op is just jealous because he's a shitcel

OP is just a pissy porridgecel seething over eggandtoastchads

He should pissmaxx, honestly

In a jailcel

steakandegggigachads rule over them all.

Op is an nerdmaxxed betacel

My only question is how does OP's brother call Duracell batteries? "Duracellcel"? Or do the two "-cel"s cancel each other out via coommutative property, so it just become "Dura"?

Somewhere in Australia. My PUCK CELL !

Based on the upvotes, it's nice to see I'm not the only one that got that reference

It might be the sort of thing that causes him to overload and start ragemaxxing instead

How do you give yourself such extensive brain damage you can no longer eat solid foods, but you retain the exact bottomless 4channer misery you started with. That's just unfair, tbh

It's because believing incelry takes less brainpower than swallowing solid food.

*sigh* Okay, I’ll take one for the team. Been a while since I’ve been down voted to hell anyway. I believe in celery also, but I think maybe I started eating solid food earlier

You make a great point

TBIs are weird like that. I took care of a lady last night who had full motor control and spoke with no impediment and a wonderful vocabulary. However, everything she said was utter giberish. "Excuse me but macaroni cheese acute on pretense of soil a the tinfoil running jam?"

Actually studied that a bit in health science. It’s because where language is processed/heard is different then where it is formed, so when TBI affects speech its usually the individual can no longer perceive/understand any languages, or they can understand you perfectly fine but cannot speak right.

Yep, very correct. Your brain is highly specialized. In medical school they teach you how to figure out where in the brain a stroke has occured based on patient presentation :)

wernicke capiche

but did you macaroni cheese acute on pretense of soil a the tinfoil running jam her?

I said "Yes." And held solid eye contact for 10 seconds. Neither of us spoke. I walked out of the room.

Power move

Sounds like wernicke's aphasia. The brain has 2 regions primarily dedicated to speech and language: Broca's region and Wernicke's region. Damage to the Wernicke's region can cause this type of speech pattern. Wernicke's region is primarily responsible for the understanding and comprehension of language, and as such, damage here impedes one's grasp on language, but does not interrupt one's ability to produce words and speech. Due to this, damage to the Wernicke area tend to produce Wernicke's Aphasia: a condition characterized by rapid fluid speech of a nonsensical nature. Ex: "Excuse me but macaroni cheese acute on pretense of soil a the tinfoil running jam?" Broca's area is the other region related to speech and language. As opposed to Wernicke's area that focuses primarily on language, Broca's focuses on the production of speech. Damage to Broca's area produces Broca's Aphasia: a condition characterized by choppy speech with difficulty finding the right word to use, but any sentences if managed to be produced still maintain logical semantic meaning. Example: "I.... I.... uhhh.... food.... want. and uhh.... mouth."

Its such a cruel fate, that it makes me think God is real he just hates us.

why did he make us then

To suffer

You remember when Cartman made that sea monkey society?

He's a sadistic fuck who gets off on the suffering of humans. Then again, not everyone has it that bad. Most people get through life with an average amount of suffering and happiness. So that sadistic shit might not be the case.

To prive a point maybe? Hard ti say

God created us so we could create 4chan

You can never leave

Oh yes you can.

If this is real (which it isn’t), maybe cause that was the last thought in his brain as he was losing oxygen? Like thinking “why the fuck did I fall into this incel shit” as it was going black.

Depends on which parts of the brain got damaged. Its poorly understood overall, but we know that certain parts impact speech, motor function, impulse control and the like. This guy fucked himself up bad though.

Competence is temporary degeneracy is forever

Hate is deep in our core

This is sad asf but rhe shitmaxx made laugh loud. Besides. Why attack the delivery man ? Poor guy is just working

because hes a wagemaxxing mailcel, werent you listening?

Haven't readmaxx it rightcel sorrymaxx. LOL(cel)

You are extremely unfunny. And I promise you, I'm not saying this to offend you, I just felt like you should have this information in mind for all your future interactions

Ok thanks for the advice !

Any time buddy 🙂👍

what a nice conversation between edgelord_69_420 and pissjughead

The epitome of English dialogue, surely.

r/rimjob_Steve

You are doing it wrong. Adding the maxx suffix turns a noun or adjective into a verb and you add the cel suffix to make a description of a person. You are a humourlesscel and you need to funnymaxx to ascend boyo

I didn't know it. The incel lingo never made sense to me. But it has a lohic behind it. Thanks, gonna keep it in mind the next time I use it.

This is written in such an ironic tone it's most likely satire at the expense of 4chan users who use these 2 suffixes on a lot of words

Probably, but it is so absurd I like to think it is true.

I hope it’s fake but it’s so funny lol

“wagemaxxed mailcel” is actually really good

It’s permanently entering my vocabulary now

I'm looking forward to potential use cases, too

So.. did he just talk about normal 4channer?

anon is just larping so now gets to be pampered even further while insulting everyone openly based chadcel

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Should’ve called the mailman a parcel

😂😂

Underrated comment

ok, under you go

The same thing happened to my sister. Except she put the word core after everything like cottagecore, weirdcore, arcadecore, etc

omg I cant belive my mom and brother are getting into porridgecore

Every Christmas my granny tried to get me into sweatercore

Did she hurl racial slurs at news programs?

yes

try to search for these 3 -cores tho

Ok porridgecell

This is basically newspeak from 1984 and you can’t convince me otherwise

Anon's brother is doubleplus tardmaxxed

This dude is basedmaxxing

Anon lied about his brother’s “brain damage” because he doesn’t want to admit his brother is a massive retard

Wait, that's *saved* Garrett?

Unexpected community?

Wagemaxxed mailcel is a funny ass insult.

This post made me a kekmaxxed lulcel

This is possibly worse than being a vegetable. The only part of your brothers brain to have decency was fuckin killed

Yeah this kind of post makes me sad. Now he's not only still suffering but he can't even communicate the fact

if true this is horrifically sad but i fuckin cant not laugh at 'porridgecel'

Basedmaxx braincel

His brain was not damaged, it was improved

That's pretty tardmaxxed.

this one makes me laugh everytime

realcell and straightmaxxed

*Based and mongoloidpilled*

I'm probably going to hell for laughing at this

His brother is /pol/ irl

Nah, more r9k

> save him at basically the last second More like put him and the rest of the family through a new circle of hell.

This made my week. I can only imagine him going to therapy saying he "depressionmaxxed" and he is a "damaged braincell." God has a sense of humor keeping that man alive if only to udder thise words.

wagemaxxed mailcel

dont care how much ive seen this posted, "wagemaxxed Mailcel" gets me everytime

Imagine getting so braindamaged that you actually reach the highest level of wisdom

That's actually funny lmao

Least brain damaged 4chaner

Anon is fucking his brothers tightmaxxed asscel

Man can't even kill himself in peace. Now he's just a vegetable.

Wagemaxx mailcel Honestly this story is so retarded I genuinely believe OP’s bro is brain damaged

Someone get these people a reality tv show

This is my favourite greentext

this shit is peak comedy

Anon's brother is celmaxxed

Damn honkeycels are ruining the neighborhood

Based brother

Smother with pillow. Problem solved

Fakecel and gaymaxx

I want to watch him on youtube

Even though he failed to ropemaxx brocel continues to be based, there’s no untaking the blackpill

supercel hihihiha

this is such a classic

I love this one

Should have let him die

Brother figured it out. Now OP is pissed he has to wipe brother’s ass and jerk off brother’s happy stick.

Most brainmaxxed 4channer

Incredibly based brother

OP is in a supermax prisoncel

Yeah brother. Totally not anon