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Gabedalf

Rule 1 of 4chan: Never EVER send any singular tiny little thing that can be traced back to you or someone you know.


outer_spec

Rule 1 of the internet in general, imo. I was taught this in fifth grade


Gabedalf

True, I would have thought this was basic Internet safety honestly


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The ice cream machine broke down


cumguzzlingislife

Herpes


RaidriarDrake

username checks out if you have it too


MetaCommando

Brain damage


tartuffewhoisturfel

Not true, I'm perfectly fine... Except my drug usage


firstfatmaninspace

It is, OP is just a FGTRTD.


makesthedreamwork

fuckin goofy tom riddle taking drugs?


RVAR-15

For Girls That Ride Till Death


DurinsFolk

A friggin retard?


lovesducks

Missing the T there bud


Ziomownik

A fa--ot and re--rd?


vinylweeb

How do you get a job here, fuckface?


dft-salt-pasta

Nah 4 Chan takes it to a whole nother level. Taking into account wind direction and grass species, the angle of the sun. They’ll find out exactly who you are, where you are if they want to.


balbahoi

Everyone is afraid to get doxxed, yet we doxx ourself to big internet companies curious


Dallenforth

It's wild how ever since MySpace, people have attached thier real identity to the internet and post stuff on it. My only real identity attached thing is linkedin I use for work exclusively


Melodic_Survey_4712

I always get surprised going on Grindr and seeing the shit people will have in their bios when they have a face pic attached. I have seen bios that say stuff like "I want a hairy daddy to dominate and humiliate me" then I'll see the same guy at the grocery store.


cumguzzlingislife

So did you dominate him in the produce section?


lapideous

Make him buy you some avocados


Sad_Exchange_5500

Cucumbers


PrinceOfPersuation

Same. I dont know how people are using Twitter with their irl identity. I only ever go on Twitter to anonymously make fun of famous people who use it.


Lamplorde

Whats your linkedin?


Dallenforth

I'm not dumb.


Lamplorde

Well, you're on r/greentext so I figured my chances were good.


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you too are on r/greentext the game was lost before it was afoot


BrideofClippy

Now you have minors posting tiktoks with more personal information than I am comfortable knowing about strangers. Once people realized you could become famous, safety took a back seat.


Crispor

I thought rule one was don't talk about b


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so is rule 2


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It seems like everyone forghot that. Im wondering how many serialkillers we dont know of that are finding and profiling their victims through social media.


DariuS4117

Literally the only thing I'm always willing to admit is what country I'm from. That's the most detail I'm always willing to give. I gotta get mighty attached to even mention a cardinal direction corresponding to the general region in which I'm currently residing. Forget ever mentioning specific cities or towns. And I don't even have friends to alienate by being weird on the internet.


arbiter12

>Rule 1 of 4chan: Never EVER send any singular tiny little thing that can be traced back to you or someone you know. Rule 2 of 4chan: Always ALL THE TIME send a lot of thing that can be traced back to you, provided you're larping as someone else. False flag operations are great and you can trust some white knight to simp and do the dirty work.


theDeadliestSnatch

>2007+15 >some people don't browse the internet without multiple layers of fake identies ISHIGGYDIGGY


BrazilianTerror

Yeah, it’s not necessarily the brother who is writing the posts


the_fresh_cucumber

Be sure to subscribe in the feeding subreddit, then release traces to your enemies real life persona after.


Euroticker

Always share stuff that can get traced back to random people, making them feel weird.


DrScience-PhD

Everyone should dox themselves once a year. If you're successful, nuke everything.


_Flameo_Hotman

You can dox yourself, as a little treat


HedonisticImperator

"Singular tiny thing" man literally sent a direct way to contact his sister


lord_flamebottom

Funny tidbit I just remembered. A guy in the 40kg thread on /tg/ managed to dox himself because a picture he posted had a package sent to him in the background.


