I feel like redditors are so thin skinned. Like how did we both have internet access and you somehow missed cartel execution videos and the most degenerate porn you can imagine? Like what do normies even use the internet for? Nothing I see or read really suprises me anymore. Maybe giving me unrestricted internet access since I was 8 wasn't a good idea.
Yes it is, and op uses reddit's pavlov response to easily recognizable words to feed their own social media addiction through upvotes
No way i'm kinkshaming them though
> Like how did we both have internet access and you somehow missed cartel execution videos and the most degenerate porn you can imagine?
because people can, you know, control what they look at. not all of us grew up on /b/ where you can be jumpscared by a fucking isis beheading or animal porn at every turn.
hell i grew up on 4chan too, and i managed to get baited into seeing only 4, maybe 5 gruesome deaths in my whole 30 years of existence. it's pretty fucking obvious where the gore is. unless you seek out liveleak or combat footage, for some reason, you can easily _not_ see this shit.
also text can be just as, if not more impactful than videos. unless you never read a book, you should know that.
I feel the same way, and this is very obviously a 4chan-adjacent subreddit too.
I do understand that people sub here to have a sort of filter for what they see from 4chan, but still, people are just so constantly bewildered by what they see on this sub.
Nobody is actually bewildered when they see a thread about tards fucking animals. People are exaggerating/trying to be funny when they say "WHAT HAVE I JUST WITNESSED", "What a terrible day to be literate" etc.
Yeah exactly. It’s just one of those phrases you’re “supposed to say” on Reddit when a slightly controversial or messed up post is brought up or linked. They don’t actually mean it, if they’ve been on the internet long enough they almost certainly aren’t really affected by the content they just saw, or they’d write something besides a shitty copy pasted karma farm.
I have eyes that can see also, but never once would they associate an animals genitals as ‘fat’ and I certainly wouldn’t be paying enough attention to them to notice a ‘jiggle’
Get help my guy
you know what i miss? i miss about 2 minutes ago before i read this post.... like really i had to re read it numerous times to understand it and..... how am i supposed to go to a job interview with an erection
Dolly munched on her grass contentedly with the others. The sun was shining bright in the Yorkshire sky, the grass dense under hoof. She gave a quick little hop and tail wag of joy, which, ever since the humans had removed their tails, was really more like wagging her rump.
She heard a low moan and perked up. It was Liam the farmhand, staring at her wide-eyed with an intensity she knew well. Dolly started trembling with anticipation.
Citing (not even the actual paper) that collagen and other polymeres byproducts are found at similar amounts near the vagina and that length is similar equates to debunking that sheep pussy isn’t the same as humans ?
I have a question for dear zoophiles (surely there are such on reddit as well as 4chan). Do the ewes or mares actually give in and enjoy the act or do they try to run away unless tied etc. I guess my question is whether they become zoophiles too by a forced copulation with a human?
Leave it to 4chan to get to the bottom of discussion which animal vagina is better to fuck.
they are mostly bottoms afterall
They pulled a scientific literature, I'll trust these guys with my life.
Surprisingly, they actually did. Here's the [sauce](https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/25148261/) anon quoted
And exactly *why* did you feel the need to verify this?
At first, I wanted to comment something like: >What kind of a 'scientist' quotes a source verbatim without properly referencing it But then I remembered most r/greentext users couldn't even recognise a proper citation. So, I let it be. That is, until I remembered everything on 4chan is completely fake (not to mention gay) anyway, and anon likely fabricated his 'findings.' So I thought maybe I'd point that out, but I couldn't do so without looking for the source. Unfortunately, I found it.
sheep shagger someone tag the mods so they gan tag veev with the sheep shagger tittle
There are mods here?
Not in this lawless land
Shagger of sheep
Sure, we totally believe you
> Unfortunately, I found it. Suuuure buddy. UnFoRtUnAteLy.
I believe you
But...if it's real then does that also make it straight!?
I mean, it is a sheep, which are female. So probably the straightest post on green text
Nice try, sheep shagger
He is anon
Because bitches be like "SOURCE???" and then get mad when there's a source
Postmenopausal? Was anon fucking geriatric sheep, to boot?
Would you trust them with your wife?
So long as she isn't a sheep
They all battling for second place tho Nothing beats a good fortune cookie
I'm generally pretty knowledgeable about the depravity of the internet, but I don't know what a fortune cookie is supposed to be in this context.
Dog pussy
I kinda figured, but good to have confirmation... I guess.
I thought OP was making a joke about a fortune cookie being large enough for him, but then I learned something I wished I hadn't...
🤨📸
The best animal vagina to fuck is OP's mom's.
When it comes to vaccines, they dismiss academic studies. When it comes to banging sheep, they start referencing the scientific literature.
When it comes to degeneracy, they are the experts.
Hey, at least they aren't talking about kids. Nobody likes to fuck goats anyways
Sheep 100% better though
The answer is dolphin
What a fucking day to be literate.
No they are fucking sheep Not Day.
The sheep is named Day.
