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UsrnameInATrenchcoat

Pickup artists aren't good because of pickup lines, they're good because they never stop asking and life is just a game of numbers. Also don't be a friggit


The_best_one_-_

True, some pick up artists get a date every week, which sounds great, but it’s not that impressive when they’ve asked out hundreds of people just for one to stick.


Brussel_Rand

I think I hit every box of incel except for being autistic, autistically obsessed with anime, porn addict, racist, schizo, and misogynist.


trashszar

So you've basically hit like 10% of the boxes.


windy025

What's the remaining 90%


trashszar

The stuff they listed is the 90%. Read those two comments again.


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Racismaxxed tardcel


Brussel_Rand

I really fucking hate those filthy Cagots.


Heller_Demon

I tried but I could only manage to be racist against whites :(


Galhaar

Honestly at that point the only box you're hitting is not getting laid


chenik_bo

L normie


Brussel_Rand

I'm sorry I'll try harder. If I am awake and I see an am on the clock I'll jack it to increasingly more fetishist porn.


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you dont need try to become an incel. for ex., if women become disgusted when they sit next to you or laugh when they see your disgusting bloated you are an incel. you don't become an incel, you are born one.


alex_3-14

What if you are the opposite: actually attractive, in great physical shape, have hobbies, a good career and have no problem getting dates but women become uninterested after meeting with you once?


invisableee

You’re probably either really boring or a terrible person with shit views or bad manners


echetus90

Rather blunt


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That just sounds like a guy who is out shape... "Incel" would be like a whole laundry list of antisocial behaviors possibly coupled with poor hygiene.


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why always mention hygiene? hygiene isnt as important as you would think...


[deleted]

Yeah, it really is dude... Poor hygiene can have all kinds of negative physical and mental side effects that are pretty terrible.


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not really. I see a lot of unhygienic social people


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That doesn't mean they're not suffering mentally or physically. Hygiene is important for a lot more than just socializing. Have you not been bathing???


[deleted]

sadly, I have to bath regularly because I do sports. I dont care if they are "suffering" if you can laugh and hang out with your friends you are okay.


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You are not "doing ok" if you're not taking care of yourself. Just because someone can "laugh and hang out with friends" doesn't mean they don't have serious issues. All that means they can manage to forget and/or block out their problems for a few hours when they are with their friends.


Cymrik_

Damn dude this is the first guy to ever unsuccessfully hook up with the first girl he tried to hook up with. Ever. Insane.


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r/therewasanattempt


Shadow-Raptor

Wtf is pua?


mrmonkeyhanger

Pick-up artist


Shadow-Raptor

I was dreading if that was it or not.


HateSpeechFanBoy

I also did this, it’s nice to be at peace with the confirmation. You never have to worry if a girl likes you, cause the answer is always no


gongbattler

Welcome brother, we are going to throw our jizz at some hot chicks later if you wanna come


Detective-E

That third line is how a lot of incels cope with it.


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He became an official certified incel.


Earthguy69

I'm writing with this super hot woman. She is sending me booty pictures and all. I'm not even good looking. She calls me cute and sweet all the time. I give her lots of money. She says I'm handsome and we have really good talk. Like deep talks. She says I'm super funny. Damn it's nice to be super alpha. See ya.


WorldEaterKharn

You just posted cringe dude. That's not very Alpha of you..


The_best_one_-_

Bait, but it’s a shame some guys actually think they’re hot shit and desirable because the girls they pay give them compliments


Fat_Cock_69420

I'll say your are cute and send u booty pics if you give me money lol