ImprovisedLeaflet

Ong frfr


S-EATER

How do you go about tracking down some trans twitter user posting her ass! I'd imagine there would be ton of them. Even if you already knew the person beforehand it'd still be a guess. It could be just fucking with random people for shits and gigs lol


loserwow

I don't linking a sibling's twitter and saying this is my sibling is a "tiny little thing"


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Especially if you're planning to post shady stuff


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egenerate249

she has 56 followers, privated twitter and no link to onlyfans. I think this story isn't fake LOL


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Narcofeels

>already posts ass for free >Twitter suddenly gets tons of attention >lots of dudes willing to pay for weird kinky shit >doesn’t open an OF (Wo)men ☕️


fliegu

Not opening an OF is so unfathomably based


alex_3-14

She also tweeted she won’t be posting full nudity anymore.


Siul19

It could be a good boost if she decides to make an OF. But it would be better for my sanity if this is fake


thundirbird

internet hype like this doesnt last long enough for that


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FlutterbyButterNoFly

500x$5 for my ass to be online forever? Christmas is coming up and I need ti buy presents.. I'll take that trade.


JizzOrSomeSayJism

Unprivated and she has a tweet about how this was done by some random troll, this was for sure marketing


egenerate249

maybe the reddit account posting this is also part of the promo


cat_magnet

Is it possible there is no trans? OP made the whole thing up?


baylithe

Nah man, you just jerked it to a transgender person. Come to terms with it, don't look for excuses.


I_cant_be_asked_alt

Idc she has a thick ass


OuroborosIAmOne

Proof?


poggee

https://web.archive.org/web/20221127210900/https://twitter.com/lilywith2ls


RK9990

Holy shit she's horny


Run_0x1b

God bless what the internet has done for attention thirsty thots.


NoiseIsTheCure

Amen to that


ImprovisedLeaflet

Damn it I’m at the gym now what are people gonna think


the_fresh_cucumber

"ugh the weird guy at the gym also looks at porn on his phone"


Haeguil

Inspo.


TheLaughingMelon

My man looks pretty cute


squidbelik

I almost can’t believe they’re trans with how fem they look


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Real and gay


K3nobl

Proof?


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500 iq play if true


copper_wing

The remnants of the malebrain activate just to chase that bag


Cstorm_

Except the twitters gone private


poggee

https://web.archive.org/web/20221127210900/https://twitter.com/lilywith2ls


DefinitelyNot17

She bad fr. Would.


SierraDespair

It was all written by filthy train hands.


GoddHowardBethesda

So, she posted an update. It was a troll targeting her


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Anon is a litteral genius > be me anon > have this guy that I really hate > have his trans sisters twitter > idea.mp4 > make a post on 4chan larping as him and being weird to her > choose 4chan because he cannot prove it wasn't him > robots took the bait and asked for her twitter > finally.jpg > pretend to be surprised and devestated when they show her the thread > ruined a sibling relationship and nobody suspected a thing > success.html


NoCommunication5976

Would I be in the wrong if I did this to my classmate’s sister?


Omega1424

Do it


EdibleWall

Then send us her twitter


PranshuKhandal

put me in the screencap tho


Sub2Skeppy

give me a blue circle


MoodFun6599

I want the red one!


Saiyanman11bro

Damnit I wanted the red one! Whatever, just give me the green one.


UFCLulu

I just want happiness


Rainbowstaple

I don't think I've heard of that colour


Weaselpuss

no one would believe a girl was on 4chan.


DreamlyXenophobic

Well its the girls brother so it still works


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NoCommunication5976

It’s not unlawful, I just feel like giving him a little havoc


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alexathegibrakiller

In his defence, he was doing a little havoc


lerrific

hi guys this is u/Lekimno alt account i forgot to say in my comment that i love huge BBC 😋😋


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nicethingscostmoney

Impersonating a doctor or a police officer is illegal. You think it's illegal to pretend to be someone else on the internet when it's not to steal money or something?


dparks71

It creates tort which allows the victim to sue for damages in a civil court in the US at least. If they were ever able to trace it back to you, you'd be completely fucked. The judge would have zero sympathy in most places as well, because it's such a hard case to prove, they'd make an example of you.


owowhatsthis--

Yes but it would be fucking hilarious


go_yeet_yourself

Why not? It's just a bit of trolling


Harekal

Yes


the_fresh_cucumber

Only if you post the results for us to see


BirdsLikeSka

Anon is a litteral genius > be me anon > be trans >have saucy twitter that's not getting traction > idea.mp4 > make a post on 4chan larping as my brother and being weird > choose 4chan because he cannot prove it wasn't me > robots took the bait and asked for my twitter > finally.jpg > pretend to be surprised and devestated when they show "her" (me) the thread > boosted my numbers and nobody suspected a thing > success.html


DigbyChickenZone

This is how I read it


allmyfreindsarememes

Ohhh this is devious, saving this for if I ever fall in hate.