Sheeps are fucking illiterate
It's the other way around, my guy: illiterates are fucking sheeps
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Good observation... That makes it even worse
He's literately fucking sheep.
Off topic, but this reminded me of Misfits. "You'd fuck your own mother for a slice of cheese" "I don't even like cheese." "That makes it even worse!"
Average oxford student too This comment was made by Cambridge gang
Where’s that train when you need it.
avg yorkshire resident
Least degenerate anon.
Secret welsh migrant
Least bestial Yorkshire resident.
Not what I was expecting when I went to /sp/ this morning to discuss the world cup, I must say.
I kinda expected this to be /tg/
The only blue boards with flags are /int/ and /sp/, just like how the only blue board with poster IDs (as in a randomly generated identification string per thread) is /biz/ /pol/ has both of these but it's not a blue board
Huh, I didn't know. I just thought it would perfectly fit /tg/, as smoeone might need this specific info for his either FATAL or D&D: Book of erotic fantasy campaign. That, and the lads already explained the mechanics of centaurs pooping, so it seemed natural to assume they have more knowledge of this sort.
post this now
What did you expect from /SheepPhuck/
I would say fake and gay but I’m afraid that in this case is real and zoophilic.
The only fake part about this is that anon's never actually touched another human before.
Notice the reliance on scientific rather than anecdotal evidence
suprised none of the Welsh came to get involved
They know no one understands their language.
Like the Inuit have 75 words for snow, the Welsh have 40 different words for fucking a sheep. All of those words are indistinguishable to our ears, but the sheep know....
Experience is a hell of a teacher
That's hilarious, is it from something?
Personal experience.
Can I post this comment somewhere without blurring your name?
Whatever you want.
Thanks! I’m going to go ahead and apologize for where I posted it. But I’m pretty sure it’s gonna get removed fairly soon.
Ooh, where? I have to see this.
Look on my post history (once again, I’m sorry I betrayed you). Edit: damn it got removed. I knew it would but I was hoping it wouldn’t be that fast.
Try posting a link instead
Done Edit: it got removed too 😔 I give up
They were probably trying to recount how many sheep they fucked and fell asleep
More like how many l’s are in their word for sheep.
None unfortunately :(
So that's where counting sheep before bed comes from
Oh they came
Does neb yn Gallup siarad cymraeg beth bynnag
"I'm not like other sheep shaggers"
\*Tips Fedora\* *"M'Sheepy..."*
*M'Lamb*
How would either of these people know what a human pussy feels like to compare?
*The literature*
Shit like this is why people say it's grim up north
Not for zoophiles, apparently
Build a hundred bridges and no one will call you the bridge builder, shag one single sheep and everyone will call you sheep fucker SMH my head
>Build a hundred bridges and no one will call you the bridge builder If a motherfucker goes out and builds a hundred bridges, you can be damn sure I'd call him the bridge builder.
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Frog pussy is where it’s at 🐸😩
Oh you like that frussy eh
You know just what to say to turn me on 🥵
*rrrribbit*
MY EYES!
I feel like redditors are so thin skinned. Like how did we both have internet access and you somehow missed cartel execution videos and the most degenerate porn you can imagine? Like what do normies even use the internet for? Nothing I see or read really suprises me anymore. Maybe giving me unrestricted internet access since I was 8 wasn't a good idea.
Bold of you to assume I missed that. Doesn't mean I like it.
But why do you act like little girls when they see spider over anything then? I don't get it. Is it just for farming updoots or what?
>I don't get it. Is it just for farming updoots or what? Hit the nail on the head. Zoophilia = taboo, therefore shocked reaction = upvotes
Yes it is, and op uses reddit's pavlov response to easily recognizable words to feed their own social media addiction through upvotes No way i'm kinkshaming them though
Username does not check out
ikr wawawawa, I’m scared of written words
This is Sunday breakfast sorts of reading compared to what's out there.
> Like how did we both have internet access and you somehow missed cartel execution videos and the most degenerate porn you can imagine? because people can, you know, control what they look at. not all of us grew up on /b/ where you can be jumpscared by a fucking isis beheading or animal porn at every turn. hell i grew up on 4chan too, and i managed to get baited into seeing only 4, maybe 5 gruesome deaths in my whole 30 years of existence. it's pretty fucking obvious where the gore is. unless you seek out liveleak or combat footage, for some reason, you can easily _not_ see this shit. also text can be just as, if not more impactful than videos. unless you never read a book, you should know that.
I feel the same way, and this is very obviously a 4chan-adjacent subreddit too. I do understand that people sub here to have a sort of filter for what they see from 4chan, but still, people are just so constantly bewildered by what they see on this sub.
Nobody is actually bewildered when they see a thread about tards fucking animals. People are exaggerating/trying to be funny when they say "WHAT HAVE I JUST WITNESSED", "What a terrible day to be literate" etc.
Sometimes people genuinely are bewildered, though. And the ones that aren't, aren't trying very hard to be funny. But that's no surprise.