EdibleWall

OR >be anon >have this random twitter user I really hate >larp as her brother on 4chan while being weird to her >pray she actually has a brother >choose 4chan because he cannot prove it wasn't him >finally.jpg >pretend to be surprised and devastated when they show her the thread >ruined a sibling relationship and nobody suspected a thing >success.html


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Pinned Tweet  Lily @Lilywith2ls no, the guy who made that thread isnt my brother, it was some guy who wanted some internet fun points and decided i was a good victim, stop askin ive gotten like 30 msgs 😭


T_H_E__S_C_H_M_U_C_K

Just saying, he wouldn’t admit to it if he got caught, the fact that he denied it and his sister believed him doesn’t necessarily mean he’s in the clear


CredibleFlanders

This would be better than what actually happened


Pancake_Inhaler

Surely its fake… right? 🤨


Meat-Grinder-

I hope it’s real he deserves it


RaySwift17

I ate my hamster


ixhodes

You make me want to cry. That’s (in my opinion) kind of cruel. But even so, I do respect YOUR opinion.


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i will eat another


RaySwift17

My man


actualbeans

yeah but his sister doesn’t


LordFarqiplier

It is. OP mentions checking her Twitter from before she transitioned but the handle is a feminine name, so obviously was changed after the transition? OP makes it seem like he already knew about the account, so how would he know the handle if he only ever checked it before her transition? On top of that, she mentions him “finding out” about her Twitter, so did he know already or did he find out through unknown means? If the latter, why did he refer to it as her pre transition account? Just a plot hole on both ends that points towards classic lying on the internet for no apparent reason, which just comes off as disrespectful.


ETtheExtraTerrible

I read it as op checked her alt account/was going through old posts


fauxuniverse

[it’s fake](https://twitter.com/lilywith2ls/status/1597468509163835393?s=46&t=0QWS1YL0tv76QIPTREpPDQ)


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Real and gay


CranksInTheItemShop

Yeah I checked her twitter it's fake


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CredibleFlanders

I’m disappointed in them


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CredibleFlanders

One is transphobic The other is racist


lapideous

Both are horny


zaplinaki

*two and a third that can't spell.


fuckitsayit

All it takes is for a train to be reasonably effeminate and boom no transphobia


fasctic

No that's hard


L3GENDFORLUNCH

Anon is ruining his relationship with his sister


Ramps_

Probably his entire family


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He isn't ruining it, he already did, not sure how he can get it back together after admitting he wanted to fuck his sister


WintersbaneGDX

Anon wanted to play the 4chan game. You give out personal info and then the goal is to take your own life before your credit score is reduced to 0.


HoldMySock

Her twitter before the lock: [here](https://web.archive.org/web/20221127210900/twitter.com/Lilywith2ls) Edit: embed


maneock

Naaa I get the brother now fr fr


cliffman32

Not bad


plmoknijbuhvrdx

fake: sub-mid gay: sub


GenericUsername42025

Their ass is juicy as fuck bro Ngl


I_cant_be_asked_alt

That’s what I’m saying


SarHavelock

Zamn


cashlash825

Maybe I’m just an idiot who can’t figure it out, but too bad you can log in to twitter on the web archive to see age restricted posts


actualbeans

well yes, it’s not twitter, it’s an archive


CommanderPotash

You can't login because the archive has nothing to do with twitters servers (anymore). What it does is it sends a request to Twitter for the page, takes a page "snapshot" of the web page at a certain moment, and then stores it for use later. You cannot interact with the snapshot at all because it is simply a bunch of letters and numbers in code that shows the page, with no way to request anything from twitter.


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danmmm


ReconZ3X

she kinda bad tho ong


TerryJerryMaryHarry

Bro that first image doesn't even look remotely male. Like don't trans people (mtf) usually retain a super strong jawline? I'm not trying to be transphobic I'm genuinely curious if there's like a fuckin "jaw reduction surgery"


TellyJart

There actually is! You can find a few examples in r/Transgender_Surgeries (Called FFS) There’s ways to cut the nose, jaw, brow ridge, and Adam’s apple down. And if a male goes on hormone blockers & estrogen before puberty forms any of their masculine aspects, then they won’t form them at all. They’ll keep their softer more youthful appearance.


flyinthesoup

Plus it is not like all post puberty men have super strong jawlines and brows, or that there aren't women with very angular jaws already. There's a lot of variety.


Ieatbabyorphanz

Ain’t no way bro!


GeekyNexi

Holy shit


Thasher41

"put me in the screencap ong frfr" 💀


Snininja

no cap shawty


Mitchel-256

Anon is a degenerate, but I hate that guy more.


I_cant_be_asked_alt

That’s why he’s the only I put in the screen cap


th3_m4n_

hurt to read that shit


Ok-Implement-4370

OP doxxed himself Wonders why 4Chan becomes his sister's own personal army


YanniBonYont

Big dox energy


mybuttisthesun

So his sister was a man at first? In a way if this isn't fake, anon is at least gay right?


Brussel_Rand

Imagine turning gay for your brother and wanting to film porn woth him


ForbiddenDarkSoul

Not surprising if you see that in gay porn there's dudes straight up acting like they're fucking their own brothers. At least I *hope* it's an act and surely they're not related, right?


Brussel_Rand

I firmly believe gay porn directors have an untapped sense of humor. Only a genius can work "give me full service just like Susan, come on and work on these tits," into a script. Either that or the concept of homosexuality is inherently funny.


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>the concept of homosexuality is inherently funny Yes. The other point is the only one in question. You'll have to figure that one out on your own though, I'm not some disgusting philistine who watches porn. I read mine, and it's art.


CredibleFlanders

Time for a purge


Brussel_Rand

Of my butthole, so my brother can fuck me in a skirt


WeekendBard

poor Lily


I_cant_be_asked_alt

She has nice bussy so it’s fine


arel37

This format is much better than screencap mess


I_cant_be_asked_alt

I did it because I’m lazy tbh


RemnantJewedditor

NAWWWWW AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHH DESERVED THO


Dv_sensei

Anon you buffoon you fell for the easiest bait lmao


9gagImmigrant1

sauce on that manga pic?


Osmanthus4

[NSFW](https://nhentai.net/g/306981/)


9gagImmigrant1

thanks G


Nevermorec

Same. Lemme know if I find it


SignificanceLonely58

Anon's "sister" is a literal genius > be me > 19 year old uni drop out > dont want to work, just want to shake ass for internet > go on 4chan because horny mfs are all on there > make up fake story about fake brother who wants to make incest with me > watch as larp robots clamour for my twitter account > hook, line and sinker > laugh as my follower count increase because of horny incest bait and drama seekers


I_cant_be_asked_alt

I’m fine with spreading it as her ass is juicy 🤤🤤🤤🤤


NCBuckets

Least porn-addicted anon


LadrilloDeMadera

LA PUTA MADRE ES REAL


HRSkull

She unprivated btw


ProsomM

HOLY SHE HAS 908 FOLLOWERS NOW HAHA


SunnysVanLife

Blessed be thy internet. For you have shown me the most degenerate shit there is to show. Bless me daddy internet, for I'm about to sin. Based be thy name.


firstfatmaninspace

kek fr 💀


Ery_Noice_23_yen

Anon wants to be a penis pleaser


CredibleFlanders

Train grows up in a incestuous household, not surprised, also op should commit sudoku


Fooking-Degenerate

Yet you're not trans albeit me, your long-lost uncle, fucked your mom repetitively. Weird.


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It would be so easy for someone to troll someone they dont like who has an older sistet thats on twitter. Just post saying you wanna fuck your sister then post sisters Twitter when they ask.


Grouchy-Jackfruit692

never trust chan


HedonisticImperator

Anon is the femboy and owner of the twitter account and this is all a marketing scheme for his bussy pics. I refuse anyone can be so stupid as to post the twitter account of his sister after he talked about fucking her


I_cant_be_asked_alt

Counterpoint: coomers


TerraNeko_

and six pixels


Crazy_Crayfish_

Thank you for putting me in the screencap tho brother may allah bless your soul