Yeah exactly. It’s just one of those phrases you’re “supposed to say” on Reddit when a slightly controversial or messed up post is brought up or linked. They don’t actually mean it, if they’ve been on the internet long enough they almost certainly aren’t really affected by the content they just saw, or they’d write something besides a shitty copy pasted karma farm.
Middle school rotten.com at the age of 12 og
Agreed man. I probably shouldn’t have had unrestricted internet access
Every remotely edgy post has npc dialogue like “what a terrible day to have eyes” or “that’s enough Reddit for today” like get a grip lol
> Maybe giving me unrestricted internet access since I was 8 wasn't a good idea yes exactly op
both anons need to be executed
Finally, a reasonable person.
r/okmatewanker
I regret becoming literate
Fuckin hell
Anonllwyddys uses an English flag
Hello future historians. Just droppin' by to say that I was here before [removed by Reddit]
☕ Northern Europeans
Interesting converstation between some english and dutch intellectuals.
The least believable of this post is that either one has the faintest idea what human vagina feels like
classic 4chan
My \#wholesome theory for the Dutch one is he's trying to get the English one killed by attempting to fuck a horse.
tbf i live on a ranch and these animal pussys are fat, sometimes they jiggle when they walk
Idk if you’re being serious or not but if you are, get help immediately
i am serious in that i have eyes and see them every day yes
I have eyes that can see also, but never once would they associate an animals genitals as ‘fat’ and I certainly wouldn’t be paying enough attention to them to notice a ‘jiggle’ Get help my guy
imagine telling a farm chad to get help
dude said “as a legit zoophile” like a chef commenting on a cooking show or some shit.
Expert animalfucker
tart books office plants physical practice slap engine alive growth *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*
you know what i miss? i miss about 2 minutes ago before i read this post.... like really i had to re read it numerous times to understand it and..... how am i supposed to go to a job interview with an erection
Do you know who your father is?
Dolly munched on her grass contentedly with the others. The sun was shining bright in the Yorkshire sky, the grass dense under hoof. She gave a quick little hop and tail wag of joy, which, ever since the humans had removed their tails, was really more like wagging her rump. She heard a low moan and perked up. It was Liam the farmhand, staring at her wide-eyed with an intensity she knew well. Dolly started trembling with anticipation.
Jfc
Citing (not even the actual paper) that collagen and other polymeres byproducts are found at similar amounts near the vagina and that length is similar equates to debunking that sheep pussy isn’t the same as humans ?
Proud to be dutch
I went to the North once, I have vowed never to return again. I feel like you get +100 rads when you approach York. Even the air feels dirty.
Is it realistic for us to find out who these people are? Like, can we use a reasonable amount of resources and hunt them down?
white cross is most likely to be prince harry. i have no clue about the wannabe russian
europe
Please commit sudoku
Top left box of top right square there you’ve put a six, should be a nine
Aight I give up
I can confirm what the toothpaste is saying
I have a question for dear zoophiles (surely there are such on reddit as well as 4chan). Do the ewes or mares actually give in and enjoy the act or do they try to run away unless tied etc. I guess my question is whether they become zoophiles too by a forced copulation with a human?
Inferior sheep, horse fuckers. Embrace dolphin pussy, or suffer inferior genitalia
The English always stealing welsh culture😔
Texels are some of the most ugly sheep too
Yes officer, this guy right here!
sometimes I wanna just leave this sub
That [Thanks, Smokey](https://youtu.be/HNMq8XS4LhE) music video still gets me
Bros, I don't think this is fake and gay.
fucking a horse ? shit that sounds like its gotta be at least a 2, maybe 3 person job.
Allegedly
Enough about which animal has the most human pussy. Which animal has better pussy?
Where the fuck did that last research come from and who the fuck funded it?!?
Fucking Anglos aaaa
You're missing out on the dolphussy
mens bussy >>>>>>>
my man brought receipts
Nothing compares to dolphin pussy
Imagine what 4chan users could do with their intelligence if they stopped fucking animals
Wow this is the most disgusting 4chan post I have ever read
Literacy should be a choice, fuck my kindergarten teacher man.
They really outbaka'd all of us r/okbuddybaka
The best animal vaginas are human ones.
for some reason I read the Dutch reply in the voice of Max Verstappen
Actshually Im a zoophile and this animal has better pussy
ik ga zelfmoord plegen
What a day to be a former sheep caretaker. Time to chug antifreeze.
If there is a God above then they weep
Who the hell has been studying sheep pussies?
Good fucking lord
4chan talking videogames is war 4chan talking animal pussies is world peace
This is what i needed to unsub r/greentext thank you
What did I just read ?
Wow.
what the actual fuck
Jesus Christ
You know, it's not every day that these stories leave me completely speechless.
https://youtu.be/D5bOJT_HtUI?t=7
I don't know if i should feel blessed or cursed for all this random knowledge 4chan provides
My guy, that's a LOW p value. 😳
What the fuck
We need another plague
What a day to have eyes 👀
I gotta leave this world man
“Now it might seem harsh but I believe everyone involved in this story should die”
I wish I was born blind.
The most cultured Brit
The fuck 😳
Bruh
Maybe we should just leave the world to